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Sheffield train station edition
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>>84583617
Passed through the other week on my way to Birmingham. I think York had the nicest station desu desu
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Sean holding my ego together x
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>>84583617
shittest station about
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Gonna spam another 400 posts of "sean something something x"?
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Am stuffed after that wizza. Got plenty of webab meat leftovers too.
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sean licking my tip x
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might phone up my old friends from school, and ask them to apologise for ruining my life.
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sean getting excited when I show him my penis x
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Can one of you say something FUCKING INTERESTING FOR FUCK'S SAKE
EVERY DAY. SLIME IN THIS EAR! SLIME IN THAT EAR!
DO YOU NOT YEARN FOR CHANGE?
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Welper has completely mindbroken the twolls and it's LUSH x
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>>84583709
>>84583710
>>84583725
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT UP
THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
I HATE ALL OF YOU
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Sean crushing my mind night after night x
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hey Crossy, you're.a Swiftie,
which album is a good place to start?
i thought Folklore was a bit of a bore,
but maybe her tunes can enter my heart x
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idk why normies are so retarded at responding to messages, get left on sent all the fucking time even if its to do with buying items off of sellers. Just confirm that that the t shirt is printed on a gildan heavy cotton t shirt u fucking pleb, do you not want money?
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spaffington on the spackershire
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Hope Sweden or UK wins x

UK out of pure loyalty, Sweden because I simply enjoyed them the most.
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Akshually quite enjoyed Eurovizzle this year
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>>84583792
I want the metal band to win but unlikely. UK was legitimately awful this year. Low-key want Israel to win just for the chuckles.
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kev breeding sean and mummy x
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Croatia or Bulgaria for me. Bulgarian chick had some huge floppy knockers as well.
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>>84583707
i just dont have the time to yearn with all the pondering is all
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>>84583799

>I want the metal band to win

Serbia? I think they could be a dark horse tbqh, there's more metal heads out there than most people realize. If Israel wins the butthurt on social media will be immense. UK is probably cooked but we can hope x
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Sweden's song is like five other better trance/dance songs and it feels really off that it's not them.

>we have 'Cascada - Everytime We Touch' at home
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spunking in seans eye x
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>>84583805
Let's see the big flappy knockers then please
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nice to hear the crowds were respectful during Israel's performance on the Eurovision YouTube channel's video.

everyone understands it's about the music, no need for any shenanigans x
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>>84583767
Story of my life. I message sellers on eBay all the time and around 70% of them never respond.
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>1 point off Ukraine

Oh aye x
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Couldn't think of anything gayer than watching Eurovision
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It overs x

Australia need to win it for us now x
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>>84583851
Get bent you melt
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corrr quite like that Serbia's one.

reminds me of HIM or one of those
(the other Eastern Europe Satanic one was Nightwish)
(these are cool bands don't be a dick pls)
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Oh God I'm having one of those migraine hallucination things where the purple ball gets bigger and bigger in your vision.
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>Sweden giving Finland 12 points

It political x
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>Lithuania STILL on 0 points

It just not right x
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>Bulgaria

r I g g e d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g
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BULGARIA CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING INDIAN POP MUSIC TO NORMALISE ANTI-INDIAN SENTIMENT IN EUROPE

ITALY CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING SPANISH POP MUSIC TO WIN THE CONTEST
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>That Buglarian Goddess
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Gunna need pics of these Bulgarian baps asap
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Spain, the Netherlands, Ireland, Iceland and Slovenia boycotted Eurovision this year because of Israel. These are the good guys who oppose genocide.
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Bulgaria = gross and disgusting degeneracy.
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What the fucking fuck is that x
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Well, we still got that point x

We can be proud of that point x
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more like AusFAILia
(cracking pipes on the lass but not in Europe IMO)

>>84584017
think it was a Deadite lad.
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We all 2026 in life x

It progress x
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hahah based UK.
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>ONE FUCKING POINT
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>>84583707
Sorry, I'm quite boring.
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Knocking back them WKDs now x
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>>84584051
laffin at the Austria gay guy being a walking stereotype going on about equality.
you have equality, it's fine.
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>Israel in first
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Jewish diaspora in Europe voting for that Israel x
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We are the losers of Europe x
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JEWS REKD AND SHREKD
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Based Bulgaria x
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we won in a sense.
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That Bulgarian lassie has some massive chebs.
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BANGARANGA
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Toads feeds hamp but the kings needs scamp
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We might have finished last with just a single point but when you think about it we were the real winners in the end x
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sean sucking my cock dry x
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hooking sean up to the nipple clamps again x
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LOOK MUM ONLY ONE VOTE
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Is that you ladies done with your gay little singing contest you fuckin woofters? kek
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wanking off sean into kevs bussy
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Is it comin ome?
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Me? Going to charge the phone to 22%, then go for a wank before bed.
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using tea tree shower gel on seans balls as a form of cbt x
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>>84584294
cock and ball tarting up?
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>>84584294
I did this as a teenager and never knew, I thought it was just shower gel. God was I in for a shock.
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I'm American and my boyfriend is British can I ask a few questions about cool places to visit that aren't horrible tourist traps? I'm visiting him again next week
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sean getting his orgasm denied by sandra because he's been a naughty boy x
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>>84584316
Travel to Sunderland and visit a bar called the beehive x
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Seethemong posting into the void for 5 hours straight lol
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sean getting his bum fucked x
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>>84584316
Norf yorkshire moors, if you like walking.
Lake district is good, but can be touristy.
East yorkshire is good for fossil hunting, as is an area called the jurrasic coast.
Some nice places in wales and scotland, but I can't think of any names.
Don't do what that other anon said, he's a gay twoll.
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Few more WKDs then garn beddingtons x
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>>84584344
Anything good up near Birmingham? That's where we'll be for a few days. I'm not opposed to gay trolls lol
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spitting in seans mouth x
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>>84584341
He's gone completely insane.
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sean sitting on my knee x
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We all Saturday night losers x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
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>>84584383
You more than others eh x
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asking sean to be my boyfriend x
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It's obviously footmong. Disgusting gay mong into scat.
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>>84584436
You garn full scale because you're not in the call centre tomorrow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII
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Saturday night spending 7 hours spamming 400+ variations of "sean something sex something x" is it lad? What a life.
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>>84584316
get yourself to The Shambles in York. it's where they filmed Diagon Alley in Harry Potter.
you WILL leave with a Hufflepuff hoodie and a box of chocolate frogs, and you will like it.
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>>84583617
yoooo what the hell!! I go onto 4chan for the first time in months and one of the first things i see is the train station i live nearby!

