How does one get a cutecel boyfriend as a FTM?
Thought I'd ask /r9k/ for new perspectives.
>>84527526You don't. Should've gone the tomboy route instead, then it'd be easy mode.
>>84527526>FTMOver before it even started.
>>84527534>>84527537It'd be fair to call myself an incel then, no? I'm khhv and en route to wizardry seems wide open at this point.
>>84527526you will never be a mannotoriginal
>>84527526Define cutecel
>>84527564It'd be difficult to define because I use it as a stand-in for my own type which more or less comes down to an appealing facial symmetry and I suppose a prominent nose
>>84527571I could mention characteristics, but there could be multiple people with them and I might only be attracted to a few of them
>>84527544Self-inflicted, so you're a volcel, a self-sabotagecel at best.
>>84527608mentalcels exist doe
Women call me ugly and mutilated yet society still expects me to go back to being part of that hate group
>>84527613Your problem is that you've physically ruined your body whereas a mentalcel has mental problems preventing them from getting a partner, but no physical problems.
>>84527544Yes but unlike a real man incel you did this to yourself by your own choices
>>84527653Real incels would be ftm chasers and ftm lovers>>84527639Wrong on all counts, my body is healthier than pre transition. Testosterone is good
>>84527526I'd let you be my bf if you promise to fuck my ass <3
>>84527659>Wrong on all counts, my body is healthier than pre transition. Testosterone is goodCool but for straight men you're ruined.
>>84527664Wow Ok I promise sure!
>>84527675The question is, will you be able to? :)You know how sex work right?
>>84527682Oh you're the guy with the no penis fetish... really got my hopes up for a second. I can feel myself sinking into a deep darkness
>>84527526>cutecelThat's a contradiction in terms
>>84527690>I can feel myself sinking into a deep darknessYeah, it's called "penetration" ;-)Wanna try?
>>84527693It's a very specific term, been around for a while.. but that's ok. My boyfriend does not exist either way
>>84527703No, you fucked up
You pathetic worthless subhuman dirty filthy disgusting piece of shit pooner, YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL MAN
>>84527709Poor little smoothcrotch, I can make it up to you I swear!My body is all yours to use however you want~Look! I'm bending over for you!
>>84527724volcel if you wouIdn't
>>84527724You're not a cutecel seeking a ftm bf, are you?
>>84527659>my body is healthier than pre transition.In what way? Are you muscular?
>>84527526What's a cutecel and how is it a cel
>>84527732it would be weird but I could do it, like sex with a much older woman
>>84527741I started working out only recently, so not muscular yet. Trying to get out of skinnyfat jail, most of my adolescence was being thisI have a lot more energy and stamina, and generally able to endure more, everything feels easier now. Mental health improved tons too. Last one is more subjective, but I love the way my face looks now and it makes me happy every time I look into a mirror. I feel very desirable sometimes, but too spergy to look for people irl
>>84527749based, that's the spirit of a real mayun
>>84527744It's a cute cell
>>84527756am also aware that most people are not into trans men, and the handful ones that explicitly are... well. Bit scary. My chud heart is weeping
>>84527768Oh thats cool thanks(In all seriousness i did researched it and I some what get it)
~Little little dickless~~Little little smooth crotch~~Can't fuck me, can't rape me :)~~He's got nothing to show me, he can only hump me!~ C'mon babe, I crave for your body to take mine!
>>84527782I don't get this fetish and it irritates me more than anything
>>84527778You're welcome cutecel
>>84527790What do you not understand about it?I just find it hot to see people with penis envy and getting frustrated because they don't have a penis.It's hot to tease them, to see they frustrated attempts at fucking me~Heck, I would even let you try to rub on my perineum!Don't you WANT to show me that you're a man? To no longer be limited by your own anatomy? To be able to take control and use your partner's holes for your own pleasure?
>>84527756>>84527776Wish more people would realise that being fit feels good. You look better and you can't really go back to being unfit unless you were an athlete and you're really spent. Are you hairy?
