BR Class 50 50033 Glorious edition
I've become obsessed with semen.
Brittany feels my bibici
I got diagnosed with autism recently. Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
whew, thanks OP.>>84524404welcome to the neurodivergent club! you do seem to have a particular fixation/special interest, it has to be said.
>>84524404based wally
>>84524384Brilliant edish OP thank you very much
>>84524431Cheers Anon ! I appreciate the warm welcome. I am trying to stay off loser signs and feet but it's not an easy habit to break
>>84524404Me too.How old are you and how did you get diagnosed
Just watched that Meet the Parents DVD. Not as funny as I remember, but still a comfort film. DeNiro is good.
Fish don't have consciousness
>>84524491I got diagnosed just after my 30th bday and did it privately because I was waiting 4 years for the r NHS one.
>>84524492>Not as funny as I remember, but still a comfort film. sounds about right. like the lad (possibly you) who watched What Women Want the other night. might be one of them 'hot takes' but i liked Click, the Adam Sandler flick. for some reason Hollywood got bored of 'everyday guy gets supernatural power' and this felt like the last real one of those.maybe it's a bit shit, but it's a film i downloaded from Mininova. i wasn't expecting high art, just a fun premise.
>>84524539Click makes me cry, kek. Michelle Monaghan is such a hottie.
crosslad carry his cross in life x
Next time you see a benefit scrounge just spark them out
Helper belongs in prison. Pass it on.
Having a wot woodle and catching up on a wepisode of The Boys then I'm off to beddingtons x
crosslad crosses the road to carry his cross across the cross shaped crossing
>>84524677Gargle my piss nappylad
mate A just called me 'ket anon'.SHE KNOWS
Hello mate A ketlad would love a good shag like back in the old days. Give the lad a quick little go will ya?
>>84524677how can you tell the age of someone by the back of their head from a blurred video that you didn't watch? Asking for a friend
Gonna start up an albion online account anyone else play it?
>>84524833this is NOT the type of people we are.
Sparked i am
Imagine you wake up and see this x
sparked am i not?
>>84524980Don't know what it is, desu.What is it?
Mum went absolutely fucking berserk before because I called her a narcissist during an argument. She never admits fault and it's always your fault or you are in the wrong, never her. A real shame because I've gone and pissed my chips now as she was going to buy me Chinese takeaway tomorrow as well. If I don't apologise first she wont talk to me until I have done. The longest we've gone without talking is 10 days.
All throughout my life she said things like "all I am me is kind" when she constantly nags and complains about the littlest of things. All the times shes apologised to me in my life I can count on one hand.
>>84525309Bloody hell, lid. You best get to apologising me thinks.
>>84525344Oh and she's going to bury market tomorrow as well.. They sell these cherry, wimberry pies and Manchester tarts on market days that are fucking amazing. Won't be getting one of them now as well. Fuck.To be fair lad we was watching absolutely 80s and "it's my life" by Dr.Alban was playing and I said I liked this song and for some reason she muted the TV. Then I said sarcastically "oh well let's turn it off then, doesn't matter if anybody else is listening to it then.."and that's when she blew up like a nuclear bomb in the front room when I called her a narcissist. https://youtu.be/oW0VovnyjPY?si=Jrvl1nZY4QcjFdNY
Sparked out on the shandy
Give me greggs rose lass over drunken ruth any day.
>>84524404OK. Now what? What is the point getting diagnosed other than for more convincing application of disability to the DWP?
https://youtu.be/Rm6ZtALw5KM
Never even kissed a funking fanny
>>84525549Honestly I'm over it now. Just do not care anymore.
depression kicking in again.I've waited my whole life for some kind of direction or guidance that simply isn't coming.
>>84525549So fucking frustrating isn't it? Yet it's piss easy going on grindr and sucking cock the same day most of the time. Not fucking right.
>>84525588The brutal truth is nobody is coming to save you, nobody is going to help you. You have to drag yourself out of the pits of despair and make the best of what you have.
Just want a rose to cure my loneliness and depression. Everything is out of reach for lads like me.
watching videos with my friend on some synctube thing.any of you lads into your bodycam videos have any good ones? ideally <20 mins?or even, dare i say, true crime videos? we're watching one about that Chandler Halderson. it is actually an interesting story.
>>84525622Some how Auditing Britain and Charles Veitch videos.
>>84525619this a university or summat?can't explain why, something about this photo gets under my skin. i don't think it's jealousy. i'm just not plugged into the Instagram/TikTok world, and it looks a bit twee.
>>84525666Not sure lad. She doesn't go to university. She probably went to some museum.
>>84525666Don't worry lad. She's a wagie. I don't think she's rich like Ruby.
>>84525610i don't even know what to do or where to go though.
>>84525747Just start going out. If you hate people having a go or taking the piss when you're out start recording them. Winds them up.
Ruby is going for her phd. What about you lads?
>>84525756Go where though? What constitutes "out"?
Just woke up, insomnia kicking me arse
Last post of the night watch here lads. Good night.
I'll be a brand new guy when me tracksuit is dry
Necking woffee right na fuck the lot
Wakey wakey lids
Qrd on your election and what it means? Non UK commonwealth nigger here
Over to Bude this morning for more beasthunter tasks. I will locate this vile specimen. Rumour has it he is connected with Man Down. Wrong uns the lot of em.
Another day never having even sniffed a girl's arsehole
>>84526721Not rite lid
so you'll spend saturday alone playing pretend on 4chan as usual
>>84526713Means nothing. Reform will have chaotic local council presence, get pissy, quit, and be shown up as the useless chancers that they are. General election will not be a Reform majority.
>>84526713>Non UKOUT. GO. NOW.
>>84526732I'm here I'm queer get used to it
>>84526723I get no wussy it overs
31 year old virgin. Sad!I cri everytimes
>>84526785You could get a prozzie TODAY but you'd rather spend your time here posting about being a virgin
Thought I needed a second poo but was just a big fart. Wasted trip to the bog. My day is ruined.
A vigorous and enthusiastic gangbang with Hannah Waddingham.
This lad has been push suicides all his life and also helped normalfags die it lush.
Off to do Wordle. Anyone want the answer?
Who knew a suicide forum would be filled with troonies
That was easy today
Might cop Nike tech tracksuit
>>84526819Now lets do the german one
B&M Bude for bargains on reduced. Any requests?
Shout out Monster energy drink
PSG winning kickball tournament again. Not right
Anal champ from newcastle
Missing motherless already. No good alternative. It not right.
Me? Vac bed porn.
>>84526821yes blad bredren famalam grime trap drill blatt blatt blatt
Me? Watching counterfeit goods being sold in eBay live auctions. Bonus if the lass selling has a nice rack of breasticles on her.
me? incredibly tired but not aloud to sleep
>>84524384i live in australia. it genuinely blows my mind that we have such a higher standard of living. uk really fucked itself.
>>84526934>aloudmongboy.gif
>>84526945i use a speech-to-text app to post here
>hur dur brittan is cackTedious.
>>84526950Then get one that works, dumb spaz. Pathetic.
>>84526956it works fine 99 percent of the time
>>84526908Is it ded? Or just blocked in UK? I would check but I'm on a train surrounded by a million coughing and sniffing scumbags
Plea from a cat named virtute by the weakerthans makes me cry evrytiem
>>84526908Never vibed with that. There is an audio of a mother sucking off her son, but the chan mong didn't replace the batteries so he even fucked that up
Just made a cuppa and about to boot runescape up
Yeah i'm finkin a nu day hath dawnedI fink X
Having a nice slow oily wank to start the day me
Having a nice slow oiIy wank to start the day me
Having a nice sIow oily wank to start the day me
Having a nice sIow oiIy wank to start the day me
Reform cleaning house. You love to see it.
