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My minimum qualifications for a boyfriend:
>white
>vaguely Christian (doesn't even have to go to church just not Jewish/Muslim/Atheist/worships the Earth, etc.
>employed (don't care what)
>circumcised and not have a dick with a tiny pointed head like an ear of corn
>Video games are fine but not pc
>at least conservative leaning
>idk if he watches porn
>disqualified hobbies: Formula One/NASCAR, D&D, Bitcoin, Fantasy Sports, Marijuana (occasional other drugs is fine but I don't know much about them)
>smoking cigarettes is okay

That is literally it. Why is it so hard?
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>>84613105
>Why is it so hard?
Are you white yourself?
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>>84613131
not op but what were u going to follow this up with if she said yes/no
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>>84613105
>circumcised
Holy based foid. Tired of the lgbt invaders spamming gross uncut garloids on this board. Weird how only literal faggots are into those.
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>>84613105
I fit all of these except I play vidya on PC sometimes

Why are you okay with hard drugs but not weed?
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>>84613105
I match all those. Do you match mine?

My minimum requirements for a girlfriend:
>white
>Christian
>virgin
>5'5" or taller, healthy BMI
>wants children
>no tattoos
>no makeup and dresses modestly
>not into social media, pop culture or other superficial activities
>likes cooking and is good at it
>likes animals and children and is kind and empathetic toward them
>likes gardening, growing food and raising animals, or is interested in learning about it
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Oh thats fine i spend every waking hour masturbating to bisexual porn and playing on my xbox after selling my pc for crack money
I love trannies and think they make better women than actual women and i like gay sex with men and love ethnic minority criminals so im kind of libtarded but id say me wanting womens rights rolled back makes up for it in magnitude so im conservative leaning
Whats a d and d?
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>>84613131
Yes, I am white.

>>84613149
I am not letting anything so nasty into my snatch. Also I find uncut ones feminine. Like a dick should be strong. It needing it's little protective pouch thing makes it look feminine. And I have a son I need his father to be on board with slicing that shit off. It is uncomfortable to think about but a boy will grow up one day and want to fuck and he will need to not be ashamed of his cock.
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>>84613174
i almost fall for the b8
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>>84613105
What's wrong with being a PC master race gamer?
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>>84613156
Drugs are bad but if you're gonna do drugs then just fucking do drugs. Weed is like you're trying to be a druggie but too chicken to actually do it and also it smells bad and becomes their whole personality

>>84613161
We match, where so you live? Hopefully the first world

>>84613171
Dungeons and Dragons, everybody I've met who likes it is a man child and obese or some weird beard person
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>>84613105
>but not pc
How are you supposed to do taxes without a pc?
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>>84613105
>circumcised and not have a dick with a tiny pointed head like an ear of corn
I'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean
>no PC
why? PC has the best selection of games and it's a pretty useful thing to have around independed of games
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>>84613186
Exactly that. Their whole identity is playing video games in a computer versus a TV system. A guy sitting in the couch playing Nintendo or whatever is kinda cute but when he is sitting at the computer with a headset in like a Indian call center worker shouting at the computer, the same thing Becky at the work uses Microsoft Excel on is weird.
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>>84613196
I mostly just play Pokemon romhacks on my computer but you sound bitchy tbqh
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>>84613187
Are you absolutely sure you match all requirements? Check again. If I later find out you've lied and wasted my time, that would make me quite angry. It's possible you might face consequences for that.
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>>84613105
>>Video games are fine but not pc
huh? I see the difference but why?
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>>84613247
>>84613196
ah i see now in an original matter. Sure I guess
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>>84613196
>>84613207
Shes mad about the console wars, but not about game itself?
That's retarded as fuck. Why not say something like
>doesn't make videogames his identity
Even normies argue over trivial shit like skub
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>>84613274
>>doesn't make videogames his identity
Which is also stupid because thqt's like saying a guy shouldn't date a woman that watches soap operas. She's going to do something like that anyways, you just have to accept that she is a foid
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gaymer manchildren absolutely seething after getting filtered by a qt tradwife
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>>84613105
Disqualified by pc
Damn, it's over.
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>>84613310
>tradwife
>specifically demands genital mutilation victim
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>>84613466
Yeah. Tradwives with good taste prefer a penis fixed by being expertly carved by a professional to be cleaner and more aesthetic. Whores and faggots like uncut snoot snoot cheese dicks.
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>>84613105
>Why is it so hard?
because we're tired of talking to retarded foids like you. if you spawned in front of me and opened your legs, i would turn away and wish to never see you again because talking to a foid is not worth it
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>>84613174
>uncut is feminine
A mossad agent is talking. Listen and learn
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>>84613105
i'm all of these (make like $200k/year), but you don't want me because i'm a tranny
ur loss honey
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>>84613503
>carved by a professional
God made the penis not a "doctor"
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>>84613592
God made everything but man uses God's creation and uses them to create art to glorify him. The marble is carved into a statue. Pigments are used to make paint applied to a canvas made of linen. Sound is turned to music. Wool to clothing. Uncut penis into something to please and be desired by His most perfect creation, woman.
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>>84613590
how fucked do you have to be to be upper middle class and still be on 4chan trying to get attention from people that don't want you
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>>84613631
"Hath not the potter power over the clay, to make one vessel unto honor, and another unto dishonor?"

