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heatwave edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wapuTPMnoAo
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>>84638841
Great edish, stay cool, lids
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>>84638841
Can't wait until bump limit, you have to make a thread, you're special, you must feel important. How fragile is your ego?
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Cunts better not complain about this nice weather after it fucking rained constantly for over 40 days in the winter
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>>84638860
>Can't wait until bump limit, you have to make a thread, you're special, you must feel important. How fragile is your ego?
melty
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>>84638860
>Can't wait until bump limit, you have to make a thread, you're special, you must feel important. How fragile is your ego?
Womp womp
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Didn't get enough attention as a child.
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welper boiling in his smelly boxroom x
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full blown melty because he couldnt make his autistic train edition
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Solid edish, me and the lads cooling off in the frogpool
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Always wanted the other lads in school to let you join in?
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I'm sure the Gentoo Group will make sure his flat has AC
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4x lush 4x cooling
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>>84638867
niggas be like the weather is so nice! and you step outside and get burnt to a crisp, your eyes are blasted from all directions by the sun reflecting off cars, you hear nothing but shitty top 100 radio stations and screaming kids, and you can't even get an ice cream for a quid anymore
i'll take the fucking bit of rain thanks
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>>84638919
Smart idea that, keep meaning to get one every year but then don't and just have to suffer. Also need to get the big fan out of the loft but it's hot as fuck up there and I don't want to melt in the process
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>>84638919
just did the same not doing this """heatwave""" shite all summer again
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Just seen this really cool image on Reddit I thought I might share it with everyone if that's quite alright with you.
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>>84638936
I actually have something very similar hung verily on my wall behind me this complete minute. I call him whale in the woods.
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Can one of you druggie lads tell me what it's like to be high on cocaine
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>>84638928
>tfw work outdoors 39 hours a week
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>>84638993
It's more or less exactly like this.
RRRRRAARRRRR I'M THE BESTEST EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO ME
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Weather is lush today x
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if you own your own house, is it possible to get by just working part time? im 21, been working full time for two years, wondering how i can min/max effort and leisure for the rest of my life
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>>84639000
trips of absolute complete truth lad
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>>84639017
unless it's one bedroom and in a very cheap area (read: shithole), probably not
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>>84639017
possibly, you would need to have some form of savings for the unexpected fucking disasters that come with home owner ship

Your boss will probably get salty as fuck because you want to escape the full time slavery so watch out for that one, or have a good excuse (family commitments or some shite)
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>>84638993
High energy
High confidence
Feels good
Limp dick (HHL knows this)
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>>84639028
shite, why is that? general bills i presume?
>>84639029
would probably just get a different part time job, dont really like my boss anyway
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>>84639031
I am beginning to think these things didn't really happen but he really wishes they did...
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>>84639000
Yeah this is absolutely spot on. You just feel like a total winner at everything, often why coked up people (myself included) are so fucking annoying to be around because they won't stop talking about themselves. You don't talk to people, you talk at them and wait for them to stop talking so you can have a go again. It's really fun, I don't do it that often any more.
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>>84639039
>general bills i presume?
that and also interest rates (higher interest rate = you're paying more for your mortgage)
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Farting and pooing at the same time. Wild stuff.
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>>84639102
Imagine pissing as well bloody hell!
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>>84639103
Don't think that's physically possible
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Hope my life isn't as grim as Sean's. Do you think it is? Fuck I hope not.
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>>84639120
What's your life like? I don't know you so it's hard to judge
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>>84639103
And then you sneeze as well.
*mind is blown*
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>>84639126
It's better than Sean's. I keep posting about him so you KNOW my life is better than his.
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I can't imagine Sean isn't spending another day thinking about me like I think about him.
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>>84639133
Everybody's life is better than HHL's
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>>84639137
A sunny Sunday afternoon and I'm sat alone thinking about Sean and his grim life. Glad I'm not him. ha ha ha done him.
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He's back off trip on his daily melty x
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Me? Spending another full day and night alone posting on /britfeel/.
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Everyone who laughs at the state of my obsession is HIM.
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I have a collection of your pictures and screencaps of your posts. I'm not obsessed, you life is grim, my life is better.
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multiple lads are obsessed and multiple lads are defending him. me? amused observer
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He thinks it's his mortal enemy posting. It easy to bait the egostically fragile babbymen. Oh aye.
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Chances of you losing your shit if I post an image Apu_xxxx?
Almost certain, big lad.
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I i i it must be HIM. Go and put a DVD on you fat fucking waste of space
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If I cope enough that it's my target dolly then it is my target dolly. It HIM. Fat shut in gobshite
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Only HIM thinks I'm a sad fantasist online try hard wanker. All talk and no action. IT HIM, IT DOLLYSean
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Carlsberg for me sadly.. nothing else in. This is horrible.
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>>84639197
>Only HIM thinks
Forren.
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>>84639199
>Carlsberg
Grimmer than grim
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>>84639218
Let me guess, you're more of light ales and fruit ciders kind of 'man', you have a refined taste?
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>>84639218
The worst is yet to come, I've got a crate of bud light to finish off..
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I feel poorly, but I also drank yesterday (only four magners) and had a horrific night's sleep. Weird rash is still on my arms, but not as bad as yesterday. Will see how I feel tomorrow, if still feeling like this, might have to pop and get it looked at. Knowing my luck it'll be mongynitis.
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C.c.c..c.c.ccan o.o..o.o..o..of s.s.s.ss.s.s.sss..sshandy b.b.bbb.b.b.bass p..p..p.p..p.p.p..lease.
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>Sean is here when I'm here his life is as grim as mine?
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took the wee lad to the weer garden x
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>>84639275
He has his own place while you still live with your mother
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Don't think my hosts want me to visit them this summer, I bought presents already for everyone. I think i'll spend the rest of the day finding a suitable box to send them all in :(
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>>84639179
I haven't posted here all morning. Been too busy researching old Claude Berri DVDs and Andrzej Zulawski films.
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welper fermenting in his smelly nappy in his smelly boxroom x
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I i i i haven't been here all morning. I i i it wasn't me who had a fat boy depression nap yesterday and all the thread shite s s stopped
Fat unfunny lifeless potato mong
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What's life like in Banbury?
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remove potato mongs /britbant/ when?
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>>84639197
Aren't you well over 40 now mate?
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Fishing, big man?
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>>84639350
Most lads here are between 30 and 40. Our lives are basically over.
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>>84639358
Blad and Shippy are the biggest men here.
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Samefaggy mong, fishing
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Blad would squish Shippy like a big and I'd pay to see it.
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My life is 4chan drama.
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>man buy dvd
>other man make fun of man buy dvd
poetry
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too fucking hot lads
fuck this fucking sunny bullshit honestly
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>>84639395
Like a big what? Balloon full of confetti perhaps?
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I wish I had deep hidden knowledge. Or some profound skill. Some hidden depth.
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brb just writing a welper slur generator python script x
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>>84639395
>like a big
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>>84639444
Her hidden depth is BPD, and it's quite visable.
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>>84639433
Had to dust off the fan cage it was full of dust, only cheap Chingzhou upright fan, about 20 quid but it moves the air. It's officially summer as it's now facing me directly.

