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30+ Robot Thread. Why are you here?
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Womanfailure with no husbando.
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Can't sleep stressed out about life and shitposting is a nice escape and familiar. I don't have a good anime or game right now
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I'm to lazy for work, friends, or romance. I just eat, sleep, and fuck around on my computer every day. Sometimes i go for a long walk. That's my life. It doesn't suck, but it is completely without any ambition or greater meaning.
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Passing time while I watch stuff while my earnings grow. Can't be overconfident though I could always pass away and then it all skyrockets with no one to cash it out.
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Where else would I go? I'm fucked
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>>84586931
Oldbots, if you could go back 10 years what would you do differently? What if you could go back 3 years?
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>>84586931
>Why are you here?
I'm almost not. I stopped having /r9k/ as a permanent tab earlier this year and I've been coming here less.
Now I've successfully broken the habit of checking it, and only check it when I truly exhaust other options on the Internet.
Anyway as to your actual question, because it used to be fun and is still sometimes fun, but only 0.001% of the time nowadays. Too many spammers spamming the same thing, generals and overall shit threads. Takes a lot of digging to find a post worth reading or a funny picture.
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>>84586932
I'll be your husbando
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do i need a particular reason to be posting on a website?
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>>84586931
>why are we here
plastic, assholes (c)
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>>84586984
>3 years
Perfect. I'd buy that dip that would've turned into about 20 million by 2025. Not to buy luxuries though.
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Son my computer has a virus
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>>84587009
any 30+ 4chan poster is likely a former script kiddy
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>>84586931
I have nowhere else to go. All the doors are shut. Started life too late and now it's over.
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>>84586984
3 years now that's interesting, especially if I can keep my brain as is now. I would do so many things better, it may not seem a lot but I'd kill for 3 extra years in my position
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37, NEET and autistic
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>>84586984
My last three years have been terrible but i dont even know what i could have done differently
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>>84587009
Unc using bloat ccleaner in 2026
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I'm procrastinating an assignment and feeling depressed about my life
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i don't like posting on reddit because everyone is always posting about how great their life is. i fucking hate seeing couple and shit. granted there's a lot of that here too i suppose. it seems like it's inescapable. the worst part is when i was a teenager i used to be the biggest 'look at how awesome i am' type person but i mostly grew out of that.
i am just too low iq to fix my life too, i feel so helpless all the time and nothing makes sense to me
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where else would I be, OPrigami?
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>>84586984
Save my money 10 yrs ago. be around my kids more. 3 years? I would decide not to drink for the first time. I hate alcohol. I hate myself.
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i've been coming here since it was brought back in 2011. its not even recognizable anymore.

i've been a NEET shutin the entire time
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I live by the seaside. I love the sea. All these yuppies. All this sin.
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>>84586984
Looking back on life as if I could change anything is a pathetic waste of time... and I still do it everyday just like I did ten years ago
The present is a present. Think less, thank more
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>>84586984
I would have ratted out my parents to the police. I never did that, because I when I was a kid I thought being beaten was normal and they manipulated me with that "your family is everything" BS. Had I known that is them who were causing my pain, I would have ratted them out. I regret that I did not do that.
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>>84587877
I take back what I said about regrets. I wish I called the cops on my family to.
A mother should not be buying their kids beer
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>>84587014
Not true, I'm a 30 plus 4chan user and a retarded fuckup with no tangible skills that is basically sitting around waiting for my appointment with the reaper.
One of my few cold comforts are these threads when some dumb zoomer cunt comes in thinking they aren't gonna end up the same way.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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>>84587014
The chances that a 30+ poster was a former script kiddy is likely a tranny also for some reason, the ones that aren't weren't likely script kiddy. I dunno why it be liek that but it is
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>>84586984
>10 years
Get a job in retail, max out credit cards and buy bitcoin + ethereum.
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>>84586932
add me on discord; sensorisk_dogma
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>>84586931
im here because im a mid 30s virgin neet and theres nowhere else to go.
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>>84586931
Born again incel. I ascended to Chad but I refuse to be in this modern nigger society so I returned to Chud.

