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I'm autistic, probably depressed, and I have no friends
and I have a pussy
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>>84525315
do u loo like tomoko
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>>84525320
No I'm just autistic, I don't look like her
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>>84525322
what anime girl do u look like, do u have big thighs
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>>84525315
Only single girls who would date robots should be allowed to post here
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do you floss your vaginas teeth
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>>84525315
>I have a pussy
What does it look like (outie, roastie, etc...)? Does it smell? Do you have a bush?
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>>84525315
>and I have a pussy
can I fill it up with my moid ooze pretty please?
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>>84525324
Nokotan without the antlers, and sort of
>>84525328
I'd let you fuck me, does that count?
>>84525331
No
>>84525332
outie, it's nice and symmetrical, no smell, I have a small bush
>>84525336
if you live in Sydney, Australia
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>>84525341
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AUSSIE FEMBOTS ALL OF A SUDDEN

I demand Canadian representation
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>>84525341
I live in Sydney, I can treat you really well, I'm great at sex and am a master at eating women out

Why do you all live in Sydney all of a sudden?
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>>84525341
>if you live in Sydney, Australia
rip I live in freedomland BLACKPILLED AGAIN
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>>84525341
>if you live in Sydney, Australia
NTA but i got money for a plane ticket and nice hotel room. what do you say?
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>>84525341
>Sydney, Australia
What kind of autist are you? Name your top 100 interests.
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F
A
T
U
N
C
S
T
H
I
R
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T
Y
T
N
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>>84525355
is that a real offer? what's your discord?
>>84525362
ehh I'd feel bad if somebody flew over just so I can lose my virginity
>>84525364
maybe not over 4chan, over discord?
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you faggots in this thread are no different than indians yet somehow think you're better somehow
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>>84525315
tits + timestamp or fuck off with your attention whoring bullshit.
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>>84525376
Fakegogeta, it is a real offer

other girls are free to friend me of course, I'll happily fly you guys here if need be, but I need a timestamp from every woman
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>>84525378
I WOULD, if I wouldn't get banned for 3 whole days, I spend too much time on this site
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>>84525391
post it on another board and crosslink it.
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>>84525341
oh hey another fellow australian anon, you guys are real rare
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>>84525398
Thanks, but I've tried that, moderators have a stick up their arse
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>>84525315
Do you know who Geoffrey Leonard is?
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>>84525406
That's my old fucking high school teacher, who are you??
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>>84525405
>>84525405
>larping man makes excuses so he cant continue gooning to his simp replies
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>>84525426
have you never posted an image of yourself? they ban you for 3 days retard
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can you wish me a good night
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>>84525315
Do you think you will become a devoted feminist that hates men in the future?.
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>>84525315
do you wanna be friends anon
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>>84525377
Is it really jeeted if she's already advertising her primary sexual organs on the internet, giving out her location, offering to open bobs and vagene, and asking for discords from random people? If that was her intention in the first place, you can hardly fault the men.
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>>84525441
good night I guess
>>84525445
No, I love men
>>84525447
discord?
>>84525452
I'm horny often
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>>84525376
>maybe not over 4chan, over discord?
too much work sorry. Name your top 5 instead.
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>>84525456
yea sure i'll bite, cherrystaralexander
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>>84525315
>and I have a pussy
pic please!
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>>84525457
Roblox
Lego
Manga
Novelty mugs
Ado
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>>84525483
What is Ado?
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>>84525496
a singer
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>>84525496
normalfag trash must go and stay go
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>>84525341
How is discord treating you these days scary
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>>84525655
are you calling me scary?
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>>84525496
based, what vidya do u like
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>>84525801
Autistic incremental games
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>>84525886
like melvor? do u like osrs
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>>84525315
Wanna be friends, anon?
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>>84525940
what type of friend? maybe
you a guy or girl?
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>>84525886
Have you ever tried factorio?
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>>84525927
I'm playing rejected draft right but melvor is alright. I don't play osrs but I think I have over a year of playtime on rs starting from back in rs1. Haven't played in a while though
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>>84525341
>I'd let you fuck me
Dime a dozen
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>>84525945
A. Bored-and-want-to-talk-to-someone friend, I think.
B. Male.
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>>84525948
I like it a lot but the end game gets frustrating

