tfw no musty pussy gf

boo hoo faggot originaol

You've had sex?

>>84531064
Yep, with a robot from here

>>84531032
Its pretty musty rn but i still try to keep in good shape

>>84530999
me tooooo
>>84531067
why did it end

>>84531075
It was just a one night thing, but we spoke for a year, i thought he wanted more but it wasnt serious

>>84530999
>had sex even ((once))

>>84530999
I haven't fucked in 8~ years
I really need a woman to use and creampie regularly. But one I can take out occasionally as well.
They're so much fucking effort.

>>84531254
wherea re you from? i need 2 fuck also, not OP but also been 2 years for me

you're a woman? if you just wanna be fucked why not just use tinder. Men have to pay for tinder but you can just shop for free

>>84531278
Isnt that simple. Dont want to feel used. Have to be compatible, worried about diseases, worried about lots of things.

Hard to find a man i like and want to spens time with, and he wants to spend time with me too

>>84531254
I mean thats how sex works in relationships, we'd be watching a movie, you'd play with my tits, kiss, we have sex, then go back to pizza and the movie.

We'd be able to do this daily in a relationship, but men seem to only want sex, not actually build a life together.

>>84531269
Australia
I'm also straight.

>>84531382
Its the drama most women cause.
If you can control your crazy at least a little and won't fight ever decision I make then you're a step ahead of my ex's.
I don't want so much drama, not until I have kids at least.
If I'm getting food on the way home and you don't suggest(or cook) anything, don't complain when I bring Chinese. Light some candles and set the table or put on a movie/show/anime instead of saying you dont feel like Chinese and sitting there on your phone.

>>84531433
Ok thanks now i want Chinese food!!

>>84531224
any previous relationships other then his?

>>84531383
i'm in america, bummer

>>84531441
Then get some, or a bf that will.

>>84531370
>Claims she wants to fuck
>Actually wants a best friend that they are compatible with in every single way including limitless sexual chemistry
Foids really want it all huh?

>>84531444
Yeah one previously that was v serious, lived together. Im too old now, i can tell.

I need to make peace with being alone. Its fine, i know im unwanted, i just have to kill off the part of me that wants human company.

>>84531485
Sorry i dont whore myself out on the regular and actually want something real

>>84531484
Means going outside, by myself, on a Saturday. Not good, get harassed. God i want nice food. Fuck my shit life.

I have some money spare too, i might just cook, im sad.

>>84531478
>i'm in america, bummer
Many such cases.

>>84531501
Why would you be harassed?
I would just get it delivered if I wasn't already out.

>>84531501
>Something real
>A fantasy relationship where everything is perfect
Yeah ok sure. You're never going to win it you refuse to play the game

>>84531523
Nah the delivery people here tamper with the food, dangerous, end up ill

Why would i be harassed, because thats what groups of drunk men do lol come on

>>84531528
Oh wow, sex and watching a movie together is some unrealistic fantasy when its 99.9% of all relationships

I feel like bashing my head against a wall

>>84531541
That's obtainable with literally 90% of men... You're clearly not listing other requirements you have or you're a schizo which seems more likely given your house bound nature and excessive paranoia

>>84531490
>Im too old now
how old?

>>84531533
You must live in some shithole, where r u from?
I get food delivered every other week with no issues.
I haven't seen groups like that except in the city outside pubs/clubs.

Get me Aussie citizenship op
I'll do all the movies games music books TV series you want with you

>>84531559
Not really, men just want one thing. Someone described me as being too "full on" because i cooked us food on the first date, but that was ages ago, the light in my heart has died out, been messed about too many times and i just dont care. My laat date was in June 2025 and then he messages me some insane stuff, like unhinged, and stalks me, waiting outside my home, honestly ive had enough

>>84531565
Late 30s.

>>84531581
Yeah i really do live in a dump. Not safe for me to go outside at night, best to be safe. Oh well, its probably shut now, it shuts early. Pizza place is open but defo not going there, was a murder opposite there

>>84531613
Hi I'm 37 and you sound wonderful. Come to NY? I have safe farm upstate.

