Caerphilly Castle edish
hhl getting his bum hole explored by ten well hung arabian midgets x
boatBAMEs are storming the castle
Shitty afternoon in wareham de lids x
Can't believe at this moment, somewhere out in the ocean,boatBAMEs are killing off their last victims before they get to the shores of the yookay. New life old habits amarite.
what's going on with that tower on the south-east?
I wonder if we will catch mark on this one day?https://youtu.be/TYaIfGFCEtk
>>84663199I actually got to see my dossier in 2010 when i applied for a high risk govt job, it wasn't all digitised by then.It was brought in in a box, about 18 inches of paper everything from my birth onwards.I didn't get the job.
NOOOO NOOO!!! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT INSANELY HOT BLACK WOMAN NOOOO!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW HER PLUMP LIPS TO VACUUM SLOPPY GLUCK GAWK SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF MY BALLS! I WILL NOT LET HER FAT JIGGLY BUTT SLAM BACK INTO MY HIPS TO MAKE ME EXPLODE MY SEED IN HER UNPROTECTED PUSSY!! NOOOOOO!!!!
>>84663270No, they used files back then, dossiers only came into play in 2011. Good attempt, but ultimately a futile venture.
He's such a cheeky scamp
my subject access request to the DWP came back as thousands of pages. thin paper (maybe 60gsm) and it was still inches thick.half of them were almost blank, just nonsense like>11-FEB-2016>RECORD #BL5/A UPDATED.and that's it.just wanted a few things, thought i might as well just ask for it all. took me hours to actually flick through and find the stuff i was looking for.
>>84663290Scientology weirdo
I'd like to be the official Royal Knotter.
can't help but notice Royal Mail have slyly adjusted their standards recently. old wording:>Royal Mail aim to deliver to addresses in urban areas by 3pm every working day and addresses in rural areas by 4pm every working daynew wording:>Royal Mail usually delivers to UK addresses on Monday to Saturday between 7am and 4.30pm for letters and small parcels.where is my post, Royal Mail? or my neighbours', for that matter...?
>>84663328It's forren mail now lad.
>>84663329bloody disgrace. don't get me wrong, i'm a republican (i'm a republican, you guys), but our postal service is a national treasure. it must be protected at all costs.last thing i need is some not-from-round-here agency worker tossing my letters in the neighbour's hedge like they're common Amazon parcels.
>>84663346It was sold to forrens the other year.You now support forren interests, and line their pockets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4v5w1xd80o
hate this new look youtube has
Really do just find religious people fundamentally ridiculous
500 years, then sold for a cheque to a czech.The head of the church of England, would rather be a muslim.Add it t'pyre, amarite.
William Wallace will be avenged lads
They may take R freedomBut they will never take... oh no they can have everything*bends over and pulls pants down*GIVE IT TO ME DRY BABY
Everyday we above ground is a great day de lids. Go to think yourself lucky in life. There's always someone worse off in life x
Conference League final tonight between Crystal Walace and Rayo Vallecano. Oh aye x
>>84663414always have tomorrows today
Enjoyed 4 sausages, chips and mushy peas just then.
>>84663213I got sucked off in that castle last summer
>>84663420crystal phallus whey
>>84663372A-B testing or whatever, looks the same to me? when did it change?what ruffles my feathers is that the videos now have rounded corners. it's like notches in phones. you are intentionally hiding pixels for the sake of 'looking cool'.we actually SOLVED the problems of overscan, title/action safe areas, etc on old tellies. then for no reason at all, we've reintroduced them (for no genuine/technical reasons).
>>84663420hopefully, the English teams will be humbled this weekinshallah
>>84663377>Really do just find religious people fundamentally ridiculousMelty x
>>84663452cant remember exactly what it looked like before but it was better than this
last thread visualisedbit problematic some of that I reckon
hhl getting his botty bummed x
>>84663444I told you not to mention that in britfeel mate
>>84662538You inspired me to change my pape. Nice one!Wonkey, I'm idling on IRC, if you're on.
Need a shit but cba to get up
>Have a graphics card I'm planning to sell>Can sell on eBay for 200 (similar listings) but scared of being scammed>Can sell to cex for 100Do I just sell to cex for the peace of mind? I read nothing but horror stories from eBay of the buyer being sided with 100%.
STUFF would be the correct word if you are doing Wordle today
my hhl Perl script has 10k plus entries lined up x
>>84663805What do you want to do? Your peace of mind is only quantifiable by you. You decide. Is 100 bong worth your peace of mind?
>>84663834100 is probably fine and I'll seethe for a few days about the 200 from eBay. I could always price it too high and use the best offer system. That way I can vet people with high feedback.
>>84663814i fear you are telling the truth.meanie.
Shall be getting back on that no nuttington grind tomorrow, sick of feeling low energy all the time x
Amazon delivery driver rung the doorbell and put the parcel on the doorstep and before I got downstairs he was in his van turning the keys and driving off. Say what you want about Evri at least they hand the parcel to me and do that photo stuff.
I done it. Tough game, good job it's a beginner bot, as anything with a modicum of knowledge would have pounce on muh multiple blunders.
>>84663781HHL doesn't have this problem. He wears nappies.
