>>84637151
My first bf. He was with sex like he was with everything else - polite, gentle, timid, sweet, soulless. I was hoping that he'd be the sort of "nice guy in the streets, monster in the sheets" thing since I heard a lot of guys were like that, but instead he was exactly what he seemed like. Extremely disappointing.

>>84637170
>all girls have a violent rape fetish
insane, we need to move on from this horrid species

>>84637175
>Implying it's not fun as a man to rape a (consenting) woman
Have you ever had your testosterone levels checked? You might have a genuine problem.

>>84637151
with my ex boyfriend i met on 4chan 8 years ago. we were together many years and we only had good sex like twice, in total we probably only had sex like 30 times and he came within 15 minutes, he had a low libido and erectile dysfunction

>>84637182
Why would I want to hurt my gf? Are you retarded?

>>84637170
>>84637191
Note that the only sexhavers ITT are foids

>>84637191
kek what a limp dick faggot

>>84637151
I was trying to cheat on my gf with an extremely fuck ugly slag out of compulsive sex addiction and between the whisper of guilt, the fact she was not attractive at all, and the stress from the situation draining my spirit, i could not get my dick up at all. i'm a super grower, max size is like literally 10x min size, and i was at min size. so she gave me basically micropenis treatment but still went with it, i rubbed my little limp dick on her pussy enough to get it half hard, rolled a loose fitting condom on then premature ejaculated once i got it inside her at all. afterwards i went to a bar and crushed a couple beers (i had been strictly sober for about 2 years after drinking Heavily for several years before that so this meant a very real Relapse for me, which i spiraled directly into) getting drunk made me feel better and i blasted MANOWAR in my earbuds on the bus ride back home to my gf and our kid

>>84637206
>MANOWAR
Faggot

>>84637199
i truly wish it wasn't my only sexual experience, but i think i'm put off forever
>>84637201
yeah.. i overlooked it because i loved him

>First time
>Cum immediately
>Thankfully also able to stay hard /w condom
>condom slips off as I'm about to cum (unknown to me)
>preg concern/scare, she needed plan b
That puss was wet as fuck though

>>84637151
There was a broad I met who had the saddest arbies-flaps pussy I've ever seen by far, mournful reduced franken-tits, was fairly chubby and nothing to write home about in the face either. Made me wear a condom. A truly regrettable lay. A lay that actually reduces your body count as a man, in my opinion. Ladies, if you must, get a surgeon who will fix the distracting frankenstein scar for god's sake. Or just, yknow, don't.

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Getting a black eye and knocked out after a girl older than me pinned me down and decided my 17 yo ass was a punching bag for whatever issues she bottled up

>>84637170
>My first bf. He was with sex like he was with everything else - polite, gentle, timid, sweet, soulless. I was hoping that he'd be the sort of "nice guy in the streets, monster in the sheets" thing since I heard a lot of guys were like that, but instead he was exactly what he seemed like. Extremely disappointing.

What did you want him to do?

>>84637230
She wanted what all foids want. To tame the wild Chad for everyone else but her while he rapes her up the ass dry and leaves her in a wheelchair so she can go online and complain about incels.

Met a stupidly obese woman at a Greyhound bus stop diner and fucked at a nearby hotel. It was cartoonishly trashy and sad, and I wanted more than anything to shower and get home after it was done. I've done much better before and since but it's nice to be talked up and lusted after as a man, even by some slampig. I'd like to think I won't degrade myself like that again.

>>84637151
autistic girl that I hated made me eat her out, and she smelled like pure shit. It was putrid

worst sex would be when my cousin walked in on me and her boyfriend going at it. was really spectacular up until that point

>>84637151
Got graped by a homeless girl

>>84637269
How did a girl make you eat her out, and why did you if you hated her?
>>84637336
>raped by a woman
Are you a woman? Are both of you women?

Every time I fucked with a condom. Every single time, was below every time I fucked a fat chick. Straight to F tier.

>>84637151
It's not an interesting story. I was super drunk and had sex with this older Asian woman (at least in her 40s). It was fine, but I was too drunk to really enjoy it. Arguably she raped me considering how drunk I was, but fuck it we ball

>>84637341
>woman

No, dude

the worst sex was also the best sex because it was the only sex i ever got or ever will

>>84637380
If you're good at sex, then lots of the time you can fuck her friends too (women are kinda creepy about sharing sexual details)

>>84637170
>He was with sex like he was with everything else - polite, gentle, timid, sweet, soulless.
literally me
Also the worst and only kind of sex I've ever had and am capable of.

Asking to try anal with my husband. I did everything that was said to prepare and it still hurt a lot. The only time it didn't hurt was when we moved into spooning position, but it was still a bit uncomfortable. It felt weird for a day afterwards. Oh well, at least I attempted to see if me and him would like it (he didn't either.)

>>84637373
Then fucking explain.

>>84637492
She ambushed me with my guard down, took a baseball bat to me, and graped me after I was too fucked up and injured to stop her

>>84637151
A fat prostitute (that day I felt like fucking a fat girl), she sat on my face, my neck hurt for like a month, I was afraid she broke something.
Did not cum because her pussy felt like nothing, her blowjob was shit and she couldn't even jerk me off.
The worst thing was I finished jerking off myself and released a ton of cum.

