Trips EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84540990https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84540990Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pubMAKE YOUR EXISTENCE KNOWN BY VOTING IN THE BIANNUAL CENSUS POLLhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71LMKeyr
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Wtf? I haven't browsed here in 5 years . This board is niggerlicious now
>>84593151Mommy doesn't care bout trips. Only trips abroad with CHADSON.
you could be making this thread without invoking this subhuman game
Let's go mombros!
Anyone have experience with fat mom tits?
>>84594461I literally just got home from fucking a sex worker that looked almost exactly like my grandma, right down to having the same hair clips.Spent most of the time smothered in her huge fat tits ended by cumming all over them.Best thing that's happened to me in awhile.
My mom has gained few extra pounds recently and I relentlessly bully her for it while squeezing her belly, threatening to never visit her again if she became fat. I got her to hit the gym for months but she quit due to tight work schedule. I'm gonna make her go back to exercising.I also unconditionally shower her with hugs and kisses, so I can't be that mean of a son.
>>84594828don't torture your mommy anon
>>84593151I love my mom so much, yall But I kinda hate myself and want to die because I know my feelings could never be reciprocated by her and I don't know how anyone could compare to the love I feel for her.Emotional day today I guess but I hate waking up horny and angry and depressed.
>>84593151i orally massaged my brother's cock!!
>>84594999Allowing your mom to let herself go is the ultimate long term torture. Hot moms should always stay in shape for their sons. I initially bulked up for her, she must slim down for me.Besides my mom is too adorable not to bully
>>84593151Last Week's UpdatesTennismom-anon>>84542313Brosis>>84546291Imoutanon>>84546999Drawanon>>84548210Unnamed son anon #1>>84552918Unnamed cousin anon>>84556306Unnamed son anon #2>>84556797Sisterdam>>84557853Ass-Masseur>>84558058
>>84593151Last Week's Updates continuedUnnamed brother anon>>84562608resort-anon>>84564025Unnamed sister anon>>84566575Unnamed brother anon #2>>84570041Unnamed nephew anon>>84574541Poetbro>>84577958PhD Anon>>84579132Escobar>>84582350Unnamed daughter anon>>84586238
>>84595467>Emotional day today I guess but I hate waking up horny and angry and depressed.What happened? Did you tell her how you feel?
What do you guys think of this?>>84593519(I'm the OP btw)
>>84594100Does it make you angry and jealous that your Dad can kiss, nuzzle and suck on those big ol titties whenever he wants to.u'll probably never see them again even though they were YOURS EXCLUSIVELY for the first 8 or 10 months of your life ?
>>84595795It must bother my dad that I can kiss, nuzzle, cuddle and waist hold his milf of an ex wife whenever I want
wonder if hapa-chan is lurking
>>84594828Only positive reinforcement for mommy! Bully sons get no mompussy
>>84595963I tell her she is the prettiest mother in the world but I don't want her too comfortable. It's a carrot and stick situation
>>84595467>But I kinda hate myself and want to die because I know my feelings could never be reciprocated by herWith everything you've told us about her she sounds pretty obsessed with you. Why do you think her reciprocating your feelings is impossible?
>>84593152> @PoetbroPoetsis is cross with me because I was a little overzealous with the chainsaw yesterday and accidentally dropped part of a tree on myself. You'd think she'd be glad I didn't die, but instead she's all sour with me. Sad!
>>84595616Go for it. Make racially pure babies with him.
>>84595616Do you have nightmares a lot? I shared a bed with my brother for a long time because of that. If he's really that comforting to be around then it could be a start.
>>84596580Of course she'd be mad, she doesn't want you to be a reckless retard who plays fast and loose with his life
>>84596667Yeah I need to come up with something.>>84595949 had an idea, dunno how good.
>84594828Gave me a idea for this curi.
>>84595599No, nothing like that exactly.Just a combined effect of some stuff going on lately plus me ruminating on thoughts.When we went camping last week and we were sleeping in my car, she seemed to have no problem just sleeping next to me but the moment I put my arm around her, her whole body went stiff as a board and she sharply asked>What are you doing?and I just sheepishly was like >huh? oh sorry I was asleep, did I bump into you?and just played it off best I couldThat reaction was enough for me to think she'd never go for it and couldn't ever see me the same way I see her. That's okay, I guess. It just seemed like the thought hadn't even occurred to her and it was more offensive to even try anything>>84596529What I said to anon^and she even has this thing in her head where she thinks she's extremely unattractive for some reason despite people hitting on her all the time. It's a weird echo of how I generally feel with women, I mentioned in the previous general I think just the psychology aspect of momcest stuff mirrors the odd relationship experience I've had. First real gf was a spitting image of my mom at 20 including her mental issues and alcoholism and I got my heart stomped on. Any other girl I've dated has been either physically/sexually unavailable or is already in a relationship or even married and they try to cheat with me. The weird part there is that's how my mom and dad hooked up, he was married and cheated on his wife with her. I regularly, especially in my mid 20s seem to persistently attract oppressed or angry married women that want to cheat on their husbands.
