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>Tried eHarmony
>Tried OkCupid
>Tried Hinge
>Tried Match
>Tried Bumble
>Tried CoffeeMeetsBagel
>Not a single match on any of them
Yep, it's officially hopeless.
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>>84581367
you didn't try plenty of fish though
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>>84581367
I've been banned from pretty much all dating apps except for boo for abusing and threatening foids lmao they 100% deserved it aswell.
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>>84581367
I get blown up on those things but they are all normie woman and aren't worth the time anyways unless you like cheap sex and neurotypical social dramas after. Meet another adhder or autist somewhere in a creeky corner of the internet
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>>84581373
Plenty of fish is just stuck up white trash single mums, hamplanets and chink scambots I gave up on it years ago.
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Youre actually using dating apps. You know they are designed to keep you hooked miserable and lonely?
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>>84581373
>you didn't try plenty of fish though
Because he has a personality of a fish?
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>>84581407
I got two gfs from tinder but both ended up being crazy. One was a 19 year old virgin and I took her virginity, she was also basically my first aswell if you don't count the chink escort.
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>>84581383
I've tried /soc/ too. Got a few chats but they all ghost me after a few days, plus there were multiple scammers to sort out.
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>>84581417
I wonder when fish anon is gonna make his daily post lamenting his fish psyche...?
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>>84581436
Oh I think he knows. Heh heh.
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Going to try tinder.
If it doesn't work.
Then I will do bumble or hinge or match.com or plenty of fish.
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>>84581732
Tinder is a hookup app for Chad.
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>>84581754
this is a bullshit lie. i believed it, and recently my austistic ugly friend who has 0 experience with women but is a bluepilled normie said he would install tinder to get a girlfriend. i told him everything i heard about tinder from here, that he will get no matches and get depressed, he said he will definitely get matches because he is interesting and women dont care about looks.
he is skinnyfat, never worked out in his life, has acne all over his face and back, hunched over from gaming all the time, half his teeth are rotting because he doesnt brush them, all he talks about is anime and league of legends, he dresses only in sweatpants and t shirts no matter what time of year it is (he wore them to his graduation ceremony).

within the first day he got 5 likes, but only matched 3 of them because he didnt like the other 2. so far he has been on like 5 dates despite being an autist who cant escalate the dates or anything, he just talks there. he didnt get ghosted. he matched with 3 cute girls. he is still a virgin but probably only because he is autistic and doesnt escalate.

all you heard about tinder on here is fake.
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>>84581964
Wow, one anecdote! That totally disproves the vast amount of data that says otherwise!
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>>84581964
you clearly dont realize women use dates for free meals and they probably realized he was a sucker
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>>84582188
but if such a below average guy can achieve such success then why wouldnt everyone else? i have never used tinder because of everything i read online and i am a stone cold virgin incel but this has shaken me completely
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>>84582235
the man went on half a dozen dates in a few weeks. i have never even had a romantic-adjacent experience with a woman. the point is that he got DATES with MULTIPLE WOMEN. While being the stereotypical incel caricature. And he doesn't have money, he takes them out to movies or maybe a cafe. he fucking wears a backpack and sweatpants to the date and HE GETS ANOTHER ONE. either he is the lickiest guy alive or everything i heard about tinder is fake. granted, one of the girls had in her bio that she likes asocial weird guys. maybe he just hit the jackpot.

