Why can't I find a hot girlfriend who plays weird games and likes horror movies and who's like picrel?I'd genuinely be happy if I found someone like this
>>84636566>I'm 23>don't have crazy kinks>don't want piercings>I'm close to my family>I've watched hentai since I was 9>I watch pornhub>I don't say "daddy">I'm completely happy>not an e girl>my brain is fine>I cum once a day>I have nudes of myself>haven't cheated, never been with a manfuck, I failed
>>84636583what are the nudes of yourself for if you've never been with a man? are you lesbian or just like having them for some kind of artistic purpose?
>>84636566Same but swap weird games for survival horrors and rpgs
>>84636566what king of weird games?
>>84636677Survival horrors are fun, I'm also quite inclined to some cliche, ones like alan wake, resident evil, silent Hill, etc. I like almost anything from the 2000s as long as it's fun.
>>84636566>Why can't I find the default standard issue lesbianbecause they're gay.
>>84636566my last partner jerked off to isis beheadings
>>84636677Your image reminded me of picrel, I'm so enamorated by her I sometimes dream we are making love in a dark and sweaty room, very loud and me being the domineering and overwhelming her, omg I shouldn't be saying this.
>>84636566>this nigger unironically wants someone that will cheat on himkys
>>84636864They are not lesbians, your information is half assed.
>>84636879The exact women you are describing does camming they are lesbian camwhores
>>84636583You may have had a normal life, which often leads to a happy adulthood, which is great.I wouldn't ask for nudes, and I wouldn't want them anyway, having the person as a partner is what truly matters.
>>84636634I took them to look at my own body
>>84636884>You're generalising.
you're describing a man op
>>84636566>hot girl1%>plays games0.1%>plays weird games0.01%>likes horror movies0.01%>coomer0.0001%>"Why can't I find a one in million girl who also coincidentally wants to date me"
>>84636900Did you like what you saw?
>>84636566Weird games...Any femanon could explain why Degrees of Lewdity seems to have a pretty substantial female fanbase?
>>84636583youre also fat as fuck bitch
>>84636566I need this so fuckin badly
>>84638947Do guys not play it?I think its just the dating sim aspect Its got a lot of versatility And you just like go through everyday making choices and stuff its fun
>>84637986playing games and liking horror movies are not that obscure of hobbies. "weird" changes completely depending on what he meant by it.>>84636566what are "weird" games to you and what kind of horror movies do you like?
>>84639316Playing games is ~10% unless you count randomly playing ultra-casual mobile games as gaming. Horror movies is close to 100%, hence it doesn't change the calculated percentage. Each row is the calculated chance after the percentage is applied, not the respective percentage for each item.
>>84639348i completely disagree with you. in my experience there are far more women happily playing games, yes meaning not ultra-casual mobile games, than there are ones who enjoy horror films. but i still don't think either is a niche hobby.
>>84636566Wait this is literally fucking me>20 years old>medium short hair >brunette >started watching porn and hentai and getting groomed at 8>first period at 9>wants nipple piercings but can't get them until October because I want them healed for the summer>camera roll full of nudes because I post them online>currently cheating >narcissistic tendencies and can't form proper bonds>jerk it so much I can't cum on my own anymore>crazy family issues>rapekink, ageplay, murderporn >was semifamous on edtwt at one point but I got sussedOnly problem is I'm not a horror person, I'm waayyy too paranoid for that. I like comedies and action films
>>84638947We like rape and it's a decently written story. I like Eden and Sydney.
>>84639388Peak sugar baby material
>>84636583you sound like my dream gf are you cute? what color is your hair?are tou white? can i hold your hand?
>>84636566all of the based women are taken
>>84636566No, you wouldn't. A porn brained woman is usually a slut. Women don't get post nut clarity. She would cheat on you to fulfill the smut scenarios in her head. Most women see life like a soap opera, which is why they're addicted to dramas/smut. I know this coomer chick and she told me that she purposely hangs out with exclusively "guy friends", posts "friend dates" with them on her insta, accepts every DM from dudes, and wears scrunch-butt leggings in public, because she finds it "cute" that her boyfriend gets irritated by these things. She plays the dumb innocent ditz that doesn't know any better, and gets off on his suffering. Very dangerous woman, and that's the type of danger you could expect from a coomer foid.
>>84638947Most of us like the love interests and the story as well... specially when there is new uptades of the one we like...I think it may be also because of the fanarts :3..>>84639398Just like anon says, I like Eden as well... though I started to like Whitney recently
>>84638947That's really not what I meant by weird games
>>84640498What kind of games did you mean???
>>84639388>jerk itw-what do you mean by "it"?
>>84641137I meant masturbation in general. It's still hip with the kids to say "jerk it" when you mean masturbate, right???
>>84641158girls don't have an it to jerk
>>84641169So... I guess I have to say schlik it????
>>84641174yes, there are way too many trannies still alive to be imprecise like that
>>84641189Dang. I guess women can't have anything. I still like saying that I'm jerking it when I'm masturbating. It's funny.
>>84641200i could have hanged you, be more careful next time
>>84636566wtf most of this is me except the 23 uwu part
>>8464121923 is a good age, enjoy every day of it, sweet heart. I had to waste my youth in South America, but you're probably in a much better place than I was.
>>84639388So are you gonna post them or what?
>>84641855Can't I not post selfies on this board? They're all over soc lmao
They still want CHAD is why, OP