I go to uni in sheffield! :P
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>>84584462
It's footmong. He's a fucking nutter.
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spaffing on seans chin x
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>>84584464
How'd you know I was a Hufflepuff anon? Looks very crowded and narrow just like in the film, dunno if that'll be the best place for me. I did go to the shop at Kings Cross in 2024 with him though, got Bertie Bots beans and I got a replica of Lupin's wand since he's my favorite character
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ye've tore the heart out of this community.
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The 750 payments have finally sent him over the edge
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Footmong has single handedly ruined britfeel with his spamming about HHL.
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>>84584469
only went to Sheffield for the first time recently. i hope your city is finished some day anon, it's an absolute mess tbqh.
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>>84584555
lol i know right theres so much construction going on! I can see two huge cranes from my window ^^
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Sheffield is a lovely city, except for all the pakis
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Necking me last WKD now x
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>>84584555
I used to pass through there on the train occasionally, you knew you were in Sheffield when you saw a big fuck off mosque out the window
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>>84584612
Relapse coming soon lid x
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might turn all the old factories into a mosque factory. 3D print mosques while i hide from angry locals in my Mega Mosque Mansion.
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I ignore twolls x
I post x
They react x

How it should be x
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>>84584633
Oh aye it is coming soon x
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touching seans bum x
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how have the other boards taken the Eurovision results?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
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When you're not allowed to rent because of your debt relief order and your mum wants 750 coughed up to live in the cupboard
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sean fondling my semi while we watch jurassic park x
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sean stuttering in my ear x
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I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUS DRIVER
ALL MY LIFE
I'M GONNA PACK MY BAGS AND LEAVE THIS TOWN
GRAB A FLIGHT
FLY AWAY ON WELPER AIRWAYS
FLY ME HIGH
IBIZA SKY
I LOOK UP AT THE SKY
AND I SEE THE CLOUDS
I LOOKED DOWN AT THE GROUND
AND I SEE THE RAINBOW DOWN THE DRAIN
FLY AWAY ON WELPER AIRWAYS
FLY ME HIGH
IBIZA SKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M
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>>84583617
i quite like this station actually! its pretty nice

I dont like the the train prices tho..
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Guess seethemong had to go to bed. He had a big day of seething today, one of this worst meltdowns in a long time.
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>>84584663
report her to HMRC, lad.. she's probably not declaring that income.
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>>84584783
are there any big, modern train stations in England? even when they've done them up on the inside, they're usually nice old buildings (the large ones in cities, not the outdoor ones in towns).

i just want high speed rail, /britfeel/. why is it only ever Japan that gets
>thing, Japan
????
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Still awake me x

Been on the wine x
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Me and Steve on the wissingtons x
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>>84585035
is Steve wearing his Batman costume lad
(not the pervert anon)
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Sean licking the spunk off his fingers x
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sean touching my body x
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Necking this wine nows x

it Saturday x
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sean telling me about how wide he can gape himself x
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End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
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>>84585160
really thought you were someone i know from uni omg
i dont think so at least!
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>>84585239

Pipes downs lid x
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>>84585298
am i dumb... what does that mean sorry??
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>>84585302
It means pipe tf downs
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>>84585327
oh apologies im retarded
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>>84585302

All I've ever knowns is a phenomenon known as womfort x
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>>84585302
Sorry seems to be the hardest word x
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stop bullying Sheffieldanon, HelperLad.

your current enemy is Bulgaria. when you get your superpowers, you will steal us the Eurovision trophy that is rightfully ours (if that's OK with you lad no pressure x)
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the hardest word known to man? 'DragonForce'.
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Freefurtyfree....
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Obsessing about Sean all of Sunday x
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Steve just left. Finishing off this whiskey then crashing out. Fuck the lot of ya x
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On them whiskeys me danny boy mode x
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Slow night Mr Allan x

Not for long I imagine x

https://youtu.be/tgKWCAEdJjM?si=4_JLlS0s7ZeyfvaQ
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miserable
genuinely just miserable
i want things no one can give me
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So we lived in Sunderland x

We were traumatised but there was happiness too x
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Man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man x
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I said how many welper's I said 23 x
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>>84586212
>>84586225
>>84586241
Nappy status? Better be safe than sorry
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I'm calling a general strike in Sunderland tomorrow x

Anyone who goes to work is a traitor x
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HHL is so small he doesn't even have to buy nappies for adults. The ones for kids fit him fine.
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Fuck the lot ya

You just wanted to bully me x.