but unless they throw themselves at him naked he will not have sex, he is aitistic and will never escalate.
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Is dating apps just another way to get a government assigned gf/bf?
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>>84582242
One guy getting a few matches does not invalidate the cold, hard, unaltered, objective data.
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>>84582277
Dates with multiple women means no relationships formed. They were using him for a free meal and then ghosting him.
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>>84581964
You are blatantly lying. You're not even trying to make what you're saying seem true.
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>>84582277
yea this is some made up story, ugly guys arent matching with cute girls so you are either wildly underrating what this friend looks like or its some bullshit story. ive literally used tinder so i know how it works
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>>84582995
>>84582994
>>84582963
you have the benefit of being able to say im just lying and going on with your days. i don't. i am here in real life watching a guy who is not supposed to get any women on tinder go on dates every week meanwhile I'm spending my saturday posting on r9k. yet i have ingrained in my psyche the same notions about tinder you have which make me unable to ever use it due to fear.
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>>84583063
youre trying too hard now tranny
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Dating apps opened my eyes to female nature more than any incel forum could.
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>>84583306
the chadfishing was what really blackpilled me. guys were making all types of bullshit chad profiles and sayinf absolutely retarded shit and the women still wanted to fuck
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>>84581367
try grindr
orginal
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>>84583063
hmmm... maybe there's something to it
>>84582413
but how often do males swipe on females vs females swiping on males? that would affect the rate. what's the sample size of this? what subset are they looking at? it's too inconclusive
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>>84581367
being that desperate for the love of another person is just pathetic
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>>84581964
>>84583063
You are making shit up, sorry.
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>>84583828
THEN DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE HAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE JUST DIE JUST DO IT JUST BEG FOR DEATH YOUR CORPSE?????????????????
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>>84581367
Remember Anon it's always your fault. You're either not trying hard enough or you're doing something wrong.
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>>84583723
That's the entire point, females do not swipe on non-chads.
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>>84581367
>tried none of them
yeah it's over
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>>84583837
you sound a teeny bit upset
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How does one use these things properly? I looked at some of the mainstream ones like tinder/hinge and don't care about anyone there (I mean should I be interested someone based on like a few photos and hobbies: travel?)
Then I tried that one for """nerds""" called Boo and most girls are just hecking potter heads or they like marvel and stranger things. Sometimes they don't and then I don't know what to talk about because I'm boring and I probably consume more videogames than books and movies (even though I do read a little) so there isn't much overlap in interest. Hell even if there we have overlaps I don't know how to talk to women
I just don't see anything working. I wish I tried harder in school when you're surrounded by people and it's easier. Now I have to advertise myself to some stranger I might not even care about for a chance to not be alone
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>>84581367
You're supposed to use language apps like HelloTalk and Tandem, at least if you live in an area with a lot of Asians
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>>84584635
Ive never even heard of these before. Are they dating apps? Or socializing apps that just lead to dates a lot of the time.
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And even if I get a match, how will she react when she finds out I'm an autist with no friends?
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Have you tried meeting women at events or clubs? Dating apps are a scam.
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>>84585085
>how will she react when she finds out I'm an autist with no friends?
You fuck her before that comes up
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>>84581367
I'm not trying to be judgemental but why don't you try meeting people in real life? Do Americans (I'm just assuming you're American) not have spaces where you can physically go and meet new people? I don't know how old you are, but how about an anime con, or a game store, or anything related to your interests.
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>>84581367

Yeah when it comes to meeting someone that you wanna be with anon, I'm afraid you just really can't beat going outside.

Dating apps are a trap, they're superficial and very rarely lead to a lasting connection. Go outside, you don't have to talk to anyone just try setting a destination and walking there. Try doing that for a couple days, then gradually move on to going places to socialize. Then become a regular at places, and eventually people will want to be around you, even if you're weird they might just be weirder, but you're robbing yourself of that experience if you never even try it.

I know it sounds like hard work, and like its setting you up to be embarrassed by assholes, but hey, life is life. You've got the rest of yours to actually try, right? No telling when its gonna end, so why not be a little impulsive.
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>>84584345
Never heard of Boo but I'm guessing it's a bunch of this?
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>>84585156
>>84585388
I am far too much of a sperg to approach women in public.
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The worst part is that normies won't show any sympathy. They'll say it's somehow your fault
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>>84585903
Not even that, it's a ghost town.
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Next time I try one of these things I'm going to enhance my photos with AI. Not changing my face or physique, but making selfies look like fancy photos someone else took and things like that. Gotta game the system.
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My father used dating apps for about 2 or 3 years. Guess what he got? A single mother of four with no highschool diploma or job who is also a rape victim diagnosed with bpd and a panic attack disorder. That was the best he could do and guess what? He's now miserable and stuck in the relationship because of the huge committment he fooloshly made within 5 months of knowing her. That's the fate I imagine for all the desperate idiots that use dating apps. You should feel lucky that you're so undesireable it might've saved your sorry ass from a lifetime of regret.
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>>84581367
i never tried any of these and im all out of ideas. im 40, what should i do
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>>84586640
Not all of us are trailer park trash.
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>>84585244
> Do Americans...not have spaces where you can physically go
No.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6934089/
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>>84586646
But the majority of people that use dating apps are and knowing you people it most likely wouldnt matter if they were because you would fold as soon as you get an inkling that she holds any sort interest in you
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>>84581367
My little nigga, sit down and let me tell you some truth.

Women on dating apps have THOUSANDS of likes a day. Thousands! She can have any pick of any dick anytime she wants, even if she was a fat piece of lard. Meanwhile, you and every dude might get lucky having 1 or 2 likes a month from some ugly tranny. That clever pick up line or story you have, she doesnt care. Its all about looks. You can be broke as fuck but if you're built like a Greek Adonis, you're gold.

Also, Pajeets make up 10 million users, so you're competing against that. Your clever like or message is at the bottom of her inbox.
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>>84586668
Unlike your dad, most men can see when a woman is a trainwreck and not marry her.
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>>84586731
and unlike you most men can see women
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>>84581367
please dont give up bud
your effort will be rewarded
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>>84586756
Don't give him false hope. This dude very clearly needs to work on himself first. Hit the gym, make that money, invest in yourself mentally and clean up your act. Worry about women later, they will come eventually, dating apps are like gambling so don't go chasing your losses.
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>>84585903
No it's not that because people don't describe themselves like internet strawmen. It's just a 50/50 split between white women who like marvel, harry potter or stranger things and Indonesians who keep sending me requests from the other side of the world
I think there are a lot of genuine shut in girls on the app but if we don't have anything in common to talk about that's that



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