i don't have a a girlfriend right now but I've cheated on all of them before
i loved seeing their reaction when i told them before i broke up with them

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Yes, I've been in four relationships. My first girlfriend cheated on me and broke my heart, so I cheated heavily on girlfriends 2-4. Roasties BTFO. I will never fall in love or take a relationship seriously again.

>have you ever cheated on your girl? Yes, I cheated on my long term high school stacy gf for my current wife back in college. For some context, I did try and break up with her after she cheated on me (she facetimed an adult coworker and showed him her tits) and she basically threatened suicide so I later ended up cheating on her after going to college. She was a grade below so she was a senior in high school while I was a freshman in college. The only thing I miss about her is her tight body and anal play. The sex life was amazing but she was a total bitch and incredibly controlling. I actually ended up cheating on my wife too with the ex stacy gf. Will continue a bit later about it.

>>84538043
Chad, you can't even greentext properly. Leave this board right fucking now.

>>84538055
That was an honest mistake lol. I only meant to greentext the question. Also, I will do whatever the fuck I want in whatever board I like.

Anyways, a couple months after cheating on ex gf I was just starting my relationship with my current wife in college. Current wife is incredibly laid back, less drama and much less bitchy and controlling than ex. To compare them visually my wife has bigger and better tits but ex had slightly better body overall. I went back to my hometown for fall break and there is where my ex gf hit me up wanting to go out for breakfast to talk about things. We had a good breakfast and she basically told me she missed my my dick and wanted to fuck me in my car. I reluctantly agreed and that is what we did in the parking garage. I drove her home and when we got to her house I made sure we were fully broken up. Never seen her since, but she did continue to text me for a full two years after wanting me back. A couple months after that incident my wife found out and was super pissed but I was able to apologize my way out of it and we are now going 7 years strong with a child now. There was only one time since that incident where I wanted to cheat on my wife. We were supposed to go on a double date with one of her friends one day but my wife got sick right before and told me to still go. I went and the other guy ended up blowing her friend off so it was just me and her friend on a date. To give some context, we would go to clubs and her friend would go smoke outside and talk with me about life. She had these fancy clove cigarettes and would always give me a free one without me asking. She was incredibly beautiful, curly blonde hair and the finest khazar fat ass you ever did see on a short skinny girl. We had a great time at this shitty little mexican joint, and afterwards shared our classic cigarette break. Before walking to our cars, she hugged me in a way where she was rubbing against my crotch.
cont.

>>84538366
so we ended up staring at eachother for a little bit and you could cut the sexual tension with a knife, but we both ended up parting ways and going home. A couple weeks later, she asked my wife if I wanted to hang out with her, and my wife rightfully got weirded out and ever since then I have never seen that sexy khazar godess again. But apparently they still text a lot and she asks about me frequently.

>>84538055
to be fair you were asking for chad when you made this thread, what did you expect?

no and no. when I'm in a relationship I don't even watch porn. including no browsing nsfw boards

>>84538402
>she asked my wife if I wanted to hang out with her
What a disrespectful in your face I want your man whore
I'm not better than her though I did the same thing as you, choosing one over another, going back to the one, then going back to the one. No regrets

no i never cheated, or wanted to
unless you count the time my gf said she wanted to take a break from our relationship
i was against the idea, but she insisted.
i started fooling around with another girl at that time, then my ex(?) gf got mad about it.
like wtf, this was YOUR idea to take a break, i wanted to stay together.
i would've never done that had i considered myself to currently be in a relationship
da fuck is a break, man fuck that shit

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I cheat on my girlfriend whenever I go visit my home country since there's no way she can find out that way, love fucking latinas so much but they're so trashy here in the states, I ended up with a white girl. I always to fuck a couple when I'm back home.

>>84538650
nah you did the right thing 100%. She was probably trying to do the same thing and it was either unsuccessful for her or didn't go how she wanted it to go. Or, she wanted you to be exclusive with her but she did not want to be excusive, which is insanely selfish.

>>84538612
Yeah I don't regret it at all but I probably would have if it ruined my relationship. Glad it didn't.

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>>84538679
in hindsight she was probably hoping something like that would happen, so she could try to save face from the speed at which she got together with the guy she'd been hanging out with a lot but they were 'just friends'

>>84538884
Wow. I did not even think about that level of manipulation but it definitely makes sense. Make you look like the bad guy when she was probably with him the whole time. What a bitch

Why are normalfaggots spamming this board with their sexhaver shit

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>>84537913
>have you ever cheated on your girl?
no(t yet)
>Or wish you could?
Definitely, even though I want it to never happen. I know it makes me an irredeemable piece of shit but she turned out as such uninteresting person and isn't even in my league. I study in another country alone in a studio apartment, every other man would've folded in my place at this point.