Well fuck the lot of ya x
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>>84584358
Little Karachi.
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*turns the thread speakers up to 11*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsQUBgddang
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>>84586291
Pipe tf downs x
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I drank on fridei, I drank on Saturday, I'm gonna drink on Sunday get in de lads
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Ordered slopdonalds.
You can judge if you want, but I don't give a shid.
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Sean passed out again. Sad!
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>>84586514
I think its disgusting af but you do you
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>>84586533
I do prefer to make my own versions, but no food in, and starving so not going to wait 3 hours for a supermarket to open.
Slop will do.
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Im norwoodin Arent I yes I am
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>>84586517
It a hard life innit
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Vegetamaxxing
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Corr some fit blackuns on the roast of kevin shart.
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Comfy on that safety net is it pally :)
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Bulgarian gf when
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Have we been infested with bots? That Sean gay posting thing yesterday was ridiculous.
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>>84586533
Great news anon, the cunts have ruined it, slopping ketchup and mustard on it without asking. Last time I'll do that. Lesson learned. Breakfast ruined.
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>>84586615
No that was me x
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Time for some nice fun harmless racial banter.
Hey whitey ya got a small peepee, hurrhurr.
Hey blackie ya ain't got a dad, hurrhurr.
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sandra getting spunked on x
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imagine the state of chika's bussy this morning
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Ketchup and mustard mixed together goes great on a bacon sandwich desu
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>>84586697
Not on double sausage and egg mcsloppings.
Can't believe they've sent a mcPR rep in here for this.
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sean asking me to kiss him on the bum x
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sean getting bummed by the gay community x
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Holding hands with sean as he sucks me off x
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Sometimes (most of the time), I think my idea of a joke isn't funny to 99.9% of people.
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sean getting on all fours and barking like a dog for me x
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Nearly every post filtered overnight. Looks like you lads had a productive time as ever. That magic gf bus is coming any minute now.
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>>84586824
Bit weird. Not like it's certain faggots trying to ruin this place, it's everyone? So if the thread is shit during the day, we can blame you, as you've posted in the daytime.
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>>84586837
I blame you
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>>84586843
l bIame you
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>>84586843
I bIame you
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sean inviting me to his boxroom to see his crusty sock collection x
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>>84586843
Looks like the anons have spoken. We blame you
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>>84586843
We bIame you.
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>>84586843
We blame you
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>>84586812
Needs to be killed
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>>84586812
Laughed at this one
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welper holding my hand as we go to the cinema x
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>>84586837
Sorry anon, that was just me being silly, the thread doesn't really think that, I'd assume. I am not the voice of the thread.
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>>84586824
I replied to myself (like a tit) and not you, sorry about that.
>>84586887
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Beautiful weather today, might go for a walk in the woods x
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>>84586894
I was going to go out, but going to sit inside and play vidya, it's for the better as I'd buy alcohol if I went out, and I have a feeling it wouldn't end well.
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sean trembling as he sees multiple big black oily men approach him x
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>>84586824
>every post filtered overnight
it lush x
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>>84586907
Are you an alcoholic de lad?
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>>84586936
No, just going through a bad spot and might have a drunken melty in muh hovel and break things, or be a depressive self pitying fag.
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helper asking me if he can be inseminated by my bwc
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Spunking in Darina Yotova
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Britfeel has been taken over by homoerotic spam bots. Come here where there isn't any.
>>>/bant/24342732

>>>/bant/24342732
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>>84586959
Kek you so salty, and we have /bantfeel/, this is a new gimmick, and you know it won't get any traction. Have fun bumping your own thread/watching it die, instead of staying and fighting the fags in here.
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loving helper x
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I think people take this thread a bit too seriously sometimes lol
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thinking about spending the day holding hands with welper x
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Full english on the go
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>>84586977
I think some just think of this place and its poster's as a joke.
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>>84587006
Had one in a cafe yesterday, was LUSH
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going for a long walk with helper for a secluded bumsesh x
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i just want to be in bed with helper x
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I will never have sex with a woman so I want to have sex with helperlad instead x
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Shan't be moving to that thread me thinks
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Where is Ruthlad? Haven't seen him in a while
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ruthlad and helperlad snogging x
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Just woke up on that couch me x
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Step forwards those who will serve x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=DOIhwCC9HPdP2rax
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putting my cock deep inside helper lads bum hole x
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secretly asking helper his favourite colour so I can match it to his new ball gag x
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Finishing off this whiskey c

End of an era x

They say my regime has collapsed, we'll be back and you'll all pay for what you have done x
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helper wearing a cock cage to bed x
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Fuck me its still going.

I say post, spam mong says how much x
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a lone loyalist lining up to deposit their load into welper
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>>84587214
Why are you upset? You love attention.
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I stood for what is right x

Twolls tried to humiliate me since they couldn't get me banned x

Let history know that I was womfy x
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spaffing in unison with helperlad x
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Sean romping around my head all day today x
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It's so nice to have HHL with me, here in this thread and when he goes to sleep, I'll keep him in my head all day and look for his posts. I am never alone with HHL x
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cumming with hhl x
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If you EVER feel alone then look for a hero, someone you can look towards, someone who isn't unlike you.
You are always in my thoughts. HHL x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU
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Sean, never leave me alone with my own thoughts. I need you x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16zIArtRnkI
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me and helper planning our future together x
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There is no seether and no helper over in /bant/ come get comfy

>>>/bant/24342732
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Serenading my king https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64QG4UsrGI
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helper blowing the last remaining loyalist x
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Me? watching 90s UFO documentaries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG8tWpyV_eo
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Sometimes I think about him when I have a wank
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I wonder how sean is getting on after eurovision
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Can't go to /int/ because they're hated
Can't go to /bant/ because they samefag

The sad lives of helpermong and seethemong eternally stuck in /r9k/
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Another week of toilberg looms
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Perfect time for a bag, 3 for 100 x
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Me? On the VK now x

Sunderland game later. Might as well stay up for it x
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meeting him at the stadium for a cheeky bumsesh x
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helperlad gagged and bound in his wheelchair, frothing at the mouth, as a big black oily man blacks helpermum
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Who's this guy hiding over here x

What's you deal? Where you from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
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You open your mouth and tell me where you're from x

Just make sure it's clear fucking English x
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helper backing up on to my shaft like a good boy x
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Hong Kongs?