>>84527811Im a degenerate and i can some what get it in a weird sub to top shit
>>84527811I'd just use toys to achieve the same effect if I were interested in penetrating someone>>84527813Had that realization years ago, but were too lazy and depressed to pursue a more athletic physique. Even now, you could hardly call me fit. I'm just a meekly skinnyfat >Are you hairy?Yes
>>84527854I don't really understand what you posted :(>>84527865>toysYou mean you *need* a *prosthetic penis* for your body to be able to a sexual act that comes naturally to big part of human beings?How humiliating...
>>84527884You annoy me but at least you keep bumping my post
>>84527733I'm a chudcel seeking trannies to curb stomp
>>84527892what if you could just... rape my ass to make me shut up? Wouldn't that be great?
>>84527896>I'm a nigger seeking humans to oogabooga onlol, how subhuman of you xD
>>84527896Why not curb stomp a trans man softly with your mouth on his mouth and remove the curb?
>>84527903>filthy trannies>humansKEKAROO,nice try sissy tranny faggot, you deserve death, all troons deserve to get tortured to death, now bite the curbTOTAL TRANNY GENOCIDE
>>84527884You post some of the most bitch in heat shit and then say the person who cant so you take control
>>84527912>why not curb stomp a t.....ACKKKKKKKK
>>84527914The frist one was way better i like the animation but
Pathetic subhuman filthy pooner scum, know your fucking place, the trash can
>>84527922You do youI will keep looking for love
>>84527932Not a fan of phalloplasty and never getting it, personally
Did you get the sausage made or what OP
Never forget that subhuman pooners are literally shit, they are disgusting turds, killing a pooner is like flushing the toilet,it makes the world a better place, all pooners MUST DIETOTAL POONER DEATH
>>84527915I think I'm getting what you mean.But yeah, it's a bit like that. But I'm more on the NPH kind of things, body humiliation of not being able to do such a basic sexual act (penetration) even though they desire it so much (like our ftm friend here)
>>84527934You'll never find love you hideous disgusting abomination, you gross cronenbergian flesh golem, you are repulsive and you'll end up killing yourself soon, like how all other subhuman trannies do, you are destined to suffer and die for our amusement, a hilarious fate worthy of all disgusting tranny freaks
>>84527965SPH would be a lot hotter and cuter, I wouldn't mind someone humiliating my small penis as long as it's loving
>>84527969Why do you care please tell me im not the op by the way
>>84527972well... NPH is SPH for women (or vag-havers like ftms or cuntboys lol)>humiliating my small penis as long as it's lovingBut, imagine you don't even have one. Like, it's not even a small penis, it's not even existing. You don't even see anything between your legs.Sure, you can't penetrate because of your small penis, but that's because it's small.But for the dickless? You don't even get to have a small one. You body wasn't even designed for it. And yet... you still feel the need to penetrate and to take control.
>>84527965So if you just don't desire it you avoid this problem
>>84527976>XIIIISTER WHY DO YOU CARE WHT WHY WHY DO YOU CARE THAT WE ARE SUBHUMAN TRASH RUINING EVRYTHING IN SOCIE.....ACKKKKKKKMYou disingenuous cuckold sissy leftist fuck, you know exactly why most people hate your guts and want to see you deadAs for me, I'm just sadistic, I take pleasure in seeing inferior trash suffer, fail and die, so trannies are the perfect lolcows for me, nothing makes me happier than your agony
>>84527976this nigga is probably underaged and think he's cool for being cringe x)"look mom! i did the tranny hate like the others!"
>>84527982I have a little tdick that gets visibly hard and can penetrate very small orifices
>>84527983You can still be made fun of for not having one, even if you don't want to penetrate.Has penis: can fuck and get fuckedHas vagoo: can ONLY get fuckedThere's no potential, it's an inferior design.And imagine if you wanted to punish your rapist the same way he hurt you?You can't! xD
>>84527985You need to get your butt plapped by me (lovingly)t. ftm
>>84527985Ok so your like 14 and want to look cool ok but dude wrong site no here cares i was mostly curious And also I would love to this masculin
>>84527993can it actually go past the anal ring and touch the mucosa?Do you even feel "dominant" with this little penetration?
