there's a fembot out there waiting for me.i just know there is... i dont deserve to be alone...
>>84598688I hope it's not me
>>84598694the fembot i'm meant to be with will love me as much as i love her
>>84598694Not OP, but are you waiting for me instead?
>>84598715I'm not dating anyone from this board; all of you want to watch your girlfriend get fucked by Tyrone, or want to get pegged... sometimes both
>>84598780but there are more people here that call them faggots then there are people posting about that stuff
>>84598688Whats up my Niggas!
>>84598780I don't, I'm extremely possessive and a bit racist. I'm also not gay and hate all forms of anal, both giving and receiving.
>>84598688If you didn't completely ruin your life probably. I regret not trying more when it wasn't completely over. Now I'm just in limbo waiting to drink with my old dad every night.
>>84598831>and hate all forms of anal, both giving and receiving.Sounds like you have experience
>>84598928No I'm not gay and find the idea disgusting. ofc I have no experience, I wouldn't be posting here if I wasn't khhv
>>84598939You're probably young then. See you in a couple years when you become a transbian.
>>84598780At the same time!!! HAAAAHAHHAHAHA I'm high as FUCK
No, OP, there really isn't. They're too busy lustfully gazing at or being currently sodomized by Chad's massive warm THUNDERCOCK
>>84598688where are are, right now
>>84598688your digits are nice, anonit's a good sign, maybe she's closer than you thinkhere's hoping you can captivate her as hard as she'll captivate you, fren
>>84598688ok desu san sir
>>84599052nigger I'm 29
>>84598688>i dont deserve to be aloneIf all you do is waste time on social media, anime and video games, maybe you kinda do
>>84599697Then you're alright, I guess. Good to know not every single /r9k/ poster is a freak.
>>84598688She exists within an alternate reality, where you can create a woman who specifically finds you attractive; not here though. Even those who cope, who think they've found the one, are only settling for them. You have to become God in order to find the true woman.
>>84599720I don't just do that but even if I did there are plenty of women out there who also just do that
>>84599664what a pretty girl, imagine her loving you
>>84598688hey fuck you nothing bad will happen.>>84600347how do i invent interdimensional travel to find realities where im cool?
>>84598780Not me, I want my gf to hump me while she whispers in my ear how much she wishes she had a dick to rape me with.
>>84598780wouldn't the "sometimes both" people find that extremely awkward? like uhh so we finished... jamal go home ok? like wouldnt the post nut clarity feel like spiritual death?
>>84601659I don't know, ask this guy >>84594327
>>84598780Out of the way, I'll take the anons that want to be pegged.
>>84598688fembot is mine, not yours
>>84598688reeee nigger kekekee
>>84602033your mother is now safe
>>84598688Morning hugo
replying for mom
