>LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS>TO DEFEAT, THE ZOG>DID THEY SEND ME GROYPERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR CHUDS>YOU'RE THE FATTEST BUNCH I EVER MET>BUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH>ANON, I'LL MAKE A CHUD OUT OF (You)
>>84547268this would go triple platinum on xitter. you should go there.
>>84547268I don't understand the plot of this movie, but I've never watched it and only like seeing WMAF porn of the main character. Anyways, don't the mongols still conquer China and establish the yuan dynasty or is this a different group of Manchurian barbarians?
>>84547277>Anyways, don't the mongols still conquer China and establish the yuan dynasty or is this a different group of Manchurian barbarians?It's a disney movie anon, there is no connection to actual chinese history here. the evil invading horde only ever referred to as "huns" and they're loosely based on the mongols.
Never got why people loved this song. It's not really catchy...
>>84547268original song is amazingalso all the similes are feminine anywaycan't have masculinity without femininity
>>84547293oh, okay. As a history aficionado then I'll have to pass on this film. I guess I'll just keep to my WMAF bleached thoughts whenever I see this film then.
>>84547293Every time people call troons hons the huns from this movie are what I picture in my head.
>>84547268https://voca.ro/1mSHGOCV60HT
>>84547268Man I just turned this song on after seeing this thread and it's so ass
>>84547310What's the best WMAF cinema propaganda?
>>84547320i think thats intentional. huns are usually depicted as gigamasculine invaders, looters and rapists, so connecting the term for gigamasculine trannies to them is a nice bit of wordplay.
>>84547343i don't know I don't watch porn I wasn't expecting someone to inquire. I'm just a white virgin that wants to fuck a qt azn that looks like mulan
>>84547298>>84547338The song is gigabased idgaf
>>84547268>YOU MUST BE PISSED AS A RAGING NIGGER>WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A MISGENDERED TROON
>>84547268>Ancestors>Hear my plea>Help me not to make a fool of me>And to not uproot my senpai'ly tree>Keep my father standing tallWhy are the songs so much more relatable now
>>84547528>senpai'ly tree
>>84547277It's a charming little piece of orientalism much beloved by many westerners with elements they can relate to like attila the hun invading. It now exists mainly in the hearts and minds of millennial disney adults, and him smiling at the main character before her gender was revealed is a popular gay meme to them. They were really upset that he was removed in the live-action remake. It's funny that the remake was more realistic>Erm... I think having a commanding officer that is a romantic interest in the story is erm uncomfortable and we didn't think it's appropriate o algoBoth movies are steaming piles of dogshit, but the animation quality is good on a technical level. Personally if you like this China aesthetic, and want entertaining media, you're looking for Romance of the Three Kingdoms or the Outlaws of the Marsh. Particularly, I enjoyed the ones from Mitsuteru Yokoyama. The RoTK anime is an all-time favorite, the opening song is better than any Disney song ever writtenhttps://youtu.be/QZKN8gCiHIo?si=IlLi2zenIZLAzSfc
>>84547589Thanks for the input, weeb.
>>84547607The gratitude is mine, I was looking for things to do today and I was reminded of RoTK
Will America ever be Zionist free?
>>84547644Probably eventually. But not within our lifetimes.
>>84547746maybe not yours buddy.
>>84547757Well, I'm most likely going to live to be over 100 years old, since most of my family make it to their mid-90s despite being smokers and drinkers, and I do neither. I doubt America will be zionist-free less than 100 years from now.
>>84547352Confident on etymology, yet wrong. Typical rightoid.
>>84547780oh i know that the word comes from a shortening of "honey" women use, usually in a condescending. im just thinking whoever came up with it might've also been thinking about the huns.
>>84547298You have to listen to Jackie Chan singing it in Mandarin to really appreciate it
>>84547268>>84547272Repooplickins are obese, just how it is.
>>84547786They were. That anon is just assmad.
