just had sex for the first time believe it or not, shit is overrated as fuck and masturbating feels better, probably because its missionary most of the time
>>84574627May you incel death you can't be a fairy any longer and you will regret it forever
>>84574634she has a 5 inch white dildo in her wardrobe which technically counts as experience yet she insisted on doing only missionary like tf
>>84574627>autistic goober who cant fuck and feels no emotional connection to women says sex is overratedClassic
>>84574627Yeah if you're some autistic gooner fetishist then sex will be disappointing.Only way you can enjoy sex if while stoned with a somewhat kinky partner. But even then, gooning is light years better.
>>84574627Then better leave her and jack off
I'm addicted to paying these two escorts for duo sessions where I just lay down like a lazy fuck and they take turns massaging me & jerking me off & sucking my cock and edging me while I make out with the other one, as we watch a playlist of all the music videos of nicki minaj, cardi b, megan thee... etc.They're cheap as fuck, too
you're a porn gimp nowonly purelings are free
condom sex can be like that
>>84574627>masturbating feels betterYeah no shit, you can feel your pp and therefore know how to pleasure itSex is only for 2 things>thing 1: You want to experience intimacy with another human being>thing 2: You get off on something you can't effectively do alone
Get on top dumb foid
>>84574663>feeling emotional connection for mentally broken attention seeking holes with zero self worth who fuck practically anything that they don't like but self destruct the moment they get what they want and go down a depression spiral of self hatred, debasement and passive-aggressive behavior towards their loved oneslol, lmao even
>>84574627This is why suspect desu. Sex sounds pretty meh. It can't possibly top masturbation, it involves a weird clunky smelly human, and there's a bunch of drama and effort required to get it. It's like there are 2 versions of the same product, one of which is cheaply sold in bulk, and the other one is retardedly expensive + gatekept, all for a slightly different variant which is *maybe* a sidegrade to the bulk stuff.
>>84574627cant relate im currently stacking all my cum with a special supplement cycle so i can blast my gfs uterus.My dick is so sensitive and it constantly feels like im going to pee. When i do pee it feels semi orgasmic fuck.I loadstacked when i was a virgin and blew huge loads so i want to see what my gfs pussy looks like after, that gash is gonna be leaking.Also skill issue anon>>84575009dude, try loadstacking too, i wish i had two gfs man fucki guess hookers are the only ones that do threesomes
>everything is about sex, except sex which is about powerwomp womp news flash buddy you just wasted your virginity
>probably because its missionary most of the timeThat's because you are a fat fuck and/or a liar. The only ones who say it's overrated are:>lardassesBecause it kills them to do any actual movement other than going to the bathroom or kitchen>liarsNo one ever says this, even the ones who lost their virginity to a prostitute.
>>84574627yea lol you were told
>>84575265Did you fuck your clone?
>>84576418>nooo you must like the heckin' sexorino diverging opinions cannot possibly exist
>>84576449>resorting to thisLiar confirmed. You wouldn't say that if you didn't. Try harder next time, faggot.
>>84576490Sex is literally just multiplayer masturbation but worse and stinkier, and masturbation is already pretty meh.
>>84576504>shit virgins say
>>84575287Sex is a million times better dude, idk what op is on about. Maybe he just wasn't that into the girl. I find porn is really quite boring compared to decent sex
