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I discovered an erotic fact about moids today: when they get aroused and stimulated enough, their penises dribble this clear, sticky, allegedly sweet-tasting goo, called precum. This is a fact I found deeply fascinating.

MOIDS!!! You are hereby required to tell me about your moid good. Why am I 24 and never knew this??
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>>84591919
If you have functioning ovaries and a womb it's hard not to be romantic about precum
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yes it's viscous and slippery and not bad tasting
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>>84591933
if his diet is has lots of fruit it has hints of sweetness
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it is sweet tasting, ive tasted my own
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>>84591933
>>84591935
>>84591938
TELL ME ABOUT THE GOO
WHY DOES IT LEAK FROM MOIDCOCK
have you ever gotten so aroused in public you made a spot on your pants with pre
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>>84591919
I took estrogen and my precum increased
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>>84591919
is this that mlp reposter?
I saw this thread before
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Dicks are appalling lmao. No way id ever have one inside me. When I think of men and intimacy its appealing, but then I see this shit and it ruines everything.
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>>84591919
can you post your foid butt so i can produce moid goo
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>>84591948
No, not at all. I genuinely just learned about this and it's really erotic
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>>84591919
This is because you have autism, anon
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>>84591955
lol its like incels figuring out about the clit or creaming
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>>84591949
Thats how you know these threads and dick loving post are made 99% by gay men or transgenders and 1% by crazed/femcel/damaged women.
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>>84591943
it is not immediate it is more after having a boner for several minutes, if the boner goes down, the precum still will arrive
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>>84591919
>>84591954
Yawn, rerun
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>>84591919
how did you find out about this? :0
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>>84591943
not through my pants, but there were times when I was out with an at the time gf who would tease and blueball me and my underwear would be damp and stained because of it
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Not to me, to me it tastes quite salty and disgustingly thick and slippery.
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>sweet tasting

it's actually really alkaline like chlorine. It's supposed to bring down the acid level of the pussy so that the sperm can survive.
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>>84591919
found this out at 16. get with the program.
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>>84591919
you know you don't have to pretend to be a girl to get guys to send you their dick right? just go on grindr fag
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>>84592083
God I wish that women actually liked dicks as much as men like dicks
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Another humiliating thig about women: they can't inspect or look at their own genitals easily like men can
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>>84591919
>>84591930
>>84591933
>>84591935
>>84591938
precum isnt real
moid/foid isnt funny anymore
kill yourself redditors
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>Start take zinc supplements
>Leak a shitload more than usual, basically any arousal and I leave big stains on the front of my pants
>Makes me shoot huge loads which feels nice but the cleanup is a pain
Mixed blessings.
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>>84592075
It tastes like black licorice, a sweet alkaline candy. You have to be Scandinavian to truly appreciate precum.
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>>84591919
Tastes way better than the actual cum which is inevitably kind of weird even if it's "good", genuinely salty or sweet, honestly delicious straight up.
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>>84592182
>>84592196
>>84592229
what the fuck are you talking about precum only happens when you nearly ejaculate thats it
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>>84592240
That statement has no relation to any of the linked posts, however if you are high test and get horny enough you can just Leak Goo continually for quite a long time without being even close to nutting. Cuddling with gf while rock hard I will often leave full on precum wet spots on the bed
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>>84592182
god I wish I had a bf who would do this and wipe his dick all over my face
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>>84592240
That's not true at all in my experience, precum is more within the first 5 minutes of full arousal
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>>84591943
It has happened many times. A few weeks back I was massaging my friends shoulders quite thoroughly because she had a knot in her traps.
Afterwards my underwear looked as though a slug had been living in it. Didn't really get a boner though.
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>>84591943
It's a lubricant for semen to spray out harder.
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>>84591919
I love looking at guys without the doctor rape scar
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>>84592133
>precum isnt real
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>>84592609
Is her mouth full of precum?
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mine doesn't really taste of anything
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>>84591919
I leak a lot, its definitely about libido and hydration along with other stuff. here, video of leaking moid goo for you. if you have any questions feel free 2 ask
https://litter.catbox.moe/ri9ri19fxa14z615.mp4
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>>84592128
Worry not, there are no women in this thread, OP is a larping homo
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>>84591919
It's annoying is what it is. I'll be gooning and the pre leaks into my pants and makes a wet spot right at the front, it's annoying as hell
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can be a curse, mine arrives even after having a boner for a second, basically continuously comes out and I can lube my entire dick with it, I think I have some sort of abnormality.
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Men are so funny ahhh my tube is hard and leaking someone help aha. It feels like body horror I have this clean slit and they have this weird dangling thing like a creature that leaks and stinks
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>>84593819
stfu bitch you have this starship troopers alien. Earlier I helicoptered in the mirror and it made me laugh, I get endless entertainment out of my wiener. You couldn't do that.
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>>84593823
It's good you exercise your crotch creature and I agree it's hilarious. Like a permanent prolapse
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>>84593832
also you dont have any clean slit, every woman has weird discharge and bleeds from their wound, me? never, no blood, no weird mucus and when I have sex I penetrate, you get penetrated so its inherently humiliating for you.
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yes precum is a thing