Although having said that really big el-nino years can be very wet euro summers and very stormy winters, though theres another aspect that can effect our weather from it, so it doesn't control everything.
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>>84639444
love bras, me
I spent years wanking over underwear catalogues and fhm mags, sometimes think I like them more than boobs
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>>84639444
She is beautiful. Who is this semen demon? Is she AI?
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>>84639444
>deep hidden knowledge
met a bloke on a train frothing slightly at the mouth, he was on his way to West Wales to take sanctuary with the druids as the world was ending, he had deep hidden knowledge. You don't mean that sort?
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>>84639472
I wonder if there some truth to the occult. The Occult just means hidden. What if there are forces and things beyond our comprehension that industrialisation has cut us off from.
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hhl butt chugging shandy x
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>>84639534
The Occult is very broad. White racists are occult practitioners , two whites seeing how a black person behaves and they psychically communicate how inadequate the black is in comparison.
I don't know about magic in the occult. Never seen someone levitate or cast magic missile, the only effects it seems to have is getting people to part with money because they feel they have no wordly power to change their lives.
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>>84639446
I think they carry on because you bite all the time anon just let the gimmick die
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>>84639595
yeah but what about blacks and their voodoo tho?
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helper bricked up in his nappy x
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Might go on the jars in honour of HHL shortly
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hawg status = cranked

corr lovely out there lids, shame the weather is absolute shit the other 10 months of the year
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Looking after two kids rn, 2 and 3 yrs old, it stressful
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>>84639273
phwoar hope he has a walippo as well, don't want him welting
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hhl licking his fermented nappies x
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>>84639607
good point well made
standing down
thanks fren
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Might apply for janny gig
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Welper unhinging his jaw like a snake so he can slurp down a treble wide mega turd fresh from a smackheads arse.
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Tripmong is spammong
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>>84639610
It's very powerful, to them. Just "cast a spell" on any black you meet and watch them recoil.
It's good fun until they go mental because you've "stolen" their penis.
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>>84639798
he will be known on 4chan soon living the dream
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What do you want?

Money?
Sex?
Admiration and respect?
Power?

What is it that you want?
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>>84639840
TeIekinesis.
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Gave him calippos
Gave him ice cold wepsi
Gave him a paddling pool.
Gave him a damp rag

and he still fucking melted. I'm beside myself at the moment de lads, I only sent him out for a quick run to Lidl and now he's fucking dead. Nobody poured any water on him or tried to help him and now he's pouring into a drain.
I even soaked his bucket hat in water but it still wasn't enough
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>>84639840
A night out with HHL in Sunderland is unironically my biggest dream
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>>84639864
should've locked the frogger indoors in a dark room doing qmee surveys you daft bastard
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The AI images that were made for you still don't make up for you being unfunny
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helper getting piped by an oily deano x
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>>84639864
This really is your own fault, all the helperfancying websites put up warnings about letting your frogs out in this weather. You should be ashamed of yourself, an innocent lid turned into goo because you couldn't be arsed to do two minutes of research
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>he dares to question supergoogle
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Gen Z boss and your Work Search Review.
>Gen Z boss and your Work Search Review.
Gen Z boss and your Work Search Review.
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Is there any easy workaround for listening to youtube videos on your phone while having the screen locked?
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hhl getting his batty blasted by oily arabs x
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>>84639976
Sanctions and a mini
Ity bitty tits and a weekly review
4'1 and I hate you dossing scum
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Mental how quiet it is here when HHL isnt around
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>>84639984
Yes, but not sure if it's just on my phone (firefox and ublock origin), but I start a video, then close the screen with the button under the volume button.
I need to swap to phone to explain this next bit, I'll be nice and do it so you don't have to wait a while between replies.
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>>84639984
Screenshotrel press the play button and it will play the video but only the audio.
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>>84639984
Yeah, buy premium
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>>84640033
I'd wager he makes more than 25% but less than 50% of all posts in britfeel
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>>84639984
use newpipe
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helperlad helping a big oily stud guide its way into helpermum x
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>>84639840
Some sort of meaning and purpose to my life would be nice.
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>>84639840
All of the above, plus friends to play viddy games and TTRPGs and make silly creative works with.
And to miraculously have a better body and never age.
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>using my superpowers to look at lady's knickers
heheheh....
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>prime posting hours
>nobody here
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welper cupping steves wollocks x
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*feels overlooked*
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>>84640205
We're all over in /brit/ bantering each other rotten
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>>84640295
Can't post there because of flags
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>>84640295
Jumped ship quickly, or just an outsider?
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we all from jamaica lads x
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helper noshing off big hard throbbing cocks x
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Corr you look hot de lid. Me? I'm keeping myself nice and cool de lid. Got to make sure you've plenty of wepsi and ice in this weather.
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>>84640302
Used to be here more but seethemongs constant thread derailing has ruined it for me. It's alright when he's not around but when he is it's pointless trying to post here
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had a few jars arent i x
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>>84640376
nothing wrong with that imo im having a couple too
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Helperlad being helicopter twirled by his willy by a strong black African x
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>>84640366
>Used to be here more but seethemongs constant thread derailing has ruined it for me. It's alright when he's not around but when he is it's pointless trying to post here
womp womp
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do you lads say the n word when singing along to a song that has it in the lyrics
i do sometimes x
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>>84640433
i just say it for fun, when no one is around
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>>84640513
>>84640433
I shout it while drunk and losing ranked games and im worried the neighbours can hear
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Used to love Limmy Show but he's actually a cunt. Tune in to one of his Twitch streams and you'll instantly dislike him.
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>>84640533
Were you hoping he'd be le based racist?
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>>84640531
ranked in what lad?
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rewatched joker. modern classic i reckon
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welper showing steve his shitty nappy collection x
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Darts on a Sunday evening me thinks
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morning friends. woke up, decided to bite the bullet and open this letter from HM Courts & Tribunals about my UC claim (found it last night).