>>84597479>the moment I put my arm around her, her whole body went stiff as a boardFucks sake, why is she so damn averse to snuggling? She falls asleep in your bed basically every evening but you can't be cuddly with her?
>>84597479You gotta ease her into things with lingering standing hugs. Even if she freezes up, hugs are normal mother son affection. I think there's 2 possible reasons for being weird about physical affection. Either she's so incest averse that even normal affection weirds her out or she does have reciprocal feelings and fantasies but she's scared to reveal them.
Take mommy to the beach
>>84597479 #Funny. My mom would let me cuddle with her for hours but sleeping together is where she sternly draws the line.I suppose both approaches have their upsides, I get a more responsive experience while you have the plausible deniability to do pretty much whatever.
I die of jealousy evey time I'm reminded of Punic. I bet I could've had his life I wasn't born broke
>>84598704I wouldn't say their financial position is one of the major reasons Punic anon and his mom ended up together. They'd still have a high chance of becoming sonsband and momwife even if they were destitute imo
>>84597427Could work if you're the type of person to need comforting from that sort of thing. Otherwise he might just see right through it. Though maybe that would work too...?>>84596580Hopefully not too big a tree part. I'm sure her future kids would never forgive you for dying doing dumb stuff
Does your family like to play Strategy RPGs /mcg/?>>>/v/739107983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2eZFm3aoKUold but gold
>>84597440>this version of Oedipus hates riddles so he just throws the sphinx off the cliffI doubt this one would've blinded himself
Me watching the NBA conference finals with my mom
>>84598998I did ask to sleep in the same bed when I was a very little kid because of nightmares. I don't know if he will see me as a little kid though anymore.
>>84593151walked in on my mom masturbating 20 minutes ago, quickest and least painful way to kill myself?
Wild how we're not allowed to post loli or shota outside of /b/ but your disgusting incest general is fine.
>>84593151step son/mom shit allowed?
>>84596580"This chainsaw maniac tried to kill my Poetbro. How dare he?!"
>>84595616Going to sleep at his place tonight. Wish me luck. I have no idea what I'm doing. Standing on the threshold of something extremely vile is kind of exciting, in a way. But I don't think anything will happen.Most likely not.But maybe it will lead to something unholy.
>>84600444>dubs>tripsAnything is allowed with those digits
>>84600407By cumming to the memory 10 times in a row
>>84598174That image turns me into a gooner
>>84600801You still have a chance to back out of this. Think about your eternal soul.
>>84595467The danger of those feelings. Hope you can get better if it truly is impossible, Tennis-anon.
>>84597479Is the era of irl tennis pics over?
>>84600801Keep us updated. I'm rooting for you!
My step mom is kinda hot. I don't know what to do with this information.
>>84600812well I guess, I just wanted to fuel your jerk off sessions with the stories about my step son
>>84601542if my son called me a milf I wouldn't take it as him actually wanting to fuck me, just saying I'm attractive to younger men
I called mom "hottie" in a text message once then I found out a week later that she googled to see if the term is explicitly sexual.I'm contemplating dropping the M bomb on her casually. How would your moms react to being called a MILF?
>>84600801We are all larping here and nobody is actually thinking about having sex with their relatives. So if by a small chance you are not larping, DO NOT DO IT!
>>84601592I mean, speak for yourself, I lurk in the thread a lot but I've only talked about fucking my brother twiceI'm not the anon you replied to
>>84600834>>84601592Don't worry. Nothing bad is going to happen.>>84601019I'll think about it
>>84601564>How would your moms react to being called a MILF?She'd ask me what exactly I mean by it. I'd probably only dare to say that I think she's a sexy and attractive mom. I would like to also add that she's what I want in an older women, but I'm not smooth enough to be able to think of a good way to say it in the heat of the moment. I suck at flirting with my mom.
So that's how they won the world cup
>>84600801We are all telling TRUE stories here and EVERYBODY is actually having sex with their relatives. So if by a huge chance you are not larping. DO IT, JUST DO IT!