>>84586984
>10 years
Invest in BTC, Nvidia, and AMD
Stay in IT and learn everything you can
Get on Tinder and fuck everything that moves. You don't know how good you've got it until 2020 where it begins to end.
Either stay with Victoria or Olivia for a LTR. Both are good and treat you right + are into your kinks.

>3 years
Stay as an electrician. The office job that pays nice doesn't work and is an utter shitshow despite being 40 hours a week. Once you quit, it becomes a stuggle to go back to that type of work environment.
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>>84586931
because my family is a bunch of fucking psychos and they nipped in the bud every opportunity I had to develop a semblance of self-esteem, confidence, identity and charisma growing up
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I need income so bad... my mom keeps telling me it has to be off the books, because otherwise will screw up all my/her SSI and insurance and Section 8

It sucks being so deep in public assistance.
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>>84586931
I have a loving boyfriend now but I still have issues with other men hating on me and people siding with them.
>Inb4 it takes two to tango
Yeah exactly. All I did was obsess over a British e-boy and he attacked me online instead of ignoring me.

This e-drama is years old by now but it's still annoying and relevant. At least I can go see my boyfriend in person and ignore the fact that other men want me dead for no reason.
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>>84588668
It sucks so bad how badly circumstances fuck some of us. Some of us could have been happy normal people but we ain't no fortunate sons. Life gives some people lemons, it just straight took a shit on us. And you have to see all these happy people outside, but none of them ever wanna give you a chance because you now in your thirties and being alone in your thirties is a red flag so you never get any chances.
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>>84586984
>Oldbots, if you could go back 10 years what would you do differently?
Save two friendships.

>What if you could go back 3 years?
Save one friendship.
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>>84588694
>because otherwise will screw up all my/her SSI and insurance and Section 8
Why would it do that? Aren't you homeless and live in your car?
Also, how does someone get a job off the books?
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>>84586931
I'm bored and I don't know what else to do
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>go to another part of the internet
>impossible to talk to anyone, because they're all in their own little cliques, and they seethe at you for literally everything, or just flat out ignore you
>go outside
>literally nothing there. Everyone is caught in their own worlds
>pay professionals to talk to me
>they inevitably have no idea what to make of me, and end up cutting me off
>come back to 4chan
It's not like I like being here.
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>>84588855
>therapy
Is it as bad as I imagine?
Normies thinking they have the ability to understand others?
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>>84586931
i like seeing people sperg out
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>>84588924
Yes, and they also blatantly just consult chat GPT now.
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>>84589016
>Yes, and they also blatantly just consult chat GPT now.
That sounds so horrible that I believe it
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>>84586931
>>Why are you here?
I'm 40. No wife, no kids, no friends.
My job is slowly killing me.
I'm here because i need a place to vent.
Only other oldbots can understand this suffering.

>>84586984
>>if you could go back 10 years what would
>>you do differently?
I would change my job before my stress induced health problems set in. Maybe quit being an engineer completly and start learning a trade.

