Evening York Minster edish
There is zero escape. This is your life.
Finally a good edish. Let's try to keep it clean.
think i might play with my back passage.
Picture of my cat from today
Helper getting his autism diagnosis (golden ticket) was like Homelander getting the V1. It was game over then.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG5oZpHCi94
>>84576061very cute lad
did you know sperm whales have a phonetic alphabet and in their clans their own dialect? they think they have the capacity to hold in depth conversations, their bonding ability is also on the same level as a humans supposedly so they aren't just fat blobs swimming about, they have like ''feelings'' n shit
>>84576064You're talking about yourself again sean lad. Do you do this in person as well?x
>>84576061Really fucking horrible.
>>84576061Nice cat that de lid x
>>84576064>turn monitor brightness to maximum>can still only make out the highlightshow is this not considered a mistake? like a scene being out of focus or something?
>>84576064Based and Homelanderpilled x
Almost done prepping for tomorrow's breeding trip arnt iX
>>84576096Saw on YouTube yesterday where homelander crushed the presidents head like a watermelon proper kino that. If I weren't to much of a cheep skate I'd pay for Amazon prime to watch it.
>>84576096End yourself you disgusting creature
>>84576096Have you been checking the kids out today at the pool?
>>84576060>>84576103Bumshesh lad is that you?
the only breeding trip i need is HelperLad !!53i4YrndgQA
>>84576107Aye it was kino. Me? Got that Amazon Prime on tap. Disney+ and NowTV too x
>>84576117I'd breed his tight little twink bussy
>>84576119Kys nonce beast
>>84576110these post you make are very revealing about you lad
>>84576061pworgood lad
>these post you make are very revealing about you ladIs that so lad
>>84576119I can't describe how much I hate everything about you.
I GAVE MY COUSIN HEADI GAVE MY COUSIN HEEEAAAD
One day, you'll post your last gimmick without even realising it.
Helper has mates and gets invited to nights out what do you lot get up to on weekends?
>>84576061That's a fine cat you have there.
I'm sure these noncey posts you make aren't projection are they lad. No, they are what other lads would do, you couldn't possibly imagine doing that, thinking that....oh wait...
Samefagging with sean on here
my cousin? level designer on those Tom Clancy games.told me it was just some "little indie game" he was working on. didn't have the requisite gamer knowledge to tell he was being sarcastic.
>>84576159Does this count as projection?
>>84576162>Samefagging with sean on hereAnd? What are you doing here on a Friday night big lad?
>>84576174>And?You asked sillySame as I do on the nights you asked about x
Starmer fuming about this protest in Londonistan tomorrow x>PM: "We're in a fight for the soul of this country" as more extremists blocked from coming to the UK ahead of Unite the Kingdom Marchhttps://www.gov.uk/government/news/pm-were-in-a-fight-for-the-soul-of-this-country-as-more-extremists-blocked-from-coming-to-the-uk-ahead-of-unite-the-kingdom-march
I don't think being aware of something like CSAM means you are a paedo. Knowing about a video of a murder doesn't make you a murderer, does it?
>>84576188End yourself polmong
>>84576149Nothing. I don't have any friends.Sometimes I have fantasies where I become friends with Helper, but I know he would probably reject me because I'm not cool enough.
>>84576170No that is what it is. Noncey projection posts are made by nonces. Get to fuck with ironic/unironic meme. Equally, noncey cunt is post their nonce fiction too.
>>84576199You need to re-write your post when you aren't as emotional you aren't making much sense
>>84576191Watching csam doesnt make helper a paedo he just likes watching it x
>>84576206Know your own tricks best don't you, noncer.
>>84576188lol I saw this on good morning goy today. Our police force is absolutely fucked if they can only muster up something like 4000 troops for 2 massive clashing protests. When they say "extremism" they mean both sides as both ideologies are a threat to their hegemony.
>>84576188Why were you watching kids swimming?
>>84576217It isn't my fault he watched it and told everyone lad
You watched a video of someone being murdered on Liveleak. You're a disgusting murderer who deserves to be locked up.
>>84576227Why are you thinking of kids swimming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKAdikaNmSQ
i'ce had lovers i cared about less than this.
I'm not resigning, Wes. But you are.
>>84576242>>84576249End yourself you parasite
>>84576240This is it. This is what they can never explain.
On that blue WKD now xSniff that x
>>84576241Just asking him about what he was up to
>>84576249Based rotherlid x
>>84576240Big difference between that and csam smooth brain
What a mong, no mates and talking to himself
Craving a McRib :/
>>84576257Absolutely gross. What little respect I had for you is gone.
Craving a fat juicy cock right up my bum
>>84576293Where you live lad, I could provide a hot saveloy injection
Me? Got wustlers in the fridge so no need to order in tonight even though I can if I want to x
>>84576305Hope you choke on that goyslop you rat
miss pee girl.
>>84576305>RustlersThe absolute worst possible food imaginable.You really are just the worst human imaginable aren't you. Those microwave burgers are vile. But I expect you have literally never cooked in your entire life. A microwave is probably the most you have access to in the care home.
>>84576305What a sad depressing life you live
>>84576277Not been to McDonald's in months de lad. Too rich for my blood is the McRib back on the menu?
>>84576307It wasn't a girl, it was an autogynephilic man
miss pee autogynephilic man.
>>84576307He/she whatever had it in for me for some reason, not sure why.
>>84576316Nowt wrong with a Wustlers you absolute melt x
>>84576321He sat alone and posted on /britfeel/ on Friday night.