Oh, so China?

Get snuffed out x
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sean moaning as I tease his cock through his cock cage x
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>>84587513
Ive alays wished this would happen to me...

and who tf is sean!!!
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sean avoiding food in the run up to our weekly bumsesh
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Necking the last of this VK x

It Sunday x
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>>84587555
I am drinking soju right now

I also really like when a girl gives a middle finger
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banning helper from wuppas until he cleans his bum properly x
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oh look another all night melty

Another 24+ hours of every single fucking thought posted because the fucking spastic is drinking alco pops like a child
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helperlad mistaking helperdad for a pile of wokey and sniffing him up x
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Pissed up bagheads fighting in the street

Looks like the nation has gone off the rails
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Knocking back that VK nows x

Steve standing back and standing by x
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sean sucking steve off to completion while his dealer records x
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sean lapping up my cummies x
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i really dont understnad whats going on in this thread man..

Who tf is sean
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Sean raping Donnie the Downie whilst Steve jerks himself off in the corner with Cerebral Paul.
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I wonder how my mate welper is getting on x
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Exploring helpers tight body
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my balls ache for him
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>>84587606
Steve is a bad influence desu get him kicked out of the spacker home
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Why was smirnoffbro so wealthy?
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Bumsesh king
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How do we get them out, lads? All options on the table.
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filling up seans twink body x
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Cheese on toast + woffee for lunchington

4x LUSH if i do say so my self de lids
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BEING APART OF THE HELPER EMPIRE WILL MAKE EARTH BETTER THAN IT EVER WAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYNNRwyYK4s
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>>84587920
And what if they resist?
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helper putting frozen ketchup cubes up his bum x
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>>84587922

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. TO KEEP THEM FROM RESISTING. TO SHOW THEM HOW WRONG THEY ARE. HOW POINTLESS IT IS... THAT THEY CAN BE PART OF SOMETHING BIGGER.

OR DIE.
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>100% chance of rain
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helper thinking about me while he simulates another period x
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WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS
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>>84587958
I'll still have you Welper, I'll still have you.
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>>84587958
Why is your neck so long? Your brother's isnt
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helper thinking about me thinking of him while he screams into his chromebook x
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HHL will never achieve anything in his life. He's a completely useless loser.
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I CHOOSE DEATH X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVs5HzgHk7Q
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sean licking my balls as he deepthroats me at flamingo land x
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Finishing off that VK nows then garn shop x

Garn towns later x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ven3UgzswBo
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sean getting caught stroking in the bogs x
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Quiet night in with a steak pie and mash for me desu desu
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>>84588026
It's your world we merely exist
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YOU LIKE IT YOU LOVE IT YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT THE VOICES THAT I GIVE WHENEVER YOUR AROUND
I WANT IT I NEED IT NOTHING ELSE CAN BEAT IT
HOT N' A SPICEY WE'RE NEVER RUNNING DONE
INTISING EXCITING THERE ALWAYS SO INTIDING
THE WEDDING KISS ME I WANNA TAKE YOU HOME
TRUST ME YOU MUST SEE JUST WHAT YOUR DOING TO ME
DRIVING ME CRAZY HUNGRY TO THE BONE
I THINK OF YOU AND LICK MY LIPS YOU'VE GOT THE TASTE THAT CAN'T RESIST CAN'T RESIST CAN'T RESIST
LETS EAT TO THE BEAT
A PIZZA HUT A WIZZA HUT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A WIZZA HUT
A PIZZA HUT A WIZZA HUT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A WIZZA HUT
MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A WIZZA HUT
MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A WIZZA HUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOC9d17vASc
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sean sitting on my knee at the cinema x
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Heading off out nows x
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helper getting a semi while getting mugged for his little tikes scooter x
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Never seen a more pathetic poster than spam mong
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Oh dear has he had an all night drinking sesh?
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smelling seans stinky winky x
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>>84583617
I need to get canabis in sheffield..

Seriously how on earth do people find dealers
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helper garn full scale and letting me shit on him katie price style x
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>>84588176
Is it possible for you to maybe shut up for a little while? Particularly now your dolly has gone
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>>84588200
It's multiple guys running the gimmick
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helper breathing in my swampy bum fumes before passionately rimming me x
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helpers got me bricked up af
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Have to say lads, the quality of the recent threads have been fucking SHITE

No womfy convos betweent the lids we just have the resident care home alcoholic on a day long melty and his biggest fan trying desperatly to rile him up
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>>84588202
You have a very poor understanding of what a gimmick is. Have you looked up the definition of gimmick?
What smooth brains like you do is spam the same nonsense and drivel for weeks/months/years. The only ones that find it funny are the wankers that spam it.
Smooth brain is as smooth brain does.
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>>84588271
>Have you looked up the definition of gimmick
What does it mean
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>>84588271
Lol you sound mad af
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>>84588270
I don't bother posting because I know it's just that mong spamming the thread. He really has basically killed the threads.
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You think if I smashed up a pub or shop I'd get the same treatment? These York businesses need to be more tough on crime. Ridiculous.

