What if your girlfriend stinks?
>>84585687Why is it making that face at me
>>84585687She damn well better stink if she knows what;s good for her
>>84585687The smell of a woman's vagina is like the size of a man's penis, an awkward secret which you might end up only finding out if it's good or bad when it's too late.
>men: "hahaha women stink">women: "men stink as well">men: "RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE"
I'd be concerned if my girlfriend didnt stink
>>84585687 Vaginas are gross. Women are beautiful. I love their tits, asses and feet. Oh God, how I love their feet. But their vaginas? They're repulsive. Especially if they have one that looks like a beef explosion. That shit is disgusting. I can still tolerate one that looks neat and tidy. But I'll never perform oral on a woman. I don't know why anyone would. I'm not sticking my mouth on a moist, warm flesh hole that bleeds once a month and has played host to God knows how many penises. That shit is disgusting. It feels nice to put your cock in one. But I'm not putting my mouth on that part of a woman. And quite frankly, I think it's ridiculous that women would even expect you to perform such a low and disgusting act on them. Surely, they are aware of how disgusting their own vaginas are.
>>84585754Men smell great. Most women smell like old tuna.
>>84585687If she's my gf then she would smell good to me.
>>84585920Clearly you have never sniffed a woman or a man
>>84585830>t.gayYou would be happier with men. I was like you once
>>84585687I would love her even more. That being said, I don't have a girlfriend, so I wouldn't know how I'd feel about it.
>>84587237>>84585920you should grow up and stop generalizing.
>>84587237>>84587552Clean your snatches ladies. Men smell better, I'm sorry.
>>84587572Go sniff balls then, I love girlstink
>>84585687>What if your girlfriend stinks?Sniff deeply and enjoy.
>>84585687Excruciatingly thorough evaluation of the origins of said odors?
>>84585687Depends on "stinks". There's "slightly stinky" and then there's "holy shit, it smells like a dead animal, I'm gonna puke". I've smelled the latter, it takes a lot of willpower to stick it in if it smells like that.
>>84587241Why and how did you become gay?
>>84589703I realized I did not like vagina
>>84585687That is a God damn beautiful vagina bro. If that were my gf we would never leave the house or my bed. I would keep her chained up at all times
>tfw microbiologistyou're all just smelling different byproducts of microbial metabolism. Typically, if you're smelling "fish", it's trimethylamine being produced by proteus mirabilis living in your stale piss.
>>84590601I was with a fat chick who was sweating outsideHer pussy smelled like pure death, like literal turbo cheese bacterial death armpitWhat is that?
>>84589860I don't like vagina but I still like girls.
>>84590639Just stick it in her butthole gaynon
>>84590619Probably Gardnerella, an anaerobe. The folds of fat prevent oxygen ingress and lead to those stinky cunts proliferating.
>hey, wanna shower
>>84585726Not only that but men's pre-cum is the exact same fluid as pussy juice and tastes the same. So if you were too suck off this real feminine crossdresser his dick would smell and taste just like pussy