>>84547268>>84547404Let's get down to businessTo defeat the slutsDid they send me normies, when I asked for chudsYou're the saddest bunch I ever metBut you can bet before we're throughMister I'll make a chud out of youBegging for a whore's titsYou've no pride withinOnly Chad gets free sexIncels never winYou're a spineless, cucked, pathetic simpAnd you haven't got a clueSomehow I'll make a chud out of youI'm never gonna get the sexSay goodbye to those who knew meCan't believe I spent all that time in the gym#MeToo's got 'em scared to death(Girl) Sub-8 guys don't get to screw meNow I wish that she'd reply to my DM(Chorus)(Be a chud) You must be swift as a roided nigger(Be a chud) With all the seethe of a triggered troon(Be a chud) With all the strength of a warehouse fireMysterious as the dark lies of the JewsTime is racing toward us till the cucks arriveLet them catch you once and you'll be unalivedYou're unsuited for the gender warSo pack up, go home, you're throughHow could I make a chud out of you?[Chorus x2]
>>84547912Now we just need some anons to sing it to the music
>>84548182Can we get AI to do it?
Time to start /r9k/ sings
it takes a system to defeat other systems
>>84547912kek bretty funny
>>84548616Fire up vocaroo right now
>>84548627What happened to /v/ sings, do we not do that anymore?
>>84547912Minor nitpick: In the first line of the chorus maybe it should be drugged-up nigger instead of roided nigger, that way you get the alliteration with the second line.
>>84547277yes, but mulan is from waaaaay before the 13th century
>>84547589>Both movies are steaming piles of dogshityou dare not speak ill of the only Disney princess I like
>>84548877I said that the animation quality is good, so it makes sense that OP likes porn of the main character. it's like overwatch. Huge company sharts out a bunch of designs of female characters. 1+1=2
>>84547912>(Girl) Sub-8 guys don't get to screw me
>>84548900mulan is my waifu for more than yellow fever reasonsshes cool
>>84548915>>84548877Mulan is a great Disney princess waifu. I like Jasmine too, especially Jasmine in her red outfit at the end. Mulan is nice because she's cute and unlike a lot of similar characters, they don't pretend she's some superpowered girl boss; she's a klutz who succeeds by sheer dumb luck.
>>84548990>she's some superpowered girl bossbut isnt she a girlboss?she canonically has the highest murder count of any character in Disney's entire IP besides like thanos and whoever fired the deathstar laser
>>84549034Did the guy who fired the Death Star laser trip over a random Ewok and fall onto the button?
>>84549046>Did the guy who fired the Death Star laser trip over a random Ewok and fall onto the button?no?
>>84549057Exactly, all Mulan's kills were acquired totally by accident. If you don't count accidental kills, she killed nobody, so she's not a girl boss. If she was a real girl boss she would have made all the male characters look totally incompetent and acquired skills without any effort. So in other words she'd be Rey.
>>84549069no, she set the canon at the mountain on purpose and she killed shan yu deliberately
>>84549082She tried to fire the cannon at Shan Yu directly but missed and hit the mountain instead. And she did end up killing him in the end, but it was another klutzy fail that failed so hard it became a winning failure.
>>84549099It is true to life in a sense that no matter what a woman does, in the mind of an Anglophone country native author, she goes upward like helium
>>84549099youre not remembering that rightshe literally stares at the mountain she shoots at and steals the canon someone else was about to fire and shoots it at the mountain
>>84549229But unlike what typically happens in Anglo countries, she's a teen virgin, not a total cunt and is seen as a viable marriage candidate. Even the Chinese Emperor encourages Shang to marry her. Can you imagine how hard roasties would seethe if Trump got on Xitter and told some US Army captain to marry a 16-year-old girl?
>>84549278This was written in the 90s thoughbeitever
>>84549230I just went and watched the scene again on YouTube and this is actually true. She still gets hit by Shan Yu though, only surviving because she was wearing armor.
>>84549432>only surviving because she was wearing armoryou mean the very visible armor shes had on the entire movie and not some magical convenient deus ex machina armor thats under her clothes
>>84549469Yeah, so? She froze up and didn't even attempt to dodge or counter. She's not Xena Warrior Princess or some shit like that. Her main talent was just noticing.
>>84549524>She froze upshe was busy having a shit eating grin after starting an avalanche that killed thousands of people
>>84549773She was literally staring right at Shan Yu like a deer in headlights as he tried to kill her.
>>84549850it was more like her going "ha, just killed your entire army, oh I forgot you were just barreling towards me with a sword OH FUUUU-"
>>84548990>>84549278>>84549375Classic Disney can be surprisingly based at times.>Mulan, age 16, married a guy who was old enough to be in charge of training recruits for the army, who looked and sounded about 30>The Little Mermaid's villain is a roastie and the (younger and much hotter) main girl is taken in by her evil schemes>Walt Disney was reportedly anti-semitic>Disney also gave us hot-ass teen girls like Miley Cyrus, this made boomer men seethe and cope and make up gay conspiracy theories because they're cucked to roastiesSadly they're now run by a bunch of faggots.