Choonz xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi72_ggUCHU
>>84576333All you eat is slop you vile paedophile
>>84576333That looks like the chest of a 13 year old boy.
>>84576339Kys asap retard
>>84576348>13 year old boyThat's what he's in to.
>>84576348Why are you thinking about 13 year old boys now, noncer?
>>84576348sexist.
>>84576358Just confirming with King of the nonces that he does indeed like 13 year old boys x
>>84576365But you're not thinking about them, are you?
I like women, okay? Now shut the fuck up x
>>84576375You like children you paedophile
>>84576373Asking lad, do you not understand English? x
I like how Helper drops the cutesy-wootsy spacker persona as soon as he has a drink.
>>84576381Just saying this post looks like they are thinking about young boys. Don't you agree or are you a nonce too?>>84576348
>>84576393Yes it shows how much of a prick he actually is
>>84576376Projecting much? Seek help.
wuwu
>>84576397Are you having another IT HIM moment lad x
I..I.im n..not a ppppaedo ppppromise
>>84576404puwu
>>84576409No lad, do you think you can read my mind too? Worrying.
>>84576417Why are you asking me about a post that isn't mind then x Did you think that was my post x
AT THE END OF EVERY OF WEEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXsLtExsZow
Sean if you stopped posting for an hour the thread would die. That's how desperate these lads are, at least one of them, for sure.
>>84576427Overdose ASAP nonce
>>84576423Why are you replying to a post that wasn't aimed at you?
*informs the apus the McBarge has sunk*
>>84576440Stir the pot, why not x
For me it's THAT video
>at least one of themBut it not him though
>>84576444What pot?
>>84576434It keeps telling to kill myself constantly ike it somehow thinks it will work. I'll live just to spite the cunt lmao.See, sad cunt.>>84576436
>>84576455Oh no. Kys fatty.
For me it's helperlad shitting out kevs spunk x
>>84576375>post the ugliest woman possibleWhat did he mean by this? It's like a pastiche of a gay paedophile pretending to be straight.
I'll outlive suicidemong. 100 percent.I'll outlive every single twoll.
>>84576468You will end up on streets when Lowe takes your benefits you vile beast
>>84576455You are a special lad and there are a lot of people that care about you. Just ignore the twolls lad.
>>84576467Honey Hera is a top tier porn star imo. Each to their own I suppose x
>>84576455You don't get it, he's a high IQ and controlling you. LMFAO.
helper will be the first one to be given the rope when lowe brings back hanging
>>84576468Your survival depends on the state. You've failed at life.
Bum fun with Sean Allan x
There's something noncey about a grown man drinking Bacardi Breezers.
>>84576476You get off to another man fucking a bird. That is grim as fuck.
Bending Sean over and butt fucking him while Sandra watches
Sean gagging on my thick shaft x
Knocking back this last blue WKD now x
>>84576510I cum watching another man penis
>>84576510Why is she dressed like a child?
it's a fucking seadragon holy shit
>>84576510That is noncey as fuck. You're not doing yourself any favours at all.
We truly live in Weimar Republic times x
Drinking usually does reveal the beasts true colours
>>84576538You really are a vile piece of shit watching shit like that. No wonder theyve got you locked up.
Sean why do you look for pornstars who look like preteens?
Spreading Sean Allan's arse cheeks apart and devouring his boy fanny x
Carer abdul and kev being inside sean at the same time x
Haven't posted this one for a while xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI
>>84576591Shite tune nonce
Sean wanking off to niggers in 2026
>>84576510Cor Dolly Little. I wouldn't mind putting my BWC in her.
stop saying those horrible things and show some manners
>>84576591Is that what you play when you are touching yourself to other mens cocks? x
I don't like Helper but I would rather have him than 5x as many seethemong posts about him.
>>84576597Bet you didn't even listen to it, seethemong. You don't like music. You don't like anything.
Cannot wait for sean to top himself
>I don't like Helper but
Me? I'm a helper loyalist. Always will be. Simple as de lids. It's his world we're just living in it.
>>84576615Sorry? Whats that?
>can still smell the chlorine on me skin off the swimming pool earlier
>>84576628It would be a shame if you got a chemical burn Oh no it wouldnt
>>84576624Based. There will be a place for you in my regime when the time comes x
>>84576636Is that in the nonce club?
>>84576636>There will be a place for you in my regime when the time comeshahahahahahahahahahaha what a pathetic fantasy
>>84576642Him, Lollers, and Bude.
HelperLad do your megalomaniacal fantasies include you getting Homelander's powers? what would you do?
>>84576659>HelperLad do your megalomaniacal fantasies include you getting Homelander's powers? what would you do?Unspeakable things x
>>84576671Does it include making it easier for you to nonce?
>>84576636We taking back Flamingo Land?
I think the world would be a better place if HelperLad had Homelander's powers.
>>84576671It will be a great day when you take your last breath, perhaps the greatest x
Ah yes, Flamingo land, a child's theme park.
Mong FC
>>84576687I bet he got taken from behind by the lad in the back after this piccy x
>>84576687quite hench.
>>84576687Has he got some invisible carpets under his arms?
>>84576687What a scrawny little rat kek
>>84576690lad is literally stepping on his foot wtf
>>84576677Flamingo Land is already pro-HHL de lid.>>84576680Agreed x
>>84576701Why do you want to take over a childrens theme park? Is it so you can have easier access to the kids?
