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I hate the "lost media community", genuinely the most retarded group on the internet. Not only have they fallen to so many hoaxes and non-existent media searches, they themselves rarely ever preserve anything worth a damn. The fact that so many retards respect these groups is astonishing. You would think otherwise. The idea of death is null to them. Read The Real Life of Sebastian Knight by Vladimir Nabokov. You would see what I mean. Not everything deserves to be preserved.
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>community
What did you expect?
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>community thats full of trannies is retarded
who wouldve thunk this
the slop videos about lost media make for good background noise though
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i had genuine lost media but it includes dnb
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>>84645587
You know what's lost media? A big titty ASMR artist active a couple years ago that I recalled yesterday. The mere thought of her made my dick tingle and I just NEEDED to find her again. She never showed her face, all her videos were somehow focused on her chest. She never showed cleavage, but wore shirts and blouses that defined her bosom in a very erotic way. She was never explicit about using her boobs as the main draw, she was classy, but you also knew that she knew that she was showing off her tits in a very subtle way. I recall that she mentioned reading about Pamela Anderson in one of her videos, so she was cheeky about it too. At this point I'm ready to search for as long as it takes, likely hours, and I know the moment I find her I'm whipping out my dick and I'm cuming within 2 minutes. I begin searching.

I couldn't remember her channel name. Youtube watch history, but which account? My old one? My current one? I check my current one and search "asmr" in the history, but I get far fewer results than I should. I've watched way more ASMR videos than that, so I learn that this feature is useless. I do this in both of my accounts. Okay, what now? I start searching videos in general, I type ASMR and filter by channels. Scroll scroll scroll, can't find her. I search videos. "ASMR librarian", did she have a video like that? Scroll and scroll. "ASMR busty", "ASMR cleavage", I know these won't work because she was subtle about it. I learn that if you scroll long enough in a youtube search you eventually end up with garbage despite the fact that there should be many much more relevant videos out there.

1/3(?)
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>>84645890
Back to youtube history. Searching it wasn't helpful, what's left? I use autoscrolling and wonder if I can just keep it scrolling until I get to years back. Doing this, I realize just how many youtube videos I've watched over the years, and insane amount. After 5 minutes of scrolling I'm not even a year back, and I know I must have watched that channels many years ago. The scrolling gets slower and slower and the rendering starts to get buggy. I suppose it's slower because youtube has to dig deeper and the browser struggles to display a page that big. I give up because it's taking longer and longer still and I don't even know if this is the right channel.

I remember that google lets you export your account data, including youtube watch history. This is it, this will allow me to get the entire list into a file and I can just search ASMR across it. I go to that page and start the export. Youtube watch history only, my old account first. When it's done, I try to download it but google won't let me: it wants me to set up a phone number on that account before I can access such advanced features like the exporting. Bricked, I don't want to put any phone number and associate my identity to these degenerate accounts. I'm not too mad because I suspect my newer account is the one, and the phone number thing is probably going to be more lax on my new account because I've been actively using it and was able to circumvent the issue before. Start the export for that account. Get the download link. I think to myself, this is it, I'll finally be able to find out who she is and bust a huge nut. But no. It won't let me. It's over. Pic related.

2/3
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>>84645900
At this point I feel the defeat. I'm not willing to put in a phone number for these tits, as good as they are. My balls are grieving. I mentally give up and start doing something else. About 15 minutes later, I remember that you can get your comment history on google. Eureka! I definitely remember leaving some comments on her videos accusing her of using her tits to get viewers, specifically also how she mentioned Pamela Anderson to rub it in our faces. Ctrl+F "pamela". I find the comment. But the video is gone, deleted, and so is the other one I left a comment on. That's it, she deleted her channel. That's why I couldn't have found it via search. It neither says the video title or the channel name on the comments, only that the videos are unavailable. This the end.

I feel bad, I feel sad. It's gone and I'll never see it again. I'll never remember her channel name, I'll never get those videos back. I ponder about life and how things get lost, and how you can't take them for granted.
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>>84645587
You are retarded for wasting time on this thread and disliking a nothing community.
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>>84645907
Most "lost media" is just porn shit someone really liked that got scrubbed desu
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cute cute cute cute
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lost media is SNCA thats why it got lost



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