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>eww you had a blowjob before
>eww you want a footjob and to eat my ass, get away from me you freak

I swear this is how 90% of you bitches sound. For one: shut the fuck up. You wouldnt care for any of that if you had an opportunity with a chad(lite) irl. Two: this is why you're so miserable and undesirable, keep it up.
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>>84527455
WANIM answers all of your questions.
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>>84527455
eww you sound like a whore
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Why are men so obsessed with eating our ass?
I think it's because you are dl gay and want to skinwalk it before you do it fr. Girl butthole as training wheels for male butthole. You sicken me.
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>>84527523
what's that
>>84527538
haha good one

you wouldnt care if I approached you though
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>>84527559
>you wouldnt care if I approached you though
I would pepper spray you without warning. I don't want your STD's.
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>>84527556
this anti anal mentally ill whore again

genuinely seek help at this point


To all the people viewing this thread, please dont reply to her and derail the thread like its the case in every one she appears in
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>>84527567
yeah nice prude larp, thank you for contributing for the proof for original post
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>>84527579
>this anti anal
There are dozens of us
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>>84527556
Eating ass is disgusting and also dumb as hell like man the pussy is right there
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>>84527598
And yet, while you sit here sneering at robots, the second Chad walked into your life (he won't lmao) if he said to raise that butt up you better believe you'd have that ass in the air wiggling about waiting for his big fat summer sausage.
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>>84527559
>what's that
women are not into men
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>>84527455
why are you asking a question you answer in your own post yourself? what kind of stupidity is this, anon?
Of course all females are sluts for Chad.
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>>84527455
Sex is natural
it's retarded to think it's gross, you'd never see me acting like that
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>>84527621
Oh im vaguely familiar with that

>>84527625
yes but loser bitches here pretend they are above chad fever too. It's comical
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>being this angry that he created a thread
Yeah, waiting until marriage to lose your virginity is le bad thing. Incels expect you to have sex with them prior to marriage, yet get mad you are not a virgin when we get married.
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>>84527656
missed a point award, retard midwit femorrhoid
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>>84527579
>>84527606
OBSESSED. Wrong anon, anon.

>>84527598
It's so funny now I got others on board. Their denial about being faggots and their cope is always funny. I don't even have to show up now. They literally argue about me when I'm not here and doing things like work and being with my s/o. I have really broke them.
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>>84527632
>bitches here pretend they are above chad fever too
oh
>the lying manipulative biological sex is lying
woah, anon, not on my internetz!!11
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>>84527556
>xhe doesn't understand true love
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>>84527681
you're samefagging now, too. Jesus.

Okay can you not see the ass eating was used as an example together with a footjob just to get a point across? Of course you can't because understanding hypotheticals requires iq above 90
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>>84527736
>b-b-but samefagging
Fagging is something you are in denial about.
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>>84527752
>conveniently ignores the second point
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>Yeah, waiting until marriage to lose your virginity is le bad thing
Yes, it literally is. Toilets are apparently too dumb to realize this but sexual incompatibility will permanently ruin your relationship every single time no matter how "hot" or "Chad" you think the guy is. The population hasn't woken up to MHC/HLA genetic testing yet, jews would never push the idea into the mainstream and dumbass toilets wouldn't even bother with it anyway unless you're Chad, and natural scent markers and pheromones are constantly being covered up in modern society so the only alternative left is premarital sex. "Saving yourself for marriage" under the current circumstances is retarded and will only lead to resentment and divorces in the end. Sexual compatibility increases with racial similarity so toilets could even partially avoid this conundrum if they didn't racemix, but as usual they're brainless children who have absolutely no idea what is actually good for them and just follow whatever their jewish propaganda tells them.
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>>84527455
they are fem"cels" and dont have a beta loser locked down yet, they use the board as their substitute bfs. so after they suck, fuck and rim chad, get cummed on, get slaped and choked by tyrone etc they come here and pretend they are disgusted by blowjobs and they are just not very sexual people. basically the way they would act with their beta husbands
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>>84527759
>conveniently ignores that he is a faggot in denial
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>>84527788
Women are all the same. They have this version of themselves that exists in their head, "I wouldn't do that, gross," etc.
So they hide the whore until Chad comes around.
Then the truth overpowers the lie and the whore comes out to play.
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>>84527794
>conveniently ignores the second point again
>thereby conceding she's a 85iq subhuman
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>>84527803
>conveniently ignoring that no one cares
>thereby continues to be OBSESSED
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>>84527815
you of all people talking about obsession hahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahaaahaahahahahahhahhahaahahhahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahaahahhahahahahahaahahahha
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>>84527788
>>84527797
I guess the main question of the thread is, why r9k specifically? What is it about this place that attracts all these phony prude larpers that are neither christian nor ontologically prude. They just come here to larp.
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>>84527788
>>84527797
I'm not entirely sure the openess and honesty, which would lead to open degeneracy (as if we don't have enough of it with smut and bs) would have been better. Females have evolved as liars in public for good reasons.
If you want to have rough sex with a female then go into porn as an actor or pay her for it, I dunno. Almost everybody knows that females are dirty sluts anyway. Not sure getting rid of this litle pretend roleplay is currently better for the society at large. Too many fellow males are absolutely seething at these facts and have a hard time coping with the female nature.
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>>84527837
I guess it's just spite. They subconsciously spite the incels they despise on this board, by somehow "refusing" them sex and chastising and shaming their kinks over the screen.
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>>84527838
>better for the society at large
Dude this is an internet forum board with 35 unique users, what the hell are you on
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>>84527827
Hey, I'm not the one who is so afraid of and obsessed with some random married girl on the internet calling men who are degenerates normalizing degenerate sex acts like anal just to prove they are not faggots.

