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>wake up in Italy
>get a coffee
>roll a cig
>neat mountain view while the sun is rising
>end up at a bakery for breakfast
>get a cappuccino with tiramisu and macarons
>go explore a harbor town afterwards
>kinda reminds me of booty bay in wow classic
>find some very tasty ice cream
>its super crowded
>we leave to look for good pizza
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>neat mountain view while the sun is rising
May it heal you the way it could never heal me. Yes, I am very drunk.
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Discount pasta + discount cheese + discount pasta sauce + discount chicken/turkey sausage = lovely.
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>just took a few pics in the harbor town
>turns out they are all above 5mb
>anyhoo the pizza was great
>I get praised by parents friend
>cause I choose the bakery and bow this
>they ran out of wine glasses
>so they gave us beeru glasses for the wine
>https://youtu.be/rlrn2-6f8no?is=2fVeqyPYyFM_yuFJ
>this scene is stuck in my head
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Taking a shot for every time Ceb got praised by next of kin would have lead my to an early grave by now!
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Vintage. Just like you and I, Ceb.
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I think my view on women has not changed since the first love note I got back in school, Ceb. Like ''I do not need my chud life be more complicated, you'll hate me anyway.'' You know how it goes, Cebruz.
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>back at our place
>sleepy
I should take a nap
>>84631628
>tfw stuck with a obsessive gay instead of a gf
Go away please
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>>84631646
Yes, it's me. Not you blogging your life away.
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>at the lake now
>the water is too cold for me
>it's also too windy
>have my headphones with me
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A thread dies each time you blog your nepo baby life. No one gives a fuck. At least do some real drugs.
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>they are like
>lets drive to mailand
>tell them I will stay at our place
>cause im really not in the mood for a 2h drive
>after our 11h drive yesterday
>they cancel their mailand plans
Tomorrow perhaps
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>wake up
>Ceb continues migrating to the equator
Godspeed.
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>>84631646
>tfw stuck with a obsessive gay instead of a gf
yeah must be pretty annoying to have some obnoxious cunt constantly making annoying posts huh??
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>a pretty church
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>pretty place
>but im not taking any good pics
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Mom's gonna make some challah for sabbath.
>>84633829
Ghastly & oppressive (as per intention).
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>be sleepy
>gonna order a cappuccino
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I'd be forgiven if I was a cute girl with a fashion sense.
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Never mind. I don't need anyone's approval anyway. Definitely not of any christoid's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7TlPq6yAQ8
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>mom tells me my blood group is -b
Ofcourse
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>negative b
>being negative is in my blood
I guess I should donate blood if im ever sober enough
But they don't pay for it so im less interested ig
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>>84634415
Isn't that only 1% of people? Rare Ceb. Mine is also B, but I don't know + or -.
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I think I found mom's car model because the German pedo that killed Madeleine McCann had a similar model.
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>I have to figure out where we eat
>go for a neat steak place
>friends of parents tell me I have to join their travels more often
>cause I pick the best places according to them
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>>84634851
That meat is still mooing! But I had macaroni and an energy drink today, so what do I know.
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>>84634947
>plant based macaroni
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>>84635110
It had cheese and sausag. I'd be way too obnoxious of I was a larpagan AND a vegan.
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Unironically though, my own autism (aka 100% idiosycratic thought) senpai clinging to Christianity so hard like a dog clings to his leash really made me realize how seriously I believe this.
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Also, I accept the larpagan title now because I really can't claim to be anything real since I was not brought up in it. And that's fine. And I'm as connected to the old gods not that much more than the average e-crusader of Christ is to his teachings.
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My husbant riding round St Lauderdali with our gelato liek
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ppavtK/
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>>84635166
You already got a husband? Fags just do Las Vegas marriages don't they? As serious as anything they do.
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Funni how am way less accepting of any claims that ''le payganism is akshully aliv in this random russian village!'' than most christoids are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drA6PifnsFU
Because just like losers such as Koma, they want to ride out the wave of ''I've reconciled the conflict between my competing identities and can feel smug as I gracelessly expire in my basement, cause am le heckin white.'' I have more pale skin than 99% of these people as well. Sad sad sad. When you have nothing, you cling to anything.
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>heading back to our place
>I just want to sleeeep
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>>84635247
But this is already our place.
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"Methhead" actoress roooight rooight
So you hate threesomes and you're fullhomo. Just say that next time

Inshallah//Deus Vult
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Whelp, I even had a sort of paygan class in school. Kind of liek our ''We are Buddhist, but we are also Shinto'' thing. Or as good as it can get under a batshit NPD Semitic deity. Yes, I'm sure Yahweh hates the Teutons for being right, but kind of meaners about it.
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You disgrace theNot!Wei

