I experienced a humilliation ritual today. I went to a job interview and the HR foid asked me what animal I would be. Ive been to 100s of job interviews and no one had ever asked me that before.I stayed quiet thinking for a few seconds until she said>dont worry its just a stupid question I make and then she continued to the next questionAnd I said>I had never thought about that before
Also, what animal was I supposed to say? I was going to say a dog but I didnt know how to explain why
>>84657658>dont worry its just a stupid question I makesounds like she's also a cringelordyou probably earned some points there OP
I wish I wasn't a half black nigga
lol I got asked the same question, I said bird because "free spirited" and like to "fly high" or some shit.
>>84657710I would have answer that if she asked me what animal I want to be, but she asked what animal I would be based in my personality, and I dont have the personality of a bird.
i would say pallas cat as they are round
>>84657658I like cats and dogs I'd probably just be one of those. Basic answer I know. I don't think the interviewer meant for you to think that hard.
>>84657710Did you get da job
>>84657664its a shittest dude. they expect you to say something cool like a lion or an eagle or something
>>84658091lol fuck no, i did get another job shorty after
>>84657658a homosapiens
>>84658131>"Ick... an incel who thinks he is clever. Straight to the shredder!
you're supposed to say a sparkledog or some shit and then show her your furaffinity page
>>84658152>"just kidding, just kidding... I'm actually gay, though. so maybe a gay wold?"
*WULFfmlthank god i haven't been through this ritual in almost a decade...
>>84658171>>84658178sorry, this is a bear/otter only workspace
>>84658191fuck, where's my DEI now :^(
>"Hyena, male."Yeah I'm pulling out the clown shoes for this one, sorry guys.
>frog? frog is wrong.
Would have been cool to have some obscure animal ready to go, like a specific rare African centipede or something
>>84657658I am 6'7I would have said a Giraffe
>>84658237>I am 6'76 77
>>84658237>>84658244>Anon spills his spaghetti, not expecting a meme
>>84657658>DolphinThen rape and drown her.
>>84657658I would have said polar bear desu
>>84657658>a humilliation ritualAre gen alphas really this easy to humiliate?
>what animal I would be?Am I retarded or something, my first thought was "me". I've only done 4 job interviews in my 27 years of life and I've been offered a job after all 4 interviews(only accepted 3).
>>84657658I'm a big fat hairy guy so I think it's obvious that I would be a bear, I guess boar works too.
It's supposed to test your rizz, you failed you're not supposed to hesitate, I immediately would've said cobra because they're agile and deadly and moved it along while she moistens from my confident handling of that trial
>>84658443Also it subtly puts the idea of phallic objects in her mind so she's spending the rest of the interview thinking about my cock, brilliant answer actually I would've aced that
A moomin
>>84657658ive seen this thread before actually
>>84657658I would be a bear. Maybe that's how women would finally pick me.
>>84657658Naked mole rat because they are cute! And my favorite cartoon had a naked mole rat character.
>>84659657Kim Possible?
>>84659693Yup! That's the one
>>84659657>the vaginal canal x-ray in hentai
>>84659657>because they are cute!Naked mole-rats are also extremely overpowered. They don't exhibit signs of aging and are resistant to cancer. Scientists are busying studying their secrets.>>84659707Kek
>>84659704I never watched cartoons with female protagonists
>>84657658its an autism testnormies can roll with it and them and her can have a laughautists get filtered
>Border Collie>small frame, agile>energetic when working on something interesting>might go crazy when boredMy second choice would be crow or any of the corvids I think.
I'd say horse. Chicks love horses