you guys know I'm not OP, right? I'm male.
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>>84525390
I'm going to catfish you just to have you fly me out so I can kill you with a long knife
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>>84525315
whores like you always make other fembots look bad. you disgust me.
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>>84525974
Thanks but people try to catfish me all the time, it's obvious when they do, I can even tell stolen timestamps
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Is op still here?
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>>84525953
how old r u fembott
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>>84525984
yeah, I am, I'm barely replying though
>>84525980
Cool
>>84525997
18, I turn 19 september
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>>84525997
>>84525999
also I'm not the one you replied to, but OP
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>>84526002
do u have a cute voice
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>>84525997
You've misread the reply chain, I'm male
and older than you by so much oh god oh man I'm so old
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>>84525999
You're a month older than me.
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>>84526006
probably? I don't really listen to my own voice
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>>84526022
thoughts on new zealand
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>>84526031
never heard of it, sounds like a place where my ex friends would move to if they didn't care about me
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>>84526022
Yo can you kys on cam or something already I'm sick of seeing this thread at the top
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>>84526041
if I was ever going to kill myself it wouldn't be for attention, so no

why not hide it? retard, I've been using 4chan for 2 weeks and seem to already have a better grasp than you, somebody who probably has been using it for more than 10 years
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>>84526037
oh i see, do u like nerdy moids
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>>84526022
Height and race??
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>>84526060
yeah sure
>>84526066
160 cm and white
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>>84526075
do u consider urself a femgooner
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>>84526148
not even slightly, I don't even masturbate daily, which is pretty much a requirement for that
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>>84526041
>hide
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>>84525315
OP what's your discord
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>>84525315
Are you actually going to meetup with the first random degenerate from here in order to have sex?
That is so sad, like right now you have all the cards in your hand.
If you applied yourself right you could find yourself a nerdy software engineer who makes 100k a year and be married to that person within a year.
Then all your problems would go away.
You basically have to find the kind but akward and degenerate among the many evil people here.

>>84525355
>>84525362
These people deserve to be stabbed into the throat with a knife
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>>84525341
>Australia
Why are Aussie girls so desperate all of sudden
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>>84526695
>These people deserve to be stabbed into the throat with a knife
Accurate but stop trying to be captain save-a-hoe, she's beat and ruined, if that weren't true she wouldn't be here. You wouldn't try to clean up a homeless crackhead woman with no teeth would you?
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>>84525341
>Sydney, Australia
never in brisbane....
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>>84526729
Nah, she is 19 isnt she?
Sounds to me that she is just writing here for attention, and she is kind of running along with the fantasy of doing something. But there is a big leap between just writing with people and actually doing something IRL, but she is really young so she may end up doing something stupid.
I am just a voice of reason, that exists among all the noise. For better or for worse.
I wont try to save this one, for various reasons. Thats why I didnt post my discord. She wants a friend to play Lego and Roblox with her, I am not that kind of person anyway. But its just sad to see, because many anons here would love that. However she should be smart about who she spends her time with, because there are so many time wasters and evil people.