...nothing about the actual decision. just another letter informing me i provided evidence.pdf and i get a copy.

that's government money on ink and paper instead of just letting me have my Universal Credit back. it's days past the deadline of 21 May. funny how deadlines only apply in one direction, sometimes...
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state of these boats
less quay lime pie and more keel i'm pie
that's the thick of it
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finished off the Diet Cokes, thought i was out of caffeine.
decided to check my Irn Bru, text was so tiny i had to bust out the magnifying glass.

but now it clear as crystal: Irn Bru Zero does in fact contain caffeine.
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welper's long neck nursing a 14 inch anaconda
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Keep going son, any day now you'll be funny
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Can't be arsed rn me

'ate summer i do

X
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>>84640781
>welper's long neck
>14 inch anaconda
how will it stretch the REMAINING 10 inches? lol!

>>84640795
hope this was OK lad x
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>>84640812
spotted the fatty kek
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and if this tune bangs buss it 2 times x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNvcHzMogj4
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>>84639763
Not gonna apply after some lengthy consideration
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does anyone LIKE the Yuuzhan Vong?

came nowhere close to finishing this series. profoundly stupid idea, then it just kept going.
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>>84640533
He hates the English with a burning passion he got more bitter when his "girlfriend" of 20 years left him and was cucking him and he went along with it
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*misaligns an apus chakra*
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wtf i love the Yuuzhan Vong now
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welper getting his arse buttered up by big oily french men x
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Would you agree that racism is really just a form of insecurity? Notice that most professional athletes are not racist. They're willing to test their skills against any opponents.
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might write a screenplay for a high-concept action thriller.
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I am so boiling, lads. Yes, I am morbidly obese.
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>>84641048
Only incels are racist nowadays. We've grown up as a society
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i dont understand how people have full time jobs, i hate being a fucking spastic
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>>84641048
>Notice that most professional athletes are not racist.

i dunno, we've had 'Kick It Out', 'Show Racism the Red Card' etc. throughout my life. i'm willing to accept that some young athletic lads from Sunderland or Liverpool were actually bullies when managers started hiring black players.

tbqh as disciplined as they are, athletes can be pretty insecure in their own way. it's like an attractive actor or actress who still feels the need to get plastic surgery, when that wouldn't even cross most people's minds.
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>>84640914
he thinks he lost his show because the English can't understand his accent.
In actuality, he has a pretty mild accent, everyone loves Billy Connolly, and Limmy is pretty hit and miss in terms of his actual comedy.
I tried watching his show, after seeing cherry picked clips, and most of it wasn't good.
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welper touching his bum hole x
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https://vocaroo.com/1ibOJUO3xO5b
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Welperlad swollen and engorged like a tick after taking the load of every Pakistani in Sunderland, his tiny arms and legs unable to reach the ground.
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>>84641075
I mean, even that dickhead Frankie Boyle had a lucrative career, and he's nasty guttural Scottish.
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took my Star Wars question to its on-topic board (not /tg/ i'd get rekt):
>>>/tv/220725190

8 replies, minimum. i feel it in my bones, frens.
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>>84641048
dunno lad bet larry bird dropped it with the hard r sometimes
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>>84641048
It's a result of honesty and practical-mindedness. Everyone can see with their eyes what kinds of environments foreigners create. Some people are too deep into their personal ideologies to admit it. They think (or hope) the right infusion of leftism or Christianity is going to work everything out.
I don't even consider myself hateful, and I make a point of being nice to people because I think it's the right way to behave, but it's still true.
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fucking idiot brother gave a bit of weed to the dog. now the dog's freaking the fuck out
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hope our madlass anastasia kingsnorth is coping in the heat and her cunt area isn't sweaty and smelly
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Sunderland have qualified for European football and it's LUSH x
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>>84641075
i love Limmy's Show tbqh. i like the way he thinks. a lot of the sketches are daft thoughts you'd have in the shower, but they're not just randumb zaniness.

but from what he's said, it was his choice not to do more telly. streaming is what he wants. that's no longer some stupid filler BETWEEN '<creator> making <thing> and <next thing>', that IS him making his thing.

shit sucks tbqh. his books are good, he could just film them, but he hates working with other people. at some point you're just a bit of a prick, especially if people were always telling you, 'i like your stuff.'

what's the Minecraft bloke up to nowadays?
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welpers arse quacking for the bumsesh x
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Going away for a couple of days tomorrow. Don't be sad that you'll miss my gimmicks while I'm gone.
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>>84641048
Its not insecurity, and more importantly its not hateful to see the differences. My dog is different from my cat, the sheep are different from the heffers. The hatred unrelated to the observable differences. In my case my hatred is very specific towards negros, S asia browns and half nig mutts. It is certainly born from experience of the contents of their characters.
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would love to uppercut an apu off the roof of a building in hong kong and have it hit a load of those neon signs on the way down
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>>84641132
i like the good clips of it, but I tried watching a full episode once, and most of it was so weak.
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Any lad here want to play a few sets of Mortal Kombat 1?
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>quacking for
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welper getting impregnated by big oily south east asian men x
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>>84641112
>It's a result of honesty and practical-mindedness. Everyone can see with their eyes what kinds of environments foreigners create.
I reckon a lot of differences between countries are caused by wealth and access to (or lack of) economic opportunities. Rather than resulting from genetic ethnic differences.

Even if it does turn out though that some ethnic groups, on average, have more of a genetic disposition to engage in certain kinds of behaviour, that doesn't mean everybody from an ethnic group conforms to the average. So that's why I think it's important to judge each person on an individual basis rather than assume things about them based on their ethnicity.
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>>84641295
>AIDS may kill you or it may not and you're stupid to not have gay sex without a condom, what are you, racist?!
Fuck off you baiting slimeball faggot.
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>>84641319
I'm talking about racism. Why are you thinking about gay sex, faggot?
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if loves a sweet passion
why does it torment
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>weird how there's more rapes with this open borders policy
RACIST RACIST RACIST
>what?
IMMIGRANTS ARE BROWN YOU'RE RACIST
>you're the one talking about race
NAZI NAZI NAZI
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Statistically speaking 78% of dinghy riders are rapists.
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welper watching welpermum take hundreds of african cocks up the bum x
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>Noel Gallagher, 58, looks utterly smitten with marketing manager Nina Johnson, 28

She's only a few years older than his daughter. Nonce.
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im so anti racist that it pains me to see non whites live in this irreversibly white supremacist systemtic country
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Can't believe normies spent the weekend doing this. Mental.
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>>84641403
>>84641376
you 2 should kiss
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>>84641423
Sorry I'm not gay, but he can send me a pic of his mum's tits, if you know what I mean.
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>>84641205
fair enough lad. sort of the nature of sketch shows, but i think something you miss watching clips is when a sketch is told in 3 or 4 parts over one episode.

even in Limmy's Homemade Show (lockdown + doesn't like working with actors)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaZ8TvLEnfI&t=410s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaZ8TvLEnfI&t=552s
made me lol, helps that there's actually a sketch between these two.

