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OH MY god, women are so fucking impotent xD
Designed to be entered and taken, never to penetrate...

fembots, explain yourselves right now!!
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>>84646336
the envy gets worse each n every day
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>>84646336
>kicks you in your balls
>laugh at you as you cry on the floor, clutching your "superior" equipment
Kick my pussy and tell me how impotent I am
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>>84646411
This is hilarious because foids always claim getting kicked in the box hurts just as bad as getting kicked in the balls.
So you're either a man or foids are a bunch of liars.
Which?
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Why do you keep making these threads and replying in them OP?
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You got to work on your samefagging OP, no one is being fooled. Then again, this topic is so retarded I can't even imagine the sort of idiot that gets stuck on this. Women just don't give a shit about their sexuality like we do. Honestly your threads feel like some resentful gay man who was rejected by a straight guy you were crushing on. He was like "Sorry, I rather be with this girl" and you went "Oh yeah? Well can she fuck you in the ass? I can! I bet she can't!"
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>>84646411
I've been kicked here a few times
It hurt, but it's not as incapacitating as in the movies.
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>>84646443
That or it's the flip, and OP got rejected by a lesbian making him piss and shit in rage
>"but I have a dick!!!! She can't fuck you!!! I can!!!"
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>>84646421
>>84646443
The best thing is I'm not even samefagging
You're just the only one here with your delusions
And apparently, people DO seem to care about it :)
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>>84646443
>>84646453
3rd worlders do weird things when they are paid for it
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(boss, it's working, the foids are seething!)
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>>84646411
Take your best shot
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>>84646411
Nice whataboutism but does it makes your pussay able to penetrate holes without needing to wear a prosthetic penis (aka strapon)?
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>>84646443
Methinks it's a troon. It posts yuri and say how he wants girls to rape him but they can't
It really give that "I will show girl dicks are superior" vibes
It's the worst poster here, it samefags and constantly keep bumping his own threads and inserting his weird psyop in unrelated threads
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>>84646533
>samefags and constantly
ONLY 20% of the time :)

Heres a yuri nph erotica for you:

The air was thick with the scent of sweat and desperation. Their bodies tangled together, limbs locked in a desperate struggle for control. Both were naked, both dripping with arousal, but neither could claim true dominance.
You tried to pin her down, your thighs grinding against hers, your hips rocking in frustrated circles as you sought some measure of control. But she refused to yield. Her own legs wrapped around yours, her fingers digging into your skin as she fought to flip you beneath her.
"Stay still," you snarled, your voice shaking with need. "You're mine."
She laughed, breathless and taunting. "Make me."
Her hips rolled against yours, her wetness slick against your own, the sensation maddening. You wanted to own her, to push inside and claim her fully. But there was nothing to push with. Just flesh against flesh, a tease that left you both panting, both desperate.
"You think you can just hump me and win?" she sneered, her nails raking down your back. "Pathetic."
You growled, flipping her onto her stomach with a force that made her gasp. Your weight pressed her into the sheets, your thighs trapping hers as you ground against her from behind. She whimpered, her body betraying her even as she fought.
"Say it," you demanded, your voice rough. "Say you're mine."
She twisted beneath you, her fingers scrambling for purchase. "Never."
But her body arched into you, her hips rising to meet yours, and you knew she was lying. Neither of you could truly dominate. The only victory was in this endless, humiliating struggle, both of you too desperate to stop.
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Penis Envy Anon is the most entertaining poster currently on /r9k/ by far. Runner up is Anal Hating Femanon.
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>>84646533
he's a trans man, he used to post on /lgbt/, and at some point i guess the fetish changed from being humiliated about it to humiliating others, like how BNWO jeets constantly spam it everywhere, but at least nph isn't as retarded
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>>84646562
YWNBAW you fucking freak
>originally
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>>84646572
I guess r9k prefers their endless le foid bad and small pp posting :)
<3 Thanks anon, you're the sun shining on my morning coffee

>>84646583
not me but that dude sounds based

>>84646588
>YWNBAW
fine by me :)
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>>84646610
>not me but that dude sounds based
i'm 99% sure it's you nopenisanon, you said you moved here months ago when i asked which coincides with when you stopped posting on /lgbt/, and you have the exact same typing style as him. this fetish spawns from a very specific place i doubt two people who are so similar in everything just so happened to form the same fetish
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>>84646639
It just proves that penis envy is real and more than one person is obsessed about it
Just imagine a woman, whispering into your ear "A-anon... I wish I had a dick to rape you with..."



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