being a girl dad in 21st century means randomly coming across bullshit like this around the house while trying to mind your own business
>>84536309>oh no my daughter is sexy AND she's wearing sexy shorts>oh no she's doing her laundry>my life is so hard
>>84536309Pale moon rising
>>84536416I mean yeah being relegated to only watching sexy women is always torture unless you're onto some cuckshit
Dads will molest their kids then wonder how they became hypersexual..lmfao
>>84536486most girls are "molested" by internet and trends nowadays
>>84536309It's your duty as a father to provide correction
>>84536493False information like this is why you dumb children shouldn't be posting here
I've been sort of a girl dad for the past year and a half. My neighbor's first started asking me to babysit their daughter a few times, then leaned more and more into that since we got along well, and now they tend to be out of town for weeks at a time and rarely home, so I sort of slipped into the role of being her de facto father, because I have no backbone and couldn't bother to tell them "no, can you please take care of your own kid and not expect a neighbor to do it". And there's basically nothing sexual about it at all
>>84536606Im OP and I held my breath reading this. Good ending.
>>84536309If your girl looks like that then she's clearly an adult and ready to become your new wife.
>>84536757Not a huge fan of daughtercest but if the stars align why not I guess. If you're a single dad and she's already an established pervert that shlicks to the thought of you then you don't lose much by giving in and fucking her.
>>84536309I would never sexualize my daughter. However, once she gets old enough her friends are fair game.
>>84537158>her friends are fair game.I mean, no shit. Problem is women can't keep their mouths shut so it's very likely your daughter will know all about how you fuck and how big your dick is
>>84537173this kinda fucks them up more than just fucking her
>>84537188Right cause she knows that if she wasn't your actual daughter you'd fuck her as well and the only thing stopping you is that "you're not supposed to"
>>84537173>>84537188I do not think I would really care honestly. She shouldnt let her slut friends fuck me then.>>84537214Its a different thing when you have a daughter. You seriously are not sexually attracted to her. Its not even about social norms or laws. I have a daughter and I can definitively tell you if you have a semi normal brain you are not sexually attracted to your children
>>84537214You can use that retarded logic to every type of incest. You can say your sister would be repulsed by you because you fucked a girl her age (1 year younger than you) which means you didnt fuck her just because youre not supposed to.
>>84537293>I do not think I would really care honestly. She shouldnt let her slut friends fuck me then.yeah you're brown definitely, what a retarded irresponsible sentence
God I'm so happy I'm fucking old and cellulite ridden now, I don't need to worry about my dad ever gooning to me anymore. Ew
>>84537295Most brothers and sister are repulsed by each other (and also in interpersonal conflict)
>>84537311>cellulite riddensorry but this is hot as hell, sit on my face (if you're not obese that is)>old how old? were you hot before?
>>84537301Not sure where you got that from but I am not brown
>>84536309imagine her getting her first period while mommy is on her monthly girls' trip to jamaica and you have to teach her which hole the tampon goes in
>>84537486>tamponYeah no we aren't american goyim
>>84536494>analdisgusting, daughters are for impregnation
>>84537542that may be the case but also she might need a proper correction from time to time
>>84537515>in My Country our women bleed on the floor like civilised human beingsisn't your internet cafe time almost up?
>>84536416>Waiter, my steak is too juicy. My lobster, too buttery!
>>84536309As a dad I would be mad since this is like wearing sweatpants and a tank top. Put some damn clothes on you slob.
>>84537663what's wrong with sweatpants and a tank top?
>>84537689It's the closest thing men have to lingerie as far as women are concerned. Especially if you're swangin' dong. Big dick + grey sweatpants = wet pussies galore.
>>84537703I wear gray sweatpants with a small penis just so the foids know I'm a loser not worth considering as male.
>>84537703Oh i thought you didn't want your daughters wearing sweatpants and a tank top and like that's really common to wear around the house
>>84536309Cleaning up her shit in diapers and wiping away her vomit as a toddler desensitizes you from this.It's why the 'hits pipe' meme doesn't work in reality and why terminally online people think fathers are attracted to their daughters.
>>84537935Don't forget dealing with temper tantrums, her potentially being an annoying spoiled brat, and of course other children in the household you need to devote attention to in most cases.
