I want to have sex with a woman just once in my silly little incel lifeWhy does it have to be so hard?
>>84607285Sex must be earned. It is not given.That's the way of the world, the way of nature.
>>84607296what must i do to earn itteach me
>>84607329become chad
>>84607329If you haven't figured it out on your own by now, chances are it's just not meant to be.Sadly, you are beyond help.
>>84607329Just pay an escort anonDealing with women is a humiliation ritual anyway and dating will be more expensive than escorts over the long run
I lost my v at 20 to my first proper gf in uni.. had normal sex for a year and thought it was amazing. Little did I know I'd spend the next 10 years after breaking up very rarely having sex, to the point its like being an incel even in a relationship...The sad thing is you can spend a few hundred dollars for an hour with an escourt, but it's nothing compared to actually having sex with a real woman who wants you back and wants it regularly too.The sadder truth is most brainrotted by the internet and media woman are only attracted to the top, most attractive looking men. Most men even normal good looking dudes do nothing unless they have intense charisma, amazing personality etc.Most women crave to be dominated by a monster/beast of a man, unless you're that then goodluck ever having a woman want to fuck you.
>>84607285It's not hard though
>>84607381'tis thoughbeit
>>84607346what do you mean "by now"I'm 22 ;_;
>>84607355nah if you beat her and tell her shes worthless everyday you get to have a pet dog on a leash
>>84607376>The sadder truth is most brainrotted by the internet and mediaThis is a trvke. They're extremely susceptible to social pressure so now even more than before they feel they're missing out if they're not living an instagram life
>>84607397I think it would be fun to teach a hopeless incel how to get laid, but rationally I know it would be a waste of time
Prostitutes exist. You just let your pride rule you.
>>84607432why don't you just post your advice nigga i doubt it's anything more than "go gym and get a haircut"prove me wrong
>>84607433Pride has nothing to do with not jumping through hoops and paying exorbitant rates for mediocre product with a chance of getting arrested because your country is run by Christian LARPers and feminists
>>84607440>gymno, unless you're a fat fuck or you put in enough work to be a fitness model, that's not gonna help much>haircutlmao if you wanted help you should have begged instead of trying to Cunningham's Law me
>>84607456no i'm not going to beg for an anonymous 4chan user's advice. that sounds like you get a sex thrill out of it and i don't like that
>>84607451Yes, it does. Incels who whine about this are always the ones who are so prideful that they'll whine about being virgins while the chance to lose it is literally right in front of them. Not to mention the girls they want always have to be Stacy or Stacy-lite tier.Take your pick: cut down your ego or remain a virgin.
>>84607481>Not to mention the girls they want always have to be Stacy or Stacy-lite tier.THIS a million timesThe only reason half these guys are "incels" is because they think they're too good to crush some slampigThat's fine. I wouldn't hit that either, but then I don't want to hear you bitching in this board all day about being a virgin
>>84607451I deserve a 5/10 mid gf like this
>>84607495That is complete and utter bullshit. Incel standards are almost always extremely low. I would personally be honored to crush a slampig, but the opportunity has not presented itself.The problem is modern female hypergamy. 3/10 and 4/10 women are not willing to date or fuck 4/10 men. They all have incredibly inflated perceptions of their own attractiveness and worth, and they all expect 6/10 at the bare minimum. When they are 30+ and they start to realize their odds of securing a chad are dwindling, that's when they begrudgingly settle for a beta bux.
>>84607559lmao you guys are either lying or delusionalif you gave me non-insane pics of yourself, I could make a Tinder profile and have 5 fat fucks at your (mother's) house
>>84607572nta but how fat are we talking? I'm completely fine with chubby, but obese is too much.
>>84607559trukemost incels would worship a 4/10 asian girl
>>84607572Are you talking about 300lb+ behemoths or just normal chubby women? There's a big difference. The former is a 1/10 by default while the later can be up to a 4 or 5. Personally I will not so stoop so low as to fornicate with a behemoth. These types of women are violently repulsive to me. So yes, we all have SOME standards, but the point stands that almost all incels are willing to date or hook up with women significantly below their percentile looksmatch.
>>84607587Can confirm. I want a 4/10 asian wife so bad
>>84607617>Personally I will not so stoop so low as to fornicate with a behemothMade me chuckle
>>84607559>Incel standards are almost always extremely low. This is 3/10 according to incels.
>>84607680Your argument is to just make up obvious bullshit?
>>84607693Your argument is just denying and lying? Incels have the most insane standards while telling women to lower theirs to accept 1/10's like yourself.
do you think the average incel would reject a girl who looks like thisthe answer is NO
>>84607481>Yes, it does. Incels who whine about this are always the ones who are so prideful that they'll whine about being virgins while the chance to lose it is literally right in front of themNot everyone lives in a country where prostitution is effortless, retard
>>84607751>Not everyone lives in a country where prostitution is effortless, retardProstitutes are easy as hell to find even in bumfuck nowhere towns. You are the retard.
>>84607757Why are you trying to get anons arrested and humiliated?
>>84607736My standards are anyone who's not a disgusting 300lb blob and doesn't have any severe physical deformities or disabilities. So those restrictions rule out maybe 1% of the population.I'm not telling women to lower their standards or to do anything else. I don't blame them. It's the system we live in that causes these dynamics. I'm just explaining how things are.
>>84607761they've already humiliated themselvesthey'd only get arrested if they were dumb
>>84607761>arrestedIt's almost impossible to be arrested for prostitution if you are the one paying for services. Ones who get arrested are the prostitutes themselves. >humiliatedThey humiliate themselves by whining and complaining about being virgins when there are ways to lose it right in front of them but refuse to take it.
>>84607741Of course not, I was thinking about messaging her but she already has more attention than she can deal with
>>84607285POV the tier of woman you wanna have sex with. I mean I'm the same but we are both not tapping that so just make do with fapping, senpai.
>>84608294nta but I just want a chubby fembot to plap
>I want to have sex with a woman just once in my silly little incel life>Why does it have to be so hard?Relatable. I've done escorts, and do recommend them to incels; though it's not as satisfying.I just can't afford them often enough, even the cheap old ones.
>>84607761>Why are you trying to get anons arrested and humiliated?You can't save up for a trip to Nevada?
>>84608309The chubby fembot in question
>>84609416No. she's just a 9/10 thicc egirl
>>84607285i am stretching my foreskin to get rid of phimosis, once i do that i will go to an escort, i have saved quite a bit from my wagie job, and living frugally, i just hope i actually fix it, at 28 years, i think body desperate pushes you to have sex, because i really have been feeling really weird, even though i was never that much of a horny person, and i am also kind of getting sick
>>84609456Ok so you mean something like this?
>>84609489I'm not pursuing 9/10 thicc stacies. I want a fembot.
>>84607296>Sex must be earned. It is not given.not for you, maybe