but yeah fuck me he really needed to get actors in for this. we don't get as many basic sketch shows now (that last Mitchell & Webb one was pretty bad).
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>>84641362
Maybe we should prosecute rapists but not assume that everybody in certain ethnic groups are rapists, since no ethnic group is composed entirely of rapists.
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>>84641439
pwor
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>>84641421
Bournemouth?

not right how normal being fat is now.
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>>84641421
grim that
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>>84641470
I'm saying all boatBAMEs are rapists.
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Boxroom is boiling. Old laptop hard drive coping.
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>>84641479
Dorset de lad.
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You know what would make me happy? Having a 24yo rose to spend the summer with.
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helper wanking off kevs smeggy smelly shaft
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is anybody out theres x
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Don't worry lads in a week we will be back to the great British weather that we all know and love.
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A black man's willy inside Ruth's quinny.
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Glad to see we're in agreement for once, and need to stop the rapey boatBAME menace.
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>>84641499
sounds scary that
desu
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>>84641503
alright david bowie
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A pretty rose like her in a wagie greggs job just doesn't make any sense to me.

>>84641517
No it sounds like something I'd change my life for.
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>>84641526
>No it sounds like something I'd change my life for.
i met a strange lady
she made me nervous
she took me in and gave me breakfast
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>>84641510
Nope only will's willy in her quinny.
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>>84641526
She should be at home raising a few sprogs while her low tier normie husband is at work bricklaying.
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>>84641544
She's cheating on him. He can't satisfy her as deeply as Jermaine can, if you catch my drift.
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>>84641540
thats a munchkin cat
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greggs lass is far more cuter and older than ruth. A real woman like her is what I dream of.
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>>84641546
I don't think her muslim bf does that. Probably works in a kebab shop. She really must not have the confidence to date white lads like me.
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>>84641556
>thats a munchkin cat
hes a good lad
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>>84641568
You are not White. You are a Turk.
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>>84641577
No lad I am white british. I just know girls like her are easily taken advantage of by slimy muslims. Love bombed all the time, get driven everywhere in a nice car. Makes me sick they can't see through it.
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not been on britfeel for several months good to see you're all still having the exact same conversations about the same topics x
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>>84641555
She wouldn't cheat on him but I can almost guarantee a handsome lad like that will want variety eventually. The moment a real blonde girl with some curves and good body is in the right moment he will take his shot. Most lads will be like this at his age. He will almost certainly cheat on her when she's away on holiday or at uni.
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>>84641599
forest fans stink
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>>84641599
Hey we don't know what's behind her, it might be a baby having a poo.
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>>84641570
they bite a lot
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>>84641599
You love to see it, that's why you came back x
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fabulous secret powers were revealed to me
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>>84641484
That's not true, obviously
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>>84641622
little man syndrome im afraid
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>>84641630
You are correct, I was just being silly.
Currently not every boatBAME is a rapist, but all current rapists came here on a boat.
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>>84641633
i blame the owner
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>>84641641
owner is sowing the seeds of discontent
i agree
vidrel good example
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I was going through random unnamed satellite channels earlier and there was some woman's football celebration in barcelona but no commentary, graphics or context. The channel is offline now. Very surreal.

You lads ever do this?
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Every current brown (not including pakistanis born here) rapist came her illegally on a boat.
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sonne
dun dun dun dun dun
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>>84641639
>all current rapists came here on a boat
Wayne Couzens is in prison for raping Sarah Everard, but Couzens didn't come to the UK on a boat. He was born in the UK. Also there was John Worboys, the taxi driver rapist, also born in the UK. I bet there are many other examples of UK-born rapists.
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does ruth really have sex lads
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>>84641680
It is very unlikely that she doesn't.
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>>84641652
well now i feel bad for them, they should have proper sized legs so they can cat properly and a non-arsehole owner
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>>84641686
maybe she doesn't, she's not a big girl.
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Weather tomoz is going to be absolutely hellish, dreading it already
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>he doesn't know what current means
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>>84641689
>proper sized legs so they can cat properly
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its well hot
x
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I haven't had a bath once this year so far. I really don't feel dirty even in this heat.
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Favourite gooning site that doesn't care about Ofcom is down.
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>>84641718
You do shower though, right?
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>>84641738
No. There is no shower room here.
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>>84641701
those humans made him a freak for their own amusement, those monsters ;_;
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Bank Holiday bumsesh with Blad and we're both dripping with sweat when we go down for a late night snack and his Mam's telling us to at least take a shower afterwards and we're both just giggling like a pair of fucking pansies in our cute pink thongs
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>>84641744
You should really wash yourself to be honest
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>>84641759
I hate the process to be honest. Takes so long.
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>>84641774
I find showering a bit annoying but I still do it because I don't want people to see me in an unwashed state. People tend to judge you in a bad way if you're unwashed.
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Because the average britfeeler is an ugly unloveable loser freak. There's not really much mystery to it. Just seething genetic rejects living their shit lives in squalor and taking out their frustrations on anyone who is comparatively normal.
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Me? Currently running arch Linux, but might be tempted to try CachyOS if the feeling takes me.
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Bit weird how lefties think because somebody is brown they can do no wrong.
Sorry tankie lad, there's currently at least 1 brown rapist in 90% of British towns/cities/villages.
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>>84641824
>Because the average britfeeler is an ugly unloveable loser freak. There's not really much mystery to it. Just seething genetic rejects living their shit lives in squalor and taking out their frustrations on anyone who is comparatively normal.
yes
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Welper getting sweaty with a black man
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Welper running and jump-landing arse first onto a willy as thick as a coke can x
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>>84641834
I think it's more accurate to say they don't think it's possible for a brown person to do anything wrong *to a white person*.
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>>84641824
Nuh uh
>>84641835
See above
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>>84641831
still on that debian me
in case u were wondering
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Welper fitting a black man's cock AND BALLS up his arsehole
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>>84641861
And also, YOU DESERVE IT WHITEY SCUM FOR YER ANCESTRAL SCUM FUCK COLONIAL RAPEY BASTARD. Lefties are riddled with white guilt.
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Welper? Gay
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big glistening purple glans poking its way into welper's hole
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Need a Shippy update, anyone got goss?
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Spammong? Lonely gimp.
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>>84640767
Genuinely had no idea irn bru was a caffeinated beverage. Probably would have gone my whole life never finding out without your keen conan doylesque investigations. For that I am eternally grateful.
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>>84641824
>the average britfeeler is an ugly unloveable loser freak
Why don't you people stop being so fucking negative. Maybe some of us are just going through a bad patch, but that doesn't mean it's over forever.
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>Venezuela Fury, 16, and husband Noah Price, 19
makes you think
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This image made many people start to notice.
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>>84642167
Even Gorillas head to be 3m apart during covid.
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Face Space Ape
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Some of you people should actually leave your bedrooms and meet people of different ethnicities, and then you'd realise they're not the scary bogeymen that you imagine them to be
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>>84642225
We've not said they're scary, we said they're rapey.
Look we get it, you lefties fear them, but if you stop allowing them in you won't be as scared when venturing out.
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>>84642225
i used to work with indians, they eat curry with their hands
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Welper necking a pint of yellowish Nigerian cum from a chalice, audible noises of 'MMmmmm' can be heard with every sloppy slurp. Smelly spunk all down his shirt x
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>>84642260
Rape is a real issue and I hope it is reduced as much as possible. Scapegoating migrants for rape isn't the answer though, because many migrants aren't rapists, and many rapists aren't migrants.