He actually thinks he took over flamingo land kek
>>84576715helpers got the mind of a child
anyone fancy talking about a different topic?
Fuck it am getting wissed nows. Might go warage later xSame ol' mistakes mode xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
>>84576723I'm off to the 'meatmart' tomorrow for some meat. Any suggestions? They have most things (joint and cut wise)
>>84576727Hope you trip snap your neck and die lid x
Mad how Russell Brand used to be in Hollywood movies.
>>84576728veal
>>84576735What's he up to these days? I don't keep up with celebs or anything.
>>84576733Based suicide encouragement lid. I'm starting to like you lmao x
>>84576704What happens in Mischief Mansion stays in Mischief Mansion xApparently this wasn't original.... hmmm. Maybe it was said by Sean last year? Am I becoming him?
>>84576746That gives great insight into your sick mind fatty kys
>>84576735sometimes i think casting agents are sneaky. "oh yeah he's a big deal in the UK. it'll draw in all the Britons."e.g. Chris O'Dowd randomly turned up in a bunch of stuff. not a bad actor or anything, just a weird sitch.
>>84576744Started being vaguely edgy, outed as a sex pest (as if it was a secret), then immediately decided he was a Christian.
Chika, what are your thoughts on roller coasters?
>>84576736Noted, they might actually have this.
>>84576757He was in a decent episode of that Twilight Zone reboot.
Me? Off for my last cuppa then sparking up a joint
>>84576779I've been on the weed since 2pm. Need to get it sorted out don't i
If I was on my death bed and God suddenly appeared giving me one final wish, I would wish for HelperLad to be immortal and have Homelander's powers and I would die happy knowing this world would burn to the ground.
>>84576050That has been my life. But it will no longer be. I have a cunning plan, you see.
>>84576785Talking about yourself again mate?
>>84576061Based catberg. Caturday in only half an hour.
>>84576760You forgot the part where Piers Morgan asked him which passage from the Bible helped him when he was in court, and he spent 2 minutes slowly flipping the pages, while muttering to himself, before saying he couldn't find the passage he was looking for.It was like something out of a sitcom. I still don't know if he was taking the piss, or it was genuine.
Me? Pleasure myself while having a shit. Two birds one stone.
>>84576818Got a tip for you. Hold a shit in for a few hours and have a wank. The shit pushing on your prostate elevates the orgasm.Before someone says "why not just put a dildo up your butt", this is something anyone can try without being gay, and there's no mess.
On that tropical fruits VK nows x
>>84576838Another sad update about your sad life
love you all x
>>84576838Gonna crash out soon little lad?
>>84576838The atmosphere in the care home must be electric.
>>84576846Love is a good thing.
I could save 100 pounds per year if I bought vodka at Aldi instead of Morrisons.
At the end of the days, I didn't choose be borns did I x
>>84576867No but you can choose to Kys fatty
>>84576867No one cares about your life mate only you x
BURN EVERYTHING LIKE GASOLINE BURN EVERYTHINGOH, BURN EVERYTHINGI JUST CAN'T CHANGEBURN EVERYTHINGBURN EVERYTHINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg
>>84576891I live a better life than you and that upsets you x
>>84576891Vile paedophile cunt
I decided to cheer us up by singing a song.https://voca.ro/1168mkNLylCf
>>84576866mad how the going rate of gin is just up to 30 quid now.it's gin.
>>84576902Most people do lid unless you are a paraplegic nvgbv. And even then..
No wolitics tonight x
tonights melty is looking promising so far lids
>>84576927Cannot wait for restore to take your bennies little lad hopefully that pushes you over the edge and you Kys x
>>84576917brilliant work
Crossy knows the score xGet them wagie cunts told xhttps://vocaroo.com/1oyckseecmHQ
>>84576942Weird paedophilic beast from teddington square
>>84576938I'll vote for Restore you idiot x
Did you know that right now there are millions of English women who are desperate to be inseminated by an Anglo-Saxon cock, to continue the race?
>>84576938imagine thinking restore are gonna win lolit's a helpers world, and don't you forget it
>>84576948Turkey voting for Christmas you silly cunt x
I swear in Russel Brand's books in the 00's he was bragging about all kinds of degenerate shit. That was his whole brand (hohoho...)Then he comes out as not even a right winger, just less of an outright Marxist, and suddenly it's a problem.Discourse is so fucking fake and gay.At least I'm vindicated on not really liking him to begin with, and my sister now has to pretend she didn't used to fancy him, lol.
>>84576948Yes and when they take your bennies it's going to be lush
YA PAYING MY BENNIES YA CUNThttps://vocaroo.com/1oyckseecmHQ
>>84576959nice redditism good sir and le scholar
Saw that kino moviefilm "Obsession" today. It was alright.>>84576769I haven't been on those in years. Kinda fun but wasn't a huge thing for me. Was too scared to go on some, for example, Oblivion at Alton Towers. Too high up.
When Restore win, Helper will do some litter picking a few times per week, and he will enjoy it.15 million Pakis will be deported. It's a good deal.
>>84576955Can tell that's fake. It's a good one, but if you look carefully, "she" has 2 left eyes. Good attempt, but she'd be screwed IRL, just walking in circles.
>>84576965Just expedite your trip to hell lid, you can be with your dad quicker then
>>84576962Remember when people cried because he was fucking tight, wet, tidy 16 year old legal pussy
The meltdown when sean has his benefits taken by Lowe is going to be LUSH x
>>84576981This. Lowe might force me to pick litter (which I enjoy doing anyway) but will reverse the Boriswave and perhaps, even, the Blairwave. Why the fuck wouldn't I vote for that?
