What was the most embarrassing/shameful moment of your life?For me it was either when I was 17 or 18 and dropped a bottle of chocolate milk in the grocery store right at the checkout in front of a lot of people. Several people looked and someone had to come clean my mess. Or it was in elementary school in gym class when I ran into the gym in my underwear because I forgot to put on shorts and then all the other kids saw it and laughed at me.
>>84594497i use to do muay thai during high school to feel better about myself, after a session i ended up straining my leg and ended up walking with a limp and a group of classmates thought i shit myself, never went to muay thai classes again
>>84594549Should have showed them your ass so they could see there was no stain.
I spilled stuff in a store before and wasn't even embarrassed I actually copped an attitude with the wagie for getting mad at me for it. Something in my cart leaked all over my items and the floor so I just bought what wasn't damaged and the cashier was all pissy at me for saying the floor needed cleaned. Clean it UP wagie you are literally paid to do it not me lol I just walked out
>>84594951What embarresses you then?
>>84594978If I misunderstand a post and write a whole heated paragraph about my retarded version of reality and everybody calls me a dumdum
>>84594995Give an example if you have it pls
>>84594497In school I tried to use a heavy, squeaking door to the classroom to stealthily fart as I opened the door. Little did I know, a female classmate was exiting the classroom just as I was entering.
>>84595070Reminds me one time I farted very loudly in class and it was caught in some video someone was recording. It was extra embarrassing because I was the quiet kinda serious guy and not someone that would normally make other people laugh. And to make it worse the guy recording went and showed it to someone in tye next room who went straight into our room to open the window even though the smell was already gone.
>>84594497i have never had one big embarrassing moment, just a constant stream of small ones lol
>>84595276Do you remember specific instances though?
>be me, 15 at the time>had a rough day at school>thought I was home alone so I start venting my frustrations out loud>door creeks open behind me>i wasn't home alone after all, it was my sister >she looks at me with a shit eating grin and laughs at me
>>84595302What were you venting about that was so embarrassing?
>>84595343How much I liked my crush and how much I hated the guy who bullied me in class. Typical angsty teen shit.
>>84595356Do you always think out loud or was that only back then?
My mother telling the whole family about my self-injuries and attempt despite me telling her not to ever do it has to be top 1 "I want to crawl inside a hole right now" moment for sure
saw of group of people i knew from my former school. instead of greeting me back they all laughed at me.currently still have zero friends
>>84595380I always thought out loud when I know for sure I'm alone back then, but nowadays I do it whenever I want because I don't care anymore of what people think of me.
>>84595387If it makes you feel any better, I also encountered classmates of my former school once and they all actually greeted me back cheerilly, and I'm still a hikineet with a close friends I see like twice a year nowadays.
>>84595414That's actually based, I actually do that too but still repress it in public because I normally just talk about profoundly personal stuff.
>>84594497Confessing to older sister about twin sister getting pregnant
>>84595414So do you mumble in public?
>>84595530Sometimes but it's not like I'm doing it very obviously
>>84595483Pregnant by whom?
>>84595606Listen, that's not important right now
i was looking for better ways to jerk off and i read online you can take the banana out of the peel and use the peel to jork it. so i tried that but my dick was a bit too girthy i guess and it burst at the edges. so i got duct tape and used that on the peel, but it still kept tearing up. so i gave up and just wanted to get rid of the peel at this point. i didn't know what to do with it because if i put it in the trash my parents might see it. so i flushed it down the toilet... a while later my dad confronted me about it because obviously it didn't go all the way down the drain. he was like wtf is this? i forget what my excuse was but obviously it's very embarrassing.
>>84594497When I peed myself infront of my mom due to severe ocd at the age of 16.My absolute rock bottom. Mom showered me like i was a toddler afterwards.
>>84594497When I was in the 1st grade I would pick my nose a lot when I thought no one was looking. Well there was this girl in my class who would always wear clothes that looked like something an adult would wear and she always wore makeup including lipstick, which all together led me to have a kind of confused crush on her and stick around her as much as I could. She loved doing cartwheels and I would sit on the swings and she would go back and forth doing cartwheels in front of me. Weirdly she didn't talk to anyone else as much as she did me, maybe because she joined our class late in the year and I happened to be the first to approach her. Anyway one day we were talking and she asked me out of nowhere if I wanted to kiss and of course I said yes. She started leaning in slowly and her eyes were looking me up and down, it felt like an eternity. Until it felt like it was just about to happen, and then she said "ew, is that a booger?" And sure enough I look down and there's a fat fucking booger in the middle of my shirt which I must have dropped during one of my picking sessions. I tried to lie that it was from my baby brother or something stupid, but she spun around and walked away. The last memory I have of her is the smell of her long hair as she spun around quickly and left. Lavender. I can't remember what happened after but I'm sure she found someone else to hang with.