>24 and never knew this
embarrassing, i'm also 24 by the way
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>>84591919
There's actually 2 kinds of precum. The first you described, but there's also the second kind that's basically just normal cum from edging too much and getting too close to an orgasm. It's also possible to goon for so long and lose so much cum this way that none come out during an actual orgasm. I find after 4 hours of gooding i've leaked so much from all these mini orgasms that none come out when I actually want to finish
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>>84593842
You are averse to penetration because otherwise it'd be sodomy to you. I'm glad despite your handicap (XY) you aren't more mentally deranged than normal. However I have a cute tucked in innie that self cleans and can get pleasure from both clitoral and vaginal stimulation without self injury. Your dick and balls smell like an indian fish market after 4 hours
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>>84591943
was @ a public pool once and there was a woman with a nice, round, wide, bubbly, tanned, just all around BEAUTIFUL ass in quite a skinny bikini, and i just couldn't stop staring, my dick was so hard i could pierce it through a titanium wall, i was wearing thick swim trunks so no stain, but pre was running down my leg, since it's a pool and i was already damp from the pool water, people would just think it's water
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>>84593861
inherently submissive to be penetrated, sorry foid. My dick smells beautiful because I eat a clean diet so do not smell, plus you still bleed and have disgusting clots and even ''period shits'' which is foul.
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>>84591919
I like to go days without jerking off and just pop boners everywhere I go and leak.
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>>84593899
How is it submissive it's just an organ designed to fit with another organ. When you put together a puzzle are you calling certain pieces submissive kek. I could see it as a dominance thing if you are practising sodomy but women's vaginas are designed to get pleasure from penises. It'd be submissive to let a guy do anal instead which gives no pleasure
>my dick smells beautiful
>period shits are foul
Brother is high off his own ammonia tainted musk and delusional, go get some fresh air and wash your fucking balls
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>>84593917
my balls smell good, I also scent them using a non toxic powder so dont worry about them, I would much rather have my alien tongue appendage than a bleeding hole, you get cramps as well and get acne for a whole week of the month whereas I never suffer.
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>>84593939
>have to put some weird destinko powder on his genitals daily
Gross what a self own by admitting that. I just wash and smell good all day
I've always had a mild menstrual cycle and am not on birth control the worst thing that happens is bloating and it literally goes away. With flex discs I don't even have to deal with blood only once every 12 hours and I can have sex on it without bleeding all over the bed. I also have full reproductive authority and you don't must suck to be at our mercy
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Sorry foid, moid goo is reserved only for trannies and insanely good looking e-whores who act underage.
You will never get this. You can't even get a modern man hard, let alone to precum.
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>>84593971
No silly foid, the powder is designed for your armpits and I put it on my balls because it smells nice, without it they are odourless but why not put it on anyway? I have never bloated in my life that sounds disgusting also you having full reproductive authority means you have to grow the baby and it's only laws and easy access to abortion that mean you have authority, in a scenario without those you could just be raped then youd have no choice, technically.
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>>84594013
Have never felt the need to cover up the odor of my vagina or treat it like my armpits sounds like a skill issue to me
>without it they are odorless
Balls smell like piss and shit at lightning speed you just like your own funk
You are such a drama queen bloating isn't much worse than it feels after a big meal are you gay or anorexic? Also your threatening vibes are so creepy
"W-well if we forced you you wouldn't have control"
Ok but you can't sooo lol
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>>84591943
Actually yeah. I was at a club grinding on this girl I met and we did it forever. We both had to pee so we split up and when I went to go pee, a big glob of pre-cum dripped out while I was trying to pee.

I usually never get pre-cum unless I'm aroused for a long time, those are usually the best orgasms anyways
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>>84592092
I just wish women actually liked men. Like I get it, one man did something baaad to you or something, but why do I gotta suffer for it when I've made it a point to only try to do good
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>>84594031
>Balls smell like piss and shit at lightning speed
americans are so fucking nasty get a bidet already its current year+11
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>>84594057
Bidets are disgusting how the fuck do you dry off
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>>84592545
>Massaged friend and you didn't fuck afterwards

I was massaging one of my friends once and when I got to get lower back, I could tell she was turned on, so my hands went lower and lower and I ended up making her cum
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>>84594031
Lmao I can tell youre getting frustrated, I only put it on as an afterthought because it smells nice its really not that deep. Also they do not smell of piss or shit because I am not wiping my balls with shit or piss, my ass is very clean. I dont get bloated if I eat a big meal but you get bloating, cramps and still have to deal with bleeding even if its not heavy. Also I'm not threatening anything where are you getting that from, its a technical fact. You only have autonomy due to how society is set up, if you were in an african or middle eastern society you wouldn't have that which sucks for you. Plus you still have to grow and birth a child which is not ideal.

