Ew, a foid. I could be at home jerking off alone, instead I have to listen to this nasally whiny bitch for an hour.

I'm too socially retarded for this fr

>>84587801
Sorry anon. It was the sweating, wasn't it? Sorry.

>>84587797
>Bitch, why are you so smelly? Take a shower for fuck's sake. Also get a haircut.

>>84587811
Yeah, some of it had to do with the sweating, but really it was the smell.

>>84587816
I'm sorry. I swear I took a shower and washed my hair before I came.

>>84587797
She needs a diet asap. Her ass is too fat.

>nervous and inexperienced
>still wears skin tight croptop and booty shorts
you got to make it believable

>>84587797
Idk. I'm inexperienced myself. Ask her to tell me about herself I guess.

>>84587820
I'm not upset at you, I just don't think you can wash that smell off.

>>84587825
She's very socially awkward. You have to be patient.

>>84587797
>What would you say to her?
I'd tell her to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed!!

>>84587820
>before I came
you need to do it after you cum you stupid cunt

>>84587834
Sorry. Is it that bad? I know the tit sweat is a lot.

>>84587864
Yes, the smell is bad. I don't think this is going to work out. I'm sorry.
*Leaves the building retching and gagging*

>>84587797
I would let her talk about her hobbies and interests, passions and pet peeves. People love to talk about themselves.

>>84587889
But what if she goes on an hour long autistic ramble about her niche interest?

>>84587822
Yes, I'll ramble on about fitness at her. Hopefully she'll also ramble about her interests at me too.

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>>84587797
Nigger i already gave what was agreed upon as the objectively correct answer

>>84588067
I mean, it's a pretty good answer.

>>84588067
That doesn't really answer the question. What would you say to her? Like how would you "rizz" her?

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>The date ends
>You escort her back to her house
>She gets fidgety
>She wants you to kiss her
>But she is too embarrassed to say it
>Also she has been nervous, and being nervous makes her sweaty
>She is a bit stinky now, she didn't apply enough deodorant
>(Also she might want you to come inside too...)
What would you do?

>>84588210
OFFER TO MAKE HER A BOWL OF EGGS

>>84588210
Cum inside her (multiple times)

>>84588210
>What would you do?
Say good night, turn 360 degrees and leave because I'm not going to kiss or have sex with someone just after a first date

>>84588067
if a guy has not cummed like in a month, how much will he cum? like is it possible to cum like a half cup or something?
cus i wanna have a lot of cum in my pussy lol

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>>84588157
>How would you "rizz"
>What do you do on date
I hate this gay modern slang faggotry. If you are already getting her to agree to a date the "rizzing" part is done.
A date is for you two to get to know each other and relate.
What I suggested sounds like some kinda meme answer, it isn't.
My last 4 relationships started from doing this.
May experience is a little more personalized than this. The example I gave last thread like this was I got her fried chicken instead of ordering pizza.
The morning is also technically when I do the actual "date" in a traditional sense by going to brunch.
In the last thread, I explained after pre and post shower sex, we popped ADHD meds, went to get fancy crepes cause she never had them, were super chatty cause ADHD meds, then to a pet shop to play with animals, then to a coffee shop for quality coffee, then a smoke shop, then we went back to smoke and had sex again....
This is Litterally a thing I have done IRL repeatedly

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>>84588435
... I have an insane sex drive.
Like going twice in a row is normal for me.
It is probably due to ADHD meds and testosterone levels.
>If a guy hasn't cummed in a long time will he cum a lot
Not a bad question but misunderstood. When a guy hasn't nutted in a while the thickness and density of the load is what changes. The amount kinda changes but keep in mind that wet dreams exist to keep things from backing up too much.
What builds up a massive load is going at it for a long time, getting close, regaining composure and then going back to fucking. However it comes out more watery and not thick and viscose.
I've had my cum literally pour out of her after finishing.

>>84588511
i dunno. like i have never had sex but the most intriguing part about it isn't even the sexual pleasure but like getting cummed into. i bet it feels really really good.

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>>84588547
I'm a straight guy so I have no clue what it's like to be cummed in.
As the cummer I can for sure say 10/10 would cum again.
From what the cummie has said to me, it's hot but it's strongly a mental thing.
Biology creates a breeding kink.
Modern chemistry allows for the ability to enjoy the process without the whole making a baby party.
Hence why I tell them I will be breeding them all night.
I am not actually making babies with multiple women.
Do you know how horrid my life would be if I had to make child support payments like that?!
What do you take me for? Some kind of NIGGER? Now if you excuse me I need to continue my very important scientific research (pic related)

>>84588602
hehe.
idk about breeding kink. some reason i just feel like it would be really fun to have a lot of cum in my pussy.