>>84595790How did OCD cause that?
Probably the time my dad walked in on my jerking my shit to roblox porn in 2015.
>>84594497If these are literally the most embarrassing things you've done anon, stay blessed.
>>84595790I signed up for football in 7th grade for who knows what godforsaken reason because I didn't even like football (B team, coach hated me) and at my first game I drank way too much water, but I didn't want to ask to go to the restroom because someone had to unlock the door to the school or something and a kid had asked to go earlier and the coach threw a fit about it so I was scared. So instead I decided to run back and forth behind the benches like a retard hoping people would think I was staying warmed up or something, and what ended up happening is my bladder gave out while my coach gave a speech after the game. I managed to get out of there without anyone noticing by holding my helmet in front of my crotch until I got home, but I'm certain my mother knew because I'd never done my own laundry before but insisted that I start immediately that day with my football uniform.
>>84594497I tripped on stage after failing my first challenge at a spelling bee.
>>84596186What was the word you failed on?
someone made a rumor i sucked a guys dick on facebook. i was working retail, someone said something about that.
>>84594497One time I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom and for some reason had like a panic attack and started crying. I didn't know what to do so I started asking for help and then the teacher came by and gave me toilet paper. I remember when she opened the stall like 4 other kids were there and looked at me at my most vulnerable. That was in middle school.In highschool I thought it would be funny and edgy to pretend to be a pedophile and they were asking me the basic questions of like "what are your hobbies and interests" and i was like "i like touching children lole!!". Everyone looked at me weird and the teacher assumed I was serious and I had to do counselling after that.Also in highschool I fucked up a goal in soccer I felt really bad about it and broke down pathetically in front of my friend.
>>84594497I overdosed on DXM and had to go to the hospital. Maybe it wasn't an overdose and I was overreacting but I panicked and went to the hospital and vomited all over the floors and over some hospital attendants, and my dad had to wheel me around in a wheelchair. I also had a shaved head I looked like some cancer patient. I legit thought I was gonna die.
>>84594497Farted in class once, I tried to slip one out thinking it would be small, but it was ball-bustingly loud and everyone burst into laughter. I tried to look away but everyone knew it was me. No one ever brought it up again though. That's good.>>84596025Explain.
>>84597313Why did you have a shaved head?
>>84596035What was your most embarrassing thing?
>>84597407I cut my own hair and fucked it up so I just went ahead and shaved the whole thing off.
>>84594497Having a kid super young, it was easier for us just to act as siblings instead of parent/child
>>84597648Unfortunate. I assume I'd fuck up cutting my own hair so everytime I want to I just go straight to the buzzcut instead
>>84597730How long ago did you have your kid?
accidental public masturbation
>>84594497In 2018 while sitting at a mcdonalds with my friends, a guy dropped his chocolate milkshake next to us and made a huge mess. It was funny, you shouldn't feel embarrassed about it. I don't remember what the guy looked like, just that it happened.
>>84598871Hand slipped?
>>84598871i would agree with you but no one said anything so it's more shame than embarrass
>>84594497>What was the most embarrassing/shameful moment of your life?well more embarassing than anythingi was at college in a computer course.we were learning stuff on Word.and it was super boring.I saw the female teacher behind my monitor bending over to help someone else. I could see her ass.I typed into word "God I'd love to fuck Mrs X in the ass".but then I backspaced it away.I then moved on and i ran into a problem.I called her to come help me.Well, eventually, she said "lets try undo a few times and"suddenly what i typed to myself about her was on the screen infront of her.I froze.She just chuckled and then helped me with the issue and said "Get back to work".She didn't bring it up again.
>>84594497One time in middle school I lost the class president elections. I was so upset later on for some reasons i cried in the middle of class, I felt like i wanted the earth to swallow me whole. Didn't help later that I got bullied because of it. Never got the courage to try and go for class pres ever again since then, or anything requiring a spotlight.
>>84600252Kinda reminds me of that one friend i had in high school. Apparently he used to draw hentai in his math notebook. One time the teacher started taking a look at his equations, saw the page where he had drawn an anime girl with her legs wide open, she just closed the notebook and gave it back to him.
