Wembley Edition
SeasideShitty x
>>84580329Not a picture of a pilonoidal abcess, you have one job.
>>84580338I didn't see any suggestions, sorry :/
Cheese and ham toastie on the go in my new toastie maker cannot wait
>>84580346It's ok lad, i was being unfair to you. Thank you for baking.
Corrrrrr! Luvvvverly little delivery today. Another addition to my Godard collection and I now have all of Lee Chang-dong's films. It lush.
>>84580371criterion edition of ace ventura when?
The legend of you getting a job: a link to the payslip
Ocarina of Overtime
>>84580396Never I'd say. Shout! Put it out in 4K in USA and Arrow put it out on regular Blu-ray in the UK. They might do a 4K version eventually, they did The Mask last year.
Me mam just semi retired from primary school teaching. She used to love the job but she says the behaviour just got too bad. 11 year old boys throwing paint at everyone in an art less then trying to kick down the doors when they were sent out. Just laughing when told off and parents called in but they do not care. Constant disruption. Implementation of a rigorous behaviour plan then some mong says they are being too harsh and they stop it and it all goes to shit again. So many parents on benefits and do nothing except smoke weed and play vidya. Absolute losers. Mam says no idea what will happen to them. They got to secondary and continue like this and will never be able to work they are so awful, entitled and retarded.How do we fix this shit?
>>84580433Good social media post this to wind people up. To be honest though, there's always been kids like this. It's nothing new. The bigger issue is attention span/smartphone brain in secondary school. I was in primary school 20 years ago and I was a little shit, regularly wrecking the place and starting fights, but I mellowed out in secondary school and did well.
>>845804331. Bring back caning and the birch.2. Cut all benefits after 3 months. You are on your own. If you get fired for being a lazy mong at work then no benefits for a year. Take your kids into care if you cannot fucking afford to take of them you fucking retard.
Nonce hunters live
>>84580371Do you have "Jamon Jamon!" i got forced to go watch that in the cinema with two girls, I had a raging erection during most of it, very annoying.
>>84580454Kek he looks like he is shitting it the wrongun
>>84580455Yeah, I have the old DVD. Fuck me how old are you, lid? I don't blame you, 1992 Penelope Cruz? Kinnell.
>>84580464idk 18,19 i was back then, maybe 20. I'm old enough to barely remember most of those years, one of the girls spoke Spanish the other was Tibetan and i wished i'd fucked them both :(
>>84580454he's just said his girlfriends in on it n'all
Fuck me DIablo 4 shader generation is taking longer to do than it took to d/l lmao.
If you are a male teacher in a primary school you are a paedophile. Simple as.
His grans come out to spark out the nonce hunters
>>84580464Must have been in 91 before the demolition.https://cinematreasures.org/theaters/41623
>>84580456Indeed. Most of my teachers were fucking psychopaths who seemed to revel in dishing out punishments. The worst ones being the female teachers, of course. It's completely unnatural for kids to be locked up inside staring at a whiteboard while some hag barks orders at them. Kids are naturally inquisitive, in a sane world they should be learning about the world by going outside and experiencing things hands on. Schools are nothing more than places to break the true character of kids and turn them into obedient wage slaves.
>>84580489They're all wronguns. Just look at the Preston Davey murder case that is in court at the moment. He was adopted by a gay head of year at a high school in Blackpool who went on to anally and orally rape him to death.
>>84580480Get in Diablo 2 instead. Haven't even bothered with the new Diablo 4 expansion.
>>84580502>...the true character of kidsLmao, they are little shits until truth and honestly is beaten into 90% of them.
Lots of wrong'uns and convicted criminals in that livestream
>>84580514ThisThe ones who act out and think they are somehow better are always the biggest spastics
Why don't you just torrent instead of buying the DVDs?
They always catch them wearing the most noncey shit. Crocs and socks this time
>>84580526He's clearly a bit simple. Just like most of the lads who end up on these streams.
The nightly violent dreams where I have to kill people to survive, still happen.It's not as cool as it sounds, I feel like I've killed hundreds of people in my dreams over the last 4 months. Why are they happening? 100mgof sertraline daily for the last 4 months.My own fault. I'll add it to the list, but good to know it's not just because the hatred I feel for myself daily has started to effect my dreams. It's just the meds, phew, till the dreams don't stop even when I'm off the pills (happened with tinnitus after taking prozac for 3 months, it became permanent. Yes only myself to blame on this).
>>84580337Shitsmell mark
Karl Skidmarx
What is actually going to happen to all the bennies mongs if Reform gets in and cuts all their bennies? Are they just going to be homeless? I think at a certain point some people are so lazy and proud they would rather sleep on the streets and look through bins for food than work and follow orders from a boss.
