I got a job and quit after like a week but I couldn't face up to telling my mom so now I have to go out every day early in the morning and not come back til like evening and I've done that for several months now so how's life for you guys?
does she ever inquire about where your money is going when you don't have any?
>>84545652Son, we're late on rent/taxes/mortgage and our house is going to get repossessed. Good thing you've been working for months and have all that money saved up eh?
you ever get high and jack off
>>84545760Just say I'm saving. I actually give her some money, just from my meagre gov gibs though. We're povvo as fuck so that's why I didn't have the heart to tell her, and once you get past a certain amount of time it's basically impossible to own up. So I'm gonna just have to say I was fired or something because I genuinely can't be doing this all the way up to the world cup.I really wanted to get another job that I could handle in the interrim, so I basically just used all this time to do job searches but honestly I'm just so useless I don't think I'm gonna get anything. I am grifting "disability" to hopefully up my gibs soon though.
>>84545782She knows I'm utterly terrible with money so even if I had nothing I don't think she'd suspect anything. We'd sell before getting repo'd and just move somewhere cheaper anyway, as we should have done years ago.>>84545790I get drunk and jack off when I'm at home.
>>84545652Completely retarded just tell her she's an old woman not a cop she can't do shit. You fags have slave mentality to your mentally ill mothers like you're still a toddler.
>>84545821It's just awkward to admit to a lie I've been keeping up for months. It's also difficult because I've been such a constant fuck up. I just wanted her to see that I was doing something for once and actually sticking at it. And it doesn't help that we're poor and so I feel bad that she's the only earner (like I say I do give my gibs tho, so I'm basically just flat broke all the time, but she's the one paying bills).I mean at the same time I do feel bitter being born into a povvo family and really wish she hadn't had me. She should have waited longer to have a kid and had one with a man that wasn't unstable or a brokie, but there you go. We all make mistakes. My only solace is that I won't be bringing life into this world to continue the pain.
Do you plan on just keeping this going forever? Why can't you try to get an actual job
>>84545872It sounds like you can tell her you lost your job, and you don't have to say how long it's been. >Easier than trying to keep it going
>>84545652what was your job? jp morgan's internship?
Did similar, OP. Lost my job maybe eleven months before I admitted that to my mom. I made it sound like I'd lost it a good deal less than eleven months before.I'd saved up so it didn't matter so much but bleh.
>>84545883No I don't plan on doing it forever. I'm just gonna say I got fired or made redundant. I wanted to get a different job and just switch to that and then I could have said that I switched work, and I wouldn't be pretending to work anymore.I can't get a job because I'm an autistic idiot who has been NEET for all my adult years bar like one job I did for a week ages ago that I also couldn't hack. Job market is literally garbage right now, there is no reason for anyone to hire me. But that's the point, I AM trying. I genuinely just can't cope with a lot of things and I've been trying to get something low stress like library assisstant, clothes retail or office admin because I genuinely cannot deal with the pace, stress or demand of most jobs. Maybe you are NT and can't understand this and think I am making it up, I'm not. It's genuinely impossible for me and the couple of things that I have done if I didn't quit I would have just been fired anyway.Ok I'll give you an example. I did bar work for like two weeks. I dropped trays of drinks three times, including on a customer. I think I probably have dyspraxia. I was in such a high state of stress carrying trays of drinks each shift that I can barely remember my time there and I think my brain has actually tried to wipe the memory to prevent trauma like I was in the fucking trenches or some shit. Then I did some labouring work for construction a few years later. I could not hack it. The other guys were insanely strong and had stamina to carry heavy shit all day. I was out of my depth, and I quit before I ended up getting myself or someone else injured or killed. I really do respect the ability of NT normalfags to be able to do such things day in day out for years, I don't know how people can manage it. And I only got both those jobs via flukes, the bar one from knowing a manager and the labour one because a gov scheme basically linked me up with it. Independently applying for jobs? I'm basically fucked.
I believe this experience is not that rare. Heard many times about such things. Dropouts pretending to study, people pretending to go to work while living off savings or debt.
>>84545890Probably what I will do.>>84545901Tradie apprentice. Lots of heavy labour. Could not deal at all.>>84545916Glad to know I'm not the only person in the world that has done this. How did you save? Was that just what you made when you were actually in work, or was it gov gibs or a mix? Also what did you do after losing it? Did you just go out and pretend? Sorry for the interrogation but I'm just interested in how someone else might handle it.
>>84545652Could see if there's a ULINE near you.
>>84545652Come clean anon. I did something similar thinking it was a smart move and it legit derailed my life for 2+ years. Not worth it