I used to wear those goth pants with all the straps and chains on them. The chairs and tables in the lunch room at school were connected. Somehow the straps on my pants got wrapped around my chair and as i got up i dragged the table with me, fell flat in my face and my pants came off. Of course it was the one day i went commando. The cafeteria was silent briefly and then there was nothing but laughter. I had to disentangle myself from the chair before i could flee. I pretended to be sick so i could leave school early and thought about killing myself that night.
here's a list-got $150 stolen from me by niggers in 2nd grade -embarrassed my mom at some guys place with my autism (lack of manners) which probably put her off dating forever-thought i could breakdance but instead just spazzed out on the floor in front of my 3rd grade class-got my psp stolen out of my locker in 4th grade-got bullied by bosniaks who put an actual kick me paper on my back which led to me crying in front of my entire 5th grade class-girl "broke up" w/me in 6th grade even though we weren't dating b/c ppl assumed we talked-got used by an 8th grader to get back at her ex-got made fun of for cutting myself-my best friend told me in the last week of 8th grade that he was only friends with me because he felt bad for me -10th grade my new "friends" ascended and left me for popular kids (fuck u magdel) -i cried in front of a girl who i had a crush on to get her to go out with me cuz crying was literally the only thing in my life that has ever gotten me anything -got broken up with senior year 2 weeks before prom because i had normiemaxxed too hard and cheated on my gf -my mom found my lexapro and got mad at me for being a bitch-my mom found my femboy clothes during the pandemic times and got mad at me for being a mentally ill fag-i spent 2ish years mucking about because i had flunked college but hadn't told anyone -and i guess the biggest shame of them all is that im an absolute disgrace as a son, my mom is such a kinda and amazing person who embodies everything a woman should be and yet im such a waste of human life who's given her nothing but trouble and yet her eyes still light up when she sees me. i truly am scum
>>84594497It was when I recently just move away thanks to being mocked by my neighbours.I decided to get high on shrooms to celebrate moving into a new place, I started to reminisce about my life which caused to repeat :>I'm fucked in the head>I'm fucked in the head>I'm fucked in the headFor about 2 hours since the place I just moved in was a shit hole that had paper think drywall, no running water and only 2 outlets of electricity.My new neighbours heard everything and proceeded to mock me for about 6 months until I moved out back into my mom's house.
>>84600252>See me after class, Anon>ffw to later you guys are fucking in the background
>>84594497>most embarrassingAsking my cousin to let me practice kissing with her shortly after she got back from being in a psych ward.>shamefulTrying hard drugs to "have done something" in my life and not see myself as a boring person.
>>84595978If youre mentally ill enough yes. I had a fear for going to the toilet, so I tried to never pee, but I failed miserably.Somehow I was never sent to a therapist and any psych ward. I overcame my ocd somehow.
>>84600862You had a fear? What did you think would happen on the toilet?
>>84600908Dirt. It was unclean. So i stayed away from it. If I got dirty I would have to do my cleaning session which was too tiresome. So holding it in and not eating or drinking became a solution
>>84594497If dropping chocky milk as a child is considered your most shameful moment, then you have lived a pretty good life anon...
>>84601050I wasn't a child. And it was in a store with people staring. What have you done that beats it?
Why is embarrassment and humiliation so hot
>>84601290it's a coping mechanism to find embarassing memories sexual in nature to replace your bad memories with sexy memories|>>84594497im autistic and my life is so embarrasing but i literally cant name any of the memories because im dissociating from them too much. in like omori from the game omori or something. is that normal?
>>84594497I was 14, my panties had a hole in them, a pretty big hole, while pissing for some reason I made the hole bigger, couldn't wear them anymore, I got changed into gym uniform, during lunch a boy came up behind me, said "you're not supposed to be wearing these" and dacked me while I had no panties on
>>84601321are you japanese? that sounds so anime moment
>>84601348No, what? I'm Australian, isn't that obvious enough by me saying dacked?
>>84601321did you masturbate thinking about that?how much did they actually see?how hairy was your cunt? australian teenage girls usually don't shave
>>84601433No, just my pubes, and hairy, I was 14, I didn't shave, and I still don't
>>84600747>Asking my cousin to let me practice kissing with herDid she?
>>8460123117/18 is still basically a child, at least you'll feel that way when you're much older. And who cares about the dull grocery store drones? People shopping are so bored, they were probably hoping someone had started shooting and were simply more disappointed than anything.
>>84597421Jesus christToo drunk to board a charity flightToo drunk to workCalled in to teach a class high off my titsDon't do it, kids.
>>84601861Ok let me hear your worst thing then
>>84602968>>84595974 this was mine.>>84596117 this would have been my most embarrassing moment if anyone noticed I'd pissed myself, luckily only my mom did, though that was still really embarrassing.Actually It could also be the time in 7th grade athletics that the entire class was supposed to go around the weight room getting their max reps recorded for various exercises (jumping jacks, running laps, pushups, etc) and I was too scared to do the one activity which involved lifting actual weights, which was squats, because I'd never touched a weight in my life and thought I'd look dumb and weak. Well the coach had everyone's max for everything written on a clipboard, and when he saw I was the only person with an empty box he called me out at the end of class and made me get up in front of everyone, go to the squat rack, and squat. There was no weight on the bar but even then I was too scared to go low enough and then he started screaming next to my face "IS THAT HEAVY TO YOU?" and my knees started shaking as I couldn't manage to stand up all the way, pretty sure I started crying as well but I can't really remember. Somehow I managed to get the weight up and rack it and he wrote my max down as 1 and yelled at me to sit back down with everyone else.I was basically afraid of all physical activity after that, though now I have a healthier relationship with it, but I still hear coach screaming at me sometimes and feel demotivated and stop taking care of myself for weeks at a time.