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>>84588638
It is, but the appeal is how taboo and raw it is.
Like they don't feel the load kick back inside like a super soaker being fired inside of them from what I'm told... but they feel it get warmer and drip drown their leg. The dripping usually is a mixed emotion of "holy shit you shot that much inside of me" and "I can feel it dripping down my leg holy shit I need to clean up omg."
I used to make sex tapes with my ex. She got off to me creampieing her. She also found it incredibly hot when I talked about filling her with cum.
Just be sure to use a plan B or take birth control, or else you gonna get knocked up!

>>84588691
that does sound kinda hot but for me i'm not sure exactly what i find hot about it. like i just love the idea of getting cum there. really dunno why tho..

>>84587797
>What would you say to her?
Something like "Aaahh! Go away! You're not real!" because something like that isn't going to happen.

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>>84588707
Biology.
Like technically a guy shouldn't care that much about cumming inside vs. Pulling out, but finishing in her is like 10 times better than pulling out or finishing in their mouth. And it HAS to be the pussy.
It's raw perfection.
Then trying to get it as deep as possible in her ads another layer.
I figure women get a similar satisfaction.
There is no logical reason a guy shooting a liquid that makes you feel slightly warmer in your cunt should be a turn on.
But women will leg lock and go crazy to get a guy to nut in them raw (you know, if they aren't sacred of getting knocked up).
It's mostly mental and slightly physical.
You also find yourself bonded stronger after. I have no explaination for this or if it's just me, but I treat girls I cum inside of different than the ones I don't.

If you wanna try it find go for it.
Just be safe

>>84587797
So, what's your opinion on white genocide?

>>84588762
i hope i dont overromanticize it but i bet i would feel really at peace if i knew a guy just cummed in my pussy.
but i do wanna be sure about the guy, like if i form a bond when a guy cums in me i want to be sure about him even if he doesnt get me pregnant

>>84588772
She looks a bit Asian so being involved with her would promote white genocide

>>84588808
nta but how would you feel about cum in mouth instead?

>>84588847
>She looks a bit Asian so being involved with her would promote white genocide
Not him but I really like wasian girls

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>>84588808
Yeah, don't get your hopes up otherwise you will say "wait that's it" after cause nothing will live up to the fantasy.
The reason in my example I do it repeatedly is to prevent that feeling all together.
It shouldn't even be about cumming inside, it's about not caring and doing it anyways because you are lost in the moment and let passion take over.
.... then doing it again and again.
Because sex is physical proof you are wanted and it can't be faked.

But once you acquire the taste for it, nothing can substitute it. It needs to be in the pussy and bareback

>>84588882
not sure. i'll have to try. tho i like the idea of making a guy cum though.
>>84588911
yeah imagine a creampie addiction.
but also there is the self-image boost about getting cum: like undeniable proof that i was hot and pleasing.

>>84588911
>>84588942
like i do sometimes struggle with self-worth...
and kinda knowing i made a guy cum must feel amazing.

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>>84588950
You're a girl. You have worth to someone.
Self esteem is over rated.
Most people have that issue and when you realize most people bragging about themselves have low self esteem and are incapable of laughing at themselves or not taking themselves seriously you realize are gonna be okay.
Honestly, just be sweet to a guy and a guy will be really nice to you.
Things with girls are really horrible right now.
>>84588942
Not the kind of thing you wanna say on this board, you will be flooded with guys asking you if you would like to be flooded.
Lol.

>>84588067
How old are you since you've done this multiple times for years?
How do you make sure she actually want to fuck? Are you very attractive or just above average

>>84589004
you seem like a sweet guy for a manwhore.
yeah idk why am i even talking about this tho.

