I just want male friends, not male lovers :(
>>84547955i'd probably fall in love with you cuz your so heckn cute
You are literally one of the rarest commodities on the planet. You will always get loved.
>>84547955i just want a platonic fembot to play vidya with, as a moid i have no interest in dating until i become successful
>>84547955You don't. Accept one as your best friend/husband and let it be.
>>84547955Just say girl friend loud and clear Notice anything?
>>84547955Sure I'll be your friend, I'm tired of trying to date people anyway. I'd rather have someone to talk to about my shit tier life than fuck up another friendship
why dont you want a bf are you gay
>>84547955I'm also kinda looking for freinds wanna be friends?
>>84547955it's not possible as a girl myself. every guy friend I've had fell in love with me even tho they don't really know me at all
>>84547955befriend them online but don't say you're a girl. Most people online are men so most people assume anons are male unless proven otherwise
>>84547955good question, but i think you'll have better luck finding guys who won't make it weird or make a move on you even if they do like youespecially hard to find in this place of all places, but i do wish you the best of luck, anongodspeed
im looking for ppl to talk to as well i am a boy however but im not interested in dating either loll
What games/things you're into?Also drop discord
>>84547955Why male friends, why not lovers, what do you want out of a friend?
Im a employeed girl but im still stuck in my NEET roots, and i hope i get fired. Its impossible to find men who will not fall in love with you sadly
>>84548597>Its impossible to find men who will not fall in love with you sadlyWhy would you even want men who don't love you
>I just want male friends, not male lovers :(Not possible. Any man with balls wants a woman's cunny.
>>84548701They want a woman to stroke their ego and to give them love. And since a lot of them are hyper gooners nowadays theyll go back to craving dicks from other men.
>>84547955You don't have to announce that you're female
no girl genuinely wants to befriend another girl so i have zero friends..
why would anyone want to be friends with some irritating foid? if you dont want a relationship then shut up
just put out, you useless foid, those men can't afford a prostitute since they're NEETs, and struggle to get a gf
girl's problems
That's easy. Just be fat and ugly.
>>84547955I'd be your friend but I am old, anon. You would not be able to relate to me except through projects and hobbies.
>>84547955you could just not say you're a female while communicating on an anonymous imageboard?
>>84548527Mainly like just someone to play games with or something...
>>84547955If you're not 9/10 or above AND also have an anime girl personality (which you don't, given you're thirstposting here), I will definitely not fall in love with you.
>>84547955i don't want anything from you except sex
>>84550930>play gamesWhat games do you play?
>>84547955id be your friend if you want (or try). i wont ever want to date you or anything, as its never been a desire i had with any female friends ive had before.
>>84550976uhhh... mainly Rust, Stardew Valley, and Danganronpa.
>>84551110>DanganronpaPlay Hundred line, Zero escape series, Euphoria (extreme degenerate btw, you've been warned) and the Phoenix Wright series.
>>84551110I've been playing Stardew Valley so much lately. Shit's good man. I just installed Stardew Valley Expanded. Have you tried it yet? Some of the new writing is shit, but it makes it worth replaying.
This is like peak narc energy why would you assume every guy would fall for you?
>>84551254finally a normal, >100 IQ person in this shithole of a thread rofl, OP sounds like a disguised self absorbed narcissist
neet girls are rare but i like my gf bc she has a job and knows to keep herself busy
>>84547955>hey guys, i just want a simp who is in love with me and does everything for me, but i don't want a relationship with himkys
>>84547955Fuck off and befriend your own kind
>>84547955be ugly problem solved. If you are any ounce of attractive any guy will think your the perfect girl to mold and BAM its over bros. Just learn to deal with it im pre sure this is like a rite of passage for femcels to become staceys
Your best bet is to just join a 24+ yo server or community with a very normal profile not giving away much and just interacting. Be it in games, anime etc etc. In a lot ot older communities atleast people have a very stable life and often just do their own thing not caring about others or chasing.
>>84551448she said she didnt want them to be in love with her are you retarded some people just want normal friendships without the other person worshiping them for having a cunt
Just say you have a bf but don't talk about him.
>>84547955I'd be your friend, I already have a girlfriend who I'm loyal to so I'm not interested in romance with other girls. Having someone I can be sure will never have romantic feelings for me would be great.
I'll be your friend with benefits. Don't worry I won't catch feels for you, I know I can do better than you.
>>845479551) try to find males who are already in long-term relationships, ideally married2) find asexual males3) find homosexual malesI'm sorry other than that, maybe >>84548306 that one? tho once they find out you're a grill things might be ogre.Otherwise I'd say >50% of normal straight moids who are not already spoken for will eventually develop feelings.This percentage rises to >80% if we're talking about male NEETs, autists, nerd-types, r9k-posters, etc who generally get little to no female attention elsewhere.Btw thats multiplicative.If you have 2 of those guys, chances that they both stay platonic is <4%If you're trying to integrate into a group of 5 male guys, chances that not a single one develops feelings is <0.1%Thats just how guys operate (problably on a fundamental biological level)If you have a non-blood-related female in your age range thats nice to you - and especially if its the only (non-blood related, in your age range) female that you interact with on a regular basis- romantic feelings or at least non-platonic thoughts are almost guaranteed to develop.Only cases where that doesn't apply is when the guy in question is uberchad and already drowning in pussy.Thats why its near always a guy who's in the friendzone.Women don't get friendzoned except maybe by uberchads.
>>84547955I'm more transactional with friends than I am lovers.