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/26106400.thief-struck-york-gin-shop---returned-apologised/
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giving my mate welper creamy backshots x
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mumberg forcing me to take out the trash, it heavy
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five big oily albanians taking advantage of sean x
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>If a police officer, male or female talks to you, you do as your told!!

Kek. Fucking gestapo pig. Imagine being intimidated and spoke down to by these muppets in uniform.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRcQDbyOibE
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1-0 DOWNS
2-1 UP

BRIAN BROBBEY WRAPPED UP
ALL THE GEORDIES FUCKED OFF HOME
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i've watched the ebola syndrome and asuming it to be accurate, these wonga lads are fucked
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9q311nj5r3o
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>>84588336
>ebola
>hantavirus
>norovirus
>multiple wars

Its going well
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helper stroking himself to 22 oiled up muscly men x
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>>84588334
Quick update on the bag situation?
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>>84588356

No wags. Just having a drink with Steve and watching the match x
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Couldn't imagine being a police officer turning up to domestics and babysitting manchildren in police custody most of the time.
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sean begging to be released from the cock cage x
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>>84588384
Copper ere, we actually nick the women and make them strip off down t'nick while we film it for later.
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added some words to the filter list
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>>84588382
What's Steve's story?
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helpers cock twitching, totally aroused, watching oily men
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>>84588397
Think you are lying lad. There is cctv in police custody these days. I've been there a few times.
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>>84588402

He's alright. He likes a drink like me. His story is complex. I shant be sharing it because britfeel doesnt deserve to know it. Too fucking many fucking idiots here.
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sean slobbering on steves smeggy cock x
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>>84588415
Yeah but are you a fit lass? Completely different experience.
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>>84588402
I am guessing Steve is a mong
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Last time I went auditing they seized some things under PACE. Was fuming. Apparently they can turn on your devices too and use your electricity during search.
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HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN

JORDON PICKFORD

HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
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slipping a finger under welpers foreskin
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>>84588425
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78152164/#78155251
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>stop following me sir that's stalking

these sia muppets crack me up. so fucking proud to be in their unskilled job.
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>>84588447
>and use your electricity during search.
Corr, almost seemed British up to there pal.
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Just had a pregab, it's dribbly time methinks.
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>>84588459
I am British. I have lived here since 1990.
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Fancy a couple of jars but have to get up early tomorrow
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thinking about welpers bottom x
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She looks Turkish to me. Why do we have this cult here?
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>>84588472
>I am British. I have lived here since 1990.
Nice.
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helper edging to big black men x
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Reckon I'd have a pop at gary eats. Nasty smug man.
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>>84588544
Not sure who it is but I support my thread frens. Bet you'd have him as well the soft twat.
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>>84588329
confused school teachers, innit?
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helperlad wearing helpermums knickers on his head x
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Need a steve update pronto
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helper stroking it faster again to 22 oily men x
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>>84588487
I bet she fucks like crazy
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helper sat in full kit stroking himself x
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lusting away
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oh oh!! Ive actually really wanted to talk about something sheffield related

Has anyone else who lives here noticed homeless people always shouting something that sounds like "Swaggor" at a window ofthe salvation army building?
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bricked up thinking about sean x
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WE'VE GOT LE FEE
WHO
ENZO LE FEEEEEE
JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
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morning, friends

got a cereal bowl drying on the rack. looking forward to a few scoops of Slimfast oh yes indeedy.
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sean stroking to a big oily french man x
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>>84588706
we just use random images for the thread
not use if any Sheffield lids are in here
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sean climaxing over oily men as the referee purses his lips ready to blow x
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i understand homeless people because i am a homeopath.
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Xhaka is the greatest sunderland player ever
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Sunderland 3
Everton 1

Hows it should be x
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bit sad i lost this drawing of a cat saying "thanks" this homeless lass drew me for letting her stay in my flat (she came as part of a couple so there was nothing weird going on just drink + drugs)

just a nice little artefact, that. easily in the top three notes a stranger has drawn for me.
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helper asking helpermum to wank him off after the big result x
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Wokey relapse is on the cards oh aye x
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>>84588818
Did they smell?
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>>84588761
I had mcslop early this morning, then nothing, had a pregab a couple of hours ago. Don't think I'll have anything else.
How come you're having slimslop?
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>>84588826
nah. they were this punk/anarchist couple who were doing it as some sort of lifestyle. but they were smart about how to get free food, where they could wash, etc. they were travelling around the country busking and writing about how Thatcher was bad.
really sound duo. wonder if they're still alive.
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>>84588851
I would rather help actual homeless than people doing it for a laugh desu
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>>84588851
Be honest you were expecting a tug
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going for a romantic picnic with helper x
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One of my favourite podcasters dropped dead suddenly.
This is a peculiar form of grief.
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>>84588834
still in tramadol withdrawals so i just wanted something quick and easy. i have milk in but i've convinced myself eating the powder makes it a solid.

careful with the pregabalins, friend (but you already know this). weaponise the effects to do something good. just think about it before you do it. don't order new furniture or text your ex.
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I'm chavin it rn
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>>84588870
Who lad someone famous?
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>>84588856
eh i wasn't about to means test this one, for all i knew they had posh parents to return to. maybe it seems like a piss-take to local homeless people, but it's still like the urban equivalent of living in the woods or something. they both had their genuine issues and were living it, seemed sound.

haven't spoken to the local homeless people i knew in a good while, but the issue there was usually drugs. like if i had the space there were people i knew and trusted, but then someone brings mates, and then heroin or spice get thrown into the mix.