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>>84589065
>How old are you since you've done this multiple times for years?
30s. It was a different time. After 2020 people lost their minds.
>How do you make sure she actually want to fuck?
A lot of old stereotypical dating advice never worked for me. I find being blunt was more effective than taking a girl to a movie and hoping I eventually get enough goodboy points for her to like me.
So usually as backwards as this sounds, the sex came first cause they either liked me or they don't.
>Are you very attractive or just above average
Above average I guess. I have a polarizing personality and look. You either love me or can't stand me (an example of this would be my scientist joke earlier, you either think it's hilarious or see me as an asshole)
>>84589088
>you seem like a sweet guy for a manwhore.
Lol. Thanks.
I am the guy who goes into a hook up and actually tries taking the girl on a date after we had slept together.
Irony is I usually am the one who gets used, so yeah I kinda get how shitty it feels to like someone, then have her throw you away or tell you that you are cute but she would never date you, or try and keep you as a secret she is deeply ashamed of, put you down publicly, then when you get sick of it and move on and date someone else have her get livid you aren't staying in your place.
I've always just wanted a pretty girl who loves me, is loyal, is kind to me, and treats me well.
I've come to terms with that this doesnt exist anymore. I have adapted to being on my own.
>yeah idk why am i even talking about this tho.
Cause it's a semi anonymous forum to have honest discussion.
Only reason I'm advising not to do that is cause I myself am fighting the urge not to make an offer myself since your words are exactly the kind of thing I like hearing.

I also kinda get the low self esteem thing. I believe I found the fix (people say I am super confident, when in reality I just don't care).
Just one step at a time.
Youll be okay

>>84589192
hehe maybe i could be a pretty good womanwhore i guess. but honestly i suck at talking to guys. and i am kinda misanthropic

>>84589192
>I find being blunt was more effective than taking a girl to a movie and hoping I eventually get enough goodboy points for her to like me
So do you just ask her of she want to fuck the first time you hang out with her? Has that not gotten you rejected many times or have you mostly dates hoes?
Or what do you do?

>>84589448
Listen I...I just want to tell you something....I've been thinking a lot lately about...you know...getting high as figgity fuck. And listen I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition! I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!

>>84589192
>Irony is I usually am the one who gets used, so yeah I kinda get how shitty it feels to like someone, then have her throw you away or tell you that you are cute but she would never date you, or try and keep you as a secret she is deeply ashamed of, put you down publicly
>I've always just wanted a pretty girl who loves me, is loyal, is kind to me, and treats me well
Have you tried dating normal girls instead of stacy sluts that agree to fuck before even the first date?

>>84587797
>>84588210
kys with your worthless threads, chad only like all women so she would be repulsed by 99 % of all anons here.

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>>84589448
Awww geeze... you sound perfect.
Too perfect.
Next you will end up telling me you live in my state and are a hot single in my local area!
I knew I should if clicked that ad!
>Sigh despite knowing better, yeah you do actually sound cool. Tell me your region of the US you are in and MAYBE I'll think about it.
>>84589485
Decent impression of me but I don't think she bought it

>>84589647
I'm completely BLASTED out of my god damn fucking MIND! My fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now!

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>>84589476
>So do you just ask her of she want to fuck the first time you hang out with her? Has that not gotten you rejected many times or have you mostly dates hoes?
Lol, not that blunt.
If she isn't willing to admit she is attracted and interested in me, she isn't worth the effort.
The thing is when someone admits they like you and are physically attractive to them.... things kinda fall in place.
I have dated a girl who was very inexperienced and had only.one boyfriend before me and said she didnt like sex, but that she would be willing to work on it and try to be in a relationship.
We slept together after 3 weeks.
Turns out she did like sex. Lol.
But with other girls a lot of times we already are interested in each other, so why bother waiting. I'm not opposed to it if she has legit reasons and is willing to meet me half way....
But if she wants to be in a "relationship" but just wants to keep me from sleeping with anyone and wants me to payfor dates for her and nag at me... fuck that
>Or what do you do?
I get to know them, am honest about being attracted, then have sex.
It isn't a magic Andrew Tate pick up roach course.
I tell guys learn how to be friends with a girl first. Again, counter intuitive cause if you get stuck in the friendzone, but if you can't even get a bitch to be your friend why do you think she'd wanna fuck you.

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>>84589504
>Have you tried dating normal girls
LOL!
what do you think a normal girl is now a days?
No seriously.
"Normal Girls" act repulsive to me cause I see the horrible shit they do behind their boyfriends backs.
Normal girls are the sluts building rosters and nagging the most.
I did almost get married to a normal girl (normak enough). She developed and eating disorder then became controlling and then blamed me for her eating disorder.
I tried. Women are fundamentally mind broken by social media

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>>84589655
It's a weekend. Might as well be.
I can't drink or do drugs anymore. Kinda sucks.
Not any moral issues against getting fucked up.
I just start feeling sick and don't enjoy it anymore

>>84589738
>I tell guys learn how to be friends with a girl first
So did you already know them for awhile before the date?

