have you ever bombed an interview? what happened
>>84575494>have you ever bombed an interview?yes>what happenedI shouted allahu akbar and unveiled my suicide vest, then met up with my 72 virgins
>>84575494I havent been to a job interview in 10 years. That sort of thing is for wagecucks.
>>84575508NEETbux or freeloading off your parents?
>>84575494statistically 100% of them (never hired for 20years)never did anything wrong they just dont wanna hireone statistical error i however did was when the recruiter asked about my education and i failed to say that i had my hs degree to work at a callcenter lmaoand thus got denied
>>84575560>never did anything wrong they just dont wanna hirewhy do they interview people if they don't want to hire
>>84575533Both. I live rent free in their house and spend tax dollars on booze and whores.
>>84575573basedhow does one qualify for neetbux?
>>84575494Too many to count. I fucked up my last job interview by mentioning my cats out of the blue; the owner of the joint I applied to happened to have a friend who had her cat taken to the vet several times because of some medical condition and he thought I would be 'unreliable and unavailable' if they ever got sick and I had to look after them.Fuck him. I'll bet you he hired some Peruvian junkie over me for the line cook position.
>>84575580In my country you just need a note from the doctor saying youre retarded.
>>84575494Never. Once I finished an interview only for the interviewer to tell me there was not actually a job but that they were happy to have my time. It was at a cafe that got shut down a year later because it turned out they were exclusively using unpaid labour in the form of foreign students to function.I am not a foreign student so they probably interviewed me by mistake.
>>84575494Yeah, several.I'd rather not think about it anon, it hurts. It hurts more than a breakup. Recruiting isn't just a humiliation ritual, it's a whole humiliation religion.
>>84575494I wouldn't say bombed, but my inability to maintain eye contact, answer simple questions, and taking forever to think of a response has resulted in failing the three interviews I managed to obtain. I'm currently neeting without concern for the future. I think towards October or November I'll contact my uncle in Pennsylvania and see if he'll get me a job and let me live with him. I don't think it will work out and I expect to kill myself within three years. I simply can't handle being around people and have no hopes or dreams. A girlfriend is out of the question and I would rather live in a one room apartment than a mansion. I don't understand why it's so difficult to get a job moving boxes or mopping the floor. I'm not asking for much, I only need enough income for the bare necessities so I don't end up homeless when my mom eventually dies.
>>84575501kekthe 72 /r9k/cels
>>84575494>have you ever bombed an interview? Yeswhat happened27 dead, 35+ in critical condition due to shrapnel, property damage in the $80,000s.
>so anon, what made you leave your last job?>my supervisor was treating me like garbagethey were so repulsed and offended by my honesty that they ended the interview there
>>84575937Do you have anxiety or something? It's not worth killing yourself because you couldn't get a job, just get on neetbux
>>84576089I've felt killing myself for close to a decade and the only reason I haven't done it is because there was always a new solution to try. I've finally run out of options and the way things are headed I don't have much time left to continue this lifestyle. I don't know if it's anxiety, that's probably a part of it. If I had a serious medical problem I would rather stay in my house and die than go to a hospital. I don't know how to get neetbux, but it would probably be too painful for me to be worth the effort.
>>84576221So your main problem is you don't like leaving the house?Have you tried applying to call center jobs
i didnt do all perfect on an interview for a teaching position recently but it was my first one so whatever
>>84575494I showed up for an interview with UPS, thought I did well but got some weird vibes from the interviewer. Walked out, people were staring at me. Found out when I was outside that my pants had ripped completely from the crotch down the side of my leg.Another interview was with an insurance company. Bombed it before it even started when one of the 3 interviewers pulled me aside and told me "next time, go easy on the cologne"
I went to an interview to be a fast food shift manager drunk onceI, a 29 year old man, quoted Halo 3 and told the manager, "I will be your sword. I will be your shield"I got the job and got fired my second day because my breath smelled like alcohol