>>84642275
Nothing wrong with that, many people eat stuff with their hands, like pizzas, and spare ribs, etc
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>>84642390
Yet again tankoid you are putting your thoughts onto this. Not immigrants, rapey boatBAME criminals.
Look, yer soft, deal with it.
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>>84642402
>rapey boatBAME criminals
Not every boat migrant is a rapist. You're just thick if you can't understand this.
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>>84642390
>Nothing wrong with that, m
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>>84642425
Correct, but they are all criminals and should not be allowed in the country. And these rapey boat fuckers coming and tarnishing the reputation of genuine people that need help.
You are full of fake empathy, just looking to appear virtuous.
Why are you so keen to protect forren criminals? Lefties are weird af, desu.
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A lefty only cares about pwning the right any way they can. It's sad to see. Ignore blatant facts just be HECKIN RACISMERINO.
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>>84641295
yes, but when you're up against a crowd, you have to judge it as a crowd, because a crowd behaves differently to an individual.
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>>84642455
it's a quasi religion. They literally care more about their ideals than what is or isn't real. The point is that the world *should* be the way the leftist wants it to be, and they aren't going to let that go, just because people are getting raped and killed, and everything is awful around them. We *should* live in a borderless world where colour doesn't matter, so they're just going to keep forcing it until it happens, which will be never.
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>>84642498
They hate things like reality, logic and basic commonsense, and seem to think the thing that makes them extremely emotional is the thing that needs their support the most.
Nothing is even based on colour, it's just that lefties are obsessed by it, and think (in a good way of course), oh that poor non white person, how pitiful their life is, they need to be saved.
That weakness is easily exploited by tens of (if not hundreds) thousands of criminals every year.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWTI8-guT-U
And I go...
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>>84642443
>>84642455
>You are full of fake empathy, just looking to appear virtuous.
>Why are you so keen to protect forren criminals?
I don't want to protect criminals - I think rape should absolutely be prevented wherever possible, and punished when it occurs. When you look at small boat migrants specifically, some of them are probably genuine asylum seekers who are not violent and not rapists. We should go after rapists, not after migrants just because some migrants have committed rape.
>A lefty only cares about pwning the right any way they can
I'd say I'm a centrist. I just don't like harsh inhumane government policies. I don't like the idea of the government using the force of the state to badly treat ordinary people, who have done nothing wrong. I was born in the UK, but I think if the government starts treating migrants badly, they'll start treating other people badly too.
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>>84642498
>>84642573
We should definitely stop crime wherever possible. It's not a non-white issue though. We should treat white and non-white criminals in the same way, with the same punishments. I think there is an imbalance in outrage when it comes to white criminals in the UK and non-white criminals. If Wayne Couzens (the rapist and murderer) had been a brown guy from Pakistan, the public outrage would surely have been far bigger.
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>>84642638
Okay, but we still don't have an obligation to people who are still trying to force entry to the country so they can get money. That is actually still a crime, and a burden. They need places to live, they need access to schools and doctors, they're introducing an industrial level requirement for translators and interpretors, they take jobs and benefits from the homegrown working class...
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>>84642662
I'll say straight up. It's worse when a criminal is a migrant.
It's worse to me emotionally, because it constitutes an attack on my group from the outside, which constitutes an attack on me. It feels personal.
An English criminal is still a problem, but it's an internal problem, and one that the system is equipped to deal with.
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>>84642638
>some of them are probably genuine asylum seekers
Do you see the issue with this statement? So allow them to keep on coming just on the off chance that 1 or 2 are genuine asylum seekers?
You keep conflating migration and sneaking into the country illegally.
How many of the boat lads (always young lads) have been caught raping lately when compared to people that used the proper channels to migrate here?
Isn't it inhumane to allow some people of this country (women and girls) to be fearful of going outside alone at nights due to criminals?
Isn't it inhumane that tens of thousands of British schoolgirls were groomed by predominantly pakistani men, and instead of it being tackled it was covered up to stop fake calls of racism?
Are facts racist?
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Nice gentle bank hollybobs weekend edish
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19 year old husband to a 16 year old wife. Makes you think.
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Imagine being married to a 16 year old and coming back to that after a hard day on the rob. Makes you think.
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>>84642890
Any plans for tomorrow, or just enjoy doing nothing for the day?
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ITT: pearl-clutchers who think our King was a borderline nonce for marrying 19-year-old Diana.
nobody tell them about Prince Philip and the Queen. they'd have an aneurysm.
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chancing scousers done me out of a g of k. which i only ordered to tide me over until that last 7g, which actually arrived first.

wouldn't mind since i got my coins back, but i also asked them to chuck in a few pills, so i've just been sat around waiting for things i want that were never going to arrive.

lads all over the country with bags of the stuff, the way some of yous envy shaggers. now i know how you feel.
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Brutal late night hollybobs bumsesh that was. Me spine straightened out good and proper, my guts rearranged and my ringpiece given a good old stretch corr. Post bumsesh wank going to be absolutely filthy later on. The hot weather always put the lads in a good bumsesh mood I find x
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reckon i'll give today's Wordle a shot.
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weirdly dead thread, this.
NEETs should be awake. wagies get tomorrow off because of some bank holiday (I think - not sure how the world of work operates).

where is everyone?
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Good R&R this was phwoar

Was it not

Indeed yes

X
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>>84643243
I don't have anything of worth to add.
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corrr Farscape back on that main plot instead of inventing new plot threads for no reason.