>>84580522not dvd anon,Where would one happen to torrent things these days?Back in the day i would torrent everythingDo you need a vpn now? tor? will i get letters to the door or is all that wollox?
>>84580514The truth and honesty of some paedophile libtard faggot telling kids how to use dildos in "PSHE" LOL stfu clown
>wypipo bad>gay sex good>obey government>pay taxes12 years of education in a UK school
>>84580561It's all going to be fucked.Current bennies update, only helped those on normal UC and those on PIP, people on LCRWA who have some issues stopping them doing certain jobs, had it stay the same, but new people on LCRWA have a reduction. Basically told, ah just go do better.
>>84580567But how will kids know how to use the dildos correctly if they are not taught? t. The professor of dildology at the university of Sunderland.
>moustache man bad>british empire bad>Nelson Mandela good Summation of average A Level History class with most of the class going on to Russell Group and above
>>84580579> LCRWAProblem is that a lot of people in this country sort of do have a limited capability for work in that they have developed such horrendous personalities it is pretty hard for them to be employable. Lazy. Proud. Entitled. Depressed. Hedonistic. Obese. Willfully ignorant. Cannot follow orders or take criticism (big one).
>>84580592Our parents had the same except British Empire - sort of good/complicated. Last 10 years the establishment just decided the Empire is equivalent to the third reich.
>>84580561>What is actually going to happen to all the bennies mongs they are going to piss and shid them selves and will either>get a job>become homeless>work for bennies Kek not looking good for you lazy cunts
there's a black guy at the park
>>84580593> this countrySorry aren't you that paedophile who fled the country to Thailand?
>>84580593No, that's the bog standard UC dossers. For people with those kind of issues, it's just standard UC. They just class it as limited work capabilities, they had me on that, but then my MS got slightly worse, so now I'm on LCRWA, not disabledy enough for PIP yet as I can walk short journeys without aides.
>>84580566I just type it into google every time
>>84580600I dont wanna make excuses for them. Lots of them are lazy but it goes deeper than that. Because they never worked hard at school, they have developed quite profound incompetence. They find it hard to tell the time or spell properly or stay on task or not shout and stamp their feet if things do not go their way. They never developed beyond a toddler. Really pathetic tbqh but they were failed by their parents and the culture and large who never held them to account.
>>84580614Do not a lot of people just pretend to be depressed and mentally ill and get on LCRWA? Apparently it is insanely easy.
>>84580621You are literally a child molester
Cut bennies and there will be an explosion of petty crime. People will steal from shops like mad. Petty crime is already effectively legal with the police doing fuck all about it. My brother used to shop lift as a teen and he said it was insanely easy once you have done it once and got over the inhibition. Security does fuck all because they fear getting hurt of being arrested for hurting the thief (county is fucked tbqh).
>>84580627I think they do, yes. It's probably only a struggle for honest people. I'm not saying I'm an honest person, but I do struggle with lying when it benefits myself.
>LiKe tUrKeYs vOtInG fOR cHrIsTmAs
>>84580633This is reason for benefits. Fuck all to do with compassion. It is to stop the mongs the will not work going on the rob and to pacify them. I wonder if legalising and the even pushing cannabis use might well reduce crime by mellowing and monging out the mongs and making them passive and lazy.
The scum I grew up with made me long for a day when Britain gets harder to live in. Colder and harder. When there is less compassion and punching down is seen as a good thing. No bennies, even more mental elf or disabilities. People like that need to rely on eternal communities and charities.
We need a massive war in which lots of people have to be drafted and sent to the front tbqh.
>>84580621i know an entire family like this and its so hard to hold back at times as they fuck around in their own little world oblivious to anything Never get anything done despite having all the time in the world, nothing is ever good enough for their high standards except when its "Do it as quick as humanly possible" so we can all moan about it not being right I forget sometimes and offer some basic logical common sense and just get all sorts of death stares I know im right because they all start getting very aggressive
>>84580672You straight to the front Paul. Most people would agree since you're a paedophile.
>>84580672Kidnap gimmiegrants and use them as cannon fodder
>>84580675Mind your own business maybe?
Welp I'm not going to stop killing in dayz, so my dreams are just going to have to stop.Gonna have a spazzy dance, then load up for the day.Let's fucken go!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55_9o8LoWiw
Imagine you're a proper adult with a family getting "basic logical common sense" from a little britfeel paedo incel Lol
>>84580592HHL had a moustache
>>84580704exactly like that lad yesIgnorant stupid responses, they are all arguing about who is right (they are all wrong as its some very simple fact that is very easy to look up or just know because you aren't a spastic) and just get some condescending answer
>>84580708life long bennies mongs lad
>>84580708Are you the paedo? Seems like you're giving out basic logical common sense.