>>84637640
i'm glad that happened to you

>>84637660
I am glad it happened too, it became a funny memory over time

>>84637558
No, that's not enough of an explanation. So in the throes of pain from a blunt weapon, you got a hard-on or she coaxed one out of you? I only have more questions. Did she force something into your ass, sit on your face, force a titty in your mouth (how?) or what? This smells like BULLSHIT.

>>84637669
The latter, she had and took her time to get me hard against my will. Yes it hurt like a motherfucker but there wasn't anything I could do to change it. Tried as I might not to, between her hands and mouth, she was able to get me hard enough to force it.

>What is the worst sex you've ever had?
Most of my escortceling experiences. I just can't get raging hard when I pay for it. I hate the clock-watching.
After a nine year break, with my last three meets with escorts, I've failed to get hard enough to even penetrate.
Though only then did I discover that I could finally cum. With a wet handjob. I shot a giant load last time.
TFW so Black Pilled and perma-unfuckable that I am too mentally wrecked to even fuck anymore. I have still never made myself cum.

>>84637151

Best sex would definitely involve this sex beast. That is incredible

>>84637151
The two worst fucks I've ever had were both with very fat white women. In both cases these women had foul smelling pussies. One of them wanted me to go down on her and when I got near her groin the smell wafting out from her pussy and the folds of skin around the area was so mank and disgusting that I gagged and almost puked. Imagine a rotten fish stuck to the side of a dumpster on a hot summers day, also imagine 30 soiled diapers in the dumpster too. That was the smell. Along with the smell was also the visual experience of seeing this fat woman laying there, just a blob with huge stomach, floppy clownish looking tits, ugly face etc. At one point when she was laying on top of me it was distinctly uncomfortable, I felt squashed, it was more difficult to breath and I started to feel some acid reflux (probably caused by her weight on me) and I just wanted to get her off me and sit upright. Needless to say the experience was so disgusting and off-putting that I couldn't stay hard. In one of the two cases I did manage to actually get barely hard enough to get my cock into her and fuck her. I wanted to pull out because I didn't want to cum inside her but she said "noooo" and wrapped her legs around me and pulled me into her so I came in her. For a few months after that I was worried that she would tell me she was pregnant. The last thing I wanted was to be responsible for a kid with that fat, ugly BPD slut. These two experiences with both of these fat women were so bad they actually put me off sex for a few months. Like for the next 3 months after I didn't feel horny, I didn't look at women or think about sex. Because every time I thought about sex that revolting, sickening smell would come back to me and I would feel sick. Since then I have never ever been attracted to or wanted to have sex with a fat woman. Don't buy into the "beautiful at any size" bullshit, it's all a psy-op. Fat people are fucking disgusting, they are not at all sexy.

>>84637194
Forcing someone to do something is not necessarily hurting them.

>>84637284
Did she know he was bi?

>>84637408
You gotta work up to full anal sex. Like literal months of fucking with small buttplugs in, slowly increasing the size.

>>84637763
I agree with the other anon, this is bullshit.

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>>84639513
LMAO
>sex so bad it ludovico techniques you on the idea
That's next level.

>>84637991
>woman-tier inability to cum even by yourself
Dude. Get your T checked or something. That's extremely far from normal.

>>84637640
>eating out prozzies
That's a choice, alright. I eat out every girl who lets me on apps, so I don't know how much I can talk

>>84637361
Plapped an elder chubby Asian recently. I ghosted her after and feel pretty bad; she clearly wanted something real. She was a little heavy but carried it well. I miss her sometimes, but casual's not in her vocabulary. I saw that she called me several times over the time I'd blocked her number, but I think I waited her out and she's now blocked me.

>>84637991
It could just be condoms. Just spam yourself on apps til you get one that'll let you hit it raw. You could give me a 10/10 hooker and the condom thing would probably throw the whole thing off for me. I'd rather fuck OP's pic than a model with a condom.

>>84640308
>I don't know how much I can talk
ask val kilmer, he'll know

>>84639670
I'd feel bad enough as it is that whoever she is is with me at all in the first place. I couldn't do this to her too.

>>84641094
It's gonna be like half of us then.
>65
Is there really much more to see and do beyond that?

>>84639670
Yes it is you retard? The fuck is this blindly retarded bait posting?

>>84637151
I was blackout drunk on a stopover flight in Cyprus on my way back to Afghan, lost in Akrotiri, which is a pretty big base. None of us had civilian clothing so we were wearing bedsheets as togas, or PT kit. I wore my PT kit.

Some fat bitch from rear echelon offered to take me back to my accomodation, so I went with her. She took me back to my block, but took me into the external drying rooms, and basically raped me. I was so drunk she had to thumb it in, but credit to her, she managed to do it. She was fucking disgusting, though. Her mouth tasted like shit.

>>84637170
those guys can be woken up to primal sex, just have to teach them or inspire him

>>84641194
i'm 34 and out of ideas already
i'm also an incel who will never get to die of hpv

>>84641464
Absolutely delicious... :)