>>84549998shes supposed to be 16?
>>84550026Yes, a lot of the Disney princesses are under 18 (and that's based).
>>84549998If thats all it takes to impress you then i suppose you clap like a seal for anyone literally anywhere if there is some kind of age gap/young girl thing going on.
>>84550090In a society this fucking cucked you take what you can get. If society worked properly, things like that wouldn't even be worth mentioning because they'd be the status quo.
>>84550107sorry I just can't bring myself to join the 'epstein was cool' or 'shariah law is actually based lol' folks
>>84550161Then what are you going to do instead, just let the roasties and simps run everything?
>>84550181I don't think it's a choice between one or the two
>>84550316Isn't it? All this insane bullshit started when society started socially sanctioning men for fucking teenage girls. It stands to reason that reversing this will also reverse the other insane bullshit.
>>84548724Thr new users of 4chan are bots or zoomers. Doing things is cringe or against their programming and janitors hate 4chan culture so it doesn't get promoted.
>>84547268>>84547912I did my best broshttps://vocaroo.com/1olJveqOzq7h
>>84547272I hope this doesn't get on the normiesphere I hate those faggots they think they're so much better than us and they're so ignorant. It's almost voyeuristic the way they interact with this board
>>84550500I've heard enough triple platinum album, we need more 4chanites to get in on this. We have the potential to make the most hilarious thing on 4channel in ages.
>>84550500LOL, not bad, you left off the 2 choruses on the end though
>>84550547The song was overBillions must listen
>>84550500Holy kino what the fuck best thread of the day for sure
>>84550529I've never done a /v/ sings before. How did they handle it? They had videos to go with each song too.
>>84550579Many users would singSend their submissions to someone They would compile it together and editPost finished product to YouTube Sometimes if they had enough drawers make a video for it.
>>84550589OK, how do we get more people? /r9k/ sings desperately needs to be a thing.
>>84550605Encourage people this will be funny
>>84550642I guess we need a dedicated thread for it, but we have to have a bunch more songs.
>>84550500BE A CHUD!>BE A CHUD!BE A CHUD!>BE A CHUD!BE A CHUD!>BE A CHUD!BE A CHUD!>BE A CHUD!
>>84550500This guy successfully became a chud
>>84547343This is one
>>84547343Not a movie, but the Ron Moore version of Battlestar Galactica had Helo and Athena. Grace Park is a goddess.
>>84550500Utterly based, I'm afraid
>>84550500>random Goofy cameo in the middleKINO!
>>84550500I have to make sure the thread stays up until the bump limit so people can hear this, I need caffeine and chocolate
>>84548742The "g" sound is unstressed in both "drugged" and "triggered" so it isn't alliterative, and they already rhyme anyway. Using "roided" places emphasis on the "r" in "nigger", and fits the meter better.
>>84551085Lel it's not that big a deal, works either way
>>84547912Hm.... yeah, this is based.
>>84550500Hmmmm..... yep, this is also based.
I'm surprised this is still on page 3 after over half an hour. How much traffic has the site been losing lately? You'd figure with all the NEETs here that this board would still be active during the workday when normalfags are gone.
>>84547293You look great, hun.
>>84547589I never watched the live-action remake, I didn't know they took Shang out, as opposed to their usual tactic of replacing him with a brown.
>>84547268You mean that gay kid in his basement
>>84550605Back when isis was recruiting hard here they would occasionally get /r9k/ to vocaroo nasheeds. Funny as shit considering nobody knew arabic but it somehow still worked out well enough with just a little editing.
>>84551518Lmfao, I remember reading about /pol/ finding an ISIS training camp once and sending the coordinates to the Syrian army, never heard that though
>>84551503Yeah, the guy who's totally not a fed
>>84547343The Last Samurai? Maybe not the most up-front about it, but the subtext was there.
>>84550500I was gonna do a vocaroo but there's no way any of us can top that. Absolute kino
>>84550578>>84552271Perhaps even ludo
>>84547589I've been really into rotk lately so I'll check it out
>>84547589I'm kind of surprised Disney hasn't tried to Disney-fy ROTK. I guess they felt like it was redundant since they did Mulan already.
>>84547343karate kid 2
>>84550500damn very nice