>>84527049I don't really. Looks like my local council will be lab/green coalition which is probably going to be a bit of a fuck up
>>84527049Shippy is a low IQ brute
Word on the street is that the beast of bude is out and about, last seen lurking at the far end of the Morrisons tunnel covered head to toe in pasty and scone crumbs.
Only just fucking updated the Linux kernel the other day. The fuck.
>>84527105Women get incredibly wet when they watch this webm
Ah, sertraline makes one's dreams be mental. Okie dokie, that explains a lot. Didn't have to kill anyone in my dreams last night (always self defence), but I did have to kick the shit out of somebody.that's a bit of a relief, I'm not getting ready to snap. Phew.
>>84527109Nah women would be very concerned if you opened up a terminal on a plane or train.
Women are fucking dumb cunts who thinks going to university makes them more intelligent than men. They don't even fucking use GNU/Linux and wouldn't even know how to do a basic fucking install of an operating system.
>>84527117>dumb cunts who thinks
>stinky upSpeaking of, I need to get a shower this morning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g7VclWsiaM
I cannot explain to you how fucking furious house hunting makes me. The stock of housing in this country is fucking embarrassing. Ugly, misshapen, tiny-windowed, mismatching deanoboxes always listing a boxroom as a bedroom, always listing a downstairs cupboard toilet as a second bathroom etc. etc. Oh and that'll be 430 thousand fucking pounds please thanks mate yeah.
My plan for the day?Order a taxi, go to lidl, go to my mum's (looking after her dog for the day), get high, walk the dog (depending on rain), make dinner, get high and watch TV.
>>84527128that is absolute shite from begging to end, everything, the lyrics, the women, the dancing, the music, all just fucking horrible lad
https://youtu.be/V_zmX1SdcjA
>>84527129No pussy, no house, no independence, no work. The social contract is broken. You are a mug if you contribute to society.
>>84527128Sorry to say lad but I agree with>>84527150That really was just terrible. I don't know who finds this sort of thing enjoyable except for perhaps a bit of goon material maybe? But even then there's way better stuff out there. Reminds me of Kpop, which I assume is what inspired the track/video/choreography. I don't think I've ever come across a Kpop track that I thought was good. I'm not saying that to be hyperbolic, and I've really given it a chance, but all the aesthetic motifs across the genre are fucking dire in my eyes. The songs are bad, the tunes are janky, the hooks are often actually worse than the verses, the choreography and general visual style is way too saccharine but not in an ironic way which can be fun it really is just overly saturated and shitty. Just can't stand it.
>>84527128No point fucking showering if you have nowhere to go, no woman to have sex with. Waste of fucking time.
>>84527150It's nu k-pop for the zoomers and gen A, k-slop, literal slop. Like when there's a good tv series, then suddenly there's hundreds of inferior copies.>>84527167It makes me giggle.
>>84527172I can smell myself.Songnotrel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE3ynTXTm_8
>>84527154I'd probably do anything for a million to be honest x
Off to the beach I am to splash some salt water on me starfish
Never getting sex, never going to have an ex.
Decentarse brekkieberg this wasSating, even, possiblyX
Full day of dart watching for me
day 5 of not liking porn
>>84527300Quitting porn won't get you a girlfriend. You'll just feel empty.
>>84527283Morning darts lad. What's on today then?
A dickhead is outside being noisy with a chainsaw. Fuming.
>>84527316should give him a hand lad, probably has lots of shit to clear up
>>84527129Love a good rant me. My personal favourite is when they call 2 cupboards and tiny stove a "kitchenette". Thre's flats in my northern,ex-industrial shithole for 900 pound a month, There's houses, literally around the corner from my 2 bed council house, and they're charging 300k for them (my house is valued at like 120). Mental it is. Don't get me started on getting a drivers license either. Fucking mong me failed my test on thursday because I had a meltdown in the middle of it after driving for 25 minutes without a single minor fault because I genuinely thought I'd failed (he missed my mistake, so naturally I'm even more pissed at myself) I had to book that test in december... 5-6 month backlog from covid, 40 quid an hour for lessons too btw, and I'm a slow ass learner so it took me a while. Oh, and they've made it even harder to get cancellations now, next test? OCTOBER! Seething I am lads, seething
Luv cattos me i do X
>>84526990Corrrr incest CORRRR.
Just got back off cruise (horrible) to Norway fjords (wonderful) and now have to do all the bits and bobs around the house. Washing and gardening and walking dogberg instead of just sitting and eating and drinking all the time. My body is telling me it's time to go for lunch and eat fish and chips but that's insane behaviour in normal life. Also have a go at pronouncing this shop name if you think you're hard enough.
>>84527017>>84527033>>84527039>>84527041That is A LOT of slow oily wanks honestly
>>84527094On my way to check. I will report suspicious sighting(s).
>>84527375Coorrrrrrr didn't notice the reflection and how close I was to doxing myself with a picture of my very own face.
>>84527105Compile from source or an off the shelf peasant version? Details.
>>84527150>begging to endm o n g
>>84527375I am doing Norway fjord cruise in Sept actually with mummyberg
>>84527375I can read Norwegian so no problem with me lad. My pronunciation will be dogshit though, not gonna lie.
>>84527315Austrian darts open it's on the pdc website
>>84527413my mumberg has panic attacks driving over bridges. Could never drag her onto a cruise
>>84527413It's very good, everything is mad fucking expensive though. Sure it was a tourist trap but paid over 20 quid for two drinks.
>>84527453Did you go near Lofoten? Got a long time internet buddy who grew up in a village near there. Said there was only like 12 people living there during off-season
It's britfeel not norfeel just sayin
>>84527513Nah nowhere near there, furthest north the boat went was alesund which is still on the bellend of the penis shape that is Norway. Lofoten looks to be a pube island. Imagine it would be absolutely brutal up there, was weird enough where I was where the sun wasn't going down until like half 10
>>84527529britfeel is twinned with norgetraden
Quite enjoy watching cats use a litterbox. Something very satisfying about how those little buggers bury their business.
https://youtu.be/m3U_jz3q0mE
Officially the muslim population is 6.5%. In reality it's likely closer to 8-9%.Just under 1 in 10. That's really fucking bad don't get me wrong, but at the same time it is still, objectively, quite a small section of the population. Absolutely boggles the fucking mind how outsized of an influence they have as such a tiny percentage. They're one of the most entitled, loud, obnoxious, uncooperative, sectarian, useless, stupid and belligerent blocs ever. Why can't they just fucking stop being cunts ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN EVERY WAY?
>>84527592And the government just panders to them.Is it just the fear of violent retribution why they are treated better than us?
>>84527592I wonder what other minority groups you could be describing there
>>84527638I think it's a confluence of factors:>genuine desire to be "anti-racist"/virtue signal 'good liberal values'>genuine left-utopian dream that we can and should have a multicultural society>fear of violent retribution>generally contemptible view of the native population due to perceived racial/historic/cultural grievances born from an account of the world where Europeans are the most successful and they think that's inherently 'immoral' (hierarchy aversion typical in leftists)>power-grabbing by leveraging the most 'extreme' voices as reliable shock-troopers>pandering to buy a coherent and consistent voting blocAnyone who is pro- the current arrangement with muslims will have one or more of the above factors, to varying degrees, as their driving motivation.
Laughs in claude mythos innit
>>84527673lolis there comparison of browsers. Which is the worse to best ?
https://youtu.be/68wMLmcR7_0SEASIDEUPDATEGrief hitting Seaside hard. :(
>>84527702Mark returned to YouTube? Bloody 'ELL.