>>84597590>>84597846I'm unsure why she has that reaction.The only thing I can guess from what she's said is one time like 5 or so years ago the topic of drunken sex came up. I don't drink and at the time all my friends did, like every weekend sorta thing and of course I felt like some sort of weirdo outcast. They would regularly get laid, fuck around with friends, and rack up body counts but only while drunk af and I just refused to get fucked up like that which meant I wasn't getting laid. I remember her getting a serious look on her face as she said>Anon, it's good you're not like them, you don't want those memories or those mistakes, people do awful things when they're drunk and can't control themselves. My own brother tried to fuck me when we got too drunk together and I couldn't look at him the same for a decadeSo there's some negative experience there. Her brother also died about 10 years ago. >>84598498Lucky :(>>84600842Thanks, anon. I feel less shitty about it today but it's still there.>>84600853No, I just haven't had a decent opportunity to take any pictures of her or us together.
>>84593151Do you guys have any kids with your relatives? Did they come out healthy?
>>84593152>@Convention BroWe got high sunday and we had I kid you not a 2-hour discussion about how and why men find women's feet attractive
>>84594828Moms should be curvy and fertile, not slim
>>84600801Alright. I'm going there in about an hour. I feel anxious and nauseous. I don't know what I'm doing. And why would I even feel anything? It's not like I'm actually planning on doing anything bad. I'm going there as a sibling who has a good platonic relationship with her brother, nothing more. But I feel like chickening out.
NeoNomi sure is pushy, his little private thread dies due to low interest and mockery and he instantly gets back hereHe must really really miss the feeling of getting (you)'s
>>84602608>2-hour discussion about how and why men find women's feet attractiveWhat did she have to say on such a subject?
>>84603007She really didn't get it.She was all "feet are weird looking, feet are always touching the ground, there's nothing sexual about feet, it'd be like liking a car for the tires, feet smell, toes are funny" and I defended my position as best I could, then we got sidetrack and started talking about some other bullshit, then back to feet talk, then sidetracked again, then we got tired of talking in circles and boned.She ended up not getting it in the end but she did get my feelings for her feet are sincere and she'd keep it in mind moving forward because she wants to be an understanding accommodating sister-girlfriend.
>>84603283Poo comes out of the butt, yet people still find a nice ass attractive. I don't understand why liking feet is such a confusing concept for some people. It's literally just our brain finding specific shapes appealing.
>>84602346>My own brother tried to fuck me when we got too drunk together and I couldn't look at him the same for a decade>Her brother also died 10 years agoHow long was he alive while she was single?
>>84602186The current first lady of Argentina is the President's sister
>>84601564My mom would probably take it as a compliment. That's how she reacted when I've called her hot, sexy, and a goddess
>>84604403Which anon are you? Could you give more details on context and her reaction?>goddess Kinda shit I only dare to utter to an AI chatbot. Good on you and your mom
>>84604502I'm D-cup anon, I give her compliments pretty often so she doesn't have much reaction to them anymore other than smiling. The goddess one was in the context of asking about her day "How is my goddess doing". It got more reaction than usual though, she said "that one's a bit over the top" and laughed then told me about her day
>>84604028A face only a mother or a brother could love.
>>84600801Got any updates? Tell me please how it went.
>>84593151Incest is never okay. Not even cousin incest.
>>84605108Based voluntary human extinctionist
>>84603283>She really didn't get it.Ask her what she thinks about male hands, it's the female equivalent of a feet-fetish.
>>84596580>overzealous with the chainsaw yesterday and accidentally dropped part of a tree on myself.
>>84602346>>Anon, it's good you're not like them, you don't want those memories or those mistakes, people do awful things when they're drunk and can't control themselves. My own brother tried to fuck me when we got too drunk together and I couldn't look at him the same for a decadeI mean she knows you haven't changed in regards to drinking, and it shouldn't be something that gets in the way of showing physical affection with each other. I know you feel hopeless and like your feelings will never be reciprocated, but honestly we need to just focus right now on getting you into the snugglezone. You'll feel much better, and there's no shame in having it as an endgame. Regular cuddling with mom is good for the soul
>>84605706It's Pover ;_;
>>84593151if you put this effort into something else besides these threads you could unironically be a millionare
>>84606202I'm already a millionaire though and I like making these threads. Plus, I think /mcg/ is a positive force in this world, it helps people
>>84602186>che boludo, haceme un hijo y le ponemos Lionel como el mejor del mundo>y que tiene que seas mi hermano, pelotudo?
Anyone have the pics of the famous mombjguy thread? Or at least the video of her in the shower? Motherless has deleted anything of note.
