Costco sells a paint bucket of wine now.
this object belongs in a christtt live set slideshow
>>84607006Jesus by the bucket
DON'T DO IT OP D:
>>84606994in australia we sell a similar thing except its in a box, you can get half a paint bucket or 5Ls for $20
>>84606994why cant ausfailia have cool shit like this! alchohol is retardo expensive thanks to the kikely tax on spirits
>>84606994i mean depending on how much wine you drink i doesn't see a problem
>>84607030It's white girl winter
The gayest frathouse would love these
>>84607038cause we're cucks and we're the governments paypiggies
>>84607038wdym? Australia invented box wine it's basically the same thing and it's the cheapest alcohol you can buy
>>84606994What? Is it wine in that bucket?
>>84606994(ABOUT 13.2 BOTTLES)Do Americans really?
>>84607187literally ANYTHING but metric
>>84607187Alcohol is like the only place besides science, math, medicine, and engineering where metric is commonly used by default for Americans. Ten liters. For all the wanking metroids do over how easy it is to convert between units its really not. The fractions used in imperial system are much easier, faster, and more intuitive Wine is typically thought of as 750 ml units. If you can mentally math 10000/750 that's actually cool but I feel like a nerd every time I pull out my calculator at the grocery store. It's helpful that it says 10L or 13.3 750mLs on the label. Had it said 2.5 gallons you know how many pints, cups, quarts instantly without calculating because the brain has an auto conversion table. It doesn't feel like math because you're just reading the table in your mind.
The paradox of boxed wine is that it if you're enough of a drunk to want that kind of volume you've probably already developed a gag reaction to that kind of swill which almost defeats the point
>>84607194>literally ANYTHING but metric>literally says 10 LITERS with an estimation of wine bottles which is also based off metricsmartest eurocuck soldier
>>8460725910L is for the Euros. 13.2 bottles aka the length of 1/32 of a football field is for the Americans
>>84607176i dont know about the other states, but box wine in SA is $15+ for 2 litres, and certainly doesnt sell 10 litre anything
>>84607187How many bananas is that?
>>846073191/32 American football field is 167.1875m^2. One inch of rain is 25.4 liters. 20 liters would be 0.0047 inches of wine per 1/32 football field.
Mmmm This vintage has great microplastics Gevalt
>>84607258Some boxed wines are pretty decent. I typically go through a box a week and part of another, depending on how much beer I'm drinking. It doesn't even feel like a meal if there's not some kind of wine or beer with it. >>84607333I only see 5 and 3L boxes in US, around $18 for either. The 5L boxes tend to be blends of vintages and vineyards, occasionally varietals. The 3L boxes tend to be vintage, but still a blend of vineyards and sometimes of varietals.
>>84607378What if you laid the bottles end to end?
>>84607258i feel like its the exact opposite of this
>>84607228this bait is stupid enough that i can't even bite on purpose but i did enjoy this>metroids