>>84663918iktf (>>84649216 et >>84654847)
Let's go. Another toughun. Doesn't really count other than a lesson, I'd be obliterated if I was playing against a human.
hhl and his super smelly nappies
ssm and his super stinky undies
>>84663957First time I've ever ordered anything from Amazon as well any old idiot could have taken it they just don't give a shit. It's like there's a gun pointed to their heads if you're more than 10 seconds delivering a parcel.
>>84663805reddit used to do hardware sales, idk if they still do, probably safer than ebay and better price than cex
>>84664046>reddit used to do hardware sales>probably safer than ebay how does this work, and safer how? i mean it's essentially a message board right? i was always dubious of Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace and them. in my experience eBay has been sound as hell. even when they had no proof either way, if i got a dodgy item they'd reimburse me, or if a buyer pulled some shit and mysteriously didn't want to return it, eBay would take my side. they can probably just afford to give users the benefit of the doubt.just going on a forum and agreeing 'u send money, i send u item' or vice versa sounds like a nightmare. whatever karma/trust systems they have in place.
SeasideZOMBOIDFucking crackheads almost got the better of him this morning. Whilst searching through a bungalow for some bokkles a group of them followed him in and bumrushed him as he was browsing through the crisps in the snack cupboard.Poor Mark was screaming when they grabbed both of his arms tried to do him in. Thank God his shotgun made short work of them once he applied the butt to their faces.Now he's sad, lonely, bored and injured. He might take of those codeines and a few wee beers from his special stash. Crackheads put some fear into him too, he reluctant to go out any time soon after the shock he received this morning.It not fucking right. Wareham still infested with crackheads and they move around in groups now. Seaside got to get on that boat at Swanage and sail away pronto.
New PC wallpaper just dropped de ladshttps://youtu.be/-T_GDYw1_NI
>>84664028was it an actual Amazon van (dark grey, with the Prime logo on the side)?they're GENERALLY breddy gud, my current flat is just an awkward building. it's all tracked and they take a photo so that's nice. but i'm noticing more and more it'll be some random bloke just in his car. wondering if they hire self-employed drivers to meet demand.just checked next door for my regular post, their flat is like ours and there's a bunch of parcels in there. nowt stopping me from nicking their stuff (i won't.)
>>84664111Well i never used it but presumably there are businesses that buy and sell there as far as the ebay "buyer is always right" id imagine the big buyers will want to keep cheap stock flowing in and not scam people. ebay could be any bloke.sure cex is the safest.or you could do face to face, new sim, fake facebook account, meet at the police station.But by your response i think cex is best for you really, i can see you dont want the stress.Have you considered swap meets if the cash isn't a priority?
SeasideZOMBOIDIt about 1830. He in a great deal of pain and sadness, his bandages need changing and he wants some food in his belly and a good film to watch before bed time. It whisky night he decided. He got a nice bokkle and lots of mixers, a nice chair. Once he go wash himself up and have some food he going to settle in the night with painkillers and sleeping pills. He never been roughed up so badly before. It hurt him to his core.It not right. If only 'Elen was here.
>>84664116>Overall Body Status>Moderate damagei was going to disagree, but then:>>84664129>14:45>It keeps you fit.all these walks and he'll have the spry young body of a 40-year-old in no time x
Peosi Rasberry R8pple? KIN3L
SeasideZOMBOIDHe watching those Ghoul Stoppers. He had a shower, he get his bandages changed, he got a nice box of Maltesers. Things aren't too bad for him when he stop to think about it. He got food in his cupboards and 9mm rounds in his Beretta. Comfy time on sofa in his big fluffy bathrobe and film night film night!
SeasideZOMBOIDCorr, this is very comfy indeed. Bed time imminent for him once these diazepam hit. His belly full of chocolate treats. Tomorrow he might get more reading or do a little weight training with the dumb-bells he's found. Perhaps some furniture re-arrangement. He staying in tomorrow, his head not fucking right - I can't shake the sadness moodle and I think that's because he's in a lot of pain. Crackies will only add to that sadness and might give him a panicked moodle too. Just not fucking right is it?He sad.He lonely.He's not bored.But he's depressed.
I am not a simp and do not support gender equality.
>>84664150No just a standard white van, I wonder if with prime you get a better service. Oh well at least I got my item but if I wasn't in it probably would have been stolen.
Caught my dad wanking. Woops
Walking anything below 5000 steps in a day is classed as sedentary
>>84664325Lads think being socially awkward makes them a separate species from homo sapiens that doesn't have the same needs like they're the super bazinga sheldon version. They will go 10 days without any physical activity and think hmm WHY am I so depressed. What a mystery!
I couldn't imagine working in this heat like these british roses. Must get really hot being around ovens. I don't think I could endure being a wagie even with perks of free food. Why don't they do something better?
I'm not like the normies except that I need to breathe, eat, defecate, I have a sex drive I masturbate and am desperate for sex, but I don't need to exercise. That one just magically doesn't apply to me.
>>84664325I think 5000 steps is still sedentary tbf lad. it doesnt really count as 'exercise' to walk.
As a human being if I sleep poorly it has a negative effect on my mood and wellbeing the same as every other human being. However when I neglect to exercise like other humans that doesn't affect me. The depression is from like brain chemicals that just decided to move into my brain one day.
what's your favourite nightwalk song lads? for me it's 50 cent by dean blunt xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQfwPziK-SA
>>84664356That's a silly opinion lad. Exercise isn't just a gym. >Yes, walking is an excellent and highly effective form of exercise. It is a low-impact, cardiovascular activity that builds stamina, burns calories, and improves heart health without putting excess strain on your joints
I personally think the government should be forcing water meters on homes because you've got single mums filling up pools every day and old people using hose pipes. People would soon change the habits then.If people refuse, just dig up the road and install the meter there. They'd have to split off properties with shared water mains too but it would pay off in the longterm.