The thread about recognizing femanons yesterday proved everything. I'm in all your heads 24/7. But continue to think that you are straight. You're not btw.

See you the next time I'm on here. Maybe you'll have another anal thread for me to crash and burn.
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>>84527788
Holy projection lol
go get herpes, whore
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>>84527869
hmm yes yes
uh huh, fascinating, tell us more
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>>84527837
Womyn actually do have the strange ability to legitimately believe their own horseshit until it's more convenient for them not to. As a jew once famously stated, "it was true in my mind"
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>>84527861
you're talking about r9k, but this "problem" extends far beyond an internet board. If you have ever interacted with females IRL you know it first hand. It isn't any different from r9k. Esp, if you're a Chad and female approach you on their own, or give you plenty of signals.
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>>84527888
I know they act like prudes irl because, well it's real life. I wouldn't tell anyone I fucked my cousin irl but I would here. This is anon board, reasons for secrecy and larp completely disappear in this environment.

It's what this guy said:>>84527883

they just genuinely believe their own bullshit until the wind blows them somewhere else
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>>84527455
>Why are foids here larping prudishness so hard
It's their attempt to assert a sense of moral superiority. Very typical female behaviour, especially for women with lower self esteem.
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>>84527861
there is also another factor on top. Females chase thrills and excitement. Breaking rules, being indecent and perverted is exciting for them. Great feefees. It adds a lot to the arousal too.
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>>84527898
read this post of mine, take it as a hypothesis
>>84527905
keeping the larp up adds to the satisfaction during, and with, the sex in general. It's always more "interesting" than something that has been normalized and turned into a chore.
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>>84527788
all foids are prude princesses until abusechad comes along.
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>>84527898
also the framing of all of the sexual activities from the female perspective. It's never them, they didn't want, the mind blowing orgasm was meh, the Chads made them do all of it.
Completely dishonest positions, but very useful, because it allows females to manipulate even more. And manipulation is really the only tool females have in order to ensure a decent life.
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>>84527838
Both men and women agree that men are simple creatures.
We can accept an ugly truth way easier than a pretty lie.
Tell men that girls are wholesome, loving, beautiful and innocent things, and they will believe it, and then the lie will hurt them.
Tell them women are a bunch of silly whores who only like Chad, and they'll accept it.

But nooooo, women just can't be honest about anything.
So they pretend not to love Chad and big dicks, and then all they do is fuck Chad and suck his big dick and lick his butthole and all the simple men get confused.
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>>84527946
>Both men and women agree that men are simple creatures.
I don't. That's superficial and wrong.
>We can accept an ugly truth way easier than a pretty lie.
Males won't accept a lie. A halfway decent male with any common sense anyway. It is the matter of survival of the entire species and I don't mean sex. Men have put and continue to an enormous amount of effort in order to learn how to manipulate the physical reality for the gain of our species. STEM (except social bullshit) is not a place for lies, because it is deadly and potentially world ending.
>Tell men that girls are wholesome, loving, beautiful and innocent things, and they will believe it, and then the lie will hurt them.
Males (at least I) don't believe this horseshit. And I won't lie to other people. But, most of us are not braindead normies on here, that's a caveat.
>Tell them women are a bunch of silly whores who only like Chad, and they'll accept it.
we don't have to tell females anything. Just give them a decently high degree of freedom and decision making. The results of the experiment are obvious. Human nature is dogshit, and most can't ascend and suppress it. Just observe the human animal, female specifically, in its natural habitat.
>But nooooo, women just can't be honest about anything.
that's reductive. I said females had no choice, but to evolve with lies, deception, and manipulation as their tools, because of the sexual dimorphism in our species. Most people, both males and females, have (and have always had) shite lives with no power and a shortage of resources.
>and all the simple men get confused.
yeah, on average normies are fucking stupid.
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>>84527455
Because they want their betabuxx
They act like whores around chad to extract his semen but everyone here is a sub5 so their psyche defaults to the prude act
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>>84528126
>everyone here is a sub5
nice try to bait, troonster. posting youreslf is a against the rules and will result in a ban.
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>>84528145
Oh sorry we have a gigachad true adam thundercock here. Out of the way gentlemen the bull is in heat and looking for some ladies
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>>84528159
>Oh sorry we have a gigachad true adam thundercock here
this, but unironically.
>Out of the way gentlemen the bull is in heat and looking for some ladies
this is a completely false premise. You might think a Chad has to lower himself and put in effort on some anonymous yak fetish forums, whereas the reality is, that Chad gets constant attention and signals from females, and is even approached by them, everywhere. Workplace, Supermarket, Gas Station, you name it.
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>>eww you had a blowjob before
I'm not disgusted at my bf for having a previous sexual relationship.

>eww you want a footjob and to eat my ass, get away from me you freak
I'm just now in my first relationship so yes. I do not want my butthole ate. That is really gross.

>You wouldnt care for any of that if you had an opportunity with a chad(lite) irl.
My bf is a shy nerd.

>this is why you're so miserable and undesirable, keep it up.
I'm not miserable at all. I apparently am desirable because I now have a bf.
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>>84528176
You're indian thoughever



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