Speaking of saving a homeless crackhead, I already have a homeless crackhead to take care off. Literally.
However thats really hard because once someone is on hard drugs like that its basically over. So I am not really sure what I can do for him at this point besides praying. I would rather help someone before it comes to that.
But I am already spread pretty thinly, between helping at church and looking after various people.
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>>84526743
I used to live in Brisbane, maybe in a different universe I still am
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>>84526992
or maybe you will again
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>>84525315
I hate watamote lapers so much
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>>84527020
yeah I hate lapers too
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>>84527021
I remember watching the entire series as a teen in 2016 (the series came out in 2013, I think). These retarded larpers were drinking milk at that time
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>>84527060
I haven't watched the anime, I prefer reading, I get headaches if I watch something for too long
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Can you stop chasing after Chad then? Why must his gigantic veiny rock hard member be at the forefront of every femanon's mind?
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>>84525341
another L for europeans on 4chan. I swear exactly zero women from europe use this website. Especially outside of UK
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>>84527445
I'd honestly take anybody with a dick 4 inches, taller than me, and isn't morbidly obese

for sex I mean, not for a husband
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>>84525315
would you date a bpd boy?
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Why are all the fembots in obscure countries anymore
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>>84527637
No, I hate people like that
>>84527953
Australia is obscure?
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>>84525315
I noticed you never posted proof you were a woman and you still got a bunch of replies
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>>84528018
ok and? read the rules of the board
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>>84528024
There is no rule stating you can't prove who you say you are faggot
No, that's not the same as camwhoring or rating you Retard
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>>84528036
>Do not ask for or post pictures of yourseIf or others
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>>84528052
Asking for proof, not asking for pictures.
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>>84528008
>Australia is obscure?
Yes there are like 2 people on 4chan from Australia
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>>84528066
we are irrelevant as shit but theres at least 3-4 on this board
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i wish i could have a cute fembot gf like you but you would never notice me or care about me
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Fuck you all, simply because some shit happened that ruined my day, I'm done with the thread
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>>84525376 I'd feel bad if somebody flew over just so I can lose my virginity
What if I fly over so I can lose mine?
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>>84525433
>have you never posted an image of yourself? they ban you for 3 days retard
I've posted images of myself and never been banned. They need to be reported and also "obvious" to mods or you won't get banned. For example you can post a photo of any fucking random loser and not get banned for the same reason. It's also entirely possible to get banned for posting a photo of someone who isn't you. At the end of the day it comes down to whether the janny or mod is in a bad mood and fucking hates you and wants you to be fucked to death.
>>84528111
>Fuck you all, simply because some shit happened that ruined my day, I'm done with the thread
Okay great if you'd like to be banned post a selfie now and they'll ban you entirely for free.
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r9k wins the fell for it award once again
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Here's my selfie for you uwu kawaiii
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>>84528594
>r9k wins the fell for it award once again
It's fine to use your imagination to arouse yourself and masturbate furiously to the man at the PC pretending to be a woman with thick, luscious black pubes and white faint freckled skin never once exposed to the sunlight.
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18
Graduated highschool
Applied for nothing
No college
No license
3k saved
Fat and ugly and have piercings
2.4 gpa
No car
No job
Did nothing my whole life so no resume

What can I do and is there anything you recommend I could lie or stretch on my resume about? My aunt said to put babysitting because Ive watched her kid but idk
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>>84528616
Dude, you're 18. Start somewhere. At least get a summer job so you can pay for hobbies you like. If you can swim become a lifeguard.
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Her thick black carpet hides the skin behind, which shines brightly in the starlight under the new moon of the winter solstice. The freckles sparkle like the very stars themselves. Searching all your life for heaven, in this moment you finally sigh and utter softly in your best bedroom voice the pillow talking whimsy: I'm home.
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>>84528616
>18"
Here comes Ron Jeremy slash Buckey Larson part deux.
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>>84528643
wow that was retarded to the MAX
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>>84528660
Cringe is a verb, if you cringed hard enough to kill yourself I'm not sorry and it seems like natural selection has worked precisely as intended to filter you and those like you from existence in the future.
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Thank you nature.
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>>84528586
Not OP but
Hey buddy! No selfies!
You're cute though. Would give you a banana/10
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>>84528616
Where do you live? You can be my cum rag and groom my cat
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>>84528616
A job at a warehouse comes to mind. WHatever you get, put some money into stocks or other assets that cold increase in price. Don't rush, choose carefully. The wins and profit from them will add up, despite the losses,



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