I read a conversation where extremely obese fatties were talking about chafing thighs. It was confusing at first but I eventually pieced it together. They were so fat that their thighs contact each other if they try to walk. I still hope it's just a girl version of poopjug/pee drawer/rape dwarf/bitch summoning stick/finger box/gbp blowie joeys type stuff. But I have seen people who are so fat their thighs touch when sitting down, so I guess they might still touch when standing too. Sounds really gross though. Also wdj people talk about not being able to react part of their back that itches. I imagine some kind of camel humpback because your back is right behind you at all times. Unless you are a t Rex dinosaur there is no part of the body you can't reach. But that could also be a joke. Like the person who implies they are so old they wouldn't be able to get back up if they sat on the floor like that. I guess the implication is bending the hips or legs enough to sit on something that isn't a chair would make the bones snap in half. Bodies don't work that way, but humor is probably being used to address a real fear. When sick people get hurt from falling 0 distance, going from upright position to the floor, even though they were already standing on the floor their bones are so weakened by lack of stimulation and nutrition that a few pounds of focused pressure is enough to create a fracture. So they joke that sitting down would kill them a la floor is lava magical thinking.

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I'm a fat man and my thighs chafe when I walk for a long time