do ant of yous moderately use heroin?.is it possible? t. cannot just have the one beer.
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>>84588851
They can eat and wash in police custody where they belong.
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helper getting excited thinking about our bumsesh x
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>>84588874
I'm just moving digital chess pieces around, trying to improov (I get in winning positions often, but blunder 90% of the time), and it's called rapid chess, 10 min each, and it counts down, so I have to learn quickly I won't do anything silly don't need furniture and my ex was decades ago. Half tempted to have a lil bump of the cokehyena (as the columbians say). I was going to ask drugfeel's advice, but didn't see the general up. Might just do it.
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>>84588875
Music on loudspeaker on your phone?
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>>84588915
just give them the money that would have been spent on that.
also i've only been arrested once but the cell i was in was like it was engineered to be unwomfy. i LIKE hard mattresses, the problem is it was cold with a draught and there were (flickering) ambient lights. cold white not warm white.

some clever clogs is going to come up with those Japanese capsule hotels over here, but make them 100+ quid a night. pretend it's all clever and cosy, for the businessman on the move.
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Done it, just a tiny bit on a key, to add a bit of wakey wakey. This is alright this.
Time for chess methinks. And choons.
Let's fuggen go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06AqBcHhu8
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>>84588930
No because giving them money encourages them to be a public nuisance choosing to be homeless whereas imprisoning them protects the public.
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muscly men taking advantage of our sean x
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>>84588922
steady on marra. you know you're more impulsive because of the pregabalins and mixing stimulants can become hell.
also is it a waste if you have some of the ol' devil's dandruff in and you just get on it now, by yourself?

i disagree with AA but i like their whole 'play the tape forward' idea. just sit and think sensibly about what it'll be like, if you find it too easy to just drink or take substances.

i mean I'VE just had a diazepam so mea culpa, we all coping in life x
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>>84588951
they ARE the public.
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HHL knew the score. That's why they put him in a care home. To silence him.
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>'I felt weird,' said Ron, shifting his shoulders uncomfortably. 'Like I'd never be cheerful again...'

we all recovering from our Dementor attacks in life x
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>>84588966
Drugs and stealing will be the tip of the iceberg. The law abiding public shouldn't be forced to share public spaces with weird dodgy criminals who choose to be homeless and jobless to rebel against mummy and daddy. Prison is the best place for them.
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>tfw enjoying picrelington
>think it's actually laying on the metaphors/'reality' a bit too thick
>turns out the crocodile had cancer and she wasn't on about alcoholism the whole time

WHAT
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helper licking his skids off my willy x
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>>84588955
I'm not doing anything daft, and not getting on it, I'm focusing on chess (it's like with girls it's mad, winning position then I blunder it at the doorstep).
Just rang a fren, but he got off the phone quickly, think I was a bit slurry, ahahaha.
Even though I've just done a bit, I'm not really a cocaine type of chap. Got a tiny bit that will last months potentially, maybe see the year out. And prob got 12-15 pregabs for the year.
Spliff time now (still not getting on it, spliffs are like cigs, I do need to cut down)
Nother choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ynB_jDem8
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Just been feeling like shit recently. I think the mundanity of life is getting to me.
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>>84589001
smaller, self-contained population, that might work. just doesn't fit that there economy of scale.
at some point you have to adjust your sense of thinking to be less island and more Russia/America-ish. human beings can be born, or go missing, or otherwise be unaccounted for. it's just pragmatic for the state to leave people alone and assume they're NOT doing wrong.

it's grim all around, feels increasingly like a lose-lose. props to people who stay hopeful/proactive, whatever their actual beliefs about solving the problems.
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sean sneaking into mummys knicker door
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My neighbour is a big weed smoker. I wouldn't normally mind this, but every time I open my window my entire house smells like weed because she's constantly smoking in her garden. Don't want to be a grass but it's so annoying.
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>>84589028
No its not pragmatic to wholescale turn a blind eye to criminals its suicidal and with our current demographics we would turn into Haiti. You would find out how many people only follow the law because they have to.
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There honestly probably should be a reverse means testing for homeless services. It's no different than the DWP savings cap. Posho "bohemians" taking advantage of people isn't right.
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helper daydreaming about THAT video x
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>>84589039
My previous neighbours were Bangladeshi. Nice enough folk but they stank. I could tell if their washing was hanging out to dry if I opened my front door.
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>>84589011
>think I was a bit slurry
pregabalin's 'drunk' feeling is so fascinating. it's pretty funny people use it on the sly in theatres and for public speaking, but if you clocked them being a bit wobbly, you'd assume they must've had a quick drink. 'nah mate just been popping pills backstage.'

>Nother choon
nice choon, this. 'Rapture' by Blondie-esque.
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If you already own a nice house you're not prioritised for council housing. Likewise if you're from a decent background then you choose to be homeless as a lifestyle decision why should you use services meant for people who genuinely have no other option. Isn't that off?
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Mum wants to borrow my laptop. Got until tomorrow to clear up on it. Would rather she didn't find out I'm ridiculously into femdom x
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>>84589058
>it's pretty funny people use it on the sly
Probably incredibly rare. Drug addicts love to exaggerate these wild tales of how everyone is secretly on drugs because it fries what's left of their brain to imagine most people actually don't use drugs and don't want to.
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multiple oily middle eastern men molesting helper x
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Look Trevor McDonald looks very relaxed on the news tonight I bet he is on SMACK.
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>>84589044
depends what people actually do.

even in some 'society collapses' scenario, i feel like we just get bored easily. haven't seen those newer 28 Days Laters but there's always this attitude that we'd end up with Mad Max gangs.
that suggests a level of organisation i don't think random lads in British towns/cities could manage tbqh. people just get bored.