>>84531613
>cooked on first date
Jfc, where do I sign up?
>pizza place murder
Must be american

>>84531634
Lol behave, not wonderful just been let down too many times, and its broke my soul. Although that did make me smile

Im across the pond so NY is a bit of a swim lol.

>>84530999
Can I see your fuckhole tho?

>>84531613
You're deceiving yourself. Your desires and your thoughts don't match. I know because I am in a similar state of disharmony, similar age too. Just know you're never going to get what you want if you decide you can't get it. At least as a food you have easy options.

>>84531634
in case OP doesnt accept your offer
what are you looking for/dealbreakers?

>>84531613
>Late 30s.
You fit or fat?

>>84531648
>Jfc, where do I sign up?

I did, it was lasagna. I was borderline homeless at the time and didnt have any money, and i felt it would've been unfair to expect to be taken out, plus i wanted to stay in.

I wondered why he reacted so angrily to me cooking, i later saw him on the dating apps again, i asked if he had a gf, he said yeah, and then asked to see me again, i told him to fuck off. So yeah, im pretty awful at picking men.

He tattooed hair onto his head lol, i should've known that was a red flag. I doubt id cook now, im just more broken now, looking after myself feels like too much, let alone a bf

>>84531687
>lasagna
My favorite meal....
In another life you would've been my wife.

>>84531661
Well its normal to desire human contact, we're built for it, supposed to be in love and caring for one another, and thats why depression happens when people are isolated.

But at the same time i havent seen much kindness. I know im a bang average 5/10 and no man is ever going to look at me and be like "wow, gotta get with her". As painful as it can be, accepting the truth is important

>>84531668
Neither, curvy but right places

>>84531707
Yep, i always use lots of cheese too lol. Speaking of which, i have no cheese left reeeeeeee.

I decided im gonna go cook, outside is too much, getting dressed make up on, too much

>>84531649
across the pond meaning the uk?

>>84531768
>across the pond meaning the uk?

Correct

>>84531721
>I know im a bang average 5/10 and no man is ever going to look at me and be like "wow, gotta get with her".
You may fall at that level of attractiveness, but you have to realize men's attraction isn't mediated by tiers, you're either "fuckable" or not; only high tier men have the ability to be choosy with that scale. Women have more flexibility in who they can attract. So your "truth" is actually just a distortion, not based in reality.
And you desire connection but you're very clearly not willing to accept the conflict that accompanies it, both internally and externally.

>>84531772
i wont namedrop but no way that you are her. are you "her"?

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>>84531478
I live in america also but I don't want to meet anyone here in person because its going to be other men and bpd women respectively

>>84531795
Pop psychology

>>84531806
Probably not me lol, im no one special

>>84531909
Says the femcel that's self image is based on the "black pill" ideologies of a mongalian basket weaving forum. You don't want to hear the truth because the truth gives you power, but power necessitates discomfort and thus you're unwilling to push yourself to make the necessary changes. Most common woman problem, it's why they're always depressed despite having seemingly limitless options compared to men (at least in love).
You're just as plappable as the next curvy yellow-toothed chav, but your fear keeps you complacent, dumb, and incapable of ever taking a risk again to find what you really need.

>>84531943
What do i really need then

>>84530999
oh that sucks i have not had sex in almost 20 years lol

>>84531909
are you blonde? do you have a dog? do you have humongous boobs with nipples that point down?

>>84531947
You've already said what you want, right? You must know what you ultimately need to do to get that (you need to start dating again). So then what do you need to do to ensure a reasonable amount of success in that endeavor? How often can you fall into a pit of despair and wallow in your isolation? Do you need to realign your expectations, your capacity for hurt and failure? What sort of compromises are you willing to make? Do you need some form of external support to guide you through the process? What level of hurt are you willing to receive, and how can you best ameliorate it when it inevitably happens?
Personally I have resigned myself to inceldom, what I want I can mostly obtain through artificial means and pets(sex, intimacy respectively), dating for me is not worth the risks involved. But you want a friend you can be intimate with, so the only way I can see that as achievable is through conventional methods.

