genuinely what did she mean by this?
>>84545561What don't you get? There's more tonnage of diamond in the universe than wood. It's just a random fun fact.
WOW!!!! WERE JUST NOW DISCOVERING THE VALUE OF EVERYTHING IS ALL FAKE, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>84545561She meant planets, not plans. Other than that she's correct. On a cosmic scale, wood is much rarer than diamonds. Diamonds are just ultra compressed carbon and exist everywhere in the universe while Earth is the only planet in the known universe to contain trees.
>>84545561Literaturely nothing
>>84545561In our society>Wool: not very valuable>Diamonds: very valuableIn the universe as a whole>Wool: very valuable>Diamonds: not very valuableThere is a funny contrast here. It sounds weird that something so normal could be conceived as more rare or valuable than something so precious. It makes one think about the specialness of life and our world.
>>84545561lol just profound foid moments
>>84545561bitches will care about wood in the forest but not the wood in your pants
>>84545561>jae>tattoo dropped
>>84545561someone is analyzing judgements of social value as if they were objective judgments of actual value
>>84545572>rains diamonds on plans on the regular>"why yes I perfectly understood what she was sayi-ACK!"
>>84545612I think you have to be very autistic or very stupid to not read through the typo. It's easy to understand in context and I didn't even notice she had written "plans" the first time I read the post.
>>84545612i think she means planets
but if her beta provider proposed to her with a wooden right instead of a diamond one she wouldnt be so impressed anymore
>>84545638>>84545703>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHAT SHE MEAN-ACK
>>84545713I know you're "pretending" to be retarded but it just comes off like you're actually stupid
>>84545713Damn we had plans to have a nice thread but this guy is making diamonds rain on them.
>>84545713stop raining gems
>>84545713you're raining coal
>>84545561Her brain is probably fried by weed just like every other foid on these apps. Don't even waste your time
>>84545561Aren't people obsessed woth diamonds because some jew started a ring business?
gay retards are much more rare than diamonds. this is because gay retards are only found on earth. #FACT
>wood is considered rare material in our universe because it takes life to create the material. while it rains diamonds on plans on the regularMost likely this is a case of a non-English speaker installing some kind of English keyboard input with predictive text software. The user clicked the predicted words to generate a nonsensical string of text. To someone who does not know English it looks like meaningful content, kind of like how we might use lorem ipsum. The human brain is primed to look for meaning and patterns even where none should be expected. The random words don't use any capitalization, so there are no sentences. There is a period at the end of the text string and another period randomly placed within the body of the text string. I suspect this is what is confusing people because it almost looks like punctuation.
>>84545561organic substances are rare because they're basically only on earth, and if there are other earths, they have to be earth-like, and in an abstract sense I guess this is true, but from a human perspective wood isn't rare and precious jewels are. There are no other perspectives than a human one, unless you count supernatural beings, and I don't think that eternal and immaterial beings are impressed with the temporal and material
>>84545561>JaeIt is a Korean middle name. Is She Korean?
>>84547080It's not nonsensical though she's basically saying that what we find monetarily precious on earth is more abundant in asteroids etc in the universe but we take life for granted
>>84547199It's also a blackass ghetto name
>>84545561>>84545584>white people "humor"ew gross desu
>>84547215No, Look at her collarbone. It is typical of a Korean, a pale-skinned East Asian.
>>84547215Jae is definitely not a hood name dude you must be from New Zealand or some shit
>>84545561Ironic because my wood is diamonds right now.
>>84545638I thought she meant to say plains, like it was her fictional world building in her head or something delusional like that.
>>84547276I wasn't arguing with you, she's clearly an asian I'm just saying some fun trivia >>84547305Jae is 100% black, but it also is 100% AsianIt's convergent evolution Black people have their own orientalist traditions, for example, Cassius Clay changing his name to Muhammad Ali. It's not uncommon for them to invent names that 'sound Asian,' for instance, she could be named "Tamika." Westerners who are subsequently fans of blacks then copy these black names, and then you even have whites with black invented names, for example (and the funniest one) Rashontae Wawrzyniak.
>>84545561She's complaining that her suitors have erectile dysfunction but shower her with diamond encrusted gifts?
