Could you give even a chance to a girl like this:>Very introverted>Not popular>All her friends are online friends>Might skip the shower a bit too often>Doesn't shave nearly as often as her mom told her to>Virgin but into very degenerate stuff>Has basically no ambitions other than gooning and consuming media>Would probably be annoyingly clingy >Lazy, loves to just rot in bed>Has very poor basic life skills>Has gone an entire week eating only chicken nuggets>Will often go on an autistic ramble about her niche geeky interest
>>84615189>tfw this is me minus the no ambition part
>>84615189>tfw this is me literally
>>84615189>>84615259>give a chanceShe's pretty much ideal so would be pining after her
>>84615278Pining? Why not pinning her down?
>>84615299That too and very often at that
>>84615189Sooo...What exactly is supposed to be the downside?
>>84615189sounds like my ideal girl but you're probably trans and that's ng for me.what are your degenerate fetishes?
>Could you give even a chance to a girl like this:Absolutely. But she must fuck me a lot, and use an IUD to never get pregnant.
>>84615189Its.. ME!!!! Every box is ticked!
>>84615341>Virgin but into very degenerate stuff>Has basically no ambitions other than gooning and consuming mediaYou just know all she can think about when she is with you is you plapping her.
>>84615352Even the nuggets one?
>>84615189>virginyes regardless of everything else
>>84615189What kind of degen stuff is she into?What media does she like to ramble about?>>84615352What about you?
Nope. Get a job, take care of yourself in spirit, body and mind. Live in the real world.
>>84615376Yep. Even that.
>>84615385Degen stuff well, I like guro, I am a masochist, I am a lolicon, I am into gross things such as vomit aswell.As for media I really like RPG maker games, and older anime. I am a true otaku.
>>84615403>Degen stuff well, I like guro, I am a masochist, I am a lolicon, I am into gross things such as vomit aswell.>As for media I really like RPG maker games, and older anime. I am a true otaku.you're lying, there's no way such a perfect girl existsstop demoralizing me i will kill myself you have no idea how bad this hurts
>>84615189yeah this is actually me except im not cute
>>84615189she already picked Chad
>>84615189>>Has basically no ambitions other than gooning and consuming media>>Lazy, loves to just rot in bedthis is my ex except for the gooning partshe ruined me financially and didn't give a shit even when i had a breakdown from the stress of managing bills. wouldnt even take me to the hospital when i had chest pains.squandered every bit of help i offered and demanded more
>>84615561Check the filename, dummy.
>>84615586i dont look anything like that
>>84615623The fembots in this thread don't look like that girl in the picrel, yet they still go "literally me".Why would you be different?
>>84615640because i'm not delusional
>>84615403I can understand the links between a few of those things, but why vomit? Is this an extension of extreme deepthroating or just vomiting on it's own?
>>84615438I'm not lying!! I promise..
>>84615661I find vomiting to be a very vulnerable act, shoving your fingers down someones throat and help them get their sickness out and vice versa.. also its kind of humiliating too hehe..
>>84615688do u have a discord lets talk guro and lolis
>>84615698shitaisan on disc, add me add me!!
>>84615189I think my biggest regret of college was never saying anything to the messy geek girl. She looked like she never cleaned or cut her hair. She was really thin and pretty small so she would squat on class chairs like L from Death Note. She drew anime characters on all of her stuff.I assumed because she was perfect for me, she must be perfect for a lot of guys so I never approached her. I might have been wrong, I might have been right. I'll never know though and that hurts.Here's to what might have been stinky geek girl. I hope you found happiness.
>>84615704done. do u live in the US?
no existence is as cursed as being a stinky neet foid with a crippling social anxiety but also debilitating need to get plapped and creampied.like my dildo is probably more in me than not in me.
>>84615799like if i were even a little bit socially capable i would probably be a public use slut...
>>84615814Just be a private use slut instead, lots of guys around that want one casually or not
>>84615893only if he can provide a steady supply of cum in my pussy
>>84615403What older anime do you like?
>>84615919Is that considered hard? I crank it multiple times per day. Maybe you aren't looking hard enough, would help you out but I'm in the US and I doubt you are by this thread's time
>>84615939well the thing is that hypothetically even if i was in the us my social anxiety makes it impossible.
are you a tranny i feel like only trannies ever make these kinds of threads
>>84615948It might take a bit of effort but if you break through it just one time you could theoretically get a lifetime supply of cum. I'm pretty understanding and non-judgmental, you can be awkward if you want and go at your own pace. Have a discord alt to use?
>>84615189yes but i would encourage her to improve, such as learning how to cook or shower more ofteni would use positive reinforcement in the form of compliments and physical affectioni would not encourage her to leave the house alone though, she has everything she needs with me
>>84615948would you be willing to move countries to be with someone after getting close to them online?thats the only way i've managed to meet anyone while having social anxiety but no one wants to relocate.
