>invited to some friends and family potluck>about time to get off cyberia for once>having a great time mingling actually>accidently call someone a "foid" due to muscle memory>apparently she knows what it means and now she always gives me bad looksfuckity fuck i should get off from this wretched site
>the reason men take big steps is to unstick their ballsSomething I learned today but wish I didn't. I will never look at men the same way again.
>>84645835>apparently she knows what it means and now she always gives me bad looksplap her up then
>>84645869We also fap our boaners if u didnt know
>>84645869that is feminist propaganda, we dont do this
>>84645882we do, just rarely
>>84645869Its a psyop, I only unstick my balls while sitting
>>84645869Do you all do something about your wedgies?
>>84645869Imagine how we felt learning that your uterus can literally sag into your vagina when you get older. "Uterine Prolapse."Don't act like men are disgusting when you're a bleeding, lactating freak with a flappy hole that your uterus can drop out of.
>>84645869The balls don't gets stuck if they're hairy. If a guy is taking big steps like this it means he shaves at least.
when my balls stick to my leg or my dick is in an uncomfortable position I just jam my hand down my pants and make adjustments where necessary. problem, foids?
>>84645881Yeah, I know.>>84645882I would know if it is because my mom is a cringe radfem misandrist.>>84646298Okay?>>84646480It's called the restroom.>>84646563Thank you for reminding me to do kegels on a regular basis.>>84646889Which makes it even more disturbing. I definity don't need to know that. >>84647108Hope you enjoy your social suicide.
>>84647169>durrrr le social suicidelmao what a fucking braindead herd cattle take. "nooooo strangers who I don't know or respect might think something about me!!!" ahahaha fucking loser
feel like foid is a bit more mainstream than you realize OP. Tiktok/X have turned our entire chan culture into mainstream.
>>84645835Your fault for sperging IRL.
>>84647189Okay, if that's what you want to believe. Just don't get mad when the gossip goes around about "that guy" and someone recognizes it as you. You don't want to be that guy, anon.
>>84647413I've already lived through it all so I don't really give a shit. You have fun gossiping with people who'd also eagerly gossip about you when you're not around, you dumb insecure bitch.
>>84645869did you know that we touch ourselves while moaning whimpering crying and shaking our legs like some girls do while doing itsometimes well also do this while looking at someone's pictures and saying their name, keep that in mind it's important
>>84646563The same can happen to men with their intestines falling into the scrotum.
>>84647432Okie dokie, anon. You enjoy your life then. >>84647436Yeah, I know. Almost all of us know.
>>84645869Can someone explain this post? I'm a man.
>>84647500A female learned and is disturbed at a normal male thing.
>>84647465if you all know it then why don't any of you help usi want a girl to help me with it
>>84645869that only happens if their dick is tiny, that flaccid stick should have enough weight to keep the balls from just getting squished to your leg.
>>84647535Yes, I get that. But why is the reason disturbing?
>>84647552Women are disturbed by anything that men do.
>>84647552Women are brutally infantile and emotionally operate on the level of a 7 year old forever.
>>84647500>>84647552Sometimes ignorance is bliss. Now if I see a guy taking big steps, my brain will automatically know he's doing it because his balls are stuck to him. >>84647540Why should we help you? It's something we already know and it's sickening to hear it publicly like I overheard a guy say that he fapped to me one time in high school. Keep that stuff private. >>84647548What?
>>84647602>shame for thee but not for meeeeeeee~Damn, who could've ever seen this coming?
>>84647602cause i want to have sex with a girlhow am i supposed to get it if i don't say anything about itwhy is all of this so hard fucking hell
>>84647611>>shame for thee but not for meeeeeeee~What the hell are you talking about?>>84647613Go get a prostitute then. I don't want to hear a guy saying he fapped to me.
>>84645869Our balls get sticky and smelly in the summer, nona. Its natural :(
>>84647658I'm obviously talking about rancid trashbeasts like you who literally live in garbage complaining about 'icks' even though you yourself are the biggest ick of all. How was that not immediately clear? Jfc you absolute droolie.
>>84645835Kek what was her reaction like? I don't understand why she didnt laugh.