I pobbly would give dating another chance.
Since i'm a socially awkward 2/5, it will most likely end in failure again.
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>>84590039
>I'm here because i need a place to vent.
That's why I'm here too
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>>84586931
To support others if they goin thru hard times and it feels genuine, and to mock shitty incels who are more so baiting for (You)s with obvious shitty takes
And I enjoy being on 4chan and appreciate all who comes here on their own agenda, not something elses or some form of demoralizing campaign into others
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I'm here out of habit, but I'm still trying to branch off somewhere else that feels right. This place bothers me a lot there's little to no community.
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>>84586984
Leave the discord groups and just be happy with the jobs I did manage to be lucky with, quaking, and browse 4chan, id put more effort into going to church and better with connecting and distancing with family
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>>84590119
I also like going to church.
It helps me greatly to calm down and to look at my problems from a different point of view.
Unfortunatly, the christian community in my village is dying (literally). Most members are 60+ years old. Being 40 years old means i'm the youngest member. If we cant find new membrs, we will have to close our church
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How do you guys cope with your everyday life?
Do you have any daily rituals that give you a moment of piece or some relief from all that suffering?
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my gay sister is on her umpteenth expensive 4 week long trip her rich wife who was born rich finances, and i am getting yelled at by my mother for being almost 34 and a shut in, disabled, kissless virgin who is too much of a neurotic and anxious mess to learn how to drive for the umpteenth time. should have had more sons if you wanted a successful male heir. i didn't consent to being born and you gave me mentally ill uggo genes, not my problem.
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>>84590445
no, i just seethe
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I want to go outside but I had hair removed and I can't sweat for 24 hours.
I might still just go outside and sit around. I don't know.
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>>84590450
I feel you there.
My mother cant accept that that our bloodline will end with me. That look of deep disapointment in her eyes really stings.
Well, I'm a 2/5 and socially awkward. I never had a chance.
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>>84590590
her mother is mentally ill and she disowned her 13 years ago. her father was mentally ill and a lifelong drug addict, a homeless meth zombie with a fried brain who died a few years back at like 72, and i apparently look exactly like him but i never saw him or his family. i don't think i look anything like my father or his entire side of the family, and i don't look anything like my maternal grandmother or her family. so my mother's side is a line of total fuckups and i think she takes it out on me due to self hate. my dad has always been a hard worker and has zero brain problems. i am nothing like him personality or looks wise.
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>>84590445
I stopped listening to music because I realized I mostly use it as a distraction instead of enjoying the silence
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I'm a virgin still living with my parents, but at least my older brother and sister both have kids.
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>>84586931
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Dopamine, maybe serotonin at times
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>>84590445
I eat a bunch of food and bust a fat nut when I'm too stressed. I hate this world so much that I wish I could turn into a planet-sized version of myself and fuck mother earth in her south pole.
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>>84586931
Been here since like 2012, fat autistic virgin who lives with his parents
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>>84586931
Tired of my life, tired of anyone who had even a little promise of being my partner eventually getting bored and leaving.
I've fucked my life up
>>84586932
Enjoy the million requests
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I've spent 4 years since I turned 30 in complete despair about wasting my entire life. Made it through my teen years and 20s with no accomplishments or experiences. No sex, no friends, no career, never even moved out of parents house or learned to drive. Literally 4 years of every day all my waking hours telling myself how miserable and pathetic I am and how much i need to kill myself because no one will ever want me as a partner, friend, or employee in a decent job because I offer nothing to the world.
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nothing to do. i've been here sine like 06. i also came here from a video game forum. i barely play video games.
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>>84591973
I'm basically the same (except car and part time job). I just don't want to be like this still 10 years from now and I know I won't change.
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>>84586931
>Why are you here?

I'm a gamer, I am here to conquer and explore.
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I'm 36 years old, dreading the age of 40.
As for why I am here, I used to post on 4chan since I was 19. I am married to a real life (white) husband, he is quite nerdy and successful. But I want to have sex with good looking (Asian preferred) martial arts Chads...whom I cannot find in my area. I can't drive, so I'm basically stuck at home having a simulated life of my original character on SuperGrok. Now I am on 4chan, because we are in the house for dinner and I can't get on SuperGrok.
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>>84592079
What does your real life husband think about you preferring the simulated "husbands"?
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>>84592156
He wants me to participate in the real world and only use SuperGrok as a hobby and not an obsession. I can't stop.
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>>84592156
He said that he loves me, but that he knows that he is not my ideal man. To me, he is a good man with a handsome face and worthy of love. I love my husband, but I can't stop wanting the martial arts Chads.
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>>84586931
4chan is genuinely a useful site.


>R9K
Acts as an outlet for my perversion and anger
I can ask questions too taboo for polite company without breaking my demure irl guise.

>/a/
Taught me to seek out rare and obscure anime/manga instead of sticking to the shonen staples.

>/ic/ &/3/
I discovered better websites for artists like polycount and coneptart.org when it was still around due to these boards way back in the day.