1. Britain working again. No fucking bennies unless you literally no fucking legs or arms. 2. Caning back in schools plus fining parents for shit behaviour of kids. No woke nonsense. 3. National service
>>84580734Elect this man
The next Iot wiII be better
>>84580740He doesn't even live in Britain. He is a paedophile beast who ran off to "teach English" in Thailand. We all know what that means.
>>84580709Moustached BEAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCFbxTc_8h4
>>84580748Hahahahah imagine electing paedophile politicians that would be insa Oh wait.
Same system, same problems.Just sayin.
Absolutely fed up of getting smashed in the head with this sledgehammer, might have to swap it for a claw hammer, in fact, I'll give myself a choice of a couple of hammers, maybe a lump hammer and rock hammer. Yeah, it will still be bad, but not as bad.
>>84580765its almost as if these people are just saying what people want to hear so they can make a shit load of money while saying "yeah i know we promised to deport millions but you see laws and shit so infact we are just letting more in!" Cue the outrage from the mongs and then someone else will start promising the world and every one rallys behind them to take part in the exact same shit as last timeNothing will change, it would be great if it did but we are about 15+ years too late Fucking useless
>>84580785>15+ years too lateNo, our problems (we have many that can be rotated to keep people fearful) started a long time before that. This has been a long road, and we (our ancestors included) have been manipulated for centuries. What's the saying about a frog in a pan of water that is slowly getting hotter? We've gone through that, and we're almost at boiling stage, and just being thrown in (as individuals, society is the frog in the pot).
>>84580709Remind us all again how you're not obsessed and infatuated and why you think about HHL from posts that have got nothing to do with him as a subject?
>even Scottish football is rigged
>>84580567>t. acting out spastic
>>84580821NOTHING EVER HAPPENSnot lush
>>84580709Moustache man good x
>>84580709Not much of a mustache.
Neck so long he's been chosen as the first astronaut to Mars. He's already there.
>>84580897quality banter
Bending sean over and going balls deep inside his bussy as sandra fondles my hairy bollocks
>>84580866Post your moustache then, big man
HHL is out and about enjoying life, unlike you.
Neck so long he still hasn't digested his mum's tit milk.
>>84580932And what are you doing lid?
*leaves a 2p coin on the coffee table* britfeel is full of good lads, noboy would steal it
>>84580922Don't have one because I'm not a homosexual.
BREAKING NEWSI have done the research and have comprehensive proof that Helper is not a paedophile. Will share more later. I'm just compiling the evidence.
>>84580948*swaps it for a 5p*
He's not a paedophile he just likes watching THAT video x
>>84580932I'm an autist, i rarely leave the safety of my boxroom
>boxroomStop using words you copy from britfeel you wouldn't have used of your own accord
>>84581005there are peados in here just not him
>>84581040Oh for sure lollers likes little girls
Here fishy fishy
Anyone updates on Greggs asmr lass? Is she still fucking that paki?
Half a pack of hobnobs for breakfast, fish chips and beans for tea.Not sure what I have for breakfast tomorrow (nothing suitable, and skint), but tea will be fishfingers chips and beans.Monday the same, but fish chips and beans.Tuesday tea at sister's.Wednesday ???.
Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile #7Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.17j7na.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/The Cross.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/1503546136_1503523206361.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1503546136_1503523206361.jpg/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/gimmicksmodi.pnghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/disgusted-face-640x425.jpg>lord lucanmw89520.jpgLord-Lucan.jpgOHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpgnotable postshttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732The most worrying post is this onehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 28th birthday. Crisis avertedAnyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other wayAnyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girlAnd this one is concerning, it's just the one wordhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go>probably
>>84581047You are going to look very foolish soon. But you already know you are lying, you just weren't expecting anyone to expose it.
>>84581066Hey but at least you aren't obsessed by these posters that no longer post.
>>84581047Why is he talking about watching a child suck off a bloke?
Shippy hasn't posted in about 8 months.
>>84581068Getting emotional again mate?
Whenever you hear Labour mention "working class people" they mean people who live on benefits. Additionally the term is entirely neutral to whether or not those people are actually British.
>>84581085Who is shippy? I am a newfag
Prattle prattle prattleThe sound of obession mong's death rattle.He's a dumb as cattleThe anons cackleAnd all he doesIs prattle prattle prattle
Monged out to the point of creating new nursery rhyme
I have the best life!NO I have the best life!2 screaming faggotsJust decide who'll be the wife
Bending over sean and inserting my uncircumcised shaft into his twinky arsehole
>>84581109You can't help but think of children.Not a poem, it has to involve children.