>>84615948Are you Australian? If so come live with me and be my neet gf.
Stop making threads like these. Your only perception of "geeky women" are troons. You would fuck a troon and you know it. Literally one option off this list ticks off for me, and god knows why I'm even on here again. Go get yourself a man bussy hole while you're at finding your geek femcel. Sick of this shit. I just want to bully manlets, instead the catalog is filled with this bullshit. I'm done for.
>>84615189Do you have a shaved arsehole?
>Girl claims to be into degenerate stuff>Always just guro, vomit and lolicon>which is basicly vanilla for females>Litteraly never into genuinly autistic shit like vore or hyper
>>84616066sounds like you're just a western pervert(furfag/vore/deviantart trash) instead of a weeb pervert(lolicon/guro). get off your high horse though your fetishes only appeal to trannies lol.
>>84616072Okay cool, what fetishes do you have then? I'm into rape and shota.
>>84616075guro, loli, scat, amputees, rape, personality excretion, insect rape, forced bestiality, snuff, vomit, piss, urethra torture, pregnancy, brain/skull fucking, cannibalism, abortions, actually anything you can think of thats on the list of sadpanda exclusive tags I'm probably into it.I hope someday I can meet a nice girl that shares my open-minded degeneracy and we can be perverts together.
>>84616072I'm not trying to look down at lolicon guro at all. The shit that gets me hardest is deviantart teir yes but I grew up on sadpanda and I've even got a physical collection of doujins that mean a lot to me. I just think its weird how women are incapable of being genuinely strange
>>84616095You'll find your foid one day, and I hope it isn't me. But I do find abortion stuff quite hot.
>>84616096women tend to like anime more than traditional cartoons thats all it is. especially since cartoons are kinda dying these days western cartoon porn is just losing popularity.>>84616102I recommend Ponchi's works if you haven't seen them yet. Though there's a heavy lean on exaggerated features he's one of the few pregnancy artists that regularly draws abortions.https://imhentai.xxx/gallery/1660161/
>>84615189This thread is everything wrong with /r9k/. You horny faggots need to step outside and smell the fresh air. Repent for your sins while you're at it too.
>>84616191Yeah okay cool story bro
>>84615962Pretty sure OP is just baiting lonely incels.
>>84615799i know how you feel. for me it began as being that lonely and awkward girl in hs gooning to wholesome fantasies about my crush into gooning to being a breeding slave to minotaur beasts
>>84615189You conveniently forgot to mention 80 pounds overweight.
>>84616247What if the overweight fat would be in her butt and thighs?
>>84615403Meaning you would love to be beaten, raped, cucked, just generally abused?
>>84616288I think fat chicks should fucking die, and the great part is I will outlive them by doing absolutely nothing, they will die quicker as a result of their own actions.
>>84615799i had a bf who plapped me literally every day but he lost interest cus i was "too clingy"!!!!!!!
>>84615922R.O.D, Cowboy bebop and more
>>84616315NOT cucked. I'm a very jealous person!
>>84616686That's not old anime, thought you meant Showa era stuff and it's just normalfag modern shit like Bebop. Whatever.
>>84616781I also like armitage III, astro boy, spriggan, vampire princess miyu.. I like way more.. I just wanted to name the more recognizable ones.. nod nod
>>84616897Astro boy is a childhood classic for me though, not too invested into it anymore lol
>>84616685Literally a faggot.
>>84615189Will she go out WITH me? Like if I find something fun to do will she at least go if it's with me?
>>84615189It's funny how if we flip the genders no women would even consider. Why do you think that is?
>>84615189Everyone here would, even the 6/10s who are here would.>no everyone here is degenerateThey arent, but foids pretend they are because foid brains literally do not register unattractive men.
>>84617018Because men and women want different things.
>>84615189no, it's almost the exact opposite of what I want from a woman
>>84617074That makes it sound like a relationship is inherently compromising. Feels kind of pointless and shallow desu.
>>84615403>I like guro>I am into gross things such as vomit aswell2d or 3d?
>>84617107Relationship is based on three C's:>ConsentYou do things out of your own free will. You do things you want to do with your partner>CompromiseYou do things you do not want to do for the sake of your partner's comfort. Compromise is not some great sacrifice that you do so that you are owed something by your partner, but something you do for the love of your partner.>CommunicationYou state clearly what you like and what makes you uncomfortable, where you will be willing to compromise.If either of the partners are unwilling to commit to these the relationship is dead.
>>84617155> but something you do for the love of your partner.What's there to love? This is genuinely a question of mine.
>>84615814realistic speaking you'd be a single mom, actually.
>>84617212>So... win?
>>84615189The weird stuff is easily fixable so yes, I would be marrying her
>>84615189Girls like these deserve unlimited plaps.