>Scorpius backstory
;_; poor lad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIbbBMJIdfE

Bit hot rn innit

x
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>>84643636
how does a NEET beat the HEAT
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>Spotify can't charge me because i have no money
>leaves me on Premium like they're giving me the benefit of the doubt

lollin @ this, it must be said.
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Saved just in time de lads.
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>>84644297
You are the silent hero of britfeel
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>>84643653
air conditio-
>checks thread
my condolences
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Happy Whit Monday everybody!
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it 4x more lush without drivel to sift through in a morning
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>>84644718
all the posts made during the night were boring af though
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>>84644729
That is ok
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>>84644767
>That is ok
its not
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Morning morning morning de lads hope you lot are keeping cool today here's a tip get one of those ice packs and place it between your wollocks it cools you right down!
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>>84644895
>Morning morning morning de lads hope you lot are keeping cool today here's a tip get one of those ice packs and place it between your wollocks it cools you right down!
don't do this, it creates mustard gas!
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>>84644913
i love mustard though
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>>84644913
It does for our Mark! Bloody hell!
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Welper waking up cum drunk after a heavy night where the willies were on tap x
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>>84644935
That sounds lush a fuck de lid. I bet he was bursting at the seams x
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>>84642936
Comfy lie in, then get some ice cream, and a nap.
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A low drivel factor night guard. Well done de lads.
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Got a remote bird feeder coming today hopefully it should bring more birds into the garden. It's pretty fun seeing what different ones turn up :)
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Alri' lid?
Got yer poor lil' mummy out here.
Sparked the bitch out lid. You gonna cry de lid? Was waiting behind the bins for her this morning de lid, clapped her right in the jaw de lid.
That make you angry de lid? Make you fume? Gonna have a weltdown de lid? You won't do shit de lid now gwarn shut the front door you boneless wussy-bitch de lid.
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>>84645010
What are you going to do to them birds? Wrongun
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>>84645068
You know what lad that was really nasty of you to beat up somebody's mother like that. Shame on you.
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>>84645071
Feed them, that is why it is called a bird feeder
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hes going to ejaculate on the birds as they eat at the feeder, sick beast
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>>84645010
Good on ya lad, I love feeding birbs in my garden. Be careful though, there's this finch disease and we don't our bird friends dying

https://www.rspb.org.uk/helping-nature/what-we-do/influence-government-and-business/policies-and-briefings/investigating-routes-of-finch-trichomonosis-transmission-in-gardens
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Garn sneak off work and have a cheeky wank in the toilets
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It's cider time for our mark, might be a sandford lane stream later if we are lucky
https://youtu.be/cH6zNJmMgxE?si=E_bbNTUE0l6eKR2B
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>>84645248
Sad lonely alcoholic
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>>84645248
At this hour? He needs help ASAP.
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>>84645275
Recorded it yesterday and posted it today i reckon
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My seed in a woman's rectum
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>>84645275
Marks life revolves around drink, it's the only thing he has to look forward to and only thing that brings him pleasure
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>>84645313
Helen's sloppy blowjobs give him pleasure too
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when i wake up
why aren't you there?
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>>84645163
Thanks lad. I am hoping to snap a few pics, might even post them in here if they're semi-decent
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>35 degrees celsius today
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>>84645575
gonna be 4x LUSH de lid

Only to get up to 24c+ here but 35 would be fucking mint
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>>84645635
You're not going to leave you boxroom in mummys house though lad
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>>84645635
More than 25 is torture imo
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>>84645575
Got my aircon on it is a lovely lush 16c in my box room today
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Poo number 2 of the day edging closer to escaping my arse.
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>>84645661
Lad ive already been into work and done 3 hours

I get more done by 7am than you do your entire life kek
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>>84645337
Helen dumped Mark ages ago over the Marie Healy stuff
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Cannot imagine why the norms voluntarily travel to countries where it's hotter than 30 degrees for a week or two. Summers in the UK are fucking horrible. Mum knew somebody that went to Egypt for 2 weeks and it was 42 degrees.
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>>84645713
Yeah lad a bit mental, apparently it takes 2-4 weeks to get used to a massive change in temperature like that
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>>84645695
And now you'll spend the rest of the day sat in your boxroom in mummys house.
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>>84645722
not at all lad, i plan to call round to yours and give your mum a good seeing to in this heat corr
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>>84645734
Thanks for contributing to my bennies you mug.
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>>84645742
I dont mind at all, its nice to help out the retarded folks who just dont feel like working god bless em
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>>84645773
I appreciate you lad. Some of us (me) can't work unfortunately, though I did try for the better part of 10 years of my life. Thank you!
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>>84645697
Literally zero proof for this
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i'm working on a bank holiday, not rite i tell you
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Even 26 degrees celcius today in sunderland
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>>84645809
Can you get away with pretending to work?
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>>84645833
no i have one of those jobs where your productivity is measured
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Morning de lids. It Monday x
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>>84645879
i bet his flat stinks in this heat
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>>84645894
27c in Wareham today. Bet he's sweating like a good'un.
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>>84645843
That's unfortunate, lad. Hope the day doesn't drag for you.
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>>84645911
a thin green mist rising from his sweaty bloated mass
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>SEASIDE UPDATE

A TOUR OF WEYMOUTH
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Ds6_H3cU4
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im not looking forward to getting old, despite working most of my life im going to be very poor in my latter years.
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>>84645879
It Monday innit
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Booking a beasty bumsesh aren't I? I am aren't I? Lovely big lad from nearby about to put me in a Full Nelson and blow my botty up. Lovely afternoon planned with luxury pub lunch cos my hunk ain't no cheapskate. Gonna be a proper pipegrind once I get my caked up cheeks around a throbbing willy built like a porcini OH AYE and that's a CORR from me. Me buttocks built for a bumsesh. xxxx
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>>84646010
If it wasn't for tmau I would have worked all me life de leed.
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It so hot no cap
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Shall not be going out. I have no friends. No gf. My life is the screen in front of me.
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>>84646110
Morning Turkmong
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>>84646023
Corr sounds lush de lad. Make sure the fans are on while you two are bumming otherwise your bed will be like a back garden slip and slide once you have finished.
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Garn get up and neck a wustlers, do my washing then I'm off to beers gardens. Oh aye x
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>>84646010
I think a lot of people will be, especially our generation. I don't think the state pension will exist in the 2060s with the way things are going.
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>>84646110
the sun is still warm and the bird still sing even if you dont have friends
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>>84646177
Can't take my PC outside and make the same posts I make every day can I?
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ngl lads i was 10x happier being a shut-in NEET
lifes utter shite x
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>>84646172
its a bit of a conspiracy theory but i think this is why the assisted dying bill came in, they want to normalise the idea of bumping of old people. by the time you and me are old i think most people will be ending themselves via government service
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>>84646110
It's hotter in London than Turkey today. You win again.
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>Spend all winter freezing cold counting down the weeks until it warms up
>Spend all summer boiling hot counting down the weeks until it cools down
Don't think this life malarkey is for me
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Wanted to watch lord of the rings for the first time in 20 years. I have the trilogy on dvd but they aren't the extended cut versions am I missing out on much?
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I have no hope x
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>>84641689
short legs are superior, lanklet
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Shout out to monster energy drink x
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imagine how ruth's fanny smells after a long day in this heat
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>>84646260
it just looks like a regular house on streetview
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Stinky fishy fanny flaps all for me
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>>84646260
Wouldn't go near that council dump with a ten foot barge pole de lid
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Having some tinned kippers on toast lads, I smell fucking lush
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Don't feel good, desu. Waiting for an out of hours appointment, look me over, check this rash thing out (little bumps).
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Off to beddingbury me