>>84537935>>84538144I mean yeah that's how things are if everything goes by the book, which it apparently doesn't at a higher and higher rate these couple of years.Still, you don't have to be attracted to your daughter to be uncomfortable or annoyed by the shit she's gonna wear which is kind of the point of the OP.
yes you've got to get to your daughter before the chads do and stake your claim lel
>>84536309Foids, should I buy a giant teddybear or a bodypillow for my daughter to masturbate when she gets into that age? I'd prefer that she has something discrete and comfy to relieve her urges, instead of having to rely on vibrators or her fingers.
>>84537214More like "I don't want to create another chris-chan".
>>84538976This is incredibly creepy. Please do not do this
>>84538976I started masturbating on my pillow, so I guess a big one would feel nice, and less personal than a teddy bear...
>>84536309Its basically hoping they will be a good whore over a bad whore, because its already decided they will be a whore because of western feminist culture, kek its already certain by design that they will go on their own way to lose their virginities at their teens behind their fathers back, fathers who will never even know about it.
>>84539104why would you want to know about that though
>>84540185If I was a dad I would want to know when she loses her virginity so I can know when to stop giving a fuck about her. The moment she decides to let herself get penetrated by a cock is the same moment she stops being my daugher honestly. You now belong to whatever cock you just serviced.
>>84537657People who say this reddit shit should be beaten with canes
>>84538976lmao did you get the teddy bear idea from Belle Delphine...
>>84536309I think if a woman is sexually and romantically interested in her father she should be able to pursue him, but he needs to resist long enough for it to not be a passing crush.
>>84540527Scholarly post hfb
>>84540472Nope, never seen her videos.Young girls playing with their teddy bears is a staple of developing girl media anon...>>84539100A great example of that>>84539081And deny my daughter the opportunity of self pleasure?
>>84537188Yeah she will develop severe self esteem issues because you picked her friend over her. Then she'll start seeking reassurance and approval from your male friends or other older men.
my mother was a mean, nasty alcoholic. when i was little, for a while she dated a cute guy half her age. he was just with her because he was poor and desperate and needed a place to stay. i developed a huge crush on him and tried to seduce him, it didnt work at all at first because I was a weird awkward kid and had literally nothing going on bodywise at that point. so i stopped my cringe attempts at being sexy and just tried to be friendly and take care of him emotionally when my mom was shitty to him (which happened a lot) and eventually one time my mother was especially shitty to him and he was having an especially bad time with other stuff in life too, and he broke down and i won him over, and my god it was the best sex ive ever had in my life. god i miss him
>>84540565idk man the whole girls like older guys thing is just common. don't think it has anything to do with your dad fucking your friends, cause mine didn't do that I am very sure and I still had a whole fling with my professor who was probably late 50s
>>84537935And yet father-daughter incest accounts for around 75% of reported cases involving sexual abuse by a family member
>>84540584probably just reporting bias though. brother sister probably never gets reported
>>84537311Ohno a cute teibou
>>84540555>Young girls playing with their teddy bears is a staple of developing girl media anon...hmm well I wouldn't know so I'll take your word on it. still though it's probably best if you don't have daughters
>>84538976Whatever you get it needs to be easy to clean
>>84540584If we go by reported figures then all incest must be traumatic rape
>>84540653>best if you don't have daughtersToo late pal, she's already 5 y.o>>84540656Any recommendation for materials? I'll search more about dakimakuras, to see what kind of fiber they use.>>84540327That's so evil, I don't think there is a thing that would make me hate my daughter.
>>84540716I've seen nonas talk about their first bf being their hairbrush.That might be another option.Some hairbrush manufacturers are less than subtle with the shape.
>>84540716I kinda doubt that's true at all
>>84540574Based brat seducing adults.
>>84536309fembots, nonas, and femanonsDid you ever flirt with your dad and walk around half dressed trying to get his attention?
>>84541139*not even necessarily in a sexual way but to get his attention.
>>84536494sauce me famalam
>>84540716put a character she's into on the daki
>>84536309a "girl dad"?
>>84542003Yes, men that have daughters exist
>>84537311what an odd thing to be happy aboutsorry that your dad sexualized you though
>>84540574How old were you when this happened? How old was he? Did it become a regular thing?
>>84537311wait did he goon to you or is it just paranoia
>>84540574>just tried to be friendly and take care of him emotionallyNot surprised at all that this worked, a little affection goes a long way.