really liked that Threads, i think that showed the mundane, social realism consequences. old biddies in Sheffield nicking tins of soup, younger women shagging for their own safety. corrr it is some grimkino and i might rewatch it tonight if that's OK with you all lads
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Ginsters Franks Redhot Buffalo Chicken Pocket review:
Taste like a Ginsters chicken pocket with Franks on it.
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>>84589093
You appear to be mistaking a BBC fictional drama from 1984 with real life from 2026.
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>>84589058
It's only these strong one's. Smaller doses aren't wobbly, and it is good for getting rid of nerves, and do think clearly, just wobbly, and slurry. Bet people that use it to go out don't get this wobbly.
Found a fun new chess thing called 960chess, it changes all the back rank around.
Go a bit trancey for the next choon methinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct3S0f4JWPU
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>>84589075
nah theatre kids are all on drugs. they're also bumming all the time. and they ruin your D&D games that are more focused on dungeon exploration and wilderness travel, even if you're willing to meet them somewhere in the middle.

open secrets, lad.
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>>84589072
If you haven't got things saved, do a fresh install, if you can. Saves going through loads of stuff and worrying.,
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>>84589102
>fiction
>real life
must admit, i get these two entangled sometimes.

still haven't seen that Children of Men but is it grim for grimness' sake? what mindset am i going into it with, friends?
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>>84589093
Why not leave your door unlocked and open at night. People are basically good intentioned why do you have a lock on your door.
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sean begging me for a creamy creampie x
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>>84589072
Make a guest account genius
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>>84589019
try having a banana and a sit in the sunshine hun
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>>84589103
Real fun this 960, beat (the beginner bot set at 400, I'm 178 elo). Getting to my base level, I was weirdly on 400 odd at some point, that was only within a couple of days of playing, so I guess beginners luck, and I do sort of get it, but need to learn tactics, and not just freestyle things. When playing against proper players who take it more serious than I do. I am taking it seriously, and did already like watching things online (as always attractive girls help with what you're peddling)
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>>84589127
previously i have posted examples of thefts and an exploding car just outside my door.
don't want to invite that into my home, i have my own problems.
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BritNormiepilled https://x.com/i/status/2055721182771486934
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>>84589183
ETHICAL QUESTION: should they be made to have children?
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>>84589214
No, but boarding schools should be state subsidised so that rich people can continue to travel around while also reproducing.
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>>84589180
Right so that's how people behave while civilisation is running yet you think the government should just not pay attention to people and if society collapses we would hold hands and sing. We should just be laissez faire about crime because people naturally want to do good. Yet you lock your doors, lock your phone, look over your shoulder in dodgy areas, probably carry pepper spray. People have ring cameras. Americans have 2nd amendment. Look up home security in South Africa. Its like a maximum security prison on a normal family home. Because of what goes on at night. If you had a daughter you wouldn't feel comfy with her outside when it's dark. Because, actually, people do bad things, and a sizeable number of people seem to even enjoy it. That's why you can't just turn a blind eye and "let people get on with it" (crime) and "forget people exist" (criminals). We don't live in a john lennon song imagine there's no rape gangs it's easy if you try.
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>>84589232
based and kibbutz pilled.
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2-1, absolute blunderfest. Didn't "lose", but I didn't win, a draw. Still against the bot, CBA with hoomans on there, unless a chess anon wants a game/to beat me quite easily?
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slipping the tip in helper x
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>>84589239
true, and i've just outright given local examples of happenings. but think how much would have to come together for a happening to occur if i left my door open tonight. the door to the block IS open and anyone could steal our post (might have happened to me as i speak). it's low risk but i like to avoid risk and obey rules.

i do just think most people are fine. not sure what else i can say on that one, lad.
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Imagine there's no Muslim gang rapist who raped a 14yo in Telford then burned her house down with her family in it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_the_Lowe_family
Imagine all the Muslims
Living in our towns
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>>84589291
And many of said Muslims families still defend and support them fully knowing what they've done
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Woohoo, I decided to go live on 960, and won.
The screenshot might be of low quality.
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Not allowed to hate nonces in britfeel
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>>84589343
https://lichess.org/TOXq41jn
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>>84589362
I will after this game
does it do 960? Loving that I am
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helper laying nude necking a woca wola x
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>>84589385
Yup has all sorts. I've only played it a few times myself
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>>84589403
>>84589385
Canceled the other game. Start one up yourself
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Footmong writing that crap for 24 hours straight is psychotic. Like he's actually gone insane from the 750 payments.
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>>84589431
He is back at the call centre tomorrow unless he's lashing out because he lost his job.
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Woohoo, forced it to a draw, should have resigned whenhe took a load of pieces, but I went on, lost all muh shit, but at the same time I was easing up his pieces with my king. OK draw was good that time \o/. Judit is pleased.
>>84589403
>>84589412
I'll start one in a min. Are you ok with a time limit of 10 min each (it counts down) or I think there's one that adds seconds each move.
I'm just going to roll a smoke, can you wait 10 min? Please.
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helper necking my nob x
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Corr look at this, a race to get the king to the other side.
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>be "Pakistani nationalist"
>troon out
>give yourself Greek/Latin Christian name mostly used by white people
>most famously tied to Saint Monica
>The name was cemented in history by Saint Monica, which helped it spread widely through Christian cultures. Today, it is recognized globally in various forms, including Monika (German/Polish) and Monique (French)
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>>84589412
Standard stuff (I think), 10 min no time added,
I'll keep it open.
https://lichess.org/r9U2rhyRVzlU
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me and welper necking woca wola x
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Why not choose a Pakistani girl name? What's wrong with Zainab or Mahnoor?
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What does the Muslim Brotherhood think of you, a female woman choosing to be called Monica? That's your favourite kind of name eh?
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Good game that was anon lad.
Again?
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>>84589586
Moni used to switch between pro and against islam all the time
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Might have a go at that king thing, that seems fun. Go for a wee and if anon's not messaged, I'll play with the bot
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>tfw no muslim gf (male) called Fatima
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Brown man playing Sonic in a dress opposes Western degeneracy
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thinking about welpers tight twink body getting taken advantage of x
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No message, and no acceptance of a rematch. I think anon died. Shame. He died doing what he loved tho, might have died laughing as I left my king wide open.
F
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https://lichess.org/8Kb0ZDYz
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>>84589613
Does sonic still collect rings in that one, or is it floating decapitated heads?, jihadi style.
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i think this name origins gimmick has legs tbqh.
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Chris Chan and Poley can drive but you can't :|
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you can't play Crash Bandicoot nowadays because it depicts cultures.
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QRD on footmong? Who is he and what caused him to have a full mental breakdown
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helper asking for help getting his adult nappy changed x
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Was more stressful 960 not used to it gg
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Pakistani man called Amer turns around one day says by the way im actually a woman called Monica. I'm a girl lol. Thats just normal life I guess. The 2010s were hilarious.
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I've always been a (white) woman called Monica, internally. It's just when transgenderism became the #1 pop culture trend constantly in the news it, reminded me. I could no longer live as Amer like I had done for many years. I suddenly remembered I'm a girl called Monica who is like a hot white girl from a porn film.
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missing welper and his creamy bussy x
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turned around 960 degrees
became a woman