>>84527702He is such a bore now, getting worse and worse..
>zerohedge.com/markets/rise-ai-writing-and-decline-human-voiceP funny how this piece was LLM-written as well, as indicated by the Em dashes
>>84527731Only the low IQ that repeat the same posts over every thread find Mark amusing, funny etc. The like minded flock together,
>>84527769The thing is, he used to be a funny lolcow and why anons posted the vids.But honestly, for quite a while now, he is declining mentally month by month and it's becoming very noticeable.
I know the UK has lots of black women from all the Caribbean immigrants there as well as some from Africa. Is it common to see blackwomen in the UK dating white men? Are British black women generally friendly and easy to along with?
>>84527762Love my AI gooning, me. It lush. x
>washing mumbergs car>having a nice time on a Saturday morning >drying car, one side left to do>dadberg appears in a right fucking mood>"HURRY UP anon I NEED to go out">ok>mumberg then appears just hovering about>"Will you be much longer anon?>Only the front bumper , not be long>They both get into the car and just sit there>rush round like a mad cunt>right, thats me don->car starts and instantly drives off>mfw Cunts tbqh, not letting it get to me , going to go some some spliffs and enjoy the day
>>84527860Why are you washing their car? Genuinely what do you get out of that?
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/cKIM6DQ083cSEASIDEUPDATEHe having a little cakey cakey cakey time. He cutting it right down he's almost 15 stone. He doing the three cake challenge and starting fresh tomorrow so lets get tucked in and that is LUSH!
>>84527651Lefties are loonies, desu. This hasn't worked for at least 3 decades, a lot don't want to integrate so keep within their own communities (not bad really, as we don't want them spreading, due to them trying to take over areas), they try to change the culture (racist for not including them in something they don't want to do), thousands of white British children groomed and yet it's not classed as a racially motivated crime. And we're the problem.
Dirty frag
>>84527889food bank treats coming in
2 linux exploits released lollers goes missing the cunt is dirtying our frags isnt he
>>84527868im stick of looking at the dirty piece of shit lad, no one else wants to look after it, the Korean rickshaw is burning oil like no tomorrow and im the only cunt who keeps an eye on itThe alternator belt is hanging on by a thread, the brake discs are almost worn out completely, the engine is making some unhealthy rattling from the top endbut "noo anon just leave it, its working isnt it??" Trying to avoid the fucking meltys lad "OHHH THE CAR IS FUCKED WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?????" type shit "WHY DO THE 10 YEAR OLD DISCS NEED REPLACED??? WAHHHHHH" "I put air in the tyres last year anon, they dont need air, they aren't punctured sure"
>>84528034Your parents sound kind of useless lad, you know what they say though >Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em
>>84527542>AlesundDid the ship go to Hellesylt? I've been there, it was nice, the wiki picture doesnt do it justice.
Sunderland coming in strong lads
>>84528143I've got them as a draw this afternoon on muh toesphere bet.
>>84527129yeah fucking sucks. me and the gf going to buy abroad and get out of this shithole x
>>84528034Let it fall apart, then they'll have to get a new one.>oh but I don't want it to be unsafe when muh mum's driving itGood point, always have to look out for mumsie, just make it so it won't start/run.
Speaking of cars. Seems like you can't even buy a decent runner for less than 4k anymore unless you get lucky. If you're after automatic, then forget about it because it's 100x worse.
Seems that DS defaults to stoicism, though other people have reported it leans towards various forms of zen buddhism when prompted. Makes sense given the cultural milieu in which it emerged. Thoughts?
>>84528201>just make it so it won't start/run.lad im not listening to the fucking crying and moaning about how "the car is destroyed and its going to cost 10k to fix!!"The last time it was "fucked" it was a track rod end that according to mumberg would be "thousands" to replace (18 quid) , starts crying , then ignores the problem and goes back to playing phone slop Ive learned over the years that my family is properly retarded when it comes to fixing thingsif it breaks then its "welp i guess we just dont do that anymore" Didnt have hot water for over a year until i forked out the 2k+ to repair and replace the entire heating system Over the past few years there has been times when the house just grinds to a halt, no food bought, no clothes washed, run out of basics, no sugar, coffee etcI finally ask whats going on and its just all doom and gloom, nothing can be done, just sit here staring at a fucking phone because of an extra bill or some shit"oh anon can we please borrow 1k just to cover these bills? i dont like asking but we really need it, we will pay you back i promise anon" 7k+ and not seen a single fucking penny, im not mad, i knew the second they ask im never seeing it again tldrParents are fucking useless cunts
Gwarn get yer' half spacked out mongboys and mongbirds! Forty quid a pair de lids.Sparked all their personality out by hand, these are frog-crafted genuine sparked our spackers de lids. They'll do anything you say forty pound a pair de lids!Get em a good 'ome
>Motherless has been described as a "global rape academy">Motherless has been found to find multiple videos of CSAM>The Jeffrey Epsteins of the world don't need private islands any more, they just have servers and cloud platformsSo.... how many of you use Motherless then? Bunch of nonces I expect
>>84528255This would drive me fucking mental lad. Some people don't deserve to live, literal cattle that need everything fed to them and to be led around. No offense but you should just let them die.
imagine if hawglad and carlad had a race.vroom vroom.
>>84528331Uhhhhhhhhhhh no comment
>>84527951Copy Fail
also, good morning to all frens and some non-frens.just done that Wordle. quite tricky. >>84526819, you're lucky i can't read thumbnails very well, mister!(warning: Wordle solution in linked post.)>>84528331sounds like it's all very daft, and some people need to understand how the web just fundamentally works. Flickr? isn't that the horrible site where ANYONE can upload photographs?Motherless was always a bit dodgy (i mean the site's name/tagline/branding imply implications on the USER end) but nobody is saying this about any of the other thousands of websites. nobody is praying to the PornHub Patriarchs for only allowing properly-licensed porn, in fact, that's something of a scary idea.and i generally dislike porn, i just like internet freedoms (we all getting old in life.)
>>84528379Motherless was not like other porn sites. They quite specifically encouraged upload of rape and paedophilia. Odd that you defend it
Imagine being a prude in 2026
Don't know about you lads but I've always preferred the old set and original host of WWTBAM.
>>84528338me on my way to your house for NOT commenting.and if any of you scum have any .gifs with a 4GIFs watermark...
Was Motherless shut down or something? They always had scat and uggos. For me? It was NeedBang. That was an oldie.
Need to buy some things off Amazon but can't remember what
>>84528423Oh I remember now, it was chocolate. Let's see if Amazon have lifted my ban. I haven't bought any for months.
I didn't want to get up today because I was having a long multi-week dream where aliens had invaded Earth, but it was specifically female aliens. The males stayed on their ships and only the female aliens came. They were short, slim and feminine humanoids with wide hips and nice breasts and buttocks.And they were really really super into human men. They were just demanding sex every day from every man on the planet, from 75 year olds in care homes to obese bald neets in their box rooms.Feminists were furious about it, going on TV every day saying how bad this was, but nobody cared. Nobody listened to women at all any more, every guy was just having sex with aliens every day. I had sex 5 times this morning (in the dream).
Why can't I have a plapdoll gf?
i bend him over, his twink ass looking up at me. i whisper in his ear, it's all seethers now... i ready my shaft and enter his gaping bussy. sean lets out a primal moan and screeches yes daddy yes daddy my hole is yours.
left is for defendingright is (being) attacked (by)look, i don't make the rules, do i?
>>84528476You should write a 1970s pulp sci-fi about it. Larry Niven and Poul Anderson would be proud.