>>84576982lol that's a real 17 year old lass. You can watch any of her multiple videos if you wish. Keep coping. I'm sure there's a fat lesbian or tranny who shares your left wing views.
The cope is insane kek little lads having them bennies taken soon and it is going to be lush x
>>84576999The based trips of truth have spoken. We are going to win.
n..n..no r..r...rupert i..i..i ccccan't w..w..workits going to be LUSH xhahahahahahahhaah
might go for a wee.
>>84576999Youll be in the warehouses with the rest of the spackers
>>84577016Ok rajesh, good one pal.
>>84576999>>84577022The futures bright de lads
Off to beddinghams arnt iPussy-on-the-naze awaitsX
>>84577022The gods are on our side de lid x
>>84577045You sleep on a cat?Monster, it's bloodeh caturday.
>>84576941Thank you. I went to RADA, classicaly trained me.
>>84577047You're straight to hell lid
>>84576986which they previously knew he was doing, and were okay with, when he was doing his Marxist bit.
>>84577025Rupert is free to give me a job, if I thinks I can work.Who else is going to give me one? Pakis?
Going to bed, and you should too.
Someone make a template meme comic for me>Bennie scroungers should work!>sure, then employ me >angry NPC face
>going to bed at 00:11 on a Friday nightNo x
>g of k has not arrived
>>84577092It is saturday you mong
The party is just getting fucking started xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMblBLQQ-O0
>>84577097Alri ketlad. Me? Haven't been on the sniff since January 4th, 2026. My plug still texts me at least once a week. Wonder when the cunt will finally remove me from his contacts.
>>84577109nice one marra. just think of how many swims + sarnies you're getting instead of sinusitis + sadness.
>>84577077I will, I'm just going to have a spliff, pop my eye drops in, have a wank then go to bed.
>>84577097They don't deliver post at this time, silly.
>>84577109Could be good one day. When you are ready lad. No need to burn bridges.
>>84577145went downstairs to check the parcel zone. two things for neighbours, none for me.
>>84577160What a sad little life. Try going outside and seeing beetles.
>>84577122True that lid. I had a full blown mental breakdown between January 1st and January 4th. Those three days of cocaine fueled madness have basically put me off the sniff for good. Definitely haven't missed the brutal comedowns.
>>84577160Ah unlucky, might get some tomorrow.>>84577175>he thinks beetles go out at night
shall be making a Darren Shan thread on /tv/.
>>84577189Sad to hear you did not overdose during that time
>>84577199There are beetles at night lad. Very many in fact.
If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all x
>>84577211I know anon, I was just being silly.
could take some antibiotics. but then they get worse for everyone else.
>>84577214I do not care fatty
>>84577218Are you the lad that's throwing up? I think you need to stop taking drugs etc
>>84577175They stopped touring in 1969 mate.
Gf asleep on my lap lids. Feels good.
>>84577226yeah i've had my last tramadol for the night.wouldn't mind some ket but, as you say, yesh
>>84577235cor and phwoar. that is some saucy stuff.are yous in love?
>>84577218you don't want that, what about steroids?
>go back in time to Woodstock>it's just full of other time travellers
Get some shit gens with free slop machines, but sometimes still funny.
want medicine frog back. miss that mf.
We in that HHL era x
>there's another peterborough anon hereIf you're unemployed, I might have seen you down the job centre.Small world.
I really need a French woman to fart in my mouth.
>>84577258Have you tried looking into a mirror and saying his name 3 times? It tends to work on horror films.
>>84577272Do you know french?Just say this when yuo meet one.donne-moi des pets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_ku8SQwECk
>>84577291Sad little mong, thinking about the wrugs again?
I've decided tonight I'll be taking drugs again.
Eating dinner after spending all day cutting branches and my feet hurt. Picrel is a representation; a simulacrum
>>84577312Don't do it lid. Life's better without them wrugs x
>>84577189>I had a full blown mental breakdown between January 1st and January 4th.What happened de lad
>>84577335It better this way
>>84577348The relapse started January 1st with my smackhead mate after meeting him on NYE at a nightclub in town. We seshed all day New Year's Day until he left sometime on the evening but I carried on. I don't remember much from January 2nd and 3rd. All I know is that I was in the gaff sniffing and drinking, watched a lot of porn. Made some weird calls/texts to people I know irl. January 4th I got a 3 for 100 in off my plug then crashed out after the last bag and spent the next few days in bed ill af. Had hallucinations the lot after 3 days of no sleep.
>>84577370You were chatting shit ITT little lad during that time stop lying
>>84577370Damn sounds rough de lid
>>84577370stims = grims
I remember that Venezuela happening on January 3rd when Maduro was captured. I was so coked off my nut I couldn't even post about it lmao. I just spent hours doomscrolling on X .and /pol/.
Whatever sounds right in your head little lad. Your fried little brain can't tell anymore.