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>>84589861
>So did you already know them for awhile before the date?
It's complicated...
Sometimes yes
Sometimes no
I'll talk about the girls who I have done this method with.
>1st was a fan of my writing, heard me talking at a party when I was with my GF, said I sounded like this really funny writer she liked read. I confirmed it was me and she was star struck, we were friends instantly, then the moment she saw my GF and I broke up (when I used social media) she showed up instantly and caught me on the rebound.
This was the girl who also said she didn't like sex I mentioned earlier. She is the entire reason I took up this method cause she we spent time together and she gave me a key to her place the first week we dated.
>2nd we dated but and slept together but she dated someone else cause I left town. She broke up with her ex, we were in the same area and we got together like we didn't skip a beat.
>3rd a friend introduced us and she was kinda a shut in who only focused on fashion design. In theory we shouldn't have worked at all, but we did. We slept together the first night cause we just clicked. I think its funny cause we almost got married but the first time I texted her after leaving her place I asked if she wanted to go on a "proper" date and keep in touch.... she didn't respond in an hour so I thought she wasn't interested in me and texted something like "oh, nevermind I guess I misread the situation. Anyways I had a lovely night/morning with you and am happy I got to meet you. Take it easy." 30 minutes later she spamed my phone telling me her phone was carging freaking out cause she thought she blew it with me.
>4th was meeting out of town. She was a fan of my writing, I was a fan of her modeling. She was the story I told on the last thread I dated for 6 years.
Every girl is different.
Every situation is different.
Point of a date is to get to know each other and share in an experience.

>>84588210
Does "coming inside" mean into her house or...?

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>>84590253
It doesn't matter what she means. Cummin in that pussy is about to be what it means no matter what she says

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>>84588210
What the inside of her home looks like.
Lol.

>>84590302
She wants to be punished for being such a bad girl.

>>84590278
Girls like that deserve cum in their pussies.

>>84590302
I could fix her. I bet she's pure at heart.

>>84587797
I will now proceed to regale you with the lore of warhammer 40k in it's entirety. No you cannot leave, this is happening

>>84590489
How'd you feel if she would correct you at some point about the WH 40K lore?

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>>84590417
That's what I'm sayin nigga. Also what is with all this whing from bitches about "boo hoo I didn't give you permission to cum inside me" bullshit.
Like wtf did yoy thing was gonna happen after an hour of fucking your pussy bareback?
My dick was gonna shoot modeling contracts, your dads approval of your poor life choices,and viral social media posts netting you societal approval?
NO BITCH, MY DICK SHOOTS EITHER CUM OR PISS!
YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL YOU AREN'T GETTING PISSED IN.

>>84590498
I doubt she would but nothing would make me happier

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>>84590405
Never got the concept of punishing with sex.
I mean, yeah it's hot. I can't deny that.
But I want her to want me.
Makes sense to punish her with a reward.
Then again it's more about taking what I want than giving her what she doesn't, just always thought that way of thinking was counter productive to women enjoying or wanting sex.
>>84590479
I said the same to the op of this pic.
All she needs is a fitted sheet on the bed, her dirty cothes in a hamper and to throw away the bags she isn't using.

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>>84590489
That honestly gets my dick hard. Can she fuck me while she goes over it and start with Slanesh lore dumping and lick her lips and tell me really slowly?

Why the average male fantasy seems to be these days "a shy, polite, awkward, geeky girl"?

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>>84590605
She doesn't have to be shy.
She can be extroverted but extroverts tend to be attention seekers.
Polite is a good quality. Tge opposite of that is rude and bitchy. No one likes a bitch with an attitude issue and at best only gets tolerated.
Asfor akward, its not a must but its endearing. She can be confident but there is a good chane being confident means entitled. In reality this isn't true and I've seen the opposite. Blame social media for this perception.
Geeky is shared interests.
Geeky isn't necessary at all but consider where you are.... and even then half tge guys here would kill for a sporty tomboy who doesn't care about gaming at all. Hell they may even take up being outdoorsy

>>84590605
You know why... That's why you are here...

in my head a sweaty woman i can smell and lick arouses me but I always wonder if I would be disgusted in reality

I'd try cracking a joke

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>>84591129
.... i mean I make jokes at inappropriate times too but broooo.... way to cock block yourself