>What is this modern obsession with... that? Look, Jez, what I'm trying to say is, so, for better or for worse the 60s happened and now sex is fine. But can't we take the best of that, the nice music, the colours, the "I have a dream" etc., but not have to face the... squalor?
>>84528544>Why do you insist that the anus is some kind of human USB port, just waiting to have all kinds of hardware plugged into it
>>84528476this is happening tomorrow, btw.
>>84528608But it is though, the anus is great for sex
got that 30s feel of>damn, i could have had a sprog and i'd now be raising a sprog and i'd have a child to care for and protect in a masculine way.am i a nonce?
>>84528666It sounds like you want to raise a child now to fix all your failings. You are still failing to fix yourself.
>>84528666I've got a kid lad, trust me it's not really all that great when you're living it day to day and realise oh, this is it, for at least 18 years and in this day and age likely far more. A mouth to feed, a helpless being to wash and dress and brush and mend and tidy up after all day every day. No end, no breaks, no holidays except for a few lucky days here and there if grandparents are available to take them. Another list of expenses every month, higher bills, more food, meals must come regularly and without fail, late nights and early mornings, human waste falling out of them like you wouldn't believe, multiple sleepless nights in a row when they have a cold, always needing to be alert around stairs and drawers and cupboards and door hinges and everything else. Occasionally they do something cute or sweet, but those moments are far outweighed by the tantrums and snot and vomit and screaming that just goes on and on and on no matter what you do or say. Sometimes the routine will simply not be acceptable to them and everything will make them angry even though they loved it yesterday. Picky eating, other children taking their toys, times when you need them to be serious and get a move on and they're rolling on the floor pretending to be a baby again because it's funny. Some people can hack it and love it, but for me if I could go back in time I wouldn't have one. Sorry, just not for me, but you only know for sure after the fact. I played; I lost.
>>84528666Do you want to raise a child or diddle a child?This distinction is important. Do you feel a fatherly urge and desire to use your masculinity to protect and nurture those who cannot defend themselves?
>>84528726please fuck off with your shite gimmick lad x
>>84528749I really don't know why you find it so difficult to accept that some lads here have kids and at least one of them is unhappy with their life now as a result.
>>84528726Wifeberg has late period and did a preggo test today, massive relief when it said not pregnant. Wasn't too concerned since she's had an abortion before when I knocked her up like 6 or 7 years ago but would be lying if I wasn't considering my options if she said she did want to keep it. Women be fickle.
Rumours circulating that Wes Streeting has rallied enough support to propose a no confidence vote. Will see if it actually happens.
>>84528785I hate you and I hate your wife.
>>84528814Why so much hate in your heart, Shippy?
>encouraging your whore wife to murder your childGrim
>>84528814That's fine lad, don't think I'll lose any sleep over it
>>84528826>furiously researching time travel so I can go back in time and encourage your whore mother to murder you
>>84528860That's the thing about the upside down modern world lad, your whore wife plods through life as if she isn't a baby killer, like it's no big deal lol. Insane.
>>84528867Nah my mum isn't into baby murder child sacrifice unlike you and your used goods wife lol. Wonder how many other lads kids she iced before you? >n-none>she w-would have t-old meHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine being with a woman who would willingly kill her own baby. Yikes.
couple of 14-year-old girls at my schools DID get sprogged up (nonced by 15-year-olds) but for the most part, it's mad how much you just didn't care back then.it's like how you never read the nutritional information on your chocolate bars when you were in primary school.
>>84528904Nothing wrong with 15 year old lads having sex with 14 year old lasses. That's been going on for all of human history and is the most normal and expected thing.
>>84528897it's like war, really. is a person killing someone else a 'good act' or a 'bad act'? generally we'd say it's a bad act, you're cutting a life short. it's even distressing to the killer themselves.the longer term alternative is the baddies win and a nation suffers, or in this case, anon is an unwanted dad to an unwanted child. no child should EVER have to grow up like that, so the woman did the right thing.
>>84528916It's not like war. Its murder for convenience. End of.
>>84528867You can mong out at me however you like btw but you're only compensating because you know what you did deep down. That wasn't a clump of cells it was an actual baby, your son or daughter that you got assassinated because you couldn't be arsed with it. Mad to me you just walk around with that and feel okay. Psychopath probs.
It's a shame Sean wasn't aborted
Hiring your wife like a darkweb hitman to ice your own child. Lmfao
>>84528912truth, but i had to word it a certain way to beat off certain accusations. was doing a lot of beating off while writing that post.
>>84528916>no child should EVER have to grow up like thatIt is always better to be born than to be killed by your own parents and once a baby is conceived its not your decision to make to kill it. If you genuinely don't want a baby don't have sex. It's really that simple. Just because you're a depressed mong doesn't give you the right to decide who should be allowed to live and who dies before they have the chance. Childless yourself no doubt.
>>84528922there are circumstances where murder is justified.https://www.justiceforwomen.org.uk/campaigns
>>84528947>was doing a lot of beating off while writing that postI bet you were dirty boy
>>84528957It's not war and it's not a battered wife. It's calculated murder of an innocent child because you find its existence inconvenient. Your analogies don't work.
I'm getting about 1.50 per day interest. If I had enough money then basically I wouldn't need to work. Seems a bit broken having an infinite money glitch, usury is evil
>>84528953>If you genuinely don't want a baby don't have sex. It's really that simple. you know what, i agree.it's dying off a bit, but for the past decade or two we've heard the same old catchphrases: 'nobody is ENTITLED to sex' and all that. if that's how we're approaching a basic human need (or at least biological want) then surely the sex-deservers can simply remain abstinent to avoid having kids? they're not ENTITLED to risk it simply because they're in love or want some fun.
Still can't get over how badly my life derailed when I was a teenager. I want those years back.
Wish my mum had aborted me, or failing that at least my brother. Not very nice bringing all these useless autists into the world.
Being an abortion doctor won't get me a gf
My parents sat me down one day when i was around 8 and straight faced told me "If something happens and we have to choose between us and you in life and death we are going to choose us as we can always have another child if you die"
>>84528988the campaigns page only redirects to the first case.you haven't read them all. there's a list on the left there. should take you less than 30 mins of reading.you can argue about a foetus and whether it's alive, you say it's alive, fine. an adult man capable of making decisions is DEFINITELY alive. a woman made him dead. in the eyes of the law, these women are now free.are you saying that is always wrong? and if you're the castle doctrine guy, by any chance, i am especially interested what your thoughts are here.
>>84529035lol no they did not, why do people make up this nonsense
>>84529035It's only fair that they have this conversation when you're young. Would be awkward having to explain it to you while you're hanging off a cliff like in the Italian job.
life ruined before it began, because I grew up in a dreary shithole, and didn't even understand what the problem was because I had nothing to compare it to.I just became accustomed to everyone around me being an aggressive inbred chav, and stopped trying to talk to them almost immediately. How do I cope? I want my life back.
>>84529022Very grim thing to say
I need a Welper update ASAP
>>84529104Should see if you're eligible for an abortion
>>84529107he garn to sunderland match
>>84529004that's the price by which a common food shopping item could rise, though ;_; (to say nothing of other forms of inflation)picrel: Asda in 2016. a lot of the nice ales were just 1.25 quid as standard, but the ones that were 1.65 or 1.70 were in the 4 for 5.00 quid offer. that was basically the standard across supermarkets. off-licences would do 3 for 5.00 quid, and that felt like a rip-off because imagine if you'd just gone to Asda? you'd have a whole extra bottle.i just check in on the ale prices every so often, remember what i've lost. 4 for 7.50 in Morrisons?!?! i'm sorry but jumping from 1.25 to 1.88 even in 10 years is just insane, and that's the 'offer' price.and so many of them are switching to cans. and not 500ml cans, 440ml cans and other weird shrinkflation numbers.poorer alkies will make themselves poorer. this will cost society more.richoids, meanwhile, won't notice a thing.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-47154287>Indian man to sue parents for giving birth to himi remember hearing cases of this from before 2019 and i doubt they went anywhere (or you'd hear about them again, not just the initial fluff story).i wish some campaign group would raise this seriously instead of just trolololol memes. what if you don't want to be a burden on society, you feel like you've lived your life, you're well enough to make decisions.the people who say >noooo euthanasia will start a slippery slope into state-assisted suicide!are personally comfortable. what right do they have to speak on behalf of the people who WANT that 'slippery slope'?
