>Cousin over for a week>She's laying on your bed hogging your switchWhat do you do?
>>84646409ask her who the fuck she is cause I dont have a cousin
>>84646409>switchwhy would I own that piece of shit when I can have a PC? she can keep the damn thing for all I care
>>84646409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujq8DLSe7eE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26crYV1SkHg
that does not look like an ass
i kill myself infront of her and traumatise her for lifethats what you get for touching my stuff foid
>>84646409Painal(original)
>>84646604Sometimes I think about walking up to a random person and saying something like "the plastic deer are coming for you" before shooting myself.
>>84646685It should be something more vague and unremarkable, so it genuinely makes them wonder and not just think some suicidal looney was hearing voices.
>>84646424so youre the last in line? Ggs lmao
>>84646409Tell her that if she doesn't stop hogging my switch I'm going to eat her pussy.
>>84646409maybe I'm too old, but I don't find this mp4 attractive.
>>84646866>Casually cooms in your face while playing animal crossing
>>84646878Her mistake to assume I stop the first time she comes.
>>84646779Nice shoes *BLAM*
>>84646779say hi to your mother for me, i miss her *BANG*