Vanilla... Aisu
BETTERIES
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>>84635318
>>84635361
Can you like fuck off or kill yourself
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>>84635371
But who else would comment on your trip albeit? My boy's on a roadtrip. Exciting. You know, I was gonna comment the only reason it's ''trad'' to have those pizzas all burned to shidd on the side is because ye olden ovens couldn't keep consistent temp for shidd and they just coped that it's how it's supposed to be, but am nice. Kinda. Though now I think you wouldn't even mind if I called American pizza superior. I think you were meant for New York.
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>>84635390
Disgusting fat fuck
Drink until you choke on your own vomit aisu
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>>84635392
You're literally in Milan, Milano, Mediolanum. You should be loving life more right now. It's still better than most, even if you were promised more.
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>>84635392
And I'm lowkey built tiny.
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>>84635408
It doesn't matter where I am or how much weight you will lose
I will NEVER like you, you are a annoying fly to me that won't fuck off
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Imma post Ceb feet
>The m-muh shittalking is fine around Ananas cos Magical World rururus, r-rite, Drittebunny?
faces lmaooo nah thas my real bestie you nepobaby whinemachine

Enjoy the enternal orange/noir battle in your chest, I wear my ana and my sins on mine
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>>84635441
You're to cute to be this mad.
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>just remembered my feets are bigger than Ceb's
So joever...
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Boomers probs hiding out forever knowing that in the real world, they'd be a peon answering directly to the process manager Cebruz.
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Belittles druggies just cause he doesn't know the backstreets of Vienna is all.
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I forgor why I started drinking againe. 1000% women are to blame doe.
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>>84635550
https://youtu.be/y_MdBIbZT5Y
Threw muh charger in a canal in a OOBE there once jej
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>>84635584
aaaa she in the locket thing Sylvia heeelp mySelf is touhou cute to slay nowadays
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Ceb would care about me if I cared about my body. It's a very materialistic culture.
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>>84635550
Our beef aside
Im amazed how that thing is like my lil bro, just not as psychotic
Basically
>not happy with their life & themself
>scared of what happens afterwards
>doesn't like the idea that this is the one shot we got
Frankly these people wouldn't be such low lifes
If they actually followed their religion like its meant to be
Be a good person and reject evil no matter how tempting it is
Instead of using it as a shield to cover/excuse your shitty behavior
They believe they can be shitty because jesus died for their sins & will forgive them
Welp if rapist & serial killers will be forgiven and go to heaven, they really don't need to bother with the gospel and just pretend
You are also retarded for obsessing about these things and rambling for hours about them
And unlike me, you didn't spent time as a jehova witness who attempted the meetings at their HQ, I have more reasons to be annoyed by them
Anyhoo
Please just go away
I rather have no one posting here than you and your discord squad
>>84635636
No.
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>>84635697
See? You get it. Christian culture is a culture of fear. They cannot stand the idea of being responsible for their own destiny. For there not being a reward beyond what they reach themselves. It is quite pathetic, isn't it? Falls right in line with the Discord squad preaching these so-called truths, despite living the exact same lives as us supposed damned! I think you should really get into Zoroastrianism if just to annoy and belittle your brother. Tell him what a shame he brings to Zarathustra. If anything, the Jews had sown the seeds of Christianity simply to avoid the Persian tax system.
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Also very Zoroastrian is mercilessly striking down all the icky critters!
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>>84635734
See you obsesse into the wrong direction again
Its not a christianity exclusive thing,
The concept of jesus was actually good but third parties used him as a mascot for their own agenda
Never argue with a religious people on the internet
You will NEVER convince them to anything, specially if you attack them during the argument
Their believe system is their cope with reality, that's nothing that will change just like that
It's like taking away the meds of someone who depends on them to survive
They need to figure out things for themself
It's just a waste of energy and time for both sides
And if they stick to it just let them be or cut off contact if they are annoying about it
>>84635756
Holy shit please just go away
I will sleep and pray to buddah that you will disappear fron my life
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>>84635845
It's not that you will not win an argument, it's more so that you will win it too late to gather your dopamines from it. In that regard, I am more Christian than any christoid hating me, as much as it pains me to say it. Perseverence unironically works, it's just that all the ''smart'' people arguing against that fact are simply reaping the benefist of someone else's perseverence. Someone's they don't even know exists. And that's my role ultimately. That's what gives me fulfillment in life. I will not disappear. My purpose is far greater than your temporary anger, Cebruz.
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I also unironcially believe all I say, in case you're some culturally Christian limpwristed atheist faggot reading this.
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Befor I sleeeep
>the shirt I wore today
>sad that I can't wear tomorrow since it needs some cleaning
>I really like this shirt
>bought it in tokyo
Time to stfu & sleep
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>>84635959
sick shirt
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>>84635959
What a chaotic shirt. If I cummed on it, you wouldn't even notice.
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I'm so pale, if I cummed on Ceb, I bet I could even make him carry pale Aryan babbies.
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Our babies would of course have my eyes and his brute neanderthal strength of course.
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>02:40am
>birbs chirping and fugging full powah
I am going insane from all these winged sex-havers. I geddit, you are descendant from dinochads leaf me alone.
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I still have some unfinished business in the liquid form, you sleepy Italian baka.
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ITT: Insane homosexual faggots with anime girl avatars for some confusing reason.



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