>>84545561CHICKS WILL LITERALLY SAY THIS AND THINK THEY'RE DEEP AS IF THE SUBJECTIVE THEORY OF VALUE HASN'T BEEN THE STANDARD FOR LITERALLY ALL COMMERCE FOR LIKE 200 YEARSINSERT DBZ IMAGE HERE FUCK YOU I DONT CARE
>>84547208The string of text is basically saying nothing. There's no mention of anything precious, abundant, monetary, for granted, or any of that."it takes life to create" is an interesting coincidence, it almost looks like English words arranged intentionally, but it is random. You are ignoring the entirety of the text. Wood is not considered rare in our universe, assuming our is meant to imply anthropocentrism and only the places inhabited by humans. Neither is diamond. Perhaps the "author" is using alien technology to translate to English from another galaxy's language, and the use of our is used in an aliencentric sense referring to only the area inhabited by that type of alien. Perhaps wood and diamonds are considered rare by this species of alien. Or perhaps the author is referring to the universe it is from, and the species she belongs to is a borg like collective consciousness making our universe a valid term to differentiate it from the universe of the reader the message is directed toward. Wood and diamonds are both carbon based so it's hard to consider carbon rare. Even on earth diamonds are not considered rare, nor is wood. It's pure nonsense no matter how you try to approach the random words, whether you are fitting them to a single planet or infinite universes belonging to someone or something. Do you know if it's even possible to communicate with other universes? As far as I know this has not been done before.
>>84547451>There's no mention of anything precious, abundant, monetary, for granted, or any of that.>wood is considered rare material in our universe >Even on earth diamonds are not considered rareCan you walk outside and find a diamond or can you walk outside and find a tree No this isn't a random string of text and it isn't basically saying nothing, it just isn't immediately apparent because the writer is uneducated and can't do gooder english proper.
>>84547490>Can you walk outside and find a diamond>can you walk outside and find a treeYes and yes. Or is this a joke I'm missing and you are pretending to be from another universe in another galaxy on another planet? On the planet I'm from we have this thing called outside. There are trees and diamonds all over the place. I see multiple of each on a daily basis. There are even places you can visit and take wood or diamonds you encounter, it's considered a recreational activity.
>>84547666Can you show me a diamond you've personally found then? Though clearly being a contrarian is what amuses you so idk if there's even a point to responding to this seriously but no, to your original statement, it's not a string of random words made by a suggested word feature
>>84547734Just look at a woman's left hand. If there's a diamond she's off the market(but probably willing to cheat).
>>84545584>wood is much rarer than diamondswow you're right im actually typing this from my diamond desk and diamond floors and checking my walls for a diamond stud to hang my diamond framed photo that was taken on diamond paper you fucking nitwit
>>84547765>Can you show me a diamond you've personally found then? >...>answer something to the effect of "well some people have diamonds though" >[No selected file] >[Submit]
>>84547864If you think wood or diamonds are not extremely common that's a you problem. Humorous as it may be, I am rather lazy and not interested in using more than words to dispel you of that notion. I'm simply not going to get out of my comfy bed with electric blanket set on ten while buttass naked to wander about and take pictures of random shit around the house. Why don't you show me that tomatoes are red by photographing a tomato you found? Oh, you won't? That must be because they only exist in anime or something. Sounds silly, right? Just because some things are not rare does not mean they are not useful though. Plastic also is not rare, but it's so useful that we have got microplastic in our balls. You know damn well you are in possession of both wood and diamond in some form, probably multiple unless you follow some obsessive form of asceticism.Or does wood and diamond not count because reading between the lines of the codex shared by the alternate dimension time traveler, you believe it was specifically and exclusively referring to wood from yggdrasil while the reign of the king diamond from the plane ("located" if using spatial references in an allegorical sense) between the aI+bJ and the gamma 0 dimensions is much larger than some universes?
>>84548058Are you on meth? Like yeah stuff like this is technically diamond but that's not what is meant by comparing it to wood. Why pray tell is the hope diamond the most sought after exhibit in the smithsonian, for instance? If you found a precious diamond, or any precious rubies and emeralds etc etc, then why not share it? If it's a common occurrence for you, then you're a king midas of sorts, so it shouldn't be that hard
>>84545561She meant that she's an ESL who saw a YouTube short. >>84545572It's a YouTube short. It's been going around recentlyNone of this shit is organic and feels so forced
>>84548144I want to watch anime now. I enjoyed playing cow tools with you but I think the two of us have nearly run it into the ground. It started out with a fun premise, tension levels stayed ideal, but I can't see where to take it at this point. It is interesting the different planes, dimensions, and universes implied if we are to abandon the theory that a jumbled random mix of letters had been made made to express some kind of idea. You attempted a meth joke and then forgot to lead anywhere with it or setup for anything. There might have been potential there, especially if it was crystal meth. Looking at specific named works of art made using diamond or wood is probably missing the point she wasn't making. While this does either support or negate the notion that wood and diamond is common or rare, it's too much whiplash zooming out then zooming in. Without trying to start an argument, art is about making something beautiful, but the medium the art is made of does not reflect on the medium itself but the art that it creates. When you really sit down and think about it; wood is just extra rare diamond and diamond is just well done wood.