'it could be worse there's always someone worse off than us' https://youtu.be/68wMLmcR7_0?t=26
>>84529047It's 100% true. I'm glad you got to experience nice people as your parents, not everyone does.
Gambling is a tax on stupid people.
>>84529170always someone better too
>>84529181It didn't happen or you are misremembering. Why would anyone say that? It serves no purpose. There's not going to be a situation where they have to choose you to die to save themselves.What's gonna happen? Your family gets kidnapped by an evil movie villain from a Saw-type movie and says "if you kill your son we'll let you live". lmaoThere is literally no reason any parent would spontaneously say that to a little kid, it's not an issue that needs to be dealt with.
>>84529170>i've had good days and bad daysand that's while grieving?he needs to delete this immediately, before twolls send this to the DWP. saying you ever have 'good days' is like tearing up your claim form.
>>84529150Because life isn't just about being a little happy bunny feeling feelgood fuzzy butterflies 24/7. Putting happiness/comfort as the highest good is for women and children. You are starting with the assumption that for life to be worth it you must be entitled to "happiness". That's an assumption not a fact. It's not an argument it's just an opinion. >e-easy for you t-to..My life on paper is terrible. A lot of people with my life would want to top themselves probs. So what? It's life. I'm used to it. I have arms and legs that work I don't have cancer I don't have a bitch wife I regret marrying. A lot of people are MUCH worse off and the world would be a better place if more people were grateful for what they do have instead of constantly comparing to others and chasing this illusory state of permanent Disney style happiness we are apparently meant to spend our lives chasing. You think the pinnacle of life is being hooked up to a perpetual good feels McHappy machine and again that is simply an opinion not a fact to end peoples lives over. We will all be dead soon enough either way. It is obscene as an able bodied man to go on like this, you ARE privileged and pampered yourself if you have the luxury to think like this. Millions would kill to have your life nevermind have it and want to end it. >but theres wars somewhere >but theres traffic >but santa didn't get me the toy I wanted when I was 5 Seriously. Grown man. Abysmal.
>>84529210My mother was pregnant with my stepfathers son and they were both mental cases, stepdad was a medicated psychotic and mum has schizophrenia, for a laugh they used to make me take LSD.Fucking mental boomer hippys lad.
Actually even women aren't like that. Women deal with more pain and discomfort than men desu. Periods childbirth. Their bodies are occasionally disgusting and try to kill them. They get on with it.>b-but mcdonalds changed the sauce on the big mac so I have no choice but to end my life nowHonestly
not quite the same as the moustache-twirling-villain scenarios, but my parents did tell me at an early age that i was a mistake and unwanted. of course they didn't want to get pregnant again, they just happened to shag and mam happened to fall pregnant.i feel like this is one of those things that causes gasps and fainting among comfy middle-class lids>your parents didn't WANT you?!no? of course not. and that doesn't make them horrible monsters, or anything.it's like comparing what colour granite your new kitchen island should have, versus trying to find a flat with its own kitchen. just two different worlds.
On beer 11 get in
>>84529235Sounds a bit rough, are you a well-balanced productive member of society now
>>84529260So was I. Conceived on holiday probably drunken shag. So what. I'm not an antinatalist as a result. If you're born in Britain, even the shitty Yookay version you have won the birth lottery to begin with. There is ALWAYS something you can compare and grumble about. While you're jealous of the middle class and feel entitled to end your life because you're not them lmfao there's a queue of billions who view you the same for being born in a 1st world country. Its only because we are SO comfortable you can even get to the point of having these ridiculous thoughts. Like the beautiful ones in the rat utopia. No actual survival to worry about, so you can turn inward and pontificate. That is a blessing itself. That you have no gratitude for. "I hate the UK, the houses are shit" no gratitude. People wake up, breathing, roof over head, electric on metre, food in fridge and they're fucking scowling angry that they don't have MORE. Sick world.
>>84529276No, i gave it a go but my personality was largely built on the scars of the abuse and i didnt fit in anywhere. I should have gone to therapy. I had a few gf's but they couldn't fix me.
>>84529299I've never had a gf so you've already done better than me despite my nice childhood
>>84529235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8gdwcHN8othis was NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARYhope you're doing better friend, do you know how it affected you?i feel insane whenever /britfeel/ brings up 'when did you first drink?'not 'bragging' (we're grown-ups) but round here it was 100% normal to give primary school age kids a beer or two. if you went on holiday to Benidorm/Tenerife, your parents DIDN'T let you have a drink...? arguably, easing-into-it is more European/sensible than some American system: 'you're 21 now, go wild!'maybe we've gotten it right, nowadays. teenagers and young adults seem to be more conservative and anti-drink/drugs/sex than ever. but you can't tell me there aren't 14-year-olds taking cowies, still.
17 stone bracket
>my parents sacrificed 18 years of their life for me but I didn't go horse riding like Rupert and Tilly. This means my parents had no right to have a child and they actually abused me and I am now entitled to murder myself and its actually the best course of action
The idea that life is all about being happy and pleasuring yourself is total American horse shit desu. It's a marketing campaign.
Why did Reform do so well in Scotland? Don't Reform hate anyone who isn't English?
>>84529288>electric on metre, food in fridgei don't have these things.>wake up, breathingi don't always have this thing.i do have a roof, but this place has really poor insulation and i am freezing af. i'm not as angry at the world like the people you say, i am just cold and want food.i tried to check with my oven thermometer but all i could confirm is it's below 50 degrees C which doesn't tell me much. got a hoodie + coat on atm but it's my face and fingers.you're looking at this from some, i dunno, macro AND personal-character perspective. 'state of this country! bloody entitled lot!' like the problems are shit on your shoe. i've just suggested one possible route that would benefit myself AND the way you think, and you even shot THAT down.we'll likely have a shift of who's in power soon, and i hope by that time i'm no longer here. i hope you can resolve whatever has caused this bitterness in you.
>phone randomly saying it has no SIM card again
>>84527390Wow sexy are you a girl??
>>84529369You can acquire all those things very easily by working or by claiming benefits.
>>84527821Whats that white stuff in her pussy?
Lunchingham o'clock almostI do reckonX
>>84528143Imagine thinking these blokes will fix anything
>>84529348Why would Reform hate the Scottish?I know the Scottish believe things like that, but they have a persecution complex, and are still whinging about Thatcher.
>>84529369I'm not bitter. You've just made up your mind because some trannys online have validated you and you're unwilling to even entertain what I said. All those things you lack are easily acquirable by small efforts and you know it so stop being awkward. I believed very strongly in antinatalism for years. You're speaking down to me like I don't understand when I already said everything you're going to say in my 20s. I've lost patience with it because it's evil. Simple as.
>>84529401what's wrong with any of those people?They don't look like politicians, which is a plus.
>>84529348>Don't Reform hate anyone who isn't English?No. That's a retard's take. How did you come to that conclusion?
Corrrrrrrrr what a good looking lad. He looks fit, in shape, well-dressed. Be he's handsome if we could see his head.Is this what the average /britfeel/er looks like?