Indeed

X
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>>84646327
Is your mummys house where you live better?
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>>84646387
unusual time to go to bed desu
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We all Europa League in life x

Except Newcastle of course :)
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>>84646394
was the wokey any good?
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>>84638841
Yeah the heat is nice but I'm currently on the bus, and it brings out all the fucking spics and foreign mongoloids babbling in their own incomprehensible language with the 52 family members.
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>>84646394
That bunch of millionaires that kick a ball around are high up on the list of things that make you feel happy, less likely to rope, for now?
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Me? I'm happy to be alive. It's a beautiful day. Everyday we above ground is a great day x
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HAWG anon here

Been tinkering with the non powered HAWGS today (bicycles)
Trailed the 40 year old Peugeot roadie out from under the cover where its sat the past 2 years

Surprisingly in good shape, bit of surface rust on the chrome etc but everything working as it should
Fitted seat of an old Carrera mtb as the 80s pug one was the most uncomfortable thing ive ever sat on

Being french, nothing is a standard size as the frog fuckers wanted to be unique i assume, same with the italian bikes, want to fit straight bars but according to the internet Peugeot used 25mm bars, everyone else used 25.4mm and now modern shit is all 31mm, very hard to find flat bars to fit unless they are from the 80s , sanding 0.4mm off an old 90s bar might be the only option

Shakedown croooze to the shop for some lunchington is in order soom, might even take a pic for you lovely lids
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>>84646391
Sorry to break it to you pal but I don't live with my parents, but if I did then yes it would be.
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>>84646471
always nice to see a hawg update. what do you think to e-bikes? personally i think its only a matter of time before petrol bikes go the way of the dodo
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welper on all fours getting ready for kev to pipe him x
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imagine what marks bollocks smell like after a long day in this heat
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>>84646505
>ready for kev
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where is Sean x
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>>84646503
They look neat as fuck, ive ridden one for 2 minutes and it feels like cheating kek

I bought an e bike from a friend when he relocated his business, 20 quid but no battery (of course) 130 bong units for a battery but if it turns out the bike is faulty ive a useless battery so hesitant to buy one just yet

Pic semi rel, same shape as the e bike , just need a basket and some tassels lmao
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Any Asian grooming rape gangs in today?
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>>84646545
itt but afraid to use his trip
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>>84646521
Fish or shit
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>>84646553
I think my taxi driver might have been one the other day, or just a cest baby virgin, his head was on a swivel, tongue hanging out, swerving all over the road, had to tell him to concentrate on what he was doing.
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>1 week wait to book a slot at the tip
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>>84646545
when sean gets rattled in the cage he goes missing for a few days the last time this happened was when somebody emailed the football team coach about his hitler rants and neo nazi roots when he was younger. the prolonged silence only adds to the fact that it's probably true x
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>>84646545
Looks like his address is posted UP THERE if you go looking.
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neighbours now pumping up a massive inflatable pool and blasting beach music
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>>84646571
I leave my old white goods on the front, usually some eastern euro wheels them off. Little do they know they never work and my waste is now their problem
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>>84646484
>Sorry to break it to you pal but I don't live with my parents, but if I did then yes it would be.
Proof?
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Why have non of you mad lads turned up to THAT address, scared?
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sending a paid for prostitute with a gopro strapped to the head to HHL's address
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>>84646545
Why don't you drive to his grotty council hovel and check on him. You can drive, right?
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>>84646681
No need to lid. Merely knowing the address has sent him into a tizzy fit x
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just bought a bus ticket to Sunderland to check on Sean x
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Me? Just scranned those kippers.
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>>84646571
its free to launch it into some country layby lad

Follow me for more handy life hacks
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>>84646735
very gypo coded post
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Mr Klaus Schwab
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>>84646746
broken britain innit ?

There shouldn't be a fucking week long wait to go to the dump, no wonder fly tipping is getting worse, whats he gonna do? just leave his car filled with shit all week? in that heat?

There isnt a single 5 minute window in the next 7 days he could drop off his rubbish?

Place is fucked beyond belief
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Plapping Helen
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>>84646754
Thought that was a domino's sponsorship for a second.
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deano rubbing the sun protection over ruth's silky smooth pale skin and her saying "that's lush thanks babe".
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>>84646693
I can drive, but Sunderland would because 140 mile round trip.
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plapping Yanklass
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>>84646775
I thought that was rRuth for a second
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>>84646784
It is her lad. She was so lush blonde. It was her transition from innocent rose to lush northern lass.
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thousands of deanos with chains and tats are applying the afternoon top up sun protection to their girlfriends right now and you're stuck in your 40 degree boxroom because you have a computer/monitor on.
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>no aspirations
>no interests
>no gf
>no good genetics

Yet I am expected to work in a shit job. Why?
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>>84646471
>>84646503
>1986 Peugeot PH-11

Mad this bike is older that most posters
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>>84646817
Not in my smelly boxroom. I'm in a smelly bookies. Best place for me
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>>84646850
I couldn't imagine myself in one. Not because I don't go out but because gambling is exploitative.
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Looks like kino this.
https://youtu.be/SSaH5IwjNd0?si=vlrKru5BfO4tjoTE
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Staying in all day cos I know the moment I step outdoors it'll raise my body temperature and I'll be sweating for the rest of the day. Keeping it nice and cool indoors.
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Last time you used sun protection? It's a bit pointless if you don't go out like me. When I did go out as a kid, I'd get burnt so much you could peel the skin off my back in huge layers. Horrible times going out when you would be in a pain out of shade even with a shirt on.
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i factor up every morning
no skin cancer or wrinkles for me my lad
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>shitty twix ad
>woman says "I'm leaving you for your brother"

