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guys, i need some help understanding something: aren't wet dreams supposed to be a teenage thing? do you guys ever have them? i hardly ever had any as a teenager but now i've been having them multiple times a week and it's genuinely becoming a burden at this point, i fap like twice a week when i feel like doing it but it still won't stop
and i don't know what makes me more mar, the fact that it's been happening so often or that i will splurt over literally anything slightly sexual, last time it happened because i dreamed that a cute japanese girl touched one of my shoulders and looked in my eyes
is it over for me? i'm a khhv if it matters
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>>84647122
>mar
mad fml
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what i want to know is if any local gf havers ever had a wet dream while sleeping with their gf in bed
how would she react if you splooged all over yourself while sleeping?
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>>84647122
I only creamed my pants while sleeping once. And it was a long time ago.
Also have you tried masturbating to get it out of your system?
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>>84647143
i assume they'd just lie and pretend that they were dreaming about her unless something tells otherwise, i've woken up saying stuff and making noises in some of these situations so if it happens when someone is with you i assume it can be a relationship destroyer depending on what you say, i think that's very uncommon though
>>84647153
yeah, every once in a while i'll even do it like every day but it still won't stop, maybe reduce the happenings by like one
i feel like i don't do it due to sexual drive though and more like a cope mechanism, i noticed i'm always pretty fucking depressed whenever i start doing it more often
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>>84647122
Wet dreams are a nofap thing.
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>>84647143
>sleeping with their gf in bed
Then we'd have had sex recently, so no wet dreams
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>>84647173
personally i think that id have to throw her away and get a new gf, i dont think that id be able to look her in the eye after that incident
its essentialy like shitting yourself in your sleep if you think about it
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>>84647122
wet dreams are so cute. a person moaning and feeling enjoyable in their sleep
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>>84647259
shitting is way worse dude but i feel like you can still brush it off, i mean, what if it's diarrhea yknow
on the other hand having a wet dream would almost 109% mean you were dreaming about someone else
not like id know anything about that though
>>84647266
maybe but it's stops being "cute" once it's happening to you multiple times a week
it feels like someone is behind all of this shit to remind me about how much of a lonely loser i am
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>>84647301
i wish i was your roommate, seeing you squirm and gasp in your sleep <3
i would lick you clean after you cum all while you are asleep
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>>84647466
i'm straight fuck off
also it would be weird you're probably bigger than me
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>>84647122
Enjoy it anon. Don't they feel so amazing? : )
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>>84647122
>i'm a khhv if it matters
As you get older sometimes your sex drive can become more intense for periods of time. It's basically the male version of baby fever. Usually happens around 23-25 and 30-32. You have so little experience your imagination does a lot for you probably why it's happening frequently to you. I'm 36 non-virgin and I still have a wet dream like once or twice a year when I haven't fapped for like a week and my brain blesses me with a sexual dream.
TLDR you're pent up virgin and your biology is telling you to breed.
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>>84647122
why do you think it would only be a teenage thing. you should be embarrassed for being a grown man and not understanding your own anatomy, you should also be ashamed for having anime girl pictures on your drive
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>>84647510
you type like a girl :D
and yes i am 6ft tall
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>>84647510
>>84647557
In this fags defense OP you definitely seem like a feminine twink type so it's no surprise he's targeting you.
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>>84647524
damn, I didn't know this "pent up virginity" thing was real, always thought it was just some bullshit people would spill out to get others to do stuff
actually kind of scary but thank you for telling me this, anon
>>84647531
why should i they're cute
>>84647557
i'm a guy not a girl
stop trying to rape me i sound normal and you're a liar
>>84647578
how the fuck does one tell if someone's is a "twink" simply by the way they type online
nothing i type gives me this idea wtf
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>>84647597
>i sound normal
You don't use caps, which means you take dick.
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Thats so cute and ur also so shy and u like anime and youre avatar fagging and im just a foid who loves innocent little boys like u who cum in thrir sleep thsts so wholesome u must be so diffrent from all the other disgusting pornbrained moids on here givr me ur dcrd
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>>84647597
who said anything about rape???
i would just clean you with my tongue
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>>84647616
what? dude the only people i know who use caps are women and i'm talking about irl
>>84647617
would be just weird if you were an actual woman but you're not fooling anybody dude, we all know you're a disgustingly hairy tranny
not posting a moko this once just because your weird ass mentioned it
>>84647637
i don't consent to it though
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>>84647679
yiu would be sleeping
your consent wouldnt matter :3
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>>84647692
i always wake up seconds before i inevitably cum though
it's not like i just wake up and it's all sticky
i would definitely notice any changes
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>>84647679
>dude the only people i know who use caps are women and i'm talking about irl
I'm sorry this is how you're finding out all your friends are gay.
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>>84647597
Avatarfagging as Tomoko and the way you type makes you seem twinkish. It's not rocket science man.
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>>84647722
even the old, married people? that's bullshit
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>>84647734
I don't make the rules. No caps = take dick. Old married men can take dick just fine.
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>>84647753
why do you know so much about it? nobody has ever made this rule
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>>84647710
oh i thought you were asleep all the time
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>>84647781
>why do you know so much about it?
As a dick-giver I need to identify people who are needy for dick, and those people do not use caps.
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op is so fembrained wow
she needs to start estrogen NOW!
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>>84647122
I think it's one of those things that your body just kind of does when it wants
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>>84648819
troons are usually disgusting and the ones taking hormones are even more
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No, they can happen here and there as an adult
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hi OP, it has happened to me my whole life as i avoid masturbating. it's normal if you don't masturbate a lot, or if you produce too much man juice
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>>84650488
i think it's because i don't masturbate so often then or maybe that's just how i relieve stress i guess, i mean, if by juice you mean precum then that's definitely not the case since i can't produce it at all
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>>84650542
you should masturbate more
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>>84647122
>i fap like twice a week
that's barely anything, try twice a day and sometimes more because of something I ate

no wonder your glands are filling up and splooging everywhere at night
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>>84651643
how do you even fap twice a day without breaking your dick man



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