>>84577423none of that is good ;_;
"HEY, WELPER, HOW'S LIFE?"I DON'T KNOW, IT'S ALRIGHTI'VE BEEN DEALIN' WITH SOME THINGS LIKE EVERY HUMAN BEINGAND REALLY DIDN'T SLEEP MUCH LAST NIGHT (LAST NIGHT)"I'M SORRY", THAT'S FINEI JUST THINK I NEED A LITTLE ME TIMEI JUST THINK I NEED A LITTLE FREE TIMELITTLE BREAK FROM THE SHOWS AND THE BUS RIDES (BUS RIDES), YEAHLAST YEAR I HAD A BREAKDOWNTHOUGHTS TELLIN' ME I'M LOST GETTIN' TOO LOUDHAD TO SEE A THERAPIST, THEN I FOUND OUTSOMETHIN' FUNNY'S GOIN' ON UP IN MY HOUSEYEAH, I STARTED THINKIN' MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE OUTYOU KNOW, PACK MY CART, TAKE A NEW ROUTECLEAN UP MY YARD, GET THE NOOSE OUTHANG UP MY HEART, LET IT AIR OUT (AIR OUT)I'VE BEEN SEARCHIN'"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, NATE?"I'VE BEEN LEARNINGGRABBIN' MY KEEPSAKES, LEAVIN' MY BURDENSWELL, I BROUGHT A FEW WITH ME, I'M NOT PERFECTLOOKIN' AT THE VIEW LIKE, THIS CONCERNS MEPICKIN' UP THE CUES, RIGHT? I'M QUITE NERVOUSHATE IT WHEN I LOSE SIGHT, LIFE GETS BLURRYAND THINGS MIGHT HURT MEIT'S PROLLY GONNA BE A LONG JOURNEY, BUT HEY (BUT HEY)IT'S WORTH IT, THOUGHCOLD WORLD OUT THERE, KIDS, GRAB YOUR COATSBEEN A MINUTE, I KNOW, NOW I'M BACK TO ROAMLOOKIN' FOR THE ANTIDOTE TO CRACK THE CODEPRETTY VIVID, I ADMIT IT, I'M IN CLASSIC MODEDON'T NEED PITY GIVEN TO ME, BUT I CAN'T CONDONETALKIN' DOWN TO ME, I'MA HAVE TO CRACK YOUR NOSE FOR CRACKIN' JOKESI'M LOOKIN' FOR THE MAP TO HOPE, YOU SEEN IT? (YOU SEEN IT?)BEEN MAKIN' A WHOLE LOT OF CHANGESWROTE A SONG ABOUT THAT, YOU SHOULD PLAY ITI GET SCARED WHEN I WALK ON THESE STAGESI LOOK AT THE CROWD AND SEE SO MANY FACES, YEAHTHAT'S WHEN I START TO GET ANXIOUSTHAT'S WHEN MY THOUGHTS CAN BE DANGEROUSTHAT'S WHEN I PUT ON MY MAKEUP AND DROWN IN SELF-HATREDFORGET WHAT I'M SAYING, ANDWHERE'D THE BEAT GO?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlJw9H0xAM
Seething really hard over my life going nowhere. I have screamed at two different AI's today.Also asked a hostile question on a Christian discord. Probably going to get banned. Hate those cunts anyway. They never talked to me when I made legitimate attempts to connect.
>>84577459Please be calm lid
>>84577318Looks nice. I'm on peasant mode for a bit, so have crappy frozen fish and beans.
>>84577474Beans sound lovely
>>84577459You're on a melty lid
>>84577461did you try and start a debate, lad?
Necking that VK nows x
>>84577493Always really ugly women in this thread
>>84577507Ehh? Samia is a Goddess x
Been pushed suicides all my lfie x
Dark forces operate here. They are pure evil x
>>84577483No. I just said some shit.
>>84577558don'r know if that's directed at me, but no.I;m not longer human.
vibe coded a userscript. now any time one of yous utters 'oh my days', it wordfilters to 'hot tamale!'
Kate Middleton in the Vatican right now meeting with the Pope. Plotting my downfall xAll the fucking catholics are in on it x
>>84577583Lets hope they disappear you it would be lush x
Protestant Christianity is in decline x
>>84577603are you a Christian old bean
I was christened as a protestant in a local church yet all my local churches are either Catholic or full of Africans now. The Church of England has been taken over by anti-Whites. It's over x
>>84577617Yet you do nothing about it. You're a weak pathetic rat.
White protestants used to rule the world now look at us. Everyone worked against us. Catholics, Muslims and Jews are excelling. We're losers now.
>>84577632the fuck have Catholics got going for them? rape scandals, and a Pope who cucks out?
>>84577632And what are you doing about it? Sat in your boxroom?>
>>84577638What can I do? I'm just a lowly NEET spacker. Give me Homelander powers and see what happens then x
My fav president was Tricky Dick Nixon, because Tricky Dick Nixon is fun to say.
>>84577652Are you imagining things again? Sad little man
>>84577652You could save the world lid. Welper army is waiting
I want you all to know you will all pay for your sick posts and your hateful memes.ESPECIALLY THE MEMES!
>Give me Homelander powers NOBODY DO IT
>>84577689I know de lid. I was born during this era for a reason.
>>84577691i think i shooped you into a dungeon once, like those old choose-your-own-adventure books.i'm sorry.
Alright everyone pipes downs x
This one's for the losers xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKiF-UMnB9A
how do i get a clover name?
On me last wokkle xGot three cans left xMight as well neck em x
every board should have an oekaki option.
>>84577767You need a 4chan pass. It an elite club x
Thinking bout that warage x
>>84577773Have you paid sandra back yet for your 2nd pass of the year sean?
>>84577776Will you fuck off the bed already. Do you stay online just to reply to all my posts? Starting to think you're a bot some smart cunt has set up to automatically reply to all my posts.
What the fuck? Who is this guy?
Fucking freak just deleted his posts. He's been up all night replying to my posts. Creepy x
>>84577691Absolutely based. We are so back. Never forgive, never forget.
