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Tfw no looksmaxxer boyfriend to sweat on me after his workout

How will I recover ;-;
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>>84541468
Can you not get anyone on Grindr? It shouldn't be that hard
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>>84541479
I am a woman (biological) who wants a husband
I don't think grindr is the right place to look
I'm not against bisexual men though. It's cute
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>>84541468
Best I can do is sweat on you after my work out. I don't really looks max much other than having decent clothes and shoes that aren't trendy, putting on skin cream (bad things happen if I don't), and keeping my hair tidy.
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best i can do is shit on you
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>>84541509
Not OP but please sweat on me.
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>>84541468
Go to the gym and get sweated on then, retard larper.
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>>84541571
Sure if you're in the UK
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>>84541468
stop baiting poor lonely men for your own amusment
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>>84541509
Idk if you'd be a good option. I have a type
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>>84541625
What do you think I'm baiting them to do?
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>>84541712
amuse you, beastly slut
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>>84541617
>never Australia
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>>84541775
are you a biomale
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>>84541779
no I'm an ugly pooner
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>>84541775
>never Australia
You can come back now that you've served your sentence
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>>84541719
Lol
If they wanna make me laugh, that's their choice
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>>84541779
Biological female.

>>84541802
And you'll sweat on me? And let me sniff your armpits and crotch?
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>>84541775
Soon I will be able to go (I'm Op, not the person you're responding to though)
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>>84541810
you know what you're doing, lecherous pick-me tart
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>>84541827
>lecherous
Okay
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>>84541813
what do you look like?
and are you in Sydney?
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>>84541788
Op here, maybe I will meet you if I end up moving to Australia.
Too worried to exchange info on here though, lol.
Fate will decide
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>>84541888
Maybe I'll do Sydney next on Hinge depending on how my current matches end up. I already did Melbourne and some other city in Australia.
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>>84541927
are you the guy from overseas?
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>>84541888
Realized I should clarify >>84541927 is me (I'm OP)
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>>84541930
I'm op. I am just an enjoyer.
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No I am mid and I want someone who will love me wholeheartedly and find my mid as beautiful, chad brad and wannabe chad/brad would need a woman who is fitting to their looksmax community standards to save face including having thick eyebrows which I don't have and no upper eyelid exposure which I don't have
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>>84541944
If picrel is you, you're definitely above average. Maybe you're one of their types.
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>>84541944
Also do they even want to show off their girlfriends? Idk how many do.

But those features you mentioned are changeable anyway. Do you looksmax yourself?
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>>84541940
I see.
I was hoping for a sydney foid to sweat on.
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>>84541956
If you're looking for a wife and use Hinge, maybe I'll see you on there at some point.
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>>84541950
>>84541944 (You) #
>If picrel is you, you're definitely above average. Maybe you're one of their types
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>>84541950
Anon that's Kim Kardashian.
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>>84541965
I think this is not you, but rather a celebrity.

Anyway, you can fix those features if you want to. Most looksmaxxers started off mid or even below average.
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>>84541955
Yes they do from the limited I have seen and if they don't they have internalised the rhetoric so they will judge you on it too. How is upper eyelid exposure changeable?
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>>84541962
I am unemployed and unlikely to have work anytime soon so I don't think a wife would want me. I'm also 5ft9 which as a guy is very, very short. The only thing I'm good for is sex unfortunately because my cock just happens to rub the g spot and every woman I ever fucked has come during penetration, it's awful.
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>>84541970
I see.
Well, maybe femanon is one of their types. Who knows?
And she can ascend too
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>>84541813
>And you'll sweat on me? And let me sniff your armpits and crotch?
I'll rub my sweaty armpit and crotch on you after a workout. You can lick it too if you want.
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>>84541983
This is what I got when I asked grok. You can also consider supraorbital fat grafting I believe
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>>84541985
You'll find someone. Also if you have a car, I recommend signing up to do delivery driving.
>short
Depends where you are. Might be worth getting a wife from somewhere you're average or taller than average.
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>>84542017
Fat grafting or any injections towards the face from what I read allegedly have possibilities of blindness allegedly

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35650299/
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>>84542035
Any procedure will come with risks. Just depends if the risk is worth it for you.
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>>84542009
You're making me very happy, anon. Now, where are you?
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>>84542042
You are telling me you would risk it
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>>84542050
I would consider how bad the flaw is, the finances involved, and the risk vs. reward of any procedure.

I don't know your face or your situation.
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>>84542048
If you two end up meeting up and starting a happy family together, I will be very proud. -op
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>>84542048
>Now, where are you?
I'm in a not too shitty part of Scotland.
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>>84542070
Ok so in this one for example from your estimation
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>>84542078
I'll invite you to our wedding :)
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>>84542082
I don't know your situation so I can't comment.
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>>84542095
Ahhh that would be incredible!!
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Any anons, if you wanna exchange info in here, please do so. I would love to help start some good things with this thread
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>>84541897
>Fate will decide
27.7 million to 1 odds there
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>>84542406
Well, one can imagine, right?
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>>84541468
by looksmaxxer i assume you want a boyfriend way out of your league whilst you probably look like a troll

ill pass lol
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>>84542524
I don't think I do, and based on the attention I get, I don't.

But to each their own. I'm hot to some people and probably ugly to others. A lot of it is subjective.

I have ascended a lot in general appeal and have no plans on stopping. I have a major surgery that will help both form and function in a couple of months.
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>>84542543
don't care, i'll still pass
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>>84542739
That is fine, anon. You may not have met my standards either



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