Very unimportant virgin AMA
>>84619025Why've I never seen the acronym VUV before? It's tight. It's catchy. It deserves a place in some copy writing today.
Are you a Very Unimportant Virgin in search of a pair of mittens to wear during the winter? Surely you have no one offering you a warm hand to hold, pressing your skin on skin tightly as the sole source of warmth during this dreary, gloomy season? VUVs like you should try Salsa Corporation's all new spiced mittens.*usage for masturbation known to cause severe burning sensation in the general genital region
>during the winter?*all year romantic winter
>>84619103a fucking mittens?
>>84619297>a fucking mittens?Si. Saucy, spicy sexo sleeves.
It's hot because it's cold; the chill of VUV's eternal romantic winter breeze refreshes you and energizes you for the win with all new Salsa Corporation's Crystal Spiced Gauntlets (spearmint anise flavor.)
Who has the space for Space Gauntlets? Not somebody like me. Let alone the space for space mittens. That old 1970s era technology is obsolete today with Salsa Corporation's extensive leading edge research and development.
General Dildo was fired by the president of the United States of Space today and will be replaced by the President's third cousin on his fifth's wife's side, princess Elekxia Kromatikalika from the third moon of planet two in the Xavier Hitachi V system.