>>84548373And this is why nobody uses chatbots for human tasks
>>84545561Diamonds are less rare because they are condensed and highly pressurized carbon while wood is an organic material made from life o algo. I could be wrong >inb4 ackshually diamonds are not condensed or pressurized carbon nigga i dont give a fuck. we're on a mongolian basket weaving forum arguing about women
>>84548423Quite the opposite, it shows you run into the same problem with human chat partners as you do if using a chatbot, if you can even get the ai to accept a silly premise to begin with. I was being sincere when I told tealeaves anon I enjoyed playing with him. Every gag has a natural point of death and going further is just repeating loops or beating a dead horse. We were at a natural stopping point.
>>84550265you made up a wrong account of a woman using an autocomplete feature of her phone to write her interesting factoid, because you thought it sounded smart, and then you spent the rest of the thread defending your izzat in a bizarre way that made it seem like you're using amphetamines, and then you sounded like a chatbot at the end of it, which made me think you consulted one to write it for you
>>84550348I applied occam's gillette. It clearly looked like meaningless gibberish, but was unlike schizophrenic word salad. This is someone spamming the next predicted word on their digital keyboard.Thinking it sounded smart is 100% you projecting your ridiculous reading of a random string of predictive next word text. Meaning if anyone used ai it was you and jae, because predictive text is ai. But you "gizzarded" or whatever your delusion of her jumbled text into some kind of Shakespearean masterpiece, thinking ackchually it was a philosophical treatise on the value of life in a postmarxist critique of "material on the regular". You posit she merely forgot to proofread before submitting her opus, in addition to forgetting to attach the other 300 pages you headcanon'd that she actually meant onto the blurb. You are being way too pretentious over verbal diarrhea that is so empty it doesn't even justify a wipe to check for remnants. There's simply nothing there. Chatbot thing is interesting though. Are you 15 or something? I am often told chatbots write similarly to me, but I can't see any similarities between my writing and a chatbot beyond the fact that we both have a tendency to write more than one liner snarky single zingers when replying. This might be hard to believe but at one point it was very common for people to use sentences, at least until twitter forced a hard limit of 144 characters on every message. But that was back in the before times.
>>84550552>I am often told chatbots write similarly to meBecause chatbots sound like an HR lady on amphetamines pretending to sound smart You sound exactly like this description but minus the HR lady aspectYou type like you are sneeding on adderall and over nothing, just because you're wrong and won't admit it so you try burying the thread in verbosity. Which by the way is going to work, I don't care enough, you can absolutely have the final word to this, this argument is retarded>This is someone spamming the next predicted word on their digital keyboard.Didn't someone ITT source it from a meme on tiktok? So the word prediction feature on her keyboard not only knew the context that the app was asking her about her favorite factoid, but also knew something prescient on a social media app at the time of her writing?
>>84550602Drug hysterics now, nice. It's a little transparent but I guess you had to do something to throw people off the scent trail that you are underb& by referencing reefer madness.But OK grandpa, how do you know so much about ticktock trends if you're still having flashbacks from nam and the trenches in normandy? It's equally likely that the gobbledygook in op's picture is what spawned the video you just got that screenshot from. Or do you wish to assert that wet roads cause rain since cause and effect can be reversed willy nilly and suggesting one precedes the other is pretending to sound smart?
>>84550704>But OK grandpa, how do you know so much about ticktock trendsShortform videos were mentioned ITT by another anon >>84548147 and I assumed I would find it by searching for it and "tiktok" at the end of it Yeah you are 100% sneeding
>>84550786Meme timeline and provenance is not adequately established without timestamps. We aren't missing the forest for trees or even here nor there anymore. Things are beyond silly now and causality is a much more complicated topic than if random words mean something. Titty's dead, and Tatty weeps, the stool hops, and the broom sweeps, the door jars, and the window creaks, the old form runs round the house, the walnut-tree sheds all its leaves, the little bird moults all its feathers, the little girl spills the milk, the old man breaks his neck, and so I will sneethe the posts.Anon, it is the Lord's Will that we end this immoral conflict. Pledge Blood Truce with me and I shall pray for your soul's redemption.