>>84600329Similar story>be 16>drawing furry yaoi in my Spanish class notebook>only draw it in the back pages, far from where I write my assignments >teacher checks our work every day>one day, teacher checking my work like normal>annoying loud ugly asian girl talking to teacher at his desk at the same time>for some inexplicable reason, he starts from the back of the notebook, flipping the pages to get to my assignment >my yaoi drawings flash in front of him, the annoying asian girl, and I>she bursts out "WHOA WHAT WAS THAT?">teacher plays it cool and keeps flipping pages >I just stand there and stay silentFuck that annoying bitch
>>84594497I got really big into exposing myself and while gooning I begged people to send a video of me getting fucked by a dog to my own mother. I'm still not sure if anyone delivered.
>>84600508You can be better, Anon. Please don't give up, and don't cut yourself either. You might laugh this off, or dismiss it, but your mistakes do not define you. Everyone fucks up, you're young. You have time to try again.If your mother is there for you, maybe talk to her. If she is willing to help you, maybe she can help steer you in the right direction. Please spend your time as best you can, there are people out there who will care about you and love you. You just need to find them. I believe in you!
>>84604157I'll send it to her
>>84604458At this point I don't even care. I mean, I'd prefer if you didn't but I'm powerless. I've noticed anons here tended to always be more reserved and seemed to have more fun toying with me about it and messing with me rather than actually doing it since no one cared enough to go through with it, but a year ago I made the mistake of "outsourcing" my degeneracy to another platform and re-uploaded a copy of the video with some personal information in the description and title and expected to be treated like I did here where no one would actually go through with it but not even a day later after it was uploaded my mom called me freaking out saying someone was calling her at work and accusing me of "having relations with a customer's dog" and told her to send them money to her PayPal and she'll stop. She left a couple reviews that were up way too long but got taken down, and eventually she stopped calling. I have no idea if that person told her the name of the video or if she saw it. Needless to say I don't really talk to my mom anymore and that was enough to snap me out of that bullshit so I guess there's a silver lining to this.
When I let my bf fuck another guy and suck a dick bigger than his and bigger than anything Ive ever had or seen. Then he broke up with me and stayed single for years. He didnt even fuck guys after so I hear.
>>84594497I recently discovered an old reddit account that I was active on in middle school and my old posts/replies were some the most embarrassing shit ever, didn't help that I had no friends at the time so I spent a lot of my free time on there.
>>84604157are you the german sheperd anon?
>>84604653No the dog was a teacup Chihuahua
>>84604740How... did the dog...
>>84604770He was hung like a German shepherd.
>>84604902I'm guessing doggy style was still impossible though
>>84594497When I was 6-7 and got kissed on the cheek by my cousin as a greeting. Ended with lipstick marks on my cheek and everyone laughed. Doesn't sound like a lot but as a kid it led me to find girls even more icky than what a boy should at that age and fucked my possibilities more than they already were.
>>84601802Of course not, it also took over a decade until it stopped feeling awkward between us.
During my freshman year of high school, 1997-1998, there was a talent show performed in front of the entire school towards the end of the year. I was a lonely friendless kid and saw this as my opportunity to become one of the cool kids. I sang... what was the song from DBZ where Gohan turns SSJ2? Unmei no Hi? I thought it was the coolest song ever at the time and gave a passionate performance of it. I was certain that the audience would erupt into applause, that everyone would clamor to be my friend, that it would become a popular song amongst the entire student body.After I finished the song, it dawned on me that almost everyone in the audience was stony-faced, confused, wrinkling their nose, or snickering to their friends. I got a few scattered cheers, some of them sarcastic. I ended up in 16th out of 16 place with only two votes. Not sure if they were pity votes or if there was a fellow nerd or two in the audience. I felt really empty and shell-shocked for the next three or four days.The other kids there were merciful enough not to make fun of me afterwards, minus a few snickers the following couple of weeks. Sadly the memories still remain.
>>84605692F anon. Everyone else just had shit taste.
>>84605655>it stopped feeling awkward between usTry again
>>84605692>1997-1999Way too early to be doing that shit, anon. RIPHopefully you can find some comfort in knowing that absolutely would have gotten you at least a couple of good friends if you'd done it today
>>84604549Pls be true pls be true holy shit you deserve everything that happens you fucking bone headed bitch.
