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What is the male equivalent of the Designated Ugly Fat Friend often seen in female social circles?
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>>84529767
I mean, most americans, males included are overweight/fat, i think there's more fat men than women. maybe the only difference is he's too dumb to realize he's the butt of the joke. Dumb Ugly Fat Friend, if he's not fat then he's the Freak
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>>84529767
Why would there exist a male equivalent of a female social concept
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>>84529767
Men don't do this. They're not so frightfully insecure that they would drag an unattractive person around just to be more attractive by proxy.
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>>84529767
I would bust so many nuts inside of left holy shit she's perfect
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>>84529767
I don't know, I'm a guy and I personally don't care what size someone is or how they look in general. If they're chill and we get along I don't mind being their friend
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>>84529767
wow it's erotic how it grips her belly and thighs
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>>84529767
the guy who is 5'6"
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>>84529767
The archetype of a male member of a friend group who is only there to make the other members look better by comparison does not exist. There are other dynamics that exist in male friend groups the same way they do in female friend groups but not this.
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The guy you're only friends with because they have a pool/game console/etc
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Its crazy how much better women look with a bit of fat in them. Skinny women being attractive was a hollywood jew psyop
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>>84529767
Men do the opposite, you want chads in your social circle so women see you as a guy chad is cool with
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>faggots itt being disingenuous

I was the lowest ranking member in every friend group I've been in, and it's obvious when you are
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>>84530324
I'm the first post and everyone ignored me
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>>84530337
Sorry about that friendo
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>>84529767
ngl i couldn't keep my eyes off of left
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>>84529767
That dress on the left is getting so stretched out. What a cow.
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>>84530249
Fucking real
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>>84529767
I like when the stomach presses against the fabric of the dress Get over it faggot
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>>84529767
Uhh? Designated Ugly Fat Friend?
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>>84529767
>that much bigger
>tits are hardly bigger than the skinny girls
That's fucking brutal
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>>84529767
there isnt one. men dont do that shit. unless you count having a hot guy as our wingman but in that case the ugly friend is to help BOTH of you get pussy
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>>84529767
this >>84531244
But sometimes even ugly fat guys get girls. So to be more accurate maybe the "I hate women and society" friend. Also, the girl on the left is a solid 7/10 and would be a 10/10 after convincing her to exercise or get on ozempic
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>>84529767
The designated short king friend (usually also bald and overcompensates with lifting and growing a beard)
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>skinny is my personality friend
i'll take the meaty slag
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>>84532289
Based doggo
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>>84529767
Left is hotter desu.
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>fat female boasting about boob size
every time



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