- The Bible, Romans
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>>84613105
The majority of young people are not white.
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>>84613653
pretty gosh darn fucked i guess
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>>84613195
>>84613195
>>I'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean
It means she wants you to be culturally Jewish but not religiously Jewish.
>why? PC has the best selection of games and it's a pretty useful thing to have around independed of games
PC is for nerds. If you give a shit about computers you're a nerd. If you care about games to that degree you're a nerd. PCs are for an office. If you have one at home that you spend all day configuring, playing with, and working on as a hobby you're a fucking weirdo.
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>>84613105
i meet all this plus, but i dont think youd be up to the standard i would want honestly
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>>84613693
i'm usually not fond of trannies but i can see that you guys really do hate yourself. just a smidgen of self esteem would do you some good, begging for attention will never end well. you can afford to get help irl too
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>>84613631
>>84613656
We are the pot, not the clay
You can't be both the marble and the sculpter. Have your cake and eat it too. Make a third metaphor when there is only two
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>MGM required
goodbye
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>>84613726
The "aesthetic beauty" of a circumcised penis is entirely a cultural thing. Women from cultures that don't circumcise penises find circumcision to be weird and off putting. The appreciation of the circumcised penis is something conditioned into a population's subconscious over generations by a subversive authoritative force. It's not comparable to a Greek sculpture which transcends culture and is universally beautiful.
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>>84613744
God made the penis right the first time. Stop making excuses and just say you want a western man or a savage
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>>84613105
if you don't have your unsightly cunflaps trimmed you have no right to ask for a circumcised man and sexually assault your hypothetical son (which you will never have) right out of the womb
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>>84613105
Your standards are too high, girl. Here, take a gander at mine:
>200+ cm tall
>white
>blond with blue eyes
>not fat
>but has a fat 20cm uncut dick
Why haven't I found him yet? TT__TT
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>>84613105
you sound insufferable but that wont make it hard to find a bf dont worry
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>>84613105
>D&D
>disqualified interest
Ok, you can just fuck off.
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>>84613105
I match all of these, I live in the United States.

My discord is lls.m

I will share more with you after you add me and you can do the same and we can see if we match and are within the vicinity of each other. if you are not American DNI.
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>>84613105
my reqs:
>she white
>she into asian men
>she fit
the end
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>circumcised
Lol confirmed for bitter male cutfag.
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>>84613105
>White
White male
>Vaguely Christian
I follow the Nostradamus, Mother Shipton, and Hopi Prophecies
>Employed
NEET
>Circumcised
Intact chad
>Video Games are fine but not PC
Linux gaming PC chad
>At least conservative leaning
Neither conservative nor liberal as I follow the wisdom of the starseeds and the universe

Here's my minimum qualifications for a girlfriend:
>White
>Between 18 to 33 years old (younger is better)
>Fully unvaxxed/unswabbed since 2019 (all covid vaccines are bioweapons that contain 8 strains of HIV + remote controlled nanoparticles)
>Abstained from sexual contact/kissing since 2019 (covid bioweapon payload passes from person to person, and also bypasses condoms)
>Not a chad-chasing gold-digging feminist cunt (feminism is a psyop that was created by a few ultra rich male kikes called the Rockefellers)
>Doesn't mind having sex without penetration (if she wants my dick inside her and/or she wants me to cum inside her, then that's her choice)



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