AAAAAAA
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Had three nasty poos today
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Name one thing worse than a warp coil conduit blowing. You can't
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>>84589462
>200 rating
Do you even know the rules? That's mental
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Milling about wearing Crocs
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All kicked off in town x

Fuming me x

In beddingtons now the world can fuck off nobody cares about me xxx
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sean sniffing mums dirty knickers x
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>>84589838
don't care lad
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>>84589825
thats his 960 rating not the standard.
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>>84589838
i care lad.
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>>84589857
fair enough lad, fair enough
Although the fundamentals should cross over so it's still a bit low unless they use some entire different rating system
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>>84589805
anti matter overload in the warp drive
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still reckon Blad is the biggest Star Trek buff on /britfeel/.
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>>84589873

No the rating would be lower because the games are harder than standard. You can guess the standard elo rating by adding 200-300 points
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I OFFERED YOU A HONOURABLE DEATH

INSTEAD YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING
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sean getting a semi sniffing mums knickers x
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Struggling to choose between the decent pizza place that does delivery that has good stuff but doesn't do calzones, and the nice Italian restaurant that does do calzones but will have to hop in the car to pick it up 5 minutes away. Quite a difficult choice.
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>>84589838
Pulling out this old classic again. Love this routine, can't wait for an all night tantrum about how everything wrong is everyone else's fault.
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>>84589679
Very annoying and sexually confused boy who has some deeply disgusting fetishes and used to enjoy spamming the threads with them (grannies, trannies, prolapses, etc). Then he got a job at a b2b sales place and tried to show off about how much money he was making, but I expect the special autism treatment ran out or he fucked up and left. Not one of the good lads tbqh
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Bizarre really
https://x.com/i/status/2055976423794352574
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watched children of men incredible film x
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reckon the spacker scooter has been stolen
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>>84589900
Footmong also liked Star Trek TNG. I also got chewed out once for not liking enterprise because of the opening theme song. Still haven't seen enterprise yet.
https://youtu.be/TBcXXfzrqco?si=fNKJTcjsRu8MAQLG
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helper sending me lewd voice notes in between bumseshes x
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>>84589838
Should have secured that bag, little man
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>>84589948
I remember when he was saying he lived in a country manor kek
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>>84589343
Corr you're 960 ELO now? You'd run rings around me now lad mine is still 198 kek
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Went for a poo and my willy touched the inside of the toilet
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>>84589969
asked about it earlier in the thread, me.

heard good things but how am i going into it lad? some nights you fancy a bit of misery, other nights you want to remain comfy, you know?
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>>84590048
I'll kiss it better lad
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>>84590048
don't worry germophobialad you'll only get a UTI if there was already a UTI on there. that's just science x
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piano wire on your urethra
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bending welper over x
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Proper miss Budey and his Widemouth Bay antics lads. Has he been in of late?
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Pissing in the turbo lift
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haven't had a wank in a while have i? might have to rectify that
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Pulling Wesley's pants down, and stealing Geordie La Forge's visor so he can't see anything. We like to have fun on the Enterprise 1701-D
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gaping helperlad while helpermum fists him x
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Having a big poo in the private toilet in the command room
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Went for a little nap, due to being mashed af.
>>84590024
EH, nah I'm 188, aren't I?
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>>84590258
Oh sorry I thought you meant you was 960 ELO. My mistake.
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this might be the last edish
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>>84590247
Think how big Worf's shits are. Good job they usually use the transporter to remove poo from people.
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welper necking a shandy before our bumsesh x
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How do you lads feel about being colonized?
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>>84590290
Treat me as a babby for now, once I get the hang of seeing checkmates more often, then the fun really starts. Or, I remain clueless and will forever be a ~200 player.
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woca wola with welper x
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Jump on in lads.
New
>>84590384
As
>>84590384
A
>>84590384
fresh
>>84590384
FART


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYl597lyZvo
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>>84590389
Shieeeeeet, I forgot the most important part, /britfeel/. Rookie tier that is. Sorry lads proper let you down on that one.
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OK try this.
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Fuck sake, my baking privileges should be removed.
>>84590446
New
>>84590446
Sorry again.
>>84590446
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running a train on welper x
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welper fingering his bum hole in bed x



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