>>84529380yeah i'm waiting for my benefits appeal, PIP in 3 days then i can get food (and uh, personal hygiene supplies but that's perhasp tmi)checking out of the thread now though. cold + hangry= bad combo. it's not going to be a fun, productive internet debate, just the one seether saying the same things. not good for me, not good for him, not good for the thread.the other night was good, i'll admit! just not in the same/right headsapce atm.catch yous later /britfeel/
>>84529454And how many years did you receive benefits with no issues. So now because of a one off glitch life is a waste of time? >PIP in 3 days then i can get foodYou can go to a food bank and get food. You could have done that at any point and you still can. I am not seething by stating facts and correcting you telling people suicide is a good idea over easily fixable problems. Take care.
Held that poo in too long and when I had a poo it made me feel sick.
I wouldn't gift anyone money that puts drugs before food and heating. And would use the money to buy door dash slop rather than buy what was needed to make a weeks worth of food.
>>84529374No I'm a tall slim man you silly boy
>>84529408Boxroom mong telling everyone he knows everything kek. Lording it over britfeel as if you're any better than the rest of us. If anyone should kill themselves it's you.
>>84529581>If anyone should kill themselves it's you.Mega melty
Off to watch some kinemathique meX
>>84529597I wanna watch Devil Wears Prada 2.
I think there should be more abortions and more suicides frankly this world is horrendously overpopulated. Each innocent animal that dies due to human expansionism and greed is a tragedy, each species to go extinct is worse than any human suffering. If I had a button that would kill every human in the world (myself and everyone I love included) while leaving the planet unscathed I wouldn't hesitate for a second.
>>84529581Very Christian response blad. Why so defensive? So we should just encourage people to die? So anybody with a different view than you should kill themselves? Lol
>>84529617All those species would do the exact same thing if they could. Fake animal empathy cope is a classic psychopath ploy. Oh you just want to genocide everyone because you're actually TOO loving. Lol
>>84529516The thing is other people still would. It is trivial to acquire food in Britain even if you don't have a penny to your name. Not good enough. Can't be arsed. And that's everyone else's fault. Right.
>>84529618Not Christian, not blad. Pseud can't stop losing.
>>84529646So you're a secular midwit. Got it.
Weather is shocking, is it same in other parts of the UK? It's pissing it down.
Needed a second poo or rather needed to finish the poo, that's why I was feeling sick. Protip, always clear the poo backlog.
>>84529723lovely and sunny here, 20c
Me? Don't care. Still voting RESTORE xhttps://youtube.com/shorts/p6SfrlMRPC8https://youtube.com/shorts/2_bnBGvi4Z0
Wouldn't mind a post poo tummy rum from one of you lads with slender fingers and girly soft hands uwu
GOTEM https://youtube.com/shorts/cBbL9sEVeqI
Anyone heard of the beast of billericay?
Just discovered my chad Polish/Ukrainian (or something) neighbour is in a relationship with the Muslim lady neighbour. I thought they were in different houses. He is like this towering viking and she's a 4 foot something little muslim in a head scarf. I saw them at the shops together. He was pushing a pram. Not even hating on them I'm just discombobulated processing this new info. I knew of him and I knew of her separately I didn't know they had any connection.
Sometimes you see something where you just go wait... what? It needs time to settle in.
>>84529468>You can go to a food bank and get food. You could have done that at any point and you still can.t. someone who has not used a Foodbank in recent years. This is not how it works.You're an absolute ghoul, mate.
Need me wollocks drained by a british rose
>>84529811Elaborate. What's changed. You apply for a voucher first? Which is really straightforward to do? But if there's any effort required at all you're better off just starving? If you've known for months you need to use a food bank you've had months to sort that out. Explain why that's not possible.
>Emergency food banks provide three to five days of emergency food and essentials to individuals in crisis, generally requiring a referral voucher from local agencies like Citizens Advice or social services. In the UK, you can get support through Trussell Trust food banks or by contacting your local council for assistanceSo you need to send an email to CAB?So pointing out the above option to someone who needs it is ghoulish? So we should just tell people they've got no option but to starve? You mong.
>>84529723It's always grim up north isn't it lid
It Saturdays xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T4gZu3ew9I
Creamy shitty undercrackers 4x stinky and 4x lush
>>84530129Lovely bit of choccy mousse x
>>84529723Aye it was pissing down here too. Got caught in it before and after match. Least we got a point against Man Scumunited, should have won thoughs.
Welper Wears NadaCorrrrrr
>>84530129I've woke up after a night out finding my pants on the floor in a sorry state like this. Just one of those things. He should be keeping it private.
>>84528143Hope not Hate fuming and it's lush xhttps://hopenothate.org.uk/2026/05/01/melt-them-all-down-and-fill-in-the-potholes-the-bizarre-racist-rant-from-sunderland-reform-candidate/
Bored and taking advantage of the 2x lush 2x XP on a Friday evening
Saturday evening... better scale back them beers
>>84530164I wouldn't give that shit a click archive it or screenshot it lad
>>84530177clutterscape
>>84529816Wouldn't mind getting mine drained by wops you know what I mean
Your NI is your branding it is with you from birth to death we are cattle
It not on having to queue to get on an RS3 world in 2026.
It's...It's fucking over for real this time.
Yeah, I'm thinking a wizza or webab wrap is on the cards for later tonight. It Saturday x
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/Kkgja0DnlGwSEASIDEUPDATEHe had a lovely cake salad and that is LUSH.
>>84530412Wish he'd stop deleting vids I don't get what his fucking problem is?
>>84530412I want him to lick me like he licked out that carton oh aye
>>84530379enjoyed that but i'll be dead by then
>>84530269Do you think there is symbolism attached to your specific NI number?
>>84530406how can you tell the age of someone by the back of their head from a blurred video that you didn't watch? Asking for a mate
>>84530379What does this actually mean for me, a 34 year old virgin living in my childhood boxroom
Yeah, I'm giving it a go aren't I https://youtu.be/fRs-rgrKMLc
>>84530509Don't know about that lad but the first 2 letters and the last one are the year and month you were born and that's all I have worked out
CORRR I wouldn't say no to a big hairy Seaside bumsesh come to think about it. Need an older daddy to come rearrange my guts Seaside style. Him pumping me and saying "LUSH" with every thrust, feeling his big around belly resting on my back... OH MY DAYS. Bacon beer and a bumsesh.OH AYE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIAOg1dyA8
It is actually fucking completely over. Hand over ze ID please. I guess I am not a phonefag anymore. Sent from PC.
>>84530556Don't think so. None of the letters in mine are from month of birth only 1 number from the date.
>>84530585That is probably your phone network doing it 3 is the same
>>84530575>Bacon beer and a bokklesThat sounds like a better arrangement my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. 4k recurring am I 4k reccuring?