>>84532007
Nope, no, and they point up

>>84532012
Well i don't know where to meet men irl

>>84532032
You're putting up obstacles where you should be making in-roads. So maybe you don't find your husband irl... Have you considered that maybe online dating is the better option, and how most couples meet now anyways?

what the fuck happened to tits or gtfo

>>84532039
Tinder is so shit its unreal.

>>84532046
Again, you're finding external excuses to validate your failure. If tinder is shit, are there other dating apps that aren't? Maybe there are other ways to meet people that aren't purely dating focused..

>>84532056
The only places i go outside are to the mental health hospital, and i won't meet anyone there lol.

I need friends

>>84532057
I didn't say anything about going outside. But yes you're right to assume having a social circle would make things easier

>>84532069
Yeah friends could introduce me to people. Especially in such a closed off society.

I dont want any more bad stuff to happen to me

>>84530999
Big sad. And I don't know the touch of a woman.

>>84532057
>
why can't you meet anyone at the mental health hospital? i made friends from there, people get into relationships all the time from there too apparently. you probably just don't know how to show men you're interested in them

Another dumb cuntoid post. Revoke womens rights.

>>84532636
>you probably just don't know how to show men you're interested in them

How would i do this? Just walk up to a guy and say hello would you like to be in a relationship?

>>84532661
No it has to be more subtle than that. I think you and I have the same issue. Men are interested and show that but we are too autistic and retarded to know how to reciprocate.
For example, today I went to get a slushie at 7/11 and a cute guy was at the cash register and checked me out, he asked how I was doing today (hardly anyone ever does that) and was pretty nice to me. You know what I did? I made no eye contact wtih him and got out of there as quickly as possible.
>make eye contact
>smile, laugh
>ask them questions
this last one pains me to type out but
>touch them in a friendly way
If you say something that forward like "would you like to be in a relationship" they don't understand our brains work different and would interpret that as you wanting to steal his organs or something. Which, it could work but it will probably just turn them off. God I hate socializing so much. Realistically, we should just be able to pair off with people from here but uh, idk I think the guys here have the same issues we do irl even online.

>>84532661
Its raining outside, going to sit by the window and pretend someone loves me lol.

Get a nice hot drink

>>84532686
>I made no eye contact wtih him and got out of there as quickly as possible.

So real. Also, a friend told me this, that if a man asks how my day is, its a sign he likes me. Before, depending on my mood, i would recount how my day has been, my levels of anxiety, where i had been and what food i would want to eat, but then I'd walk off and think that was weird why would he care about my day but then she explained its an excuse to talk. But if he wanted to talk why make it so obscure.

Thats the part i struggle with, why conversation is obscure.


>>make eye contact
>>smile, laugh
>>ask them questions
>this last one pains me to type out but
>>touch them in a friendly way

Eye contact. I dont look anyone in the eye except my dad. Also i have a guy a hug once and i did it wrong and i cringe, idk it just felt weird and i disengaged and walked off i cringe looking back, it was like a bear hug, but i got it wrong.

I'd like a nice robot but too many anons here are so full of hate. Like actually hate women. Its scary because i dont want to be trapped into something with such a man. I go to the mental hospital once a week, but its one on one with the supervisor

>>84532688
Also the rain wasnt comfy, made my hair wet. But i like outside, im going to stand in the hallway

>>84532727
>if a man asks how my day is, its a sign he likes me
Tbh, I think a part of me just shutting it down even if I am interested is because I know he will quickly realize how weird I am and everything would sour, which is how it usually goes anyway. Men really don't like socially awkward/mentally ill women.

Eye contact is pretty difficult for me too. I either don't do it at all or I stare pretty intensely which I know is super offputting and maybe even scary to people.
>bear hug
A hug of any sort would feel so nice right now :(((((

>I'd like a nice robot but too many anons here are so full of hate.
That too, I feel like years ago it used to be better but it's worse now. Also there's not nearly as many people on here these days. You don't do any group therapy at the hospital? Though desu I think even meeting people from there outside of the group is only unlocked for normies probably

>>84532763
>You don't do any group therapy at the hospital? Though desu I think even meeting people from there outside of the group is only unlocked for normies probably

I cry too much to do group work. And been abused a lot so they talk to me one on one. I like it, i get to paint and talk which is nice because my brain can focus on the art, and then i just say whatever.

