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You don't need more than this. Get in.
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Welcome to the navy
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yeah if you don't have a family nagging you to get more and more and more stuff you don't need more
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>>84524393
>You don't need more than this.
I don't want everything to smell like the food I cook
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>>84524410
that is such a non issue that I suspect you're not being genuine here
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i live like this but without couch or tv
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>>84524410
I want you to stop eating chee tos because it's turning my dick orange
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Get rid of the couch and tv and entertainment stand, wtf. That's a setup for someone who thinks they're gonna have people over lol.
No one uses televisions anymore for anything.
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>>84524416
>hygiene is a non-issue
Ok Rajeet
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>>84524410
Just open a window
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>>84524430
the only bad thing is that the shitter is so close to the kitchen. if what you cook smell so shitty that it lingers on your furniture your are NOT buying high enough quality food
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You won't even have this and every scrap you have in this life you will bitterly labor for thinking about suicide all the time because the nazis lost and their eugenics along with it.
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>>84524393
I wish I had this room
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>>84524393
That'll be $2500/month plus tip
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>>84524393
I don't think I'd even have some of the cosmetic only stuff, or at least I wouldn't think to add it for a long time and just get the whim one day.
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>>84524437
>>84524456
>no sense for hygiene
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There. Much better.
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Nah I love space, you need a hallway to walk back and forth talking to yourself, at least
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Realistic /r9dditor/ studio
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>>84524674
based. i would live here 100%
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I like having a separate bedroom. It helps me get to sleep easier.
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>>84524674
There should be one extremely large and uncomfortable-looking autistic chair that is extremely out of place in the middle of that empty space, like a very very old rocking chair or something.
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>>84524410
Maybe you could rig a sealed plastic curtain around the kitchen area
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>>84524687
I got you, 'tism king
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>>84524674
originally want this
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>>84524708
can you do a femcel setup with cat and wine bottles? kpop maybe?
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>>84524708
thats the "im too drunk to move" chair.
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>>84524720
I gotchu, qween
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This one looks more realistic, but the KINGS neon sign cracked me up
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>>84524393
That's a $2500/mo apartment in Seattle
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>>84524786
>>84524802
it needs that one mandala tapestry from the plapjak memes
also some goofy inspirational signs like "you got this"
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>>84524823
Maybe anons can continue this masterpiece with GPT, I'm out of generations :/
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Just moved out of a 650 furnished efficiency. Way smaller than this tho. Didn't want to move but the neighbors were shit
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>>84524420
That is just fucking foul in the most original sense.
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>>84524410
Solved with an extractor and some air wick

Also, that room needs a washing machine, dryer and a wardrobe. Other than that it's really good, hopefully also has some sort of garden or common areas outside to get some fresh air
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I live in a studio apartment with 4-6 other family members depending on the year in NYC. Been trying to get a minimum wage job for years since finishing college so we can afford to move to a bigger place. Op's pod living would be a massive upgrade for me that I'll likely never have.
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>>84524393
I want a jacuzzi, an expensive massage chair, and space to I can pace back and forth in my house/apartment, and I'd like a large garden to relax in.
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>>84524393
>Only 2 burners
>No oven
>No outdoor area for barbecue
>No chest freezer
Maybe I'm just a cu/ck/ but I need more than this.
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>>84524655
Based TV rejector. You can go even further and get rid of the desk and PC and chair for just a projector screen that can be used with a laptop while in bed. Then you have slightly more room for a better kitchen.
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>>84524393
The only things I need are the bathroom, the bed, the computer stuff, and the refrigerator. Everything else is useless, especially the decorations
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>>84524655
based I have the same excent my mattras is just on the ground
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>>84524802
>>84524786
>>84524708
>>84524674
this chain of edits was hilarious
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>>84524655
this is the best one
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>>84524393
Microwave could be a little higher.
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>>84525054
Added that plus made it more comfy
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>>84526185
>washer and dryer in the shower
lul might as well just shower with my clothes on and then hang dry them.
Get rid of the nasty candles and the couch, replace the tv with a bookshelf and this would be basically my ideal.
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>>84526293
>>>washer and dryer in the shower
That was an AI thing, they're supposed to be in another bathroom corner

>Get rid of the nasty candles
>candles
>nasty

>Couch and TV
How are you going to netflix and chill though. I'd take the center table and move the couch closer to the TV though, there is almost no space to walk through
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>wipes cum from mouth
Chewie... we're home.
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>>84524708
Lmfao nice
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>>84526334
Way to find out that they just released an Armenian Cory plush. But they don't ship to Peru... South American bros, our response? Cumskins can't keep getting away with this
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>>84526417
Browncels malding at my mayo swag. Come on in bro you can sit wherever
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>>84526309
Yes, candles are nasty.
House plants + opening the windows occasionally to let the room breathe produces a much nicer, cleaner, and natural scent than disgusting artificially scented candles that smell like detergents.