>>84530585HOW DID YOU POST IF NOT ALLOWED?? HMMMMMMMMMMM
>>84530585https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20qwz9xzr9o
>>84530601Sent from PC, arch main btw
>>84530607iToddlers fuming
So what I do is I sit here all day every day pretending to be a nice good wholesome Christian and agree with crossy's utter nonsense since he's the only other one in the general (we're similarly dull witted). Every time someone dares suggest that life is meaningless or not worth it I aggressively attack them. I get really worked up about anyone talking about not wanting children, or killing them self because I think somehow this is me doing god's work. Alongside this I call people nasty names and post the mongboy image because that's what a good Christian would do, you're supposed to belittle and bully people online. This is the only thing I do, I live in my parents boxroom, complete failure at life, haven't made a single imprint on anyone else. I certainly haven't done anything to improve anyone less fortunate than me, no charity no helping, I'm not even nice to anyone. This way I've convinced myself that I'll get into heaven and that this incredibly smart scheme makes up for the fact I am persistently miserable and don't follow any Christian teachings or do anything nice or helpful for anyone. Because I'm so smart I can instantly tell who every poster is, they always say I'm wrong but I'm smarter than them so it doesn't matter. I have a list of grudges against certain posters and I'll bring them up all the time, if I don't get replies I samefag and pretend to be other posters agreeing with my outlandish claims. I am deeply miserable and know in my heart that believing in Christianity is utter foolishness, just really bottom of the barrel stupidity that you have to turn off your brain to allow. I also know that I am not a good person, if there was a heaven (there isn't) I would not have done anything in my life that would allow me to enter it. I will die sad, friendless, nameless, sprogless and alone, after my disappointed parents die and leave me a comfortable but entirely empty existence. My only pleasure in life is a lie, I have nothing.
Just got that Lois Griffin skin on Fortnite didn't I. Another one for the collection x
Mate you are utterly deranged. I'm not a Christian and I'm not the lad who posts mongboy. You just had a 50 paragraph boxing match with a straw dolly at 9 in the evening on a Saturday hahahaha
>>84530683It's your money spend it on what you like x
>>84530701Aye true lid x
>>84530623>>84530698Which one of you is this? x
>>84530713Probably the mong who just wrote a PhD thesis about his internet enemy if I had to guess
>>84530535stop saying boxroom
>>84530741Why? It's a good description
>>84530763it's too middle class
Carlsberg, what a pissy drink.
>>84530779Give me a better word and i'll use it
Blad you had any good games in recently?
>>84530787it's just a room, innit?
>>84530787A room. My room.
Might as well just have a wank then
But my room is box shaped
>>84530713had the same thought too. but that lad responded to me, possible it was genuine (or he was just continuing the satire).this lad is obviously satirical tho. there's cleverness afoot (as in, genuine writing chops) so i do think someone somewhere is wasting talent being so scornful.i'm in bed now under the leccy blanky. shan't be taking the internet too seriously. but i am still hungry classic Chrono Trigger 2300 A.D. style
>>84530623Reddit spaced melty
Off to beddingburyArnt iX
>>84530828There are multiple melty/seethelids, only delusional womfmongs think it all one lad aka IT HIM! We are the meltdownARMY we are everywhere.
Can confirm the above is true
>>84530618Me? Nokia 3310
>>84529816Cor she looks fit as
>>84530891>Nokia 3310corrrr he just scored a goal
>>84530818Richfag here, I live in a 4 bedroom by myself but my bedroom is the smallest room in the house. Just feels comfy. Never liked the master bedroom. I just leave all the other rooms empty.
>>84530866DID someone hurt you?or is that just one of those myths? like how there's a ghost in When Harry Met Sally.
Helperlad sitting on his gilded cushioned throne in a darkened cloister of his palace, his loyal servants bringing him webab wraps, imported beer and drinks. A small wagie is brought in chains before the UK Chairman, he is on his knees presenting a pizza before him. A retainer takes it and gives it to the Dark Lord of Sunderland, he pulls a large cheese covered slice as his tribute.The wagie is led away. Helperlad raises his fist to the rapturous applause of his court.'HELPER LIVES AND MARCHES' on he cries.'HE KNOWS THE SCORE' comes the reply.
>>84530828>shan't be taking the internet too seriously.I am glad to hear that but you should still consider what I said. Citizens advice issues food bank vouchers after a 5 minute meeting, even on a drop-in basis. I'm flummoxed at how you act as if that just doesn't exist. Then attack me for reminding you it does. I don't accept that is "seething" so if I said just give up and starve is that not seething? That's better?That is a rhetorical question. I have made you aware of the information of which you were already aware but ignore for some reason, it's up to you how you use it.
There's a ghost in my pussy.
Who put 20p in the boring mong again
>>84530927Yin and yang de lid. Without seethe there would be no womf.
I've had 5 melties this week, but it is my pleasure to report I have had no melty for 24 hours.I have bought a 14 year old to celebrate, bottoms up
>>84530927Nta i find it amusing how dramatic people get over internet comments screaming tearing hair out foaming at the mouth over text on a screen lol like touch grass
>>84530954You've been on a melty since 10 in the morning spackoid
>>84530972Proof? You've got none.
>>84530972Untrue. I only got up at 13:45, and I've been outside most of the day
>>84530623There's several Christians here. Crossy Blad Shippy Chika? Rotheranon and at least 2-3 anons talk about going to church. Don't know where you get the idea it's rare.
>>84530796Yes just completed pokemon trading card game for gameboy color for the first time, might be the best 40 quid I've ever spent. Never had it as a kid because I didn't give two fucks about actually playing the game just collecting the cards. Never once saw two people playing the card game back in the 90s early 2000s.
My semen oozing out of a moist hairy fanny
>>84530988>Crossy Blad Shippy Chika? RotheranonProbs the same mong behind all of these lets be honest
>>84530988Don't know where he gets the idea that the only option in life is to be a suicidal nihilist or a religious nutjob. Most people are just normal.
>>84531001It DVDmong
>>84530984Zip it clown. You've been off having a bumsesh with your dad hahahahahaha
Had to take internet privileges away from my Apu because you lads keep fucking winding him up here. Found him yesterday literally chewing the keys off his keyboard after he got mongboy.jpg'd instead of anyone commenting on his post. Poor thing was screaming through fits of wracking wailing, if he'd have gone any longer he would have had a mega-welty and those can kill frogs. Be kinder lads.
I don't understand why some people think their is one bogey man behind all these people they need to take their meds
We all ephemeral pawns in DVDlad's cosmic chess game are we notI fink
>>84530944i know how it works because I've been. you had to look it up and then shift the goalposts.i could lay a trap here like>what, you think one simply walks into a foodbank and receives food?and you now know the voucher thing, but...yep! that was how it worked! once.i actually don't think you've been in a foodbank in your life. i will consider it, but the easiest route for me is to go to church A on Wednesday for the voucher and then church B on Thursday for the food, because that's my local foodbank. Citizens Advice has resumed its normal drop-in service but at reduced hours, there's usually a queue so not everyone gets seen. you know where i live, so you can go find this info for yourself. you didn't have this information i am informing you about, but foodbanks aren't an everyday thing you daftie. there used to be a second one i could go to if i walked, they've cut it down so there's just the Thursday one. by Thursday, i will have PIP.are we now cool, or should we keep going?
18 weeks off the packet tomorrow.Breddy gud. Don't miss it one bit. Seen some people coked off their nut the other week, it really reminded me how shit it was and how better off I am stating the fuck away from it and people who use it.
>>84530927>bullied at secondary school >mental development freezes >can only relate to the world in hate and bullying
Evening https://vocaroo.com/1mqlmF1xUqwX
>>84531041>bullied at secondary schoolNowt special we all got bullied at secondary school here
Me? Behind at least 12 gimmicks
>only experience of human relations is conflict and hate >was never loved and never learned to love
Me? I do gimmicks of gimmicks so that I can out gimmick your gimmick
>>84531040You'll be back you addicted freak
>>84531063 that's as many as five twos! (and then some!)
Just spent 70 quid on flowering plants, am I mental
Turn that hate, self loathing and envy into a prostate shattering greasy bumsesh. Get your spine straightened out and give your bumhole the stretch its been crying for your whole life. You need a hunk to blow chunks of gelatinous spunk right up your chuff, garn shower your prostate with some love OH AYE.
>only feel alive melting down
don't think lads realise how awful it is having a MASSIVE willy.knee strain aside, every time you go to the shops, a new group of lassies are giggling and asking for photos.