>>84647658but i want to have loving sex and prostitutes are incapable of loving and you girls are all mean
>>84647668Yeah, but it's now ingrained that I know you purposely take longer steps just to unstick your balls. I mean, seriously. Put yourself in our place. You learn about guys taking bigger steps just to unstick their balls, then you're just out like going to one of your classes or to the library to study, and you see a guy just walking like normal. Then all of a sudden he starts making bigger steps. Since you know that men take bigger steps to unstick their balls, you know that guy has his balls sticking to him. Come on, how can that not be unnerving to know? I'd rather stay ignorant on that.>>84647670Feel free to feel that way, anon. >>84647691Cool. So, go out and attempt, anon. Maybe one day you'll succeed. Just don't say anything about fapping to a girl. We don't want to hear it.
>>84647738why are you pretending to be the spokeswoman for all women? you're not that important you know.
>>84647738what should i tell a girl theni have no idea know how i'm supposed to meet someone in a way that might lead up to sex>Maybe one day you'll succeed thanks
>>84647752Okay, you are right, anon: I'm not speaking for all women. But it's still unsettling. Now anytime I see a guy taking bigger steps, I'm going to think that his balls are stuck to him. Thanks a lot for burning this knowledge into my brain. I'll definitely cherish this knowledge.>>84647768Trial and error, anon.
>>84647802every time I see a woman with a big ass I'm immediately reminded of how much they shit and fart so they give me the ick y'know. same logic~
>>84647802Okay, replying to my own post because I was looking out the window at the library and just saw a guy do exactly that. He took five big steps. Now I'm wondering how many steps you guys have to take to get your balls unstuck. I've been broken by this revelation. I hate you OP for posting that image.>>84647811Feel free to feel what you want to, anon.
>>84647847Is it really that disturbing?
>>84645869if a man has a canvas/laptop/messenger bag at his front, he's hiding an erection.or he's playing life on Advanced Mode where he does this at random sometimes, to create plausible deniability for when he DOESN'T have an erection.
>>84647886I'm so completely mindbroken now that I'm going to see a guy take big steps, count how many he takes, and remember that it takes him that many big steps to get his balls unstuck. Maybe I'll obsess enough to collect the data, analyze it, and submit it as a paper in a statistics class.>>84647903You guys have to hide it? I don't go out of my way to look at a man's crotch. That is interesting though about the position. Everyone who uses one here instead of a backpack always have it in the back.
>>84647958GOD FUCK. Just saw another two guys do it. Is this really that common among you guys?
>>84647958>>84647998Quit looking.
cyberia?
>>84648024How the fuck can I not at this point? I'm completely mindfucked. Seriously, is this a normal guy behavior? I got to go. I cannot sit here in the library anymore. I got to get to the lecture hall very early before my 1pm class and just sit there, or I'm going to be stuck looking down to see people walk by. Then, just out of nowhere, notice a guy taking big steps all of a sudden, then wondering if he got his balls unstuck.
>>84647998Heres a bio lesson as well. When it is warm or he has been moving, the muscles relax and his balls drop heavy and full. Thick musky sweat floods that warm humid sack, making everything slick and slippery while his cock shifts along with them. They glue tight and sticky right to his sweaty inner thighs, two swollen sensitive orbs sliding and tugging with every stride. The raw skin on skin friction pulls hard and risks pinching or slapping his cock and balls between his legs, so he widens his gait without thinking just to stop the sore rub.It works the same for me with women. I used to get weirded out seeing natural body hair or full bushes, thinking it looked off from shaved female bodies. After enough real ones up close, it just became normal hardware. Still prefer trimmed but the shock fades fast.Bodies are messy on both sides. The more exposure, the less it unsettles you. Welcome to unfiltered reality.
>>84648066How sheltered were you?
>>84645835fake quote
>>84645835>>84645869Something to learn today about women. They can masturbate in public by just clamping thighs together.
>>84648066>femanon becomes obsessed with men's balls
>>84645869the retards replying to this man are the reason this board went to shit years ago
>>84647738>Since you know that men take bigger steps to unstick their balls, you know that guy has his balls sticking to him.Wouldn't it be weirder if they DIDN'T stick to himLike they'd just roll away if they slipped out of is briefs
>>84647658I came to this post nona. The thought of a sensible foid browsing r9k is hot.