Meant to be funny somehow yet if a bloke did this feminists would be going mental.
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>>84646911
Aye it a no brainer if you're going to be in the sun de leed
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>>84646911
Not getting the sun keeps me young. It's why people treat me like a teenager still I think on the rare time I'm out.
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>>84646914
Keep fighting them lad.
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>>84646885
Alright fat lad with a medical issue.
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Might have a fap but I'm going to be dripping in sweat. My faps are long-lasting ones and quickies feel like a cheap whore.
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>>84646929
I'm skinny as fuck actually
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>>84646914
It's not about a person mate it's about a literal different bit of the Twix bar
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>>84646938
It still implies women cheating on blokes is fine because they have all the choice in the world.
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>>84646948
No it doesn't lad, it's about having all of the choice in the world between two different bits of a Twix when you buy a Twix. No one thinks infidelity is fine and in my experience women often have a less permissive attitude to it than men do.
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might go out. showered last night for the first time in about two weeks, probably still have some diazepam flowing through my veins.

the closest corner shop gets its fair share of crackheads and that. i hope they just assume i'm (still) an alky. i have the hands.
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Birdbergs enjoying their seedluncheon
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>>84646914
that one about wifeswapping was a larf. think it might have been banned.

want to say it was the Peter Kay John Smith's adverts, but did we just ban those? even post-watershed, feels like 'advertising alcohol' has become wrong.

meanwhile, gambling apps...
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>dream about school times again
>looking forward to going to specific class because someone there that likes to talk to me and doesn't treat me like I have special needs
>get in classroom
>someone else is with them in my seat and they're enjoying time with them now
>I sit somewhere else
>the thing I was looking forward to now turned out to be the worse moment of the day

Just something I mostly forgot about until the dream. I remember leaving school at the age of 16 in 2006 with no friends or any idea what to do next. I've been mostly neet since those times.
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>>84646967
nice one lad.
came close to a minor seethe but you know what, you have a garden and excess wealth, i'm happy this is how you spend it. no need for jealousy on my ends x

just pay your taxes properly, aye?
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>>84646976
No worries lad, I paid about 120k in taxes last year and it will be even more this year by the looks of it.
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>>84646971
my recurring dream is i'm back in school but i've lost my memory of my timetable and where all my classes are. even if i have my school planner with them all in, i still don't know where room 24-C is because i have my adult brain.

also, always feels a bit dodgy being mentally 30s but in a teenager's body. it'd be more dodgy if it DIDN'T feel dodgy, so don't yous even start.
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>>84646976
Responsible member of society me, taxes get paid (except on baccy I buy that duty free stuff from the dodgy booze shop run by immigrants) correctly and promptly
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>short chubby girl used to talk to me at school but it never went anywhere
>small girl one year below me always bullied me and sat next to me on the bus home
>got told a girl liked me despite having bad acne

missed opportunities lads. sometimes I wonder if things would've turned out differently if I didn't have the worse acne in school. think of how different your life would be in you maybe went to a different school too.
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>>84646983
nice one friend.
are you in software?
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>>84646983
This post is not me it's bait don't fall for it. This poster has never fed a bird in his life.
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>>84646987
>(except on baccy I buy that duty free stuff from the dodgy booze shop run by immigrants)

no judgement from me. if anything, that's THEIR fault. you are an innocent consumer. a victim, even.

at the end of the day, we all want cheap baccy in life x
(and maybe the odd bag)
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>>84646984
I used to hate the school planner. It must be a lot easier now with having a phone and notes app. I used to just chuck every book in my bag for all lessons even if they weren't on that day. Also if I were too late for class it was too awkward to come in late so I'd skip it and hide in the nearby woods for the next 50 minutes or so.
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>>84646948
So what you're saying is you haven't had sex and you hate women?
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>>84646992
Nah sorry lad I was baiting I'm not the bird feeder guy, I was just hoping that I could poke you down the seethie road.
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>>84646990
i hit puberty fairly late, i had acne when i was about 18 and in uni.
so in hindsight, the couple of girls that fancied me at school were probably she-nonces. glad i didn't fall victim to their wiles.
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>>84647005
Yes. That's a natural reaction if you are a sex-starved man. Why should you respect women? Not giving me sex is disrespectful.
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>>84647015
On the surface of your argument, it makes sense. They don't respect you, so why should you respect them? But if you buy into that, you're also buying into the idea that you're not worth respecting. You're disrespecting yourself.
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>>84647002
>I used to just chuck every book in my bag for all lessons even if they weren't on that day.
same.

my older brother played a mean joke on me where he told me secondary school had 'lockers' like in American films. nah.

so i just had every book for every lesson every day, carrying them around in a stuffed messenger bag. if it was a P.E. day that was an extra layer of hell, since i had to stuff my P.E. kit in there. our teacher was an arsehole who sent us back in from football when the bell went (giving us no time to get changed). so it just got rolled up and stuffed in a carrier bag then i had to stuff it in there as i was sprinting to maths.

on some level i think school prepares you for the harsh unfairness of the real world. on the other, nah, it was just dicks.
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>>84647015
Why are you sat at your computer now lad. You could be out there connecting with women, enjoying each other's company, having sex later?
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Went outside to check on my eggshells and fooooookin eeeeeeel it is warm. I could feel the sun beating against my skin, not for me I think I'll stay indoors thanks.
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like
>top shagger bloke = cool player guy
>top shagger lass = loose trollop slag
(definitely real)
don't forget that
>female cheating victim = victim to a horrible man who has done a wrongness
>female cheater = strong and independent reaction to a horrible man who is now a cuckold LOL
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going to play the Run Lola Run soundtrack while i get ready and power walk to the shop.

hope that's okay with you lads?
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Sweat running down the slit of Ruth's tuppence
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Why would I need friends, women, sex and happiness when I've got VNs, DVDs and being Anonymous on 4chan?
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>>84647093
Is that you DVD lad?
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>>84647096
Amongst other characters I play, yes.
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>>84647093
>>84647096
>>84647107
Why are you impersonating me? Some very sad little lads on here. Only post I've made in this thread was a trailer for Man of Marble.
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>>84647116
Weird to claim I'm impersonating you when I asked if it was you.
You are sad, yes, and angry. Fuck off out of here you dreary attentionwhore.
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>>84647116
Just banter, little lad.
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>>84647124
Stop impersonating him dickhead
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>>84647136
Urgh stop ruining muh DVDs n shit.
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new heatwave related freddington
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>>84647150
>>84647150
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>>84647074
Love the 'Casino' track. Very tribal.
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>>84641048
No other culture on earth believes this crap about multiculturalism except white western nations, cos they all know it's not true.

Immigration deteriorates any society. It becomes fragmented, loses its identity and reduces civic engagement. I have no idea why these mud people are obsessed with coming here. I lived 9n Asia for 6 years but returned to the hell scape that is the UK cos I didn't feel I was at home there. It's a testament to their roach like parasitic nature that foreigners don't seem to care about that when they come here.



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