>>84664383Water comes from the clouds mate its free you scrooge mcduck freak. Go live in communist China if that's what you want.
>>84664370The creepiest organ music going when matching females increasing walking speeds.
>aaaaa stop using the thing that makes up 70% of the earth's surface it will run out aaaaa
>>84664391Go collect it then and enjoy your air polluted water. We have clean drinking water in our taps and people waste it on baths and gardens every day.
SeasideZOMBOIDCooking up a stew aren't I? I am aren't I. Serving it up with some buttered bread once it's all cooked and done. Got lots of sausage, pork ribs, pork loin and paprika all bubbling in tomato sauce soon.He need good home cooked meal to make him happy again. A SeasideMARK cannot survive on choccy alone.
>>84664398I have no water because of "supply issues". Mongs out there filling up pools and using hose pipes. Winds me up.
>>84664401So how is that your business when were you crowned the king of water? Do you think the water is going to run out? Clown
>>84664409>I have no water because of "supply issuesNever had that or known anyone that had that. Sounds like a skill issue matey.
Freak status: bodied and sent flying
Wonder what Miss C is drinking today.
Imagine using tinder and stating you work in a warehouse and live with your mum. Reckon you'd get any matches?
>>84664370KRS-One - Sound of da Police
Imagine being a turkish incel and pretending to be british because you creep on asmr channels
SeasideZOMBOID.It's post-brekkie SeasideMARK feeling a great deal better now he's got a full tummy. He need to find a fucking razor so he can shave his beard; might be time to go and try and hit up the chemist down the road but in his heart he knows there'll be a hundred crackheads per square inch there. Might be time for him to spend a few hours loading magazines and putting weapons in the back of his SeasideVAN.Thank you for reading my drivel. <3
>>84663304Mine is probably not had anything since 2011 because I cannot be bothered to claim and just rely on parents these days.
Apparently BN is grossly overweight, didnt know that
>Mine is probably not had anything
>>84664485I am white British but I like asmrtists of various nationalities. I just don't like the fakes.
>>84664503Grim Turkish freak
>>84663904Go for a run>>84664285Got nearly 50k steps in over the weekend (picrel)
>>84664377So walking around all day at work counts as exercise? I do like 7k steps a day in the warehouse
>>84664509laurel is a beautiful turkish woman. don't be rude.
>>84664516I don't have nice areas like that near me. The best is maybe a small field. Hate this town.
Don't chastise me too much, it had to be done. Going to have to (don't HAVE to, but NEED to so do HAVE to).
>Hate this town.
Muh soul, tis soothed.
>>84664615That place has more soul and history than most of our grim shit towns.
>>84664627>That place has more soul and history than most of our grim shit towns.OK turkmong x
Having a spliff before I start muh adventure, I think it is a wise choice.
cor imagine being a frontiersmen, no law, just you and the wilderness, no taxes. You see that mountain? no ones been up it before, you see that deer? you can shoot it and eat it. An interesting time.
heard the beige buffet is going to have to sate how many weight watchers "syns" its items rumours are its SPACCA forcing but this seems very anti apu which is unusal for them
>>84664491>viewing bennies as some optional luxury>not reporting to the DWP that you are unemployed>gaps in your National Insurance (basically fraud, and it will affect your state pension)scum.
Feel bad for the immigrant lasses that spend a fortune on skincare/serums every month and still get the acne. What's she like now? 26? Birth control is probably the only long term solution to keeping her sebum levels in check. Wouldn't hurt if she cut down on greasy kebabs, mcdonalds slop and cakes too.
>>84664748birth control is a pretty effective way to prevent ageing, aye.
>>84664624Minecraft is based. Max womfy game for chilling out. Gets spooky in the caves though. Bloody eerie noises. Then... KABOOM! FUCKING CREEPER BASTIDS!
>four in ten babies born last year had at least one parent who was born outside the UKone in 20 babies were born to mothers from India
>>84664755She may as well be on it. She wants to be sprog-free. >>84664808At least she won't be making that stat worse.
Ruthmong youre such a nasty person. No wonder you've never had a gf.
Wish I lived by the seaside, going for walks might actually be exciting rather than a chore I do just to get myself out of the house.
>>84664871Hastings is by the sea though
>>84664790Yep, but good fun. Also the heights are scary but ok now I know shift is antifall. Looking forward to getting to a point where redstone contraptions are a thing.
>>84664853You think walking for charity will get me a girlfriend? Nah it won't. I'm the way I am because of nasty people putting me down over the years.
Fucking hell. This video is crazy. All them browns out at half term causing trouble. Imagine going out to the shops and dealing with this shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1QHbPlXWPw
No pig. That is not true at all. You don't speak to a man like that just because you are in uniform. I would be fuming.
hhl getting his batty bummed by big samoan willy x
not getting enough engagement with his other gimmicks so its auditor time
>>84664893That's not where he lives. He's only said his province before.
>by the seahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mneBxAElAgsurprised Burton-sama included this one in the kino, tbqh. doesn't fit his style.>cuts the lyrics about the swimsuits because they're invertedo Tim u silly goose x
Anyone from Sheffield province on?