>>84527985I tried killing myself twice and I can't see myself doing that a third time
>>84527987So true now after seen this dudes reply i feel abit sorry for him
>>84527999With WHAT my I ask?Pretty sure if you tried to fuck me, my laughter would be more penetrating that whatever you got between your legs.
>>84528004>can it actually go past the anal ring and touch the mucosa?If I pumped it, maybeBut I'd prefer using fingers and toys either way, and getting sucked off
>>84528013Yeah, so... You actually can't fuck. You're just impotent
>>84528016We're just incompatible because your sexual preferences are bothersome to me, this talk is a complete boner killer. There are also trans men who are able to penetrate someone as their tdick has grown to the size of a microdick
>>84527998I'm unaffected though
>>84528006You'll get there tranny dont worry, you'll soon make the world better by killing yourself
>>84528023>>84528025Works on some people
>>84528038I'm so over trying to kill myself I can't conceive of it
>>84528038Kid get off go to bed and get good grades at school then come back
>>84528043>>84528042Worthless seething trannies, KEKERALD, youre gonna be dead soon faggots,I can't wait
>>84528046Kid im not trans im a fag get your shit right and also get off go to bed its past your bedtime
>>84528059You worthless sissy queer, youre all the same to me, kill yourself
>>84528071 (Retard)This just means you're low IQ.You don't have the mental capabilities of making precise distinctions over the abstractions that surround you.If you ask me, that's pretty niggeristic
>>84528071Kid you will look back and cringe hard and go "why i kinda of a asshole" and become a better person i have hope for you kid
>>84528046Then you're just waiting for something that won't happen which is pathetic in its own way
>>84528080Imagine that middle-schooler asking his parents: "mom, dad, are you proud of me" xD
>>84528086I dont think his parents care which is sad so I hope the kid have good friends or that wrong about his parents because I hope he have a good life and hop off this site
>>84528077>>84528081>>84528080>>84528086>>84528098Damn, subhuman tranny sissy faggots are already coping and seething, love to see it,something that won't happen? Yeah that's changing genders since it's impossible, and parents being proud?no parent will ever be proud of their kid being a disgusting subhuman crustbusting shit eating bug chasing aids having bibisi loving POZZED sissy queen faggot batch, they are ashamed of you cocksucking cornholing pedophiles and wish you were dead, and they'll put your real name on your tombstone when you snuff it, kill yourselves troons and fags
>>84527526Put your tits back on
>84528119 (Litteral kid)>gaga googooNice toddlerrambling.Now go ask your mommy for milkies and go do your homework
>>84528127NoLove me regardless
>>84528119Kid i hope your parents are in your life and they're good people and that your friends are also good because everyone deserves love in all ways
>>84528142>>84528136>XIIIIIIIIIIISTERSSSSS NOOOOOOOO ANYONE WHO HUMILIATION RITUALS US IS A CHILD NO NO NO NO ALSO IM A PEDOPHILE SO WE LOVE KIDS WE MOLEST CHILDREN XIIIIISTEEEEERSSSS WE ARE FAGS AND TRANS WE ARE QUEE.....ACKKKKKKKKK
>>84528175Im guessing your parents arent really in your life because when my parents abandoned me I was some what like this seeking attention form anywhere or anyone so kid you are enough for yourself
>>84528198>worthless sissy tranny fag had no parents growing upKEKAROO, of course the subhuman queer had no parents growing up, sucking cuck and being a degenerate sissy won't make you feel better sissy, kill yourself and get it over with
>>84528207Kid this will be my last time talking to you because im fuelling your diva thing so remember you are worth it you dont need to do this
>>84528224>Kid this will be my last time talking to you because im fuelli....ACKKKKKKKKKKill yourself faggotboi, sissy tranny, TOTAL TRANNY DEATHYWNBAW
>>84527526The underlying bird is a Rock Dove (Columba livia), also known as a common pigeon or feral pigeon.The human-like face is edited onto the bird's head, altering its natural appearance.Images like this are frequently shared on social media platforms like TikTok, Facebook, and Reddit as quirky or humorous content.