TV rots your brain, but maybe the couch is fine. Center table definitely needs to go. Could get a small folding table to put out when needed.
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>>84526496
>House plants + opening the windows occasionally to let the room breathe produces a much nicer, cleaner, and natural scent than disgusting artificially scented candles that smell like detergents.
Well, they don't have to be scented. I added them for lighting

>TV rots your brain,
With regular usage sure, but it's nice to watch movies on with your ladyl

What we're missing here is the other side of the room we're not seeing. There's a lot that could be done there
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>>84526552
>What we're missing here is the other side of the room we're not seeing. There's a lot that could be done there
Maybe a barbell weight set and squat rack
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>>84526574
>squat rack in a fucking studio apartment
Ask how I know you've never ever been in a gym
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>>84526593
Kek, yes. Definitely not enough space and clearance. A pull-up/dip station is much more realistic, with a dip belt, some plates and bands.
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>>84526593
I've seen them before in apartments and for all we know, the other side of the room extends another 20 feet behind the pic.
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>>84524655
hey whos been taking pics of my place?
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>>84524393
true, eh, but I am game artist, I am going to need PC three screens.

>Reference
>Cintiq
>Youtube.
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>>84524393
I would 100% live in something like this
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>>84524396
>Single man room with on suite bathroom and kitchen
>Navy

You'd be lucky to get a tiny crammed out bunk bed on some of the biggest vessels unless you're the brass.
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>>84524410
>I don't want everything to smell like the food I cook
>Cooks smelly food that permeates everything.
Go back to India Pajeet.
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>>84524393
>You don't need more than this. Get in.
I need: a garage, a gym, a bathtub, 2+ 4k screens, and shelves to store my pc parts/electronics, and a spacious enough closet/storage room, a dishwasher, and a washing machine as the bare minimum. Luxury level stuff would have been a pool and a personal elevator going between the underground garage and the living space.
I don't need: pictures on the walls, plants, bar/barstools, tv wasted on the wall (instead of being one of the PC screens), dumbass couch, retarded tv shelf and a useless non-table. I also don't need a carpet.
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>>84524393
Moids just wouldn't understand.
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>>84527557
More, MORE! MORE GODDAMNIT!!!
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>>84527557
>Moids just wouldn't understand.

More clutter means more work cleaning. But then again my mother was a semi hoarder. So I'm not sure of the emotional relevance or attachments to objects. If I haven't touched it in a year, why is it here?
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>>84527580
>1L bucket of "coffee" milkshake
Lol you fat fucking cow
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>>84527557
you will never be a woman btw
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>slopping whatever these were called instead of mspaint
newgens...trvly sovless...
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>>84527609
i wonder how some these girls live sometimes.
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>>84524393
>yes goy you don't need any more lebenstraum just give whats left to the bank
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My bf and I used to live in the country and are stuck in a 615sq ft shack and we constantly are at odds and have all sorts of neurosis. Just 5 minutes ago we had a tearful convo about wanting to gtfo out of here. I miss my family's country mansion
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>>84527557
European prisons are looking like THIS nowadays
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>>84527557
What's wrong with his though? It looks fine, nice even.
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>>84527580
I. SAID. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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>>84524393
Where's the washing machine? The drying machine? The bathroom should be a little further away.
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>>84528848
Probably shared by the floor or building.
And after having lived in an apartment that had shared laundries I can confidently say that you should spend the extra money for apartments with in unit laundries.
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>>84527557
>>84527580
back to >>>/lgbt/ please troons, men are speaking
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Yeah I love smelling stinky cooking when I'm sleeping
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>>84525054
Solved be a wall and double the square footage
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>>84528773
That room looks cozy as hell to sleep in. I wouldn't spend any time there for anything else
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>>84526461
Wtf is cheeseginity?



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