Media personality Francis Bourgeois penetrating his long-term girlfriend Amy Linkin-Chandler and releasing his load of man spunk deep inside her while exclaiming THIRTY SEVEN OH TWO FIVE.
Downloading amateur JAV torrents and I'm not sure all these women are 100% up for the stuff they're doing.
>what's the password to thisI don't know bitch. The handcuffs smudged my generated key ink from wrist. Oops. hehe. Oh you turned it on like that before sending it off? Oh looks like it wiped the key anyway hehe. Look on that cunt detective face. Imagine taking ONE person's false allegation and expecting me to help you make me suffer. CUNT.
>Oh you turned it on like that before sending it off? Oh looks like it wiped the key anyway hehe. Look on that cunt detective face. Imagine taking ONE person's false allegation and expecting me to help you make me suffer.
Reminder... do not help them if you are ever interviewed under caution for something low-level like "harassment". They just expect you to give out codes to your phones but you actually don't have to for most crimes. Always use a full password if you can on a phone and do not enable biometrics. Turn off the phone completely (for iPhone, you have to find the shut down in the settings I think or use the shortcuts feature), guided access mode locks it down to one app so you can keep it recording and disable inputs. Minimise using local storage and instead put everything on a secure cloud provider (they will have to jump through hoops trying to request this data).
>>84664871used to think this when I lived in Leicesternow I do live by the sea and I hardly ever go to the beach
What's britfeel listening to tonight?>https://youtu.be/qqXrLDhGJRk?si=W6b1y-cOH4WHPJO-
40 year old turkmong crashing out over pretend stories from his police fetish
>>84665015Not exactly but near
>>84665015no, but i did once visit Sheffield province for a weekend in 2024.here is a screencap of a video of a tram as proof(haters will say it's fake)
Zombie onna zombie horse killed me with a spear, the bastard.
Oh oh oh then she read section 5 of the PACE act mummy then I did a backflip from the court room and the judge said that flip was so good ill let you walk young man >yes Mehmet, eat your baklava
>>84665039There's no such thing as amateur these days. The porn giants have made sure not to allow it on their platforms in fear of it being non-consensual. Really though it's because they want commercial to financially succeed.
>>84665126I have a good read of PACE in the custody cell. You can ask for it there. It's your right. Very boring read though.
tiramisu got to be the best pudding ever made. it's so good
When the boxroom gets too dark and you now have to get up and flick a light on and avoid tripping over all the mess. Oh my days. This is depression.
>>84665132Torrents, luddite. No smooth brain streaming platform.
orange juice got to be the best drink ever made. it's so good
I'd love to live in 1950s America, but I wonder what the sex would be like? If I were to hop into a Delorean, I wonder if I could convince my prude, 1950's alcoholic housewife to do SPH and spit into my mouth.
>>84665144corrrr i'll drink to that, lad(don't buy these Morrisons ones they're shite now)
watching live tv is so much womfier than streaming
I love Kanye so much
>>84665234is it so good?
keep forgetting 'Kanye' is like, the actual guy.thought it was a Bon Jovi type thing.
>>84665163i get the convenience factor with streaming sites. i can even understand why people switched to Netflix, for a while.but with modern internet speeds and the way most video formats are designed, you can download them in sequential order and actually stream them.>b-but trackers require navigation and they have ads!it's exactly the same with any free porn site, surely. or even shit like Netflix nowadays, they want to put more 'options' in your face. maybe you even need a dedicated app. whereas you just want <film> (or <porn>)
spunk dripping from welpers bottom x
>>84665237Of course. Listen to Yeezus lad
Knocking back these beers now SSM style x
>>84665267favourite kanye line the lad?
Cracked a tooth eating a kebab wrap yesterday. How the fuck did that even happen
>>84665332Type of, how many an how many have you had
whenever i sit with my left leg resting on my right knee i feel my left hammy twitch constantly
Fell for it agains award
>>84665351Just now or it always does it?
>>84665368>Just now or it always does it?always
>>84665337I gave my cousin head probably
>>84665373I'd stop doing that it if I was you it sounds horrible
Did me 3 mile walk. 250 calories that is. Do that per day and you'll lose 1kg per month. Soon I will be slim and I WILL get a gf
>>84665396>Do that per day and you'll lose 1kg per month.Depends what you eat
>>84665267wew lad this is genuinely good. i remember this came out and /mu/ was on about whether it was all a joke or ingenious or whatever.reminds me of like Throbbing Gristle or Coil or one of them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4ooo aye. >Blood on the Leavesi hate AutoTune so much. it was cute in that one Cher song, it sounds terrible here.
>>84665392it is a bit but im used to it
welper licking numerous swampy bum holes x
And I fucking means LUSH x
We all Crystal Walace in life x
>>84665399On a 1200kcal diet per day laddy. The weight is flying off me.
more like PISStal Palace.
>all those Rayo Vallecano fans crying Just not right x
>>84665540that's a normal* diet. aim for a VLCD (so 800 kcal tops).* for a non-sedentary but low-exercise lifestyle
fee fi fo fumi smell the blood of Helper's bum!
>>84665576>that's a normal* diet.Not for me matey. My BMR is 1500 per day and my maintenance roughly 1700-1900. I'm losing at least 500 kcal per day, which results in 1kg every 2 weeks of weight loss. 800 would make me feel nasty. 1200 already feel tired 24/7
Just some troll pretending to be him, SAD!