>>84581121Why are you mentioning kids again mate?
>>84581106bobbin was sick and gregg just let her die
>>84581117He riddled with haemorrhoids from years of beige buffets
The thread is moving so fastI fear some anons may have crashedBut this obsessed mongIs living in the pat.
Another one lmao
>>84581147You could have also brought up the typo.I thought you'd be a fan of low hanging fruit.
>>84581156Hmmm I wonder why you'd do that, nice try ;)
>>84581058Sadly I think so lid
Weakest bait imaginable kek
why is /britfeel/ obsessed with killing cats?
>>84581106>MoniAgain QRD?
Another binge sesh https://youtu.be/SFOX6mr0B_0
>>84581005I found it lads. I watched THAT video. And it does not contain CP.I'm putting together a *careful* image along with other evidence for people to review.
>>84581160No it was a genuine typo, not a gotcha. I meant to say past.
>>84581224Nice try lad better luck next time
>>84581227I knew this would happen, this exact way.
>>84581203This one is interesting an anon posted something similar the other day, was it you lol?https://youtu.be/tCrfrQ9CnUg
Ok whatever you say lad ;)
I new he'd say that without (You)ing me.
Burnham: "We need to renationalise water, energy and housing."To what extent are they not already? The government controls what they can charge, to whom, when, under what circumstances, how much relevant infrastructure they can/can't build, how much housing must be sold at cost to the government, the taxes on the marginal incomes, the subsidies that propel specific investments into reality, who is exempt from paying what fees, what resources can be extracted/exploited to fuel the industries etc. etc.They're already state fiefs, regardless of the presence of nominally private shareholders in the mix.
>>84581248I'm going to call myself a mongboy for this, as it was another genuine typo.Being honest, I'm unsure as to what the other anon will do on this one.
I think that is enough now lad, for me it is anyway
Fuck burnham and fuck labour x
*past you on the back*
Reckon AB is out there somewhere.
Why're we uniting the kingdom with a forren flag from the middle east? Is this some 77th psyop?
>>84581330They are separated from the palestine mongs so I guess they're trying to troll them/police.
Back homes and watching that FA Cup final now. Gutted for Hearts like, watched the game at my mates house. Football can be a cruel game.
>>84581338lets hope for a relapse on the wrugs tonight x
>>84581335Just doesn't sit right with me that's all, weird
>>84581330Israeli shill thats what they are
Missed out on the York edition. Gutted. Was going to recommend me favourite pub - The Swan.
>>84581356We can remake the york one just for you. How'd you miss it though, the threads are dead recently x
>>84581106Why would he kill a cat WOW
>>84581361Vidya playing lately. Been rather busy.
>>84581106>Also he either killed his cat or gravely mistreated itBased?
Greggs lass hasn't posted in a while. Thanks a lot lads.
>>84581338Any update on buying a rope from B&Q?
>>84581391Thank the lids for keeping her safe from drooling gooners like you
>>84581409No female needs to fear me. I've never harmed any female.
>>84581421What do you think she would say if she could see you gooning to her videos
>>84581448I've never gooned to her lad. I'd have sex with her though.
>>84581455You make AI pictures and videos of her and goon to them you vile beast
>>84581471kek lid
>>84581471Not of her specifically. You are wrong lad.
>>84581479So you're saying you make them, just not one's specifically of her? Interesting. Who are you making them of? Sean? Rebecca? Wops? All three?
sean sucking on purple spackis wart ridden chode
It just not right what happen x
>>84581525Had enough fun taking off trip for the time being noncelad?
sean getting raped at the stadium of light x
Death to all cats and cat lovers
Will seethemong promise to leave after it's been shown he's been intentionally lying and misleading people all this time?
>Will seethemong promise to leave after it's been shown he's been intentionally lying and misleading people all this time?Not sure sean, will you?
>>84581106Spooky it has gone :O
>>84581558Why do you talk about him every day?
Ascension Day brown noise
>>84581543That's RUDE!!! /britfeel/ is pro-cat you beast.
Some FACTS for you all on this beautiful Saturday:>Helper is not a paedophile>Helper in not a homosexual>Helper is attracted only to adult human females>Helper has never watched CSAMEnd of.
sean only watched THAT video which he described as a 12/13 year old boy giving a paki a blowjob not because he is a paedo but because he simply enjoys that sort of video x
>>84581599Alright Sean lad are you lying again x
Some LIES for you all on this beautiful Saturday:>Helper is not a paedophile>Helper in not a homosexual>Helper is attracted only to adult human females>Helper has never watched CSAMEnd of.
