Anons I turned 40 today.I'm a virgin, have never had a job, can't get a job, will never get a gf.No friends, not even offline. I was gonna tell you how I'm not insufferable, but I probably am lol. In some way I can't detect myself.I wanna be friends with people and I only want good for them, but it's not enough. I'd also gladly contribute to society and get a job, but nobody will hire me to do anything.I legit think people are scared of me or think I'm weird, something they can't quite grasp. For instance, I've never had alcohol in my life. Life is something that I experience in the 3rd person, not really participating it. I always talk to myself and imagine I'm in a movie or that people are watching my daily chores so I narrate it to them. This might be a product of 40 years of solitude rather than my actual personality, though. Fuck. Why did you break me, anons? You could've just played Overwatch with me but whenever I add a 20yo girl she doesnt wanna play.
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>>84551165Happy birthday mang8
>>84551165I'm sorry nigga, autism is truly a curseBut happy 40th
>>8455116590 percent unemployment rate for autists loooolit never even began
>>84551165Happy Birthday anon, well done for hanging in there.
>>84551165Happy birthday big nigga
>>84551165>I always talk to myself and imagine I'm in a movie or that people are watching my daily chores so I narrate it to themlmao i do this, too. when i cook i narrate out loud like i have an audience. it's just solitude, i never did it until i ended up alone all the time. i'm 38 so i'm right behind you. i was never diagnosed with anything or even taken to a doctor, i've just been yelled at my whole life to make eye contact, talk to people more, speak louder, or whatever expectation i'm not fulfilling. i have to force myself to work full time and deal with normalfaggot trash all day. i just hope i live long enough to see them when the economy spirals and the boot comes down. i imagine the look of disbelief on their entitled faces will make it all worth it.
>>84551402>i have to force myself to work full timeWait, you're capable of landing and holding a job?
Get some nice weed and blaze it yololo
>>84551678i'm capable of landing a job but not holding one. i don't last long before they find some excuse to fire me.
Imagine being 40 and still on 4chan. This is a website meant for boreed college students.
>>84552022if you're in college and still so bored you're posting on /r9k/ chances are you'll be here when you're forty, too. if you're sitting around waiting for your life to begin it won't.
>>84552022>>84552055This.Fuck, if I was in college and a normie, I'd be hanging out with my mates and bonking chicksI wouldn't touch social media or 4chan. Why live through screens if you can live for real
>>84551165>Anons I turned 40 today.happy birthday
>>84551165happy birthday big guyim sorry your life is so unfulfilling...please treat yourself to plent of sweetsmaybe consider trying some alcohol, it is a big day worth celebrating? i personally enjoy it on occasion, it makes overwatch even more fun, but you should be careful with it if you do tryplease dont lose hope of making friends! you should try going into voice chat in your overwatch lobbies, its how i met my best friend of 8 yearsmaybe drop your batttletag? im on console & am a fruity dude but id be down to fuck around with you