>>84665585do you eat every day?depends what you're doing obviously. but my worry would be putting it back on (or collapsing, if you ride a bike or something).
>>84665590who where what when how?
>>84665600>do you eat every day?Yes mate but I have an office job. Besides my 3 mile walk I am sedentary x
sedentary i like being sedentary
https://youtu.be/t8dSMp1YZYE
>>84665633didn't you tell the hawg lad you had a bike once?did it died? ;_;
Could do with missing a few meals but I love me snacks
fuck sakes, shaved earlier and the hot sticky weather is making my face feel kinda painful, no razor burn but must be micro tears being subjected to salty skin
>>84665686Idk who you think I am m8. I dont have a bike lol
might go down and check for the post again.you never know, do you?
>>84665841You never know lad, maybe.
>>84665881i do now.;_;
HHL fucking won x
the prize of village idiot
Garn order a webab wrap me x
Same might order one or ten to wen worney wose woad cash on delivery
>pretending to be HHLIt sad x
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
Never even inhaled it
Well this is gay, where MY fucking storm?!
>>84666038>Chumbawambathey crack me up, these.>we're like, anarchists, man. it's called agit-pop. we'll spread our subversive political messages through our choonz.>...oh, we made a 10/10 banger? and we're signed to EMI? and now we're millionaires? well uhhh....OUR MESSAGE IS THE SAME! probably...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0Rf-N_FVE
I GET KNOCKED UPBY A BLACK MANMY SON'S NEVER GONNA MEET HIS DAD
>>84666080why does this show Leeds?
>>84666113might be the map service they are using, otherwise idk.
Exposed fella cyberbullied SeasideMARK for years and it never got him off benefits. It's just pathetic really.
welper stroking a thick oily antiguan mans shaft x
good album, this.regret not going to see these live. had tickets to go see them in Sunderland, but something else came up. story of my life xx
Necking that webab now xTwolls can fuck off and die x
Cryposting about to start
I MISSED GOING TO SEE A SCREENING OF THE DOCTOR WHO STORY 'THE CAVES OF ANDROZANI' AT A PUB IN SUNDERLAND BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE FICKLE AF.
miss my youth.miss my friends.miss being skinny.miss enjoying things.miss mihai, Yanklass, and Crosslad.simple as.
>>84666290How many fucking britfeelers live in Sunderland? What is it the capital of fucking the universe?
I wish I lived in Sunderland
>>84666319i am actually every Sunderland poster. HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN is just one of my characters.if 'he' claims to be a separate person, he can prove it by posting with his name + tripcode. i'll wait ;-)
Got my doctor's appointment later about me mentul elf. Doctor is a somewhat attractive young bird and I feel uncomfortable talking about this stuff to her. Want to get my autism referral but apart from that I'm going to keep it brief.
>>84663512why are there 11 pcs
Just watched that new Rick and Morty wepisode. Evil Morty btfo x
will be in weymouth again in a couple weeks de leeeedshope i see ssm in the wild, see if he really does stink of shit
>>84666334go stand in your bin, same thing
>>84666411Some people can smell it and some people can't, you might be one of the people who can't smell it.
>>84666419will be sure to give him a good kickin
>>84666388quite a lot of cats, too.
>>84666388I probably forgot to turn off repeat words to fill the shape
>>84666413I'm a 36 year old virgin stuck in a rural village, not saying the name but it has a population of less than 500. I'd rather be a poor mong in Sunderland than be trapped another day in this torture chamber.
>>84663512>me every time i visit these threads :)
>>84666440somone like you would be eaten alive in a big town or city, enjoy nature ad get to meet the locals of your village they will be kinder than city people
>>84666388>>84666430here's a nu
>>84666459You will never understand unless you also live in a small village. It's not like fucking Emmerdale like you normies see on TV, it's so so much worse. There's politics at play, families competing for popularity, generational fucking rivalries. The one girl I've ever fancied belonged to a family my parents hated so I was forbidden to talk to her. I never stood a chance.
>>84666502i have lived in a village but i didnt grow up there and i didnt socialise at all. now i think about it small towns are best, more shops and chance of meeting new people without the city harshness
>>84666502You've had 36 years to leave if you dont like it. Most people in cities would swap with you. See how they feel when they inevitably get round to dropping 10,000 Ngubus there give you some new neighbours to spice things up. Clown.
>>84666487o ayes
>>84666545there's always upsides lad
>>84666487where nonce
>>84666571nah lad
>>84666572>where nonce*points at you*
>>84666572only posted once >>84657839there's a threshold of 3+ occurrences to show up>>84666579lmao
>>84666543My family are massive Rupert Lowe supporters. I get that cities are more diverse but we can't just isolate and bury our heads in the soil. Tommy Robinson is a working-class lad from Luton who would stand out like a sore thumb in my rural Tory village but he's done more for England than anyone in my village.
>>84666572>>84666579one could point out 'lollers' shouldn't be allowed that close to 'kids'
>>84666603Ok have you been on house arrest for 40 years? You know you can just leave?