Been kinda hoping to find an euro fembot to fuck but that's looking for a needle in a haystack. I think I'm just gonna say fuck it and strike a convo with random morroccan or turk staying through erasmus program and unload myself in her brown asshole.

I cheat on my gf with a retarded girl and that girl thinks were dating so im cheating on her with my real gf
But the retarded girl doesnt know anything about relationships so when i tell her that its normal to blow your bf as soon as youre alone every time you guys hang out she does it

>>84537913
>have you ever cheated on your girl? Or wish you could?
The current one, no. And I currently have no desire to. She fucks me regularly and continues to be a very nice person. I'm considering marriage, desu.
The previous one, yes. With two people - a woman and a man (separately, not some threesome cuck shit). No regrets. She hadn't been fucking me in months even though we were living together and not only I was craving sex, but i also got reminded that I hadn't yet explored my attraction to men. So I did both.
When she found out I didn't care at all and straight up told her why. She still stayed for another ~6 weeks and NOW she wanted to fuck me, lol. After that I had a fling/fwb arrangement with a really cute twink for about a year. We cut it off when he found a bf and soon after I found my current gf.
I didn't want to cheat at first. But keeping me blue balled is just unacceptable. Now I know this from practice too. Luckily my current gf is high libido so this is no longer an issue.

>>84539266
pretty sure that is rape my guy. Not cool. I do have a question though, is retarded girl attractive?

>>84539270
>Luckily my current gf is high libido so this is no longer an issue.
make sure not to impregnate her until you are absolutely ready. The second she births that child the libido is zapped forever

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>>84539276
Im being hyperbolic shes clearly not mentally deficient to the point that she cant advocate for herself
And yes attractive she has huge tits

>>84539296
What letter size are those? J-cups?

Forced euthanasia for all the cheaters when?

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>>84539309
Really close they are I cups
Idk why someone would call that rape but she does like being raped
when her mom is at work on Monday nights i try to find ways to get into her house or catch her off guard when she goes outside at all and overpower her and fuck her
two weeks ago i had to stop because she got free for a second and screamed loudly so I ran
When I came back an hour later we fucked so hard
In this pic she lost some weight but her tits stayed the same size

>>84539345
My question is why not go for just the retarded girl? What are the pros of your main gf compared to her?

Had a gf for 2.5 years until last November. Never realistically considered cheating on her, toward the very end when I could sense it was all going very wrong I wished I was with someone else but that's it.
Then she broke up with me (it never would've been my decision) and in a matter of mere days 1) I didn't even miss her specifically anymore 2) I felt like I'd never even had a gf at all, just went right back to feeling like my foreveralone self, and 3) I wanted another gf or at least a hookup badly. I have not had any success in the 6 months since. Multiple situations that looked like they would turn into something (girl giving me a phone number, girl implying she wanted to hang out) but these resulted in the girl in question inexplicably ghosting me. I feel utterly cursed, like God is torturing me.
The pain of this whole situation has only gotten worse as these 6 months have gone on and now I'm borderline suicidally depressed, even though I don't actually miss my ex gf.

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>>84539358
My main gf is a great person and fun and has a lot to offer but shes going to be gone until August for her internship
The real gf is 19 and the other girl is 29 im almost 40
And the real gf comes from a really really wealthy family
The retarded girl is boring Ill text her and no matter what I say shell reply by saying
okay
Me Hey kadie im coming over to fuck your ass and spank you until your ass bleeds
Her Okay
Me Hey I tried called because I just heard that your dad died Im really sorry to hear that Is there anything you need
Her Okay
That second one is verbatim the conversation we had the day her dad died

>>84539469
That sounds awful and I can relate im sorry
If you dont already have a diagnosis for adhd you might have it bc it sounds like you have RSD

>>84539478
Oh, I absolutely have that. No need for a diagnosis or anything. I don't know about ADHD, but RSD for sure. Insane attention given to impressing people, wanting approval, and "needing" women to like me. It's a huge part of who I am. I swear I hide the desperation well, but people can just sense it somehow I guess.
I'm making a film and it's the only thing keeping me going. If it doesn't come to fruition, I genuinely don't know what I'll do. It sucks because I have really good friends and good family, but I'm so self-centered that it's difficult to feel happy with "just" that.
If you're dealing with similar issues, I hope you're able to manage it well. God bless you anon.

>>84539500
Give me a way to contact you I think we could support one another a bit
Im a bit older than you and might be able to help you navigate this

>>84539295
We already have a kid, anon.
Truly high libido women stay high libido. If anything, during pregnancy she was even hornier than usual.
>inb4 no marriage
In Europe it's literally not worth it.

>>84539204
i want to lick harry foid butt

>>84539527
Sure thing. I don't use Discord much, so if you're okay using an email, use brosbeforepolicereports@gmail.com
I'm curious if you're actually older than me, or by how much. I'm 28 next month.