You reported them and the jannies deleted them sad act
everyone calm down, seething means the trollers win.real Helper, turn on your Pass badge. it's like some mad Star Trek episode where we have to figure out who's real and who's not.
Bending sean over and bumming him until his bum bleeds x
Another night talking to yourself is it now king?
>>84577799Based x>>84577803Twolls just deleted their posts after I called it out for being a bot lmao. Knew it x
>>84577818You're a delusion little rat
fingers on lips
You still think it is one guy little lad. You're a pathetic smooth brain.
>>84577837Yeah, you're probably in a discord organizing your posts like a bunch of faggots lmao. Yet I'm still here. You failed x
Spaffington then bed for me lids
Britfeel revolves around me now.This is my fucking general.
>>84577845>>84577854Is that another one of your coping mechanisms? You are a joke hahahahahaha
>>84577858Helper runs these threads. You just nip at his heels.
h..h..helper r...r..runs t..t.this pppplacewhere from?h..h...his b...b...boxroomhahahahahahahah
You fill out captchas just to reply to my posts lmao.Non-pass mongs x
>Having a pass meaning I have a better life than youhahahahahahahahah the mind of a child
Alright that's enough feeding the twolls for tonight. Keeping to my own lane nows xI'm better than all of you x
Living a better life from your spacker boxroom?
quiet you lot
You can't afford a 4chan pass. I can xFill out another captcha you mong x
Might use taxpayer's money to go warage tonight for more wooze. Might not. I decide what happens x
>>84577908what have you decided?
Triangle bros know the fucking scores x
>>84577908Do it me lad. You never asked to be born x
>>84577914Whatever I fucking want. I might decide nothing. Either way you'll be here to read it.
>>84577921I'll do whatever the fuck I want and you'll be here to read about it. I post you read and react xIt the natural order x
Bit of Britneys xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
Might go warage and get on the wodka xMight get the wags in x
My worldMy everythingMy storylinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8
Finishing off them cans now.Fuck me they taste like shit but has to be done x
At least getting drunk in the house I don't have to deal with dickheads. As bad as britfeel twolls are, I'd still rather deal with you cunts than the arseholes in town.A good example of what Sunderland is like on a Friday/Saturday night:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc7z4SawTQk
>>84577941>Might get the wags in xdon't do it. it's what they want.
>>84577983Don't worry lid, I was just joking. I know there's one freak here who keeps encouraging me to get on the packet. I was giving the cunt false hope lmfao. Nice piccy wiccy x
Looks like the guy who keeps telling me to kill myself has gone to bed or been banned. I swear down I'm starting to think it's a bot. It was responding to all my posts within a minute yesterday. Like it has to be on britfeel 24/7 just waiting for me to post. My drunken anti-Israel rants in the past probably put me on some list for targeted harassment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWtLf4-WWs
genuine photograph of Park Lane Interchange on a Friday night.
>>84578010he said some personal details which i personally think is crossing a line (i like obeying rules) and perhaps the 4chan police finally had their reason to book him.
>>84578018Kek that's unironically what it's like. Outside Ttonic and along Vine Place is even worse. I've seen people get their heads stamped on there. Lots of drug deals taking place in the open. Police don't give a fuck. Proper Weimar shit.
>>84578023He responded to every single post I made yesterday telling me to kill myself. Every single one. The freak must be here 24/7 watching out my posts. It probably refreshes my Facebook page all the time incase I upload a new profile pic. Last time I put a new profile pic up it was posted on britfeel within 24 hour so I know it's stalking me on there. Creepy af x
Yep. Suicide encouragement mong has definitely gone to sleep or been banned. He would have responded to tell me to kill myself by now.
>>84578036not right they bring your family into it. i have my disagreements with your positions but there is a line.some people just have no standards for themselves. thing is, we could all do that. instead, we choose to live comfortably together x
>>84578058Unless three unique posters all went to bed or got banned at the same time it proves it's one nutter behind all the posts. Otherwise one of them would still be here now. It really is just one nutjob pretending to be multiple posters. When I posted about that Subway yesterday I got 5 responses telling me to kill myself and calling me a nonce. There's no way that's 5 different posters.
Necking these last two cans x
>>84578083could be Discord trollers. people get their kicks in some strange ways.the seether who picks a target every day (i think be has a /britfeel/ dartboard in his boxroom) seems to have at least one accomplice. or maybe it's all bots/scripts. waste of passion. waste of creativity.
What a lonely echo chamber hahahahahaha
>>84578109>could be Discord trollers. people get their kicks in some strange ways.I've had this theory for a while there's a secret discord aimed at harassing me. Probably led by that mentally ill freak footmong. I think think mutliple forces are at work here. Shame they can't just let us post in peace.
Notice how all the twolls seem to disappear at night? Probably don't get paid to shitpost during these late hours.
We all chained to that Rhythm xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug
Everybody is just following the script.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women are merely players x
I say too much, the thread gets nuked.Let's just say there's a poster here who is special. Watch the Truman Show. Not saying anymore x
You have inspired millions lid. You're the star x
>he's becoming too aware. cut the gangstalking by 50%.
SAY SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT, YOU'RE ON TELEVISION!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_zYn-HHcyA
In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! x
Finished off me wooze garn neck these wustlers then crashing out xFuck the warage x
If I'm being honest, I was never gonna go to the warage but it was fun to make the twolls think I was gonna go off the rails x
It movie clip times xStarting with this classic xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM
>>84578285did he make the right decision, /britfeel/? ;__;
On me 2nd wustlers now xNecking them like Rexy necks that goatingtons in Jurassic Park x
sun is coming up. not a fan.