>>84531074Keep hoping for it you demon x
I bullied the bully
>>84531111Makes you as bad as them x
DVDlad plays the flute you dance to his merry tune
I play games on Anonymous boards. Only I know the rules of this game and only I know when it's being played. It's like being in my own special world, I make the rules as I play and I always win. This is my special game and I'm very smart and cunning.
Searching for, downloading, and viewing THAT video welper style
>>84531127>I play games on Anonymous boards. Only I know the rules of this game and only I know when it's being played. It's like being in my own special world, I make the rules as I play and I always win. This is my special game and I'm very smart and cunning.Melty
Wrug dealers lost xI won xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS_3KdWKUIc
>>84531133>>I play games on Anonymous boards. Only I know the rules of this game and only I know when it's being played. It's like being in my own special world, I make the rules as I play and I always win. This is my special game and I'm very smart and cunning.>Melty2x nerve touched mega melty
I will not pipe down. I will not be silenced.
>>84531137Hi, how can you tell the age of someone by the back of their head from a blurred video that you didn't watch? Asking for a friend
Bring back 4chan risk games. I played them a lot back in 2016/17. They were fun af x
>>84531137Helpernonce the UK PAEDOCUNT
Bumsesh lad is a very talented creative writer. A true bard of britfeel. It's a shame he uses his skills to write such puerile obscenities.
M-M-M-MONSTER MELTY (ty ty ty)
Kek I remember this one. I was Wearside Empire. Ended up conquering most of Scotland.
Corrr that buldak definitely 4x lush but it is even more definitely 2x spicy on the way out I feel violated
yellow flag more like...brudda only ordered a MEDIUM.
spicemind
>>84531215M A N N E E D S N O M E N UANNEEDSNOMENU
This was another good one. I was Mali Empire. Had a good run but ended up getting rekt by mutliple other posters at the end x
>>84531079I'm growing my own marigolds this year. Got a few pots on the go at the moment.
Crusader (blue) and IRA (gold) teamed up against me in the end even after I offered peace. It not right.
>start day with good intentions>have melty again
went to a bnb partythe oldest person in the room was 20. im 27did a big line of k (it was offered)k holed for an hour, nonverbalplayed tetris on my 3ds "alright im heading home now nice to meet you all" guy asks for my instadrove homegoodnight lads
>Go for a shit.>Wipe my arse>wipe again, there's still shit on the toilet paper>wipe once more, there's still shit on the toilet paper>Think there's a brown crayon up my arse>Go full blown melty>pull the spacker cord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZPv0Of81d4
>>84531041personally, I don't know whether it was the bullying or the social isolation.I'm still a kid on the inside, innit?
>>84531261I did K once by accident when my dealer fucked up. Was a weird af experience. Probably wouldn't do it again. Goodnight lid x
>gut reaction to people being happy is anger
>>84531281Had that a few times de lad. It's called the permanent wipe, right annoying isn't it? It's like the more you wipe the more it comes out! Oh eck!
Me? Big tick next to RESTORE in 2029 election :) x
tfw no Restore Britain gf x
>>84531281>>84531310I call it a marker pen shit. You need to use the moist flushable wipes. I recommend using them sparingly, max 1 per flush and if possible tear them up before flushing (even though it's gross) because they will fuck your pipes.It's the only way to get your arse clean though, unless you shower afterwards. Do not talk to me about bidets, they don't work.
Me? Never voting. Jews are in control and always will be.
>>84531343Cor what a lush lassie. I would spaff in her. Hopefully she's racist
Oooooh, I never grew up proper!I've got mental health, innit!
>>84531343Woof. I'd give er one of my chips!
>>84531367She's a far-right baddie x
It da joo fault I'm 20 stone x
>>84531389>20 stoneBongs still in the stone age
>never experienced feeling happy for someone having a nice thing>just get angry and hate them
...so HelperLad is a normalfag, right?
>>84531397that's 127 kg/280 lb my forrener friend x
>>84531405He has a spacker cord
>>84531405Yep but he lives in a care home for the permanently spack'd
>>84531261stick to those 'queer raves'(whatever those are)
>>84531403I latch onto people and shower them with love, until I feel like they've betrayed me once, and then I just seethe.
far-right baddie and a mini
>Iranian Revolutionary Guards say missiles and drones are locked onto US targets and 'awaiting orders'.https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2053223601990668723
Kekking at how every one of the Restore Britain Councillors looks like a Wallace and Gromit character.Not in a bad way, mind...
>>84531413>>84531418...but when he talks about going to the match, pub with mates, on these holidays, that's not a LARP? He posts photos.It's not like giglad going by himself.
>>84531426oh hi, everyone's BPD ex.
>>84531439Rattled Sean has a better life than you is it king x
>>84531445Yeah, I wonder sometimes. I got mental health, innit?
>never look on bright side of life >never see the good in others >only focus on the bad in everything
>>84531405He's a paedophile who downloads and distributes CSAM
Finishing off that VK nows xIt lush x
>>84531439>matesHe's only got kev (only his mate because he's his brother) and his drug dealer (not his mate, ripping him off)
Me? Unrepentant seethechad. Better watch what you say because I will find something to nitpick oh aye x
>>84531459Have you been checking out any 12-13 year old heads out recently lad
Me? I made a little girl cry in Tesco because my fart smelled so bad. I don't care, all femoids can fuck off
>me when I take positions on topics I don't actually care about and samefag the rebuttal if it doesn't get enough traction
>>84531469>forgetting about Steve and BrianIf you don't know the lore then just fuck off x
>>84531481I can't be arsed referencing every part of the life of the chronically online spacker
s..s...steve b...b..b...brian m..m..me mmmmmates
>>84531477>>me when I take positions on topics I don't actually care about and samefag the rebuttal if it doesn't get enough tractionkek
>>84531493You sound pretty invested in his life. I guarantee you're more chonically online than him. You lot wouldn't shut up about him during his ban.
>samefag angry reply to my own post>reply to that post>lol you're fuming ahaahaha>(You)
>>84531502>You sound pretty invested in his life>>84531481>If you don't know the lore then just fuck off xErmmmmmmmm......... which one is it
Garn on them wopparbergs now xJust finishing off what I brought back homes from the waravan xNo late ones tonight x
>>84531516hope you choke on them x
>Angry reply to my own post.>Get angry at my own angry reply.>Type out a scathing response to the mong.>He starts seething and malding and coping and seething.>Defeat myself.
Is it talking to itself again?
>>84531531You samemonging again? Get a life freak
>green texting to myself>it him it him i know it him
>>84531538You've been doing it all night sadlad, just like every night.
UnbannedPass still activeWinningCheers xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9_8-meJPs
>>84531554Wooty team status?
>>84531516Imagine if you got some wags in
I wish I could go on multiple holidays a year like HHL. It not right.
>>84531516Her diddys looks like space hoppers
Me? Having a ham shank watching some prime layla jenner
>>84531562Yeah? You fuming big man? What's stopping you going on holiday?
Missin the old 8ch crowd today.22st, Binposter, little Dorsie, Mad Lad....Gone with the wind. Gone with the wind...
>Holiday?Paid for by wagies>Three meals a dayPaid for and cooked by wagies.>Spackerflat?Cleaned by wagies>Takeaways?Cooked by and paid for by wagies.>Wokkles?Paid for by wagies.It's a Helper's World. You toil to keep him well furnished x
new threadingtonbergs x>>84531591>>84531591>>84531591
Get this, we thought he was Welsh for a year, and he was from Norway!How many fucking years ago was this?
>>84531516did you abandon your smackhead so-called mates?if you have that pic about how addicts deserve our sympathy, now would be an interesting time to post it.