>>84537913
you get used to being treated like a king or a god from one GF, and women are unique, they never will act or feel the same in bed. So my current GF will blow me f from time to time but my FWB let's me use her throat like a personal sock. so you get this itch, to get everything you've ever desired back again. It's not right, but it's impossible to turn down a girl who texts that she's drunk and taking a cab over to your place.

>>84539500
>RSD for sure
whats that like btw? is it like being a people pleaser? will you do anything a stranger tells you to do on the condition they have some kind of authority over you?

>>84539726
That's not the bad part of it for me, generally I go above and beyond for people when I can but that makes me happy. The shitty part of it is wanting people to like you very badly, and having to account for potential failures in a thousand different ways so they either don't happen or if they do, you already preempted it. The one area where I can't do that is trying to attract women, if they don't like you they simply don't like you, so the pain of rejection from women is amplified by 10x. Especially when I can't recognize what I did wrong and they even seemed receptive to my advances at first only to ghost me later, which has happened like three times in the last five months alone.

>>84539594
Sent
Yeah I have at least a decade

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>>84537913
>To anons with a girlfriend, have you ever cheated on your girl? Or wish you could?

I have had plenty of opportunities to do so but I have yet to actually do it.

I am no "chad" by any stretch of the imagination as I am well under 6 foot and have several traits that many could consider to be less than desirable but I had been offered sex no less than half a dozen times between middle school and high school.

My current girlfriend is probably the least attractive girl I have dated so far and in all honestly leaves a LOT to be desired in the looks department. I have had at least 2 opportunities to cheat on her with objectively better looking girls.

Knowing what I know now I would have banged every girl I could in middle school and high school and continued to do so though college and probably until my early 30s. Settling down has been the worst mistake of my life so far, although I am only in my 20s.

picrel looks very similar to a girl who was aggressively flirting with me last year. My gf became extremely aggravated because whenever she had an excuse to be around me she always wore aggressively revealing clothing.

>>84539333
You think >>84537938 deserves to die?

Been cheating for years with one of my friends.
>>84539621
This really does put it better than I could. My FWB brings out something in me my gf can't, and she does things in bed my gf won't. My girlfriend is thick and I love her body but sometimes I need a girl small enough to carry around, who likes it rough.

>>84540439
How would your girlfriend feel if she knew you were cheating? Do you feel bad?

>>84540439
I dated a friend of mine for a few months in college, when we decided to "break up" we became FWB and all of a sudden our sex life exploded. When we were free to see other people for more serious relationship ventures something just clicked.

>>84540455
Sometimes.
>>84540461
I wonder why. It does kind of feel like there's a switch in my head for it though. Like sex should be different once you're "with" them. I can't figure out the words for it but sex just hits different when she's "a friend".

>>84537913
No. Never cheated. And confident I never will. But I think about it constantly. Like every time I see another woman. I have no idea how I got like this. It is actually torture sometimes. I did not used to be this way. A switch in me flipped in my mid 30s and it is like I could fuck any woman as long as she is not obese and has not hit menopause.

>>84540332
Yes. He should've cheated back on the first gf, the other girls are innocent.
"Someone ran over my dog, so I started
running over every dog I see"

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Notice how none of these posts say how they met the girlfriend or the woman they cheated her with.
Girlfriends are a psy-op.

>>84540837
I met the gf bc she was outside the liquor store and asked me to buy her something and I asked how old she was and she said it didnt matter
I told her she was too young to drink and shouldnt talk to creepy older men
She said she liked older men and would drink it with me if I wanted
I bought the bottle and gave her my number and told her if she wanted it badly enough she would call me
She didnt let me leave the parking lot before texting and asking if she could just get in and come home with me
I thought it was a sting op
I confirmed her age and told her that she was making a mistake by being alone with me after telling me that she loved older men
She had the bottle in her mouth within two minutes of walking in the door and my dick thirty seconds later
Girls dont expect you to actually be as aggressive as you suggest you are because most guys are timid so being super forward usually gets them compliant

>>84537913
No, I'm faithful and love my gf
also I'm extremely shy and don't interact with people much, so I wouldn't get the chance anyway

>>84541294
Im sure some khhv will say this is fake but I promise you that its this easy sometimes
And I have mountains of proof
Hell I could wake her up right now to have her entertain me so I can cum
When she comes back at the end of summer Im ruining her

>>84539270
>separately not some threesome cuck shit
Like being a faggot is better shut the fuck up

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>>84537913
no and no
i love this bitch so damn much that i'm going to put a ring on her and yoink her from her place and live happily with her and our 2.5 kids in a not so far future
i don't think there's anyone in this life who can match her in several different ways, or at least, no one that i can still find in this life

No and no,
I like my gf shes chill, were gonna get chicken katsu curry this weekend. Been together 2.5 yrs but hasn't felt like long. Other girls have been interested in me but I'm not interested.