>>84666607Turkmong will not appreciate being next to dogs (he is a Muslim)
>>84666630>turkish parents wipe weird
>>84666603stephen yaxley lennon is an Israeli shill
>>84666619Legally, I can leave, yes. But I won't abandon my family and community as much as I resent them. They have provided me everything I need. I'm also the beneficiary of my family's home and land which is worth a substantial amount. It would make no sense for me to leave. it doesn't mean I can't moan about it though, especially when I see posters like HHL living living it up in the big city.
>>84666655>I have every right to moan about my supportive family and land im inheritingMate you are a clown end of
>>84666644NTA but, he's a zionist.
that word cloud fun undid the anon spoiling Wordle for me earlier.thank you, cloudlad!
>>84666676Pipe down faggot. Don't ever reply to me again.
>>84666698>Pipe down faggot. Don't ever reply to me againt. 40 year old virgin lol
>>84666702t. poor mong who never own land
I wish HHL won xI wish Homelander won xI wish Hitler won xIt's over xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG5oZpHCi94
>>84666717Not bothered. I've had sex.
She was wrong. She hadn't met Helper yet x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32udqal_lyQ<33
Corr am stuffed nows. Finishing off this VK nows x
HIDE OUT IN THE PRIVATE ROOMSWITH THE LATEST DICTIONARY OF TODAY'S WHO'S WHOTHEY'LL GET YOU ANYTHING WITH THAT EVIL SMILEEVERYBODY'S GOT A DRUG DEALER ON SPEED DIAL, WELLHEY, HEY, I WANNA BE A ROCKSTARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
Thinking of purging the smut. This is not real sex.
NEVER DID NO HARM, NEVER DID NO HARMIT'S DAREIT'S COMING UP, IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP, IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UP, IT'S DARE (OH)YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOUYOU'VE JUST BEEN THINKINGTHAT'S WHAT YOU DO, BABY (OH-OH-OH)HOLD IT DOWN THEREJUMP WITH THE MOON AND MOVE ITJUMP BACK AND FORTHAND FEEL LIKE YOU WERE THERE YOURSELF (OH-OH-OH)TO WORK IT OUTYOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOUYOU'VE JUST BEEN THINKINGTHAT'S WHAT YOU DO, BABY (OH-OH-OH)HOLD IT DOWN THEREJUMP WITH THEM ALL AND MOVE ITJUMP BACK AND FORTHIT FEELS LIKE YOU WERE THERE YOURSELF (OH-OH-OH)TO WORK IT OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
THIS AIN'T A SONG FOR THE BROKEN-HEARTEDNO SILENT PRAYER FOR FAITH-DEPARTEDAND I AIN'T GONNA BE JUST A FACE IN THE CROWDYOU'RE GONNA HEAR MY VOICE WHEN I SHOUT IT OUT LOOUUDDDDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
Got no pussy, got no worky. My life is fucking grim. Wasted the best years.
Bit of late night Britney xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIOH8Trfas4
Evil cunts just want to have fun x
Been looking at wholesome pokemon card vids, and I've got to say, some QT3.14 lasses on there, and I have a plan.I think we should all team up, and with my handsomeness and wit, and your decks, we can take on the world.
>>84666954I really like this Scottish one.
I WANNA LOVE YOU BUT I BETTER NOT TOUCHI WANNA HOLD YOU BUT MY SENSES TELL ME TO STOPI WANNA KISS YOU BUT I WANT IT TOO MUCHI WANNA TASTE YOU BUT YOUR LIPS ARE VENOMOUS POISOOONNNYOU'RE POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINSYOU'RE POISOOONNNI DON'T WANNA BREAK THESE CHAINShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
>>84666987You are a Turkish clown
Time for beddingtons. Had hypnagogic hallucinations on tap last night. Some real crazy shit. Wonder if it'll be the same tonight.
>>84666987NO, not THOTs, well probably a bit THOTy, but ya know what I mean.
>>84667006I am also going to bed, I think last night was the first night in months where I didn't have crazy dreams.
and then it was time...for Toronto to drown in the sweet sorrow of...THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y69gQtAdHKc
>>84667000I'm a British lad mostly into British bints.
>>84667053>I'm a Turkish lad mostly into British bintsftfy
>>84667032Thots don't look like this. She's a nerd.
YOU CAN TELL FROM THE SCARS ON MY ARMSAND THE CRACKS IN MY HIPSAND THE DENTS IN MY CARAND THE BLISTERS ON MY LIPSTHAT I'M NOT THE CAREFULLEST OF GIRLSYOU CAN TELL FROM THE GLASS ON THE FLOORAND THE STRINGS THAT ARE BREAKINGAND I KEEP ON BREAKING MOREAND IT LOOKS LIKE I AM SHAKINGBUT IT'S JUST THE TEMPERATURETHEN AGAIN, IF IT WERE ANY COLDER I COULD DISENGAGEIF I WERE ANY OLDER I WOULD ACT MY AGEBUT I DON'T THINK THAT YOU'D BELIEVE MEIT'S NOT THE WAY I'M MEANT TO BEIT'S JUST THE WAY THE OPERATION MADE MEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5APfKnR50
>>84667070Lad I'm not. That's just a silly gimmick. I have bad teeth for a start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quYjN57Tycg
>>84667130i promise you: whatever frame you start that .gif on, it will sync up to the battle theme in astounding ways.
Been hitting the gym dee lads.
>>84667165phwoar.tbqh not my thing but it's the ladies' thing (i think) not that you have to look good for other people you can look good just for yourself but if it also HAPPENS to be for other people then it's a good thing overall
Wonder how many words you could say on the phone to the police for them to come quickest.