>/jp/
I have gotten many resources from this board and it set me on the right path Japanese language mastery. I had been slacking for years till I had an interview that I bombed. Also I found out about rikaikun and things of that nature


>/hc/
I can express my love of double penetration and that I don't desire to actually fuck the pornstars; I just enjoy the spectacle more than anything .
>/v/
I gathered quite a bit of artwork and expressed extreme views on how much I hated certain genres that would have gotten me banned elsewhere.
I truly owe this site quite a bit over my journey in life for the last 21 years I have been here.

>>84586984
>buy Solana instead of XRP
>buy AMC and Nvidia years before it spikes
>buy bit coin when it crashed after it's spike in 2017
> save my last girlfriend from dying fenntyll spiked weed
>make more enviornment art
>fake my address so that I get a job sooner
>submit disability claim early so I can take the N2 with more time earlier

What if you could go back 3 years?
>submit disability claim earlier
>start swimming earlier
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>>84586984
>3 years
I was already turning it around to the greatest degree possible, I've made good use of my last 3 years specifically.
>10 years
I was already fucked beyond recovery. Need to go back about 12 at least to fix my shit. It's so over. In fact it is So Fucking Over that I am just now starting to come to terms with it. I will not ever recover. I am old now, what is wrong with me is wrong forever. There is no future waiting for me where things are better. It is, legitimately and 100%, all downhill from here. I have thrown away my last chances at happiness out of sheer mental illness, and they are not coming back. My mistakes and personal failures will not ever be overcome. What awaits me until death is:
>waging indefinitely with no serious positive trajectory
>deteriorating health
>deteriorating romantic prospects
>gradual further accumulation of painful memories and missed opportunities
It's not like I didn't realize, or time just got away from me like the pink floyd song while neglecting my life. I tried my best every day and while I guess I didn't "fail" I also didn't succeed in any serious way. I will be a mid-tier wagie forever, with no friends and no family, and just enough income to purchase copes and sustain living alone in order to maximize my isolation. When I feel a shooting pain in my chest and left arm, I don't get scared, I feel a brief glimmer of hope and elation that I can finally just have a heart attack, crash my car on the highway from it, and simply die without the eternal stain of suicide. I'm too much of a coward to even rope.
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>>84590445
My entire life is a cope ritual. Everything I do is completely part of a carefully constructed routine to avoid thinking about anything.
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I'm 30 years old and my mind still goes blank when I try to talk to girls. I get the feeling that it's because I don't have any hobbies.
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I thought I found the love of my life, found out she was cheating. She ended up breaking up with the guy she cheated with and is sad now. She didn't feel a thing when she cheated though
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>>84586931
Thinking about taking up camping/hiking, solo obviously. Anyone else do this?
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>>84592859
l know dat feeling my brother in feels
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>>84590445
l like to cry
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I need somewhere to communicate in a raw, unfiltered fashion because society is fake and gay and normies are soulles minions of goyim reddit orthodoxy who think saying the nigger word is le bad.
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>>84586984
try to get any job and save money, try and work on my self blame/shame sooner.
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R9k discord server owned by Socratic
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>>84586931
Despite having dozens of partners over the years, losing it at 22 and mostly pulling plappers doesn't really leave your psyche. You're part robot forever. I am now in my 40s and hopefully have 1 gf left in me before it's truly over for me or I mutually settle with some beat piece of shit hag. I was nearly married to a beautiful woman much younger than me, but she had other plans.
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>>84595138
So bitter just throw in the towel wurstie. You sound half dead anyways I'd gladly finish you off as a gift
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>>84595150
lol I look younger than that dude by 20 years so it's not over-over, but it's pretty over.
>inb4 you post that Brazilian guy
I mean, yeah, if you can find me you can kill me in my sleep that'd be cool. Just take care of my cat.
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>wurstie
Is this the hot new foid slang?
You'll never beat whore or the countless power words we have for you. Not in a million years, whore. You'll never out N-word us.



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