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When I came home, I told her, "hey differeenet name" as a jokee to seee how she would react, and she starts questioning me, "who is name", over and over and over, I triede to say It's a sonic character that remeindede mee of her eand shee esaid, "weeird, because I'm nothing like her", afteer she was getting more eand more eangry, deemeanding to see my account, I told heere no, not beceausee I am doing anything bad, but beeceause she ewas ovveerreeeaecting, she cursed me eout for this and callede mee a worthleses manwhore and apologized like an hour ago but I'm still sad over it
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One time I had a boyfriend, he's my ex now, and I almost broke up with him after him and his friends prank called me because his friends didn't believe he had a girlfriend
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>>84578148
>ywn have a bpd girlfriend who would go psycho at a mere hint of you being involved with another woman
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>>84578269
He cheated and this is him making up an elaborate story (repeated here because he's a retard who thinks it gives him more credibility to xD OMG LOL instead of just verify he was lying and this is him attempting to "solidify" his lie. Liars always do this shit. Some long winded tale when it's simple. He cheated talking and being with some other girl and he said her name to the girlfriend then gaslit her it's her bpd and her fault she reacted this way
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>>84578148
Fix your E key dude, my laptop had the same issue of randomly typing a character for no reason. D in my case.
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>>84578534
Ah yes, very common human female names like *checks list* Sticks the Badger and Sally Acorn.
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>>84578148
Assuka uoh
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>>84578534
Yeah haha... I would never do that with you, nona. What's your favorite music genre? I like metal and various historical songs.
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>>84578148
>I pranked my BPD girlfriend
why on Earth would you do that? That's such a terrible idea anon, BPD women are hard enough to manage even when you don't do that stuff.
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>>84578648
Here that attempt to complicate the narrative hoping to avoid accountability
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>>84578658
He didnt. Just a story he made up because he's cheating on her and got caught. Retard think writing it here give it substance when it only points out his infidelity
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>>84578148
bro...

i did the exact same thing to my first ex and she was livid

i was thinking the same thing as you - a joke

and maybe shed laugh about it

nah... man

a majority of girls do NOT have a sense of humor

they are fragile

and everything you do is considered cheating on them

you can be nice to your girls best friend, and shell take that the wrong way and fuck MANY guys behind your back as revenge
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>>84578679
Samefagging OMG SAME TWIN won't help your lies op
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>>84578681
huh

im not op
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>>84578684
Sure your not and it's your first time on 4chan.
What's great is if she does have BPD then she will smell your shit and work her way through your lies easily.
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>>84578697
the hell are you talking about

i swear to god some many girls cant take a joke

no wonder theyre so boring to talk to

its like walking on egg shells with them
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>>84578148
next time you decide to pull a little stinker like that, here's a tip: always double down until she realizes she's being ridiculous and stops
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>>84578148
Where is that picture from? Asuka is eating Crunchips there, which are German chips. This is a detail i've never noticed before.
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>>84578148
fuck her into submission
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>>84578717
You cheating on her. Not a joke. Just your infidelity.
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>>84578796
That's what he did. Cheated on her and then when caught made up some long winded story and gaslit her it's her bpd
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>>84578929
well he did something wrong if she's still went raging bitch mode. OP are you still here?
I don't care what bullshit she said to you to 'make up' go right now and hit her over the head with a candelabra and convince her a ghost did it. don't let her end the day until she gives you a VERBOSE and GENUINE apology
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>>84578954
No, she sees through his bullshit and this was the thing that now flipped the switch. She only hates him now, wants nothing to do with him and is ghosting him. He will see himself blocked on everything soon enough
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>>84578966
candelabra. trust me I've been doing this a long time
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>>84578975
No, he's broken up with and ghosted. She won't stick around with infidelity and knows when she smells his shit lies
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>>84578979
I wouldn't go that far based on the context.
she just needs a little attention and then it's straight back into master's arms. I'm just saying, make her earn it and teach her a lesson about starting trashy shit for christ's sake
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>>84579014
No, it take a single little thing and this fuck up of his with his infidelity is huge. He's going to be ghosted for sure
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>>84578148
>ovveerreeeaecting
were you fighting her off while making this post or are you just drunk rn
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>>84579075
are you trying to convince me, or are you trying to convince yourself?
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>>84579118
Why convince you? You just same fag to support your op post
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>>84578534
you forgot to close your parenthesis
YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE YOUR PARENTHESIS
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Why do you all mistreat your bpdarlings...
Once I find mine I will be the goodest boy for her, I'll give her all passwords to all my accounts, tell her she's beautiful and I love her every day, let her join me in all activities, If she's still unsure of my fidelity I'll let her put a chastity cage on me if she's into that <3
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Kek bpd nonna seething.
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>>84579451
I would have if I could trust her.
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thanks for all your help guys. i think i know where this is headed. it was really fun and i learned a lot. youll always mean a lot to me and ill appreciate all the good times. bye.
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>>84579281
i never get to do what i want.
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>>84578831
Shes flat
How is this not original?
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>>84579649
You are not who didn't close the parentheses.

Which means you are most likely the anon op who cheated on her and got caught
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>>84579683
tell me how you know that about me.
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>>84579710
Sorry can't do that bud
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>>84580071
then youre not my buddy are you.
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>>84580086
Not really my choice, plus I would never be a buddy with a cheater



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