>>84578371I think so. Truman was a slave. Then again he might have been a wagie in the real world. Makes ya think in a real life Truman Show is it optimal for Truman to be a wagie or a NEET. I lean towards wagie.
Maybe it's powers trying to come back on xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_i5TKdmhs
Where's the goat x
>>84578399could have lived his comfy quasi-NEET life in the setting, though. i know he had a pretend job but it was all nice.he can leave. but he can never go back.
Turn the light off x
>>84578425And let's lot forget he had a Truman Show sponsored gf/wife as well. Lucky bastard x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGVF_4QeWLMhe can't say that, surely
Necking this last wustlers then garn beddingtons xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nz8YrCC9X8
Garn beddingtons nows. I'm snackered.Good night to all the sound lids. You know who you are x
>page sixbuh-bye breadington x
>>84578083>>84578176I've been saying this for years now lad. It's one exceptionally sad shut in, he uses 2 devices and plays multiple characters/personas on britfeel. His life is grim and his only escape is playing pretend on 4chan boards and lashing out at other lads. He thinks he can control us, that he's doing a mind job on us. Nah, he's just a lonely, shut in, angry online fantasist.
do you ever wounder what life was like for stone age brittons?
>>84578812nah, i can just go to Salford and experience it first-hand.
>>84578833>Salford35 years in this country and that the first time ive ever heard of that place. ive never been more north than coventry
Imitation truly is the most sincere form of flatteryIs it notX
>>84578868You're missing out pal. The Narf is so much quieter than The Sarf. Better landscapes, more diversity between cities and not the DEI kind. It's like pakis have some sort of invisible Hadrian's wall past Bradford. People are nicer as well.
ruh-rohrumbled!
tricky Wordle, that.
>>84578995Got it in 4. Lucky I started with the right first letter.
postie in four hours ish.
>cuckGPT starting to mention gremlins again on its ownLmfaoo
>>84579138turn memory off.
>>84579103Youve made me want to browse amazon now :/
>Eleven foreign "far-right agitators"" have been blocked from entering the country to attend a rally organised by anti-Islam activist Tommy Robinson, the government has said.I thought we had free speech in Britain?
>Breeding prospect sending me the proof selfie onna train just nowHeading out within less than 2 here now arnt iProper good thisX
>>84579231um ackshyually we have freedom of expression.and it protects journalists against the state, doesn't mean you can just do anything ever. i can't publish bomb-making instructions.
by Jove it is nippy today.
>>84579264desu I know it's all a load of bollocks and they just make it up as they go but still
>>84579264>>84579275>i can't publish bomb-making instructions.You can publish it. Just don't get caught
>>84579275true. don't get me wrong it is grim. they'll always be selective about what gets heard (and it's not like i often hear anyone defending Islamists/Sharia tbqh).but on the glass half full side of.the water, we have the internet. some proper nutters on here saying all sorts, and their voices are being heard x
>>84579279might get on that if i end up in prison for something else, Fanny Hill style.
>>84579296Then why did starmer say this?: >UK Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has consistently defended Britain's free speech record, stating that "free speech is one of the founding values of the United Kingdom" and that the country has had it for a "very, very long time."
>>84579307some animals are more equal than others.
why doesn't water fall into space?
>>84579452Gravity innit de lad
Shall be heading out now meDo wish me luck laddingtons, for i shall require itX
Poor Sean having a midnight melty all by himself kek what a sad little man he is
>>84579558Morning seethemong x
>>84579519why would the gravity not always go down? the Earth spins, we are so fucked
Have to pick up my sprog in an hour but still hungover af
toilberg keeps cunting around with everyones wagespeople are starting to loose their shit I started back at the beginning of april and i havent had one pay slip be correct since thenWe work 39 hours a week, its logged to the fucking second but somehow the big brain management paid us 37 hours this week,They dont want to pay overtime (but want us to work overtime) so we get the time off the next week , THEN the cunts dont pay you because "you where off on monday anon"Every fucking friday morning for the past 2 months has been checking payslips, checking banking apps, calendar etc in a frustrated and confused state at 6am, and all while this cunt of a manger is all happy and trying to act laid back about it all >"dont worry it will be sorted" and its never fucking fixed, one lad is already going part time as hes sick of it all, im thinking the same, 5 of us attempting the job of 10 and cant even get fucking paid correctly without this shitshow of that cunt showing us the sign in system and being like "LOOK it all adds up sure!" then pointing out the glaring mistakes and its "OOOOOHH RIGHT sorry anon! haha i didnt see that!" Go and fuck your selves, i hope the place goes under
>Starmer vows to block "far-right" from London marchFor thee and not for me.
Off out with the lass today lids what are you up to x
>>84579660Hope we get new shippy pics
freaking out over how brittle my bones are. my fingers feel like they'd break from fuck all.
>>84579695Sat in my room like every other day x
>>84579695will be watching the protestshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKTut5XS70
>Keir Starmer let Jimmy Savile off the hook>King Charles was close friends with Jimmy Savile>Margaret Thatcher gave Jimmy Savile a knighthoodAnd people wonder why I don't want to contribute to this system
>>84579781Could do a Tommeh rally drinking game. Take a shot every time you see an Israel flag.
eva6 arse worms so get in there
>>84579840I don't drink alcohol and i don't have any lemonade in :(
>>84579862>don't drink alcoholAre you white?