>>84581573Yeah cos it is a shitpost lol
>>84581599Why do you care so much if you did not watch it?
Buldak has done my asshole a number again. I never learn
Me? Hate sean and seethemong equally
>>84581106Why it is always namefags or whatever that end up getting their pics/info leaked?
Freema Agyeman twerking naked in front of me with a buttplug up her arse
>>84581653She is giga lush lid x
I bet seans bussy is nice and stainedI wouldn't want him getting it bleached
>>84581525the underdogs win xit a tale for the ages x
shamima begum pegging sean x
Shearer taking sandra up the shitter
sean finding shola deep inside mummys fanny x
Off to a new restaurant in town soon for my tea it does thai foods. In any case I have the toilet roll on ice just in case.
Filling up sean with my creamy spunk
Just randomly started thinking about this streamer I came across once when doomscrolling just chatting on twitch. I only ever saw him with at most 3 views, usually zero. He would just sit there in an armchair drinking looking depressed playing old fantasy PC games. Weird. I wonder what he's up to. He just stopped streaming one day all of a sudden.
Why does Monday come before Tuesday?
What's the plan for tonight, lads?Out with the squad and staying local?Out with the squad and heading into town?Sat alone on Saturday night making the same posts you make every day on 4chan?
>>84581779Never thought about it really. Probably agree some time ago.
Agreed some time ago -_-
>>84581780Eurovision with the lads.
>>84581780The same thing I usually end up doing, wasting my time on Rs
>>84581780Pirated that new Michael film so going to give that a watch, you?
>>84581780spunky fun time with sean x
>>84581804hoping pissrael get no points
If you're so witty, intelligent and good looking, why will you be sitting alone tonight posting on 4chan?
>>84581811I've been to watch it I though it was really good
>>84581824Because tonight is just like any other night
>>84581809You are obsessed with it. I have never understood the appeal of those types of games
Why are israel in EUROvision I don't get it?
>>84581837they're in the european broadcasting areahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Broadcasting_Area
Why are there so many brown places in the EUROPEAN broadcasting area I don't get it?I'm messing. They shouldn't be anywhere near eurovision. But eurovision is shite anyway.
>>84580600who's gonna give me a job then? Do you know how hard it is to get a job as an overgrown autistic child?>just ask yer pals to hook yer upI haven't had a friend in 20 years.
>>84581836A bit. I'll show my play time later when I can.
>>84581328AB is a Pakistani
It's been 12 years since I last had sex :/
>>84581886Why has no one recorded his face yet?
>>84581821There is that, i also want to see if Europe is STILL BUTTHURT about Brexit and generally give the UK zero points.
was meant to meet an acquaintance to go to a gig at 7, been left on sent over 24 hours. Not really bothered as I cba but little bit rude in a way. Shall cook pasta and put me feet up instead me thinks.
What is the UK's act this time?
>>84581929Grim that lad. Hope you've not paid for the tickets or anything.
>>845819075 weeks because gf barely puts out, shes been ill / period / fucked up intestines but giv a nigga a suckjob come on
>>84581936nah just a local on the door thing, I knew not to in case this happened. He appeared very enthusiastic initially but its only a random person at the end of the day. I could go on my own as I've done to other local gigs but its pishing it down and I cba.
>>84581941Get out of here normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>84581931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnls0LHAJLg
>>84581491Just whoever I feel like. It makes me laugh feeding it Turkish women who think they are British.
>>84581951Absolutely grim jesus Christ
>>84581950you lot are my only other human interaction, been on't 4chan since 2010. Wish I could leave, I find this website really tedious but I cant stay away for long periods of time.
>>84581951That is fucking dreadful. Nil fucking pois.
>>84581955Vile beast, these women do not consent to be in your perverted material
>>84581961>>84581965I like it... think it's the best song we've had in years.
Bumsesh time it is x
When is Eurovision on lads?
Breeding sean after a steamy weamy shower x
Shoving my cock between emily's big melons.
Only homosexual watch the eurovision song contest
>>84582064Corr, I love me some big melons
sean prolapsing after a rough bumsesh with kevlad x
helper getting wanked off by adebayo the nigerian care worker to keep him docile x
The legend of why you're a nonce scrounger
>He's too scared to watch the Eurovision in case her get's an erection at the male vocalists...
Can't even shop at Waitrose without some mong having a go at you. Not right are Gary is not a fraud. So many jealous wagies out there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEyCm7K5CMY
