I like incels
I wish a girl would like me
Im not sure if anyones falling for this sort of thing anymore. People just play along because they like to pretend.
Uhm, I am a girl...
>>84636926I really don't. They grafted their culture onto previously existed board cultures and cultures of terminally online losers such that oldfag imageboard users are now largely indistinguishable from incels to anyone not already familiar with imageboards. And they're different than us in significant and offputting ways
cool attention whoring thread. you belong in the whore thread before it. next
>>84636926It sucks that the females who claim they like incels only really want sexist fascist bigoted trad hypermasculine angry toxic men, and go for incels because of stereotypes about us. No females want to lower their goddamn standards and settle for soft unmasculine undominant unconfident progressive egalitarian nice guy incels like me.
>>84637094there is only pain for us brother
I like the prison gay ones because its pretty easy to flip them into having sex with me7
>>84637094Yeah sorry, I'm not a dyke, maybe try trooning out honey
>>84637141I'm a straight cis man. You conservatives are utterly obsessed with "troons"
>>84636926Bullshit asshole no one likes the incels here.
>>84636926Why do people just come on the internet and lie
>>84636926Me but unironically. I want to be a manic pixie dream girl for a chud loser so bad.
>>84637094real, essentially they want the normie sociopaths like usual
>>84637094I like both versions of incels, I would simply like to have a boy who is unwell so I could take care of him. (I use a translator, so please excuse any errors)
>>84637225nigga, that's obvious bait. do you have autism?
>>84637235>I would simply like to have a boy who is unwellI have attached a recent photograph of myself.
>>84637235>I like both versions of incelsIt sucks that there's no women with actually deeply held progressive egalitarian values, who want nice guy progressive incels and don't want the horrid sexist fascist hypermasculine pig stereotypes. Even if a woman settles for a nice guy, she doesn't actually see anything wrong with the monsters. There are no truly progressive women, it seems.
>>84637260AHAHAHAH You're really sick.
>>84636926well i dont like you. then again im not an incel technically, vapid cunt. i pity any mf that gives you attention
>>84637218I don't care anymore, I have no self respect by this point.PLEASE PICK ME PICK ME ME ME ME!!! IM A LOSER CHUD!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE 400LBS!!!
>>84637238I'm not baiting at all, I was being 100% sincere.
>>84637303I love the answers in this thread.
>>84637277Honestly, yes, I would be happy, and I was happy before, with good boys. I loved and cared for them until they healed and moved away from me. (I repeat that I use a translator ;-;)
>>84636926>44 KB>Anonymous 05/23/26(Sat)23:38:21 No.846369aw too bad im not an incel. then again you wouldnt even like me if i wasanyone thats ever liked me only wanted me around when i was use of them - then again, let that be a warning to any 'incels' browsing here
>>84637338Together we can come up with a routine administration of medicine that will leave me bedbound and completely helpless and reliant on you.
>>84636926I am an incel. Why? You couldnt like me.
>>84637343 I like how willing you are.
>>84637344Why do you say I couldn't love you?
>>84637362I feel ugly. I am ugly.
>>84637338It's stupid that you don't have left wing values though. Left wing women should settle for nice guy incels. You are probably conservative, which is stupid.
>>84637383I don't care that you're ugly.
>>84637357<3I will fantasize about you when I touch myself next in 4 days.
>>84637406You aren't telling the truth.
>>84637411Okay, good luck with your imagination.
>>84636926There'si cool, now do you like the guy you're talking to as a person or are you retarded
>>84637415 I'm being honest. The few partners I've had weren't attractive, but I'm not attracted to others either within a relationship.
>>84637475What do I have to do to get you to date me.
>>84637488get to know me.
>>84637475We are living things. We aren't much different from bloodcells splitting into two and one dying. Water cures thirst. The fact is the best genes you can find will make you the happiest. Go get an attractive man. I have pets. I am not dying alone.
>>84637502We already have so much in common simply by being here right now.... It's fate that brought us together. In fact; we are already dating. I love you.
>>84636926Entirely possible this is a larp.Entirely possible it isn't.I have no idea about anything anymore.Fucking off and wandering the world for the next 40 years seems like the best option each passing day.
>>84637592Okay, I love you too, haha
>>84637615 You reminded me that I haven't role-played in years.
is this a roz thread? I feel like this is a roz thread.