Think I'm not in a good way with my health de lads. Stomach aches, always constipated, everything I eat makes me feel bloated. Got a blood test and got to send some of me fudge off for examination next week too.
>>84579660Starmer thinks everyone who was upset about Southport is far right
>>84579898Yes, I take antipsychotics, they don't mix well, so i abstain.
>>84579906Gall bladder is fucked lad, on the table and i'll whip it out for you, no charge.
>>84579633threaten a group legal action
Fuck me i miss opium, last had some in in 1995, still wondering where i lost that last large flake :/
>>84579613Morning meltymong, you know I don't get up that early. Consider this my first post of the day, and it is just for you x
>>84579962did heroin just replace it? like how you used to hear about angel dust and that, now everyone just takes ketamine.knew a lad who grew poppies and brewed tea with the seeds, sounded 2complex4me.
Mornin' de lads mornin' x
Good morning de lats and good morning de lats and good morning de lats and good morning de lats
>>84579990Wonder if SSM is going on the UK march
Morning lids. Just had a shower now having me first wuppa of the day. Garn head off out soon on me scooter to meet my mate then garn watch that FA Cup final. Feels good to not wake up to a ban for once.
>>84579998Hopefully you fall off that scooter de lid and hurt yourself x
>>84579998No one needs your updates smelly mong
Helper here to kill the vibe as usual x
>>84579993I doubt it but it is something that would be funny as fuck if he did go and went live
>>84579990Alright rothermong
>FA Cup final this afternoon>Eurovision final tonight>not even that wungoverIt LUSH x
>>84579986No, i smoked weed for a while, i knew it was just too good and i could have smoked opium until i OD'd quite happily.
>>84580020>>84580002Seething again seethemong?
>>84580033No one cares tuna melt
>>84580020Not rotheranon
>>84580036Just about to smoke some myself now...
>>84580033Bag tonight Sean lad? It Waturday x
>>84580033Off out noncing with kev soon?
>>84579695Fuck all probably festering watching telly
Fink we should have a Unite the Kingdom edish next fred maker
>>84580055No thanks I am no unionist.
>>84580050That is only if he has been a good boy all week
>>84580043Weed is for poof mate, give it up.
It's a skyrim kinda day for me
>>84580070>No thanks I am no unionistOk big man
hate AI, me.
Been on a 1200kcal daily diet for 30 days now de lids. Just weighed myself and I started at 77kg and now the scales say 72.5kg. Absolutely mad how quick it's fallen off me. Going down to 65kg minimum so that I can get a visible jawline. I'm hoping it helps me with dating.
>TOMMY MARCH LIVE STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmWajpByApg>TOMMY MARCH LIVE STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmWajpByApg
Spastic famberg living up to their name again>dog barking like a mad cunt because everyone just stares at phones>throw dog out the front, back to phone slop>hear gate >"is the dog outside?">uh yeah uhh what?>walk downstairs >Spastic cunt of a postman let the dog out (mostly this wankers fault but thats not the point) >cue freak out and tears >everyone runs out franticly looking for pup>dog is found >Loose the fucking rag with my family as this is getting more and more frequent >try to speak>cut off every single time>"shut up anon">"ITS YOUR FAULT ANON YOU HEARD THE GATE AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING">"right anon, i dont want to hear it">"right go away anon" >IF YOU LET THE FUCKING DOG OUT PLEASE STAND AND WATCH HER AS THIS HAS HAPPENED MORE TIMES IN THE LAST FUCKING MONTH THAN ITS EVER HAPPENED IN THE PAST 12+ FUCKING YEARS They dont listen of course, they never listen, the pup is going to end up flattened and im going to fucking go though them for a short cut i swear to fuck Always the dismissive "right yep yeah, go away anon yeah, whatever, back to chain smoking and sleeping all day, dont want to hear it anon" Spastics of the highest degree Tldr: family appear to be loosing brain cells at an alarming rate
>>84580193Rabbi Nobinson
>>84580193Where's the Palestine live stream
>>84580033Hearts vs Celtic title decider on soonget it on de lid
>>84580213Corr forgot about that one. Too much happening todays. Just finished me wuppa and heading off out now de lid.
>>84580213>>84580223Talking to yourself again pal?
I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!1https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1d2qe73ly7o(Eurovision)R Tommeh riots,FA Cup Final riotsEurovision homo riotsWhat a day.
Big day for nappy wearing mongs x
>>84580234big day for unemployed activities , all the dossers have a sense of purpose for 5 minutes and they go fuckin mental
seethemong too scared to leave his boxroom x
>>84580234Were you being mean or were you trying to chat me up to get in my boxers?
Little slayer before the cinema in a bit. I'm off to watch Michael.
>>84580270Do you wear a nappy as well lad? That is about right for this place
>lidl doing a battery powered strimmer for 14 quid>sounds like a good deal >*not included, Battery, Charger, Cable*>no batteries for sale>no chargers for sale>mfwJust gonna go for a 30 quid one from b&q
>>84580277What the fuck kek that is stupid
>>84580198maybe let it out the back instead eh
>>84580275No, I did have seaweed packet into a wound in my arse once, that was the closest since i was a baby, couldn't feel my arsehole properly from nerve damage for a while. Pilonoidal abcess (DO NOT LOOK UP PICTURES, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
Need a new thread ASAP de lods.
Can't get any better than a P&O cruise x
New edition thanks lads>>84580329