Moids 1, foids 0
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>>84593819
>Dangling thing that leaks and stinks

Don't foids constantly leak nasty goo out of their vaginas. Men goo tastes and smells good while your goo reeks and stains panties
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>>84594069
Emotional projection especially with the ending line please try to stay on topic and stop coping
>my ass is very clean
Doubt men are bad at wiping their butts for some reason it's a huge internet thing
>it's a technical fact
Whataboitisms referring shitholes or biology don't matter we are in the first world with first world laws and customs. I'd abort a rape baby and you'd be in jail getting nigger raped
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>>84593917
You remind me of me when I come here and vent about how bad women are. I'm starting to recognize you, the moment you bragged about your cunt. You've and it before, I guarantee you, you've got meat flaps (which is hot).
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>>84594081
>men are bad at wiping

we have more hair, more men should shave their bungholes like I do. Added benefit is the shits and wipes are so smooth and no shit gets caught in your ass hairs
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>>84594092
>shaves asshole
Very zesty of you
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>>84594081
Because you dont have the biological ability to terminate a pregnancy means you dont have full authority over the reproduction process, its that simple stop coping. Also the entire discussion is solely about biology, why do you think we are comparing dicks and flaps?
>Emotional projection
this is double projection, I see in the last response you using mimicry and direct insult which leads me to think you are getting frustrated, as foids usually become.
> a huge internet thing
this is an american phenomenon because they have not figured out how to wash their anus from corn syrup residue with their terrible diets

my point remains firm like my penis, it is better to have a dick than a bloody mucus vagina.
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>>84594105
I'm gonna assume you're the annoying bitch here so I can make this point

>complain about men being dirty
>man eliminates reason for dirty ass
>gets called gay

there is a reason why men hate women and it's not unreasonable
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>>84594109
Again, that will never happen to me as an adult first world woman. We have full control over if your baby gets incubated or not sorry. Hell we even have a pill to make sure the seed never gets planted called plan b
You are just being autistic there is obviously going to be friction in any debate this isn't reddit cut the tone policing
>This is an American thing
Rent free
We are just going to have to agree to disagree. Like I'm glad you guys are taking one for the team and being sex toys for us, but I'm glad I don't have to live like that. Dangly genitalia nigga
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>>84594152
>Again, that will never happen to me as an adult first world woman. We have full control over if your baby gets incubated or not sorry
No you don't? At least where I'm from 2 doctors have to approve. The decision is always made by a man and we can just as easily revoke it.
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>>84594152
But aren't there states in america where you cant even get abortions, supposedly 13 whole states. Women in your own country where if they get raped and dont have the funds to leave the state they would have to have the child, doesn't sound good.

enjoy your mucus hole that you cant helicopter
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>>84594174
I don't live in your shithole so I don't care I'm in a swing state that lets me yeet a baby even past 24 weeks in certain circumstances sowwy
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>>84591919
Dick and balls smell so repulsive. Cottage chees under the hood..
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>>84594217
>that lets me
And if we wake up tomorrow and decide not to let you?
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>>84594217
I live in switzerland and you should care because 26% of your shithole nation are making it harder to abort and what if your state eventually does? then youd be fucked.
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>>84594251
Women vote more than men so that's not going to happen keep dreaming also The country is going to swing dem again only a moron can't see that. Most everything is going to be walked back.
>>84594255
Stop being obsessed with Americans eurogays aren't even on our radar
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>>84592386
I wish I had a gf I could do this to so bad
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>>84594288
but it happened in the first place, you aren't exactly safe. Europeans dont have to worry about these things.
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Gross, horny foids get off my board. Stop making me precum
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>>84593819
>clean slit
you have a yeast infection and it stinks
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>>84591919
It is not sweet. It is salty. And I dont make as much since I have gotten older. seems thet everything broke down when I turned 25.
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>>84594242
That only happens with uncut worm dicks. Get with cut chads and you won't have to smell seafood when you go down on him
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>>84594527
Gross, mine isn't salty and production hasn't slowed one bit and I'm just past 30
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i leak precum like 5-10 times a day
not even horny or anything
think i got somethin wrong with me
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>>84591943
The precum comes after several minutes of erection and stimulation, it's to lubricate. So I'd say it's pretty rare to get it in public unless you're flirting/touching a woman.
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>>84594527
for me its the opposite, I never precummed until after 25. Maybe its because I just death gripped my penis before then, now I actually know how to masturbate in a way that's enjoyable and as a result I precum every time.

It's nice denying yourself too, walking around with a wet dick that leaves stains in your underpants because you're so horny.
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>>84591944
Looked this up and it's apparently true wtf
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i make a lot of pre but unless i touch my dick it'll stay in the shaft
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>>84591919
I have been told that my vegan moidgoo tastes like fresh coconut
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Nobody wanted to see my moidgoo drip video ....
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>>84597385
I want to see it if it's feminine and with foreskin
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>>84597408
It's neither
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>>84597418
nta but i'll look at it if you have a good amount of pubes, and if you don't mind a guy looking at it
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>>84591919
Yes, you're not the only one who can leak. Everyone leaks when they're horny, who knew.
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>>84594067
Did you make her cum without directly touching her you know?



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