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Femoids would you date a moid who has an average size penits? Like something in the 5 to 6 inch reason.
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>letting feminina know before it's too late
skill issue
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>>84661975
I am an honest man, it would degrade my honor to try and use deception to find a wife.
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>>84662059
How does that conversation even occur in the first place? Do you just change the subject to dick measurements?
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>>84662079
Nope, I just tell her a I have a remarkably average sized penis when it comes up. Simple as
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>>84661684
The average woman thinks she's too good for the average man, so probably not.
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>>84662347
But what if I have an extraordinary personality?
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>>84662548
Women don't care about that.
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thats. big? tho?
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As a guy with an average penis (barely 6" on a good day I think) I was expecting sex to be a non stop carousel of disappointment but no it turns out they aren't lying, that really has been fine for the majority of women I've slept with. Some even found it impractically large, which really surprised me.
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>>84662752
>he believes everything women say at face value
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>>84662792
>cares about thought crimes while getting sex and his ego and actual cock stroked
Some niggas just look for reasons to be upset sometimes fr
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>>84662792
NTA
I've bottomed out in women with 5-6 inches and it hurts them immensely. Some women just can't do average size penor
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>>84662689
6 inches is pretty average anon.

>>84662752
I don't know what that is supposed to mean but no women has ever talked about the size of my peeper before. And as long as you are attentive you can make most women coom.
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>>84662792
I mean yeah they could have been I guess but I don't see why they would have bothered. Protect my ego maybe? It's not like I was going in there pressuring them to react like it was massive or they were trying to get something else out of me, a lot of them were hookups they could've easily been flippant about my dick size if they really wanted to.

At some point you have to take some things at face value
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>>84662834
i thought four to five was average? six is like big. seven is crazy. seven is like the size of a book.
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>>84661684
No. I have a relatively large vagina so it's reasonable to expect an above average penis on my partner.
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>>84663109
>my gaping vagina entitles me to better dick
lol
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>>84663171
Not her but similar, one time a gyno used 3 speculums on me and said I have a deep vagina in irritation. I prefer larger cocks. Am I wrong for going with what my pleasures my biology? I say no. Just go fuck some shallow field mouse vagina and I'll go with the horse hung chads. We can all be happy. Stop being mean. Thanks.
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>>84663195
You fail to grasp that the mouse vaginas are more desirable to men than your sarlaac pit. The horse hung chads can pull tighter quim than yours, what good are you to them?
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>>84663300
I have never had trouble getting repeats even just fwb wise. I locked down a horse hung chad too, 2 years together. There is a lid for every pot honey
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>>84663300
>sarlaac pit
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>>84663479
Nice ero roleplay you got going for yourself but youre obviously just a guy who came into this thread w a stiffy
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>>84663511
I overshare on here constantly it's just my deal. Not my problem if you don't believe or get offended. I'm just glad you aren't one of my ex simps doing that crypto pissy shit
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5 inches, depending on the thickness, is already enough for many women. Maybe Im naive to my own sex, but if a woman is petite, has narrow hips, or has no or few bodies, it should be enough.

Many women cant orgasm from penetration in any case
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>>84663527
>crypto bros
No wonder they enjoyed your horse vagina, they were probably bronies too
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>>84663557
By crypto I meant cryptic are you esl... I don't like nonwhite ppl...
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>>84663479
>I locked down a horse hung chad too, 2 years together.
Boba Fett will escape eventually
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>>84663569
>uses the wrong word
>accuses other people of being esl
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>>84662752
>>84662792
>>84662812
average vaginal cavity length is 3 to 4 inches when relaxed and expands 5 to 7 when aroused retarfs anything else is a masochist sizequeen or just a woman bigger than you
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>>84663584
In the context I used it nobody would think I meant crypto currency unless they were indian lol
>>84663570
He's my future husband sowwy
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>>84663590
>vaginas are small unless they are big
Uh oh guys we got a second coming of Einstein right here on /r9k/
SIR SIR can I get your autograph please?
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>>84663569
Crypto means crypto, not cryptic
-certified white person
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>>84663611
Certified dork fixed that for you
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no lol im a sizequeen
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>>84663615
>uses the wrong word
>refuses to acknowledge it or even just ignore the thread
>accuses other people of being dorks
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>>84661684
Yes, only guy i had sex with was about 4 inches
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>>84663635
At least we know there's a real woman around
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>>84663635
>ignoring context clues and doubling down on a typo
Why are men so stubborn? Lowkey a little cute
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>>84663672
Im a woman, would you like to scissor? This reply made me blush
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>>84663639
are you my ex-girlfrend?
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>>84663693
doubt it, he stopped using 4chan forever ago
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>>84663639
>4 inch chode whytboi
if you had bbc you would never go back
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>>84662937
>>84662689
Iirc the actual measured average size is 5.5 inches in the united states
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>>84663698
here's a funny
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>>84662752
>>84662812
>>84662937
>tfw 6.5-7" depending on arousal
I used to easily hit my ex's cervix and make her cum several times per session. She was a masochist and liked the pain though.
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>>84663687
Only if the clits big so we can trib properly mines decent
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>>84663672
>Why are men so stubborn?
the fuck are you talking about?
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>>84663736
Damn, unfortunately not. Im truly a sexless robot meant to play piano solo until i die
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>>84663717
It wasn't even a chode, it was small girthwise too.
Assuming you're not trolling, I have black male trauma from my father so I don't see myself dating them. Plus black men don't like me like that anyway so it's a non-issue.
>>84663725
I love polar bears, thanks.
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>>84663825
I don't have many polar bears but I have panda bears
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>>84663825
thats great because i was trolling and i would gladly take the 2nd spot in breeding your pussy as a white boy
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>>84663874
>clumsy, fat, and retarded
They're just like me fr.
>>84663941
I'm just like a panda bear, I don't want to breed sorry.
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>>84663874
He just narrowly avoided stabbing himself, twice.



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