>>84667184I don't do it for women, I do it for the Bangladeshi lads that also go at midnight who'll occasionally hit me with a "looking big bro".
I wish I could celebrate birthdays. It's just another day for me.
off to bed, me. you never know what parcels might arrive in the morning.
>>84667212I usually try and ignore my birthdays. Depressing milestones really.
Wasting my life gooning and playing vidyas I don't really enjoy. Sucks. Then what's the alternative? Just wage slavery, getting a smartphone and buying more tat to feel 'happy'. Life wouldn't be that different. Probably more grim.What's the point bothering when younger normies submit hundreds of applications and get no response for years these days?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlvDwhSNJbA
>>84667184...and cheers lad.
>>84667235Yeah there's no real enjoyment from them if you have no friends and social status. Just a reminder no one cares unless you're handsome or a female. Not one single birthday have I ever done anything different from any other day. Even when I was younger it was quite uneventful.
>>84667247You can tell the black woman presenter was only hired for the BBC diversity quota. 20 years ago she'd be on the streets smoking crack and whoring herself out.
Women live life on easy difficulty. Who do you think the male manager or female HR is going to hire in their retail job? The cute female in her teens/early twenties or some lad? Go to any coffee shop or quirky food place these days and it's all mostly young females working. Young men will suffer.
Immigrants and AI have basically made it impossible for a lad like me to even get a fucking job. Fuck you all. You will have to pay for my mental disability now. You are lucky I don't snap against society. Any other lad like me would have fucking gone crazy by now.
Let's see what happens when I call the non-emergency number and say a few words.
>>84667304Just try lad. It takes effort, the odds are stacked against you... but just try. Retail jobs unless it's a the size of a supermarket aren't really going to have HR officers.>>84667325Calm down lad. You can get a job, it won't be a high status one but that's okay because they are rare. You neglect that fact that if you are diagnosed with some kind of disability you have something that you can use with the HR people to excuse performance that doesn't match the rate of your coworkers. Lots of companies will hire spergs and are happy to support them. I doubt you actaually want a conversation though. If you want help with it. Offiebruh@protonmail.comI'll be starting my first ever salaried job soon.>>84667358Come on now.
If you push some people about, some people push back
>>84667304Then don't spend your money there, you need to understand we love in a society with many stakeholders
>>84667390>Some of you lads are okay, don't check the thread tomorrow.
>>84667405You're alright, I believe you're a friend of Pakistanis
>>84667390Vile sex beast
>>84667379>Just try lad. It takes effort, the odds are stacked against you... but just try. Retail jobs unless it's a the size of a supermarket aren't really going to have HR officers.I'm not going to bother because I'm bottom of the list sadly. There's too many people these days. Yeah maybe I don't need to talk about it further. The fact is there has to be losers in this world.
>>84667532No, I think back to the great Pakistanis throughout history, did they quit? Did they lay down and die? No!Keep pumping out those job applications but whatever you do, don't get caught up in crypto, gambling and those other scams
>>84667532You can live for yourself. You're just getting there only slighly later than most, and that's okay.
>>84667594hmmm, interesting adviceI would say though that we live in a society and no man is an island, even at your lowest, there's a helping hand, and you can also offer a helping hand
You should go to a pro Palestine rally, it will fill you purpose and put your life to good
The storm has begun, I just heard lightning
>>84667649Don't take advice from rapists
If we work together, we can end racism within our lifetimes
>>84667700Bizarre you think people want politics from rapist trannies
one hour of thunder and lightning so far
>I would say though that we live in a society and no man is an island, even at your lowest, there's a helping hand, and you can also offer a helping hand
>I think back to the great Pakistanis throughout history
>be vile molesting sex beast >troon out incase you get caught >muh im brownAmer moment
Sex with young girls
>>84667862White teen females would rather convince themselves they are in love with one of these brown beasts than shag you. I know a rose dating one of these and it sickens me.
>>846678621. Whites are just jealous and mad that the Pakistanis are doing what they want to be doing ("waaaah, they were supposed to be MY white girls!"2. The convictions are all bullshit, how can you even prove this stuff happened over 20 years ago? Where's the CCTV?
>>84668079Excellent post, most whites these days are running off to Thailand
brown sex predator who pisses in other people's drinks
just woke up, work in 40, didnt sleep much because of the heat, right eye is swollen, reckon i have conjunctivitis, it thursday x
The brown beasts get away with rapes of white girls for decades. Only a small fraction of these beasts in britain have faced "justice." The reality is this shit is still going on more than we like to think. The next time you enter a kebab shop, think about who could be upstairs chained and gagged to some dirty bed as you support their racket and eat that greasy slop. Deport.
>Restore Britain reinstates sacked member who posed doing Nazi salute after furious backlash from hard-Right supportershttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15853083/Restore-Britain-reinstates-sacked-member-Nazi-salute-backlash.html
>>84668369what do you eat when youre hungry?
>>84668364I sleep in the day me. Been up all night. Only way I can sleep in this heat is to stay up longer and eventually I'll get to sleep no issues.
>>84668393>I sleep in the dayWhen do you work?
>>84668391Certainly not kebabs or curry stinking brown shit. British foodie me.