>>84637094They just want an abusechad who hasnt been nabbed up yet
>>84637670What was your role-playing like?
>>84637615That's how it goes for people like us. Hope is a poison, free yourself from it and learn to live content with the little good things you have right now.
>>84637840I get that. Only thinking about the things I can think about and ignoring everyone else seems like the most rational mindset.Why should I bother with other people that don't share me thoughts.(because I'm fucking lonely)Thoughts, thoughts, emotions.
>>84637939Of course I reply and it kills the thread lol.Loooooooooove living the life I am
>>84638127it's not your fault, it's that limpdicked liberal cuck faggot who should kill himself already
>>84636926Y..you do?
>>84638127gin shots lets gothe real incel indicator
>>84637080>previously existed board cultures and cultures of terminally online losers such that oldfag imageboard userswrong>And they're different than us in significant and offputting waysyou don't belong, tourist nigger. kindly proceed to terminate your presence on this imgboard.
I don't. They're the most narcisstic entitled assholes all while accusing us as such.
>>84636926You don't like incels. You like a caricature of them. Ultimately you like the same kind of men that other women like, you just created some fictitious version of what an incel is in your head that comports with the hegemonically masculine archetype women are universally drawn to. But it's bullshit. If it wasn't bullshit, incels wouldn't be incels.
>>84638443>verbal diarrheaAnother incel trait everyone, not just women, hate.
Many thanks to those who explained to me who you are (for those who are incels), I learned more about it thanks to you, I suppose I will no longer have such a fixed view of incels, those who I suppose are not the real incels, even so, I will not stop liking them, more because of the version that they presented to me now. (I'm the creator of the thread and the girl who uses a translator haha)
>>84638209 because I like taking care of fragile people.
>>84636926I also like incels. I like nerds and geeks and losers. I want to get an incel so addicted to my cunt that he becomes more sex obsessed and repulsive. Guhhhhhhhh... Imagine a nasty gooner retard bows before you, eating your cunt, and calling you a "fucking stupid foid". Maybe pretending to rape you but, deep down, he knows he loves you, he knows he wants to keep getting his dick wet. He gets jealous and violent over the idea of you leaving him for other men, even though you weren't planning it. You coax him down with the idea of him never finding anyone else who will fuck him....Keep him obsessed with you. Can you guys tell I think about this too much?God I love sex pests
>>84639346It excites me and makes me want to show affection to those who neglect themselves physically. I would like to take care of them myself, bathe them, clean their bedroom, cook for them, and teach them what it means to be loved.
>>84639412Exactly. Pinching their little cheeks and calling them a poor little thing and spoon feeding them like a baby. Pampering them and making them feel less lonely. They're adorable and usually really thankful when you treat them sweetly, like little puppies.
>>84639435Yeahhhhh It would be so nice.
>>84636926I liek u too oh pee
>>84639346>>84639412>>84639435>>84639552>>84639558>>84636926Going to rape you all
>>84639584Good. That's the point.
>>84636970>Im not sure if anyones falling for this sort of thing anymore.It's happening less often for sure, nowadays everyone knows these girls are huge manipulators. With the internet they're able to abuse dozens of guys at the same time to feed their egos and even get money from them
Every summer I turn into a pisscel. Just walking around in the sun sweating a lot but never pissing. My kidneys are entirely calcified at this point.
>>84636926How do you feel about volcels?
Fellas, these foids ain't real. They are either troons or homos larping. If they really liked incels they would sneak themselves onto incel forums and dm users.
>>84639683THATS WHY WE'RE ON 4CHAN RETARD!!!
>>84639637 I don't look anything like the reference image, but I do admit to manipulating men, rarely, mostly they manipulate me and I'm aware of that.
>>846396984chan is a normalfag site now, /soc/ is all normalfags even r9k is just mostly larping normalfags all the incels left to go to forums like incels.is.
>>84639660I could tell you that I am one.
Dorks like dorks. Try again at like a weekday at 11am, you'll find your incels
>>84639760I understand, thanks for the information :)
>>84639755Why do you have to manipulate inexperienced men who just want a nice girlfriend?
>>84639895With those kinds of guys, no, with them I'm more than kind and patient.
>>84639760Incels.is is the most obvious honeypot ever created. The fact that they don't allow VPNs says it all.