Im actually shocked hoq effective it is, someone staring at me and asking questions is horrible but drawing and talking is nice

>>84532779
That makes sense, I'm glad it's working out for you nona. I wish we were like Japan and we could pay to cuddle with a nice cute guy or something kek, that would do so much good for me right now

>>84532763
>Men really don't like socially awkward/mentally ill women.

They hate it. Hate it. They see us as a potential burden. Men divorce their wives when they get ill. Something about the way they are programmed, they want to avoid any responsibility. Thats why dowrys were invented, to encourage men to marry. Men hate responsibility.

Im ok sometimes, i have bad days but i just get my plushies. Recently i felt very sad and restless, uncomfy, i need to feel comfy again. Nothing working

>>84532786
Id like that. Best part of a relationship is cuddles. Find a man who can love me with no make up and messy hair.

And just cuddle. 2nd best part is having soemone to rely on, when things go bad. Hard to find someone reliable. Id pay to cuddle a nice man, id probably sleep better lol. Been ages for me

>>84530999
>I havent been fucked in 2 years
>>84531370
>Isnt that simple. Dont want to feel used. Have to be compatible, worried about diseases, worried about lots of things.
>Hard to find a man i like and want to spens time with, and he wants to spend time with me too
The greed of women will never cease to amaze me. Tits or gtfo.

>>84532806
>i dont want a sexual disease
>"women are GREEEDY"

>:(

>>84532686
>slushie

Im thirsty now

>>84532787
>accidentally closed tab and lost post right before I was done FUGGG
>Men divorce their wives when they get ill. Something about the way they are programmed, they want to avoid any responsibility.
I think I saw something recently about some famous guy who divorced his first wife who truly loved him and had a series of short term marriages with younger and younger women, and he became ill and guess who was by his side taking care of him because she was the only one that really loved him?
It's so depressing, they also cheat on their wives a lot when they're ill. I made the mistake of going on /soc/ today (that's how lonely i am) and there was a thread just full of people cheating on their spouses or people wanting to be an affair partner. Meanwhile we're lonely and would be happy with one person for life, it isn't fair kek.

>i have bad days but i just get my plushies. Recently i felt very sad and restless, uncomfy, i need to feel comfy again.
I'm sorry to hear that, it's the same for me these days ;-;
I let my room become a mess and that definitely never helps with feeling cozy, I should tidy up tonight before bed. What kind of plushies do you have? I used to have more but I got rid of them all except 1 bc I had plans to kick the bucket. The only 2 I have right now is one that also doubles as a pillow, and a lucky cat plushie. I miss my paddington bear and BMO plushies
>>84532799
Same, now I'm going to look up if such a service exists in my area... wish me luck

>>84532845
I'm unsure if you're pretending to be retarded... then again you're (allegedly) a woman, it wouldn't be surprised any other way.
Tits or gtfo, as per tradition, with timestamp, I'm doing a 50% off lately so you can keep the top, otherwise no more (You)s

>>84532877
>I think I saw something recently about some famous guy who divorced his first wife who truly loved him and had a series of short term marriages with younger and younger women, and he became ill and guess who was by his side taking care of him because she was the only one that really loved him?

This is heartbreaking. Did he even learn his lesson. That sounds like the CEO of bodybuilding.com, he left his wife and 3 kids to marry some porn star.

Imagine carrying a mans kids and he treats you like that. I think thats evil

>>84531648
Aussie>>84532786
>>84532799
Cuddle buddy for hire here
Nothing more tho I don't sex anymore.

>>84532877
So eepy, i hope you get new plushies, pls dont give up

>>84533158
im an aussie man, i want sex with a woman

Australia seems nicer than the uk