>>84617107men and women are supposed to complement each other, it's not a "compromise"
>>84615189Anon you seem to be regretfully forgetting that the girl described by the greentext looks nothing like the anime figure of your imagination in the picrel. Anyone would give a chance to a girl who looks like you picrel no matter how insufferable she is. At the end of the day none of those characteristics you listed matter if shes not physically attractive x
>You enter her room>You smell a faint smell of fish>You notice her used clothes, including her underwear, on the floorWhat would you do?
>>84615189>>84619043I'm pretty convinced an average fembot looks like this.
>>84615189>Doesn't shave nearly as often as her mom told her toThis would have been kind of an odd detail of my own mom would not have made me shave regularly...
>>84615189>all of the potential disadvantages of a tranny>none of the advantagespass.
>>84619970>none of the advantagesI know this is bait but fuck it: such as?
>>84619997>mixed fem and malebrained personality>actively wants to be cuter>actively wants to be further feminized in behaviors>statistically kinkierit's also not b8. I dated 4 trannies over a span of 7 years and each and every one was at least slightly better than OP.
>>84615189These are the only kinds of girls I like. It's a shame they're so hard to find. Instead I end up getting into unsatisfying relationships with shallow, emotionally immature women who only care about how I look and can't relate to my interests.
>>84616066I just want a girl who'll let me pretend to cut off her arms and snuff her, then cuddle tenderly afterward.
>>84615189>Anon thinks actual loser girls look this cute.This is your brain on anime.
>>84618287I've dated girls other men found unattractive before because I had a connection with them and hobbies/interests in common. Honestly there is nothing worse than feeling alone/isolated in a relationship, no matter how pretty your partner is. Looks stop mattering after a month, after that it's about the person you're with, not their face.>>84619043Ask if she wants help cleaning up while visibly getting hard.
>>84615189this is basically me but more functioning>also 5'0
>>84621851can you be my girlfriend and cosplay loli characters for me?
>>84621856my boobs are too big for loli>t. 32e cup
>>84621867I'm a huge fan of oppai loli, maybe this is fate.
>>84621867You just keep getting betterWhat's the catch
>>84621877...aaaand she's gone just like that
>>84621873you, get the fuck away from me >>84621877idk im shy, and if youre racist, a light skinned brown foid, and I like skinny lanky boys
>>84622272>you, get the fuck away from mewhy, what did I do?
>>84621856wait you can just cosplay lol characters? wtf nobody told me that
>>84622276im not entertaining any types of lolicons
>>84622375fair enough I wouldn't really wanna date a normalfag either so I get it.
>>84617141Both of them . I preffer 3d when it comes to guro and 2d when it comes to vomiting but desu I dont care that much
>>84622320you can cosplay anything you want what kind of question is that
>>84621954come back anon pls
>>84622445WELL I dunno jeez ok...she does have a lot of likes...
>>84622528she also works at a maid cafe as the loli character iircthis is why asian girls are just better, they fully embrace being cute. meanwhile western girls will judge you harshly over the dumbest things>>84622375
>>84622542>she also works at a maid cafe as the loli character iirclol ok I'm kinda jealous nglbut yeah I'm blonde so I could only do a few certain chars, not that I'm complaining but you know!
>>84622560are you short or flat? can I groom you into a cosplayer/vtuber princess?
>>84622542>meanwhile western girls will judge you harshly over the dumbest things>caring what chudcels have to thinkwere on the same board buddy and were both aint getting shit
>>84622567I'm short and pretty flat...and I don't know anything about vtubers at all
>>84622597vtubers are just a way for non-loli girls to pretend to be lolis without needing the body type.whats your discord?
>>84622604I see I see. I don't think I'm a good enough actress to be a vtuber though and who would you groom me to be? idk if I want to drop mine again
>>84622630>and who would you groom me to be? idk if I want to drop mine againI'm old so I'm still partial to Shimakaze or Flandre Scarlet as far as blonde characters.
>>84622652I think I could do a really good shimakaze! just enough boobs to be a tease, but also lots of adults cosplay her so it'd be a good one to start with probably...and flandre is very cute too. at least you have good taste
>>84622687what about you, are there any characters you want to cosplay?
>>84622716yeah I love illya so I'd love to do something with her. she has a lot of outfits too, which is fun too
>>84622761oh hey Illya was my first loli crush when I was like 12 years old, good taste.
>>84622776she's so adorable, it makes sense! and I'd definitely have to do that outfit it's just so good
>>84615969>lifetime supply of cum
>>84615189If shes white and has hobbies overlap with mine then yes.If shes black or brown no.
>>84615189obviously this is the ideal woman of most people here. this is essentially me and i am marrying a guy i met here within the year. speaking of, i was considering making a thread talking about that would any of you anons be interested
>>84623613What about an asian?
