/r9k/ - >about to lose virginity >she's wet >I'm lubed up - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

05/16/26(Sat)07:45:21 No.84580443

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Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)07:45:21 No.84580443 Archived

>about to lose virginity
>she's wet
>I'm lubed up
>moment of insertion comes
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>holy shit I'm actually fucking a girl
>autistically blurt out "NOW THIS IS PODRACING"
>she gets mad and withdraws from me
>starting crying and says I can't take anything seriously
>gets dressed and calls her older sister to come get her
How can I even be a functional adult when I have memories like this about how much of a fucking retard I am

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)08:15:20 No.84580531

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)08:15:20 No.84580531

>>84580443
did this actually happen?
Someone needs to adapt this into a movie, 10/10

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)08:17:40 No.84580543

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)08:17:40 No.84580543

>>84580443
One time a girl told me to talk dirty to her while I was inside her so I said "Stacy, you're such a fucking bitch"

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)10:00:19 No.84580969

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)10:00:19 No.84580969

>>84580443
She wasn't the one OP.
Now if I girl burst out laughing when you did that, she's a keeper.

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)10:10:36 No.84581007

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)10:10:36 No.84581007

>>84580443
I dont believe you
and whats worse, your made up story wasnt even funny
KILL yourself!!!