>>84668398I don't think I could work as I hate waking up at specific times. I have to get a good amount of sleep without any interruptions. I'm doing ok without the need to work.
>>84668401British food is bland and boring af though
>>84668406How do you support yourself? Do you still live with your parents?
Appointmentham coming up in 30 is it notX
>>84668401Nothing more British than a chicken tikka masala, it's literally the national dish
>>84668721fat brown sex pest on ozempic
>>84668721None of that diarrhoea looking grub for me. Fish and chips all the wayyyy
Fun fact about me, I've never once had a jeety takeaway. It's not for me. Don't mind me a chinky though.
annual salary and number of women you shagged?
Will be in Bude for the next week on hollybobs will l not x
>>84668369Webab wrap corr
>>84667212She is everything wrong about the simp contingent. I hope you learn to be a real man in due course and look back on this time of your life as a lesson not to be repeated.
>>84668801Still a virgin at 31 it sad
I never asked to have mental health innit
>>84667304This is fax no cap
Much better threadingtonshire since that Sunderland beast has gone. Whew.
>>84668857>no capOh do fuck off
>>84668864On gawd?
>>84668858Why do you bully yourself, HHL?
>>84668858Where he go?
Employment scares me so much
>>84668875Police got him finally
>>84668880Start your own business then. Be a real man.
>>84668891How many businesses have you started?
Front page news. The whole country is watching britfeel x
>>84666655Someone in your family worked hard for that land and your sat on your arse whinging on 4chan about being a virgin, waiting for the land to drop into your lap. I'd rather you stayed in your little village.
>>84668958>whole countryTheres like a dozen people here at most and they're mostly shut ins with no life. Normies dont use sites like 4chan
>>84668980>he doesnt knowI 'memba when I was a little lad once x
What does everyone think about those lads who did the rapes but didn't go to jail?
>>84668989Know what lad?
>>84669009You mean Shoutanon?
half hour of Diablo IV or get washed and dressed to go visit mammy before it gets too hot?
SeasideZOMBOIDFucking crackheads! Mark had to man up and make the trip down to the shops to get some sulphite free beers and hit up the local Budgens for bacon, sausages and eggs for his English Breakfast for lunch.This time he packing serious heat. He got big shotty and his favourite Beretta. Crackheads have been ransacking the place so he hope he got there before they did.
hhl getting his bum hole abused by old arab men at wunderland mosque x
>>84669009It's an outrage what happened in Bradford
>>8466880170k, 2 lasses
>>84669204SIMSIDELAD you're still here. I've been away for a good few months but thought I'd check in with my boys. Love your posts de lad, more creative than 99% of the thread.
Probably down while I'm living it up la
How you lassies liking Ingrid?
>>84669253:)I'm glad you enjoy it.I got really burned by Zomboid last time after they forced an update that bricked my save. Now back in to the game with a new SeasideSIM with the same objectives. He just loot local Greggs. He got two fat bags of pastry treats. He'll be doing the four doughnut challenge later when he unpacks it all. There now a lot of dead crackheads but it hurt him mentally, he look forward to treat time treat time.
hhl having a midnight schizo post while steve fucks him in the arse x
Obsessed mong thinking about gay sex at quarter past 9 in the morning. Grim.
Listen la you don't listen la
>>84669293And you'll be there to read and react to every post my lad, just as intended.
Alcohol shrinks your brain.
hhl getting filled to the brim with oap spunk x
He thinks we are here 16 hours a day like him lmfao
welper sucking on smelly cocks x
>>84669351Don't badge everyone else in a 'we' with yourself lad. It's not on. Nobody gave you permission.
Payday lads. What should I spaff it all away on this month?
What a grim life not even cappin
>>84669398Spaff it all on a trip down weymouth x
>>84669398What you finna spaff it on la
Walking around the bushroad blazed
welper sizing up which big african stud to take up hit bottom next x
When I'm bored I turn to the alcohol
Where the fook is welper lid
>>84669404Could hardly imagine anything more grim than visiting Weymouth kinell.>>84669405Probably just the regular>a new game or two on the backlog (usually very cheap, only mongs pay 60 quid for a game)>a deposit into Vanguard>bump of stocks in any company I'm bullish for and/or a wee bit of gold>a takeawayAlso fuck me sitting in an all hands meeting for an hour end me fucking now lads.
Men what phat ass asian girls, simple as
hhl licking up cummies from the toilet x
>>84669418At ten odd in the morning? Get a grip lad.
>go to see Tom and Jerry movie>literally the only person thereit only came out this week!why don't people want to watch Tom and Jerry?
Corrrrrrrrrrr he's donating his shitty shorts to the charity shop. I need them.https://youtu.be/IYX4lN49a_k
SeasideZOMBOIDIt double lush. It treble fucking lush. Am I recording? I am aren't I! Dorset still in the crackhead crisis but we managed to get a mega bakery haul. Freezer full of frozen pastries for him if that's alright with you? Big bags full of shopping in both hands.Corr got to think about what snack we going to eat tonight with a film.
>>84669478Tom and Jerry was last generation's cartoon twenty years ago. Is there anyone who cares about it? It was funny but it's very much not in the psyche of the modern viewer.
>>84669484I guess so. it's still a kid's movie and it's half term, I'm surprised there's nobody at all.
>>84669491The kids are at home playing roblox and watching kpop demon hunters de lad
I am NEET.My life,The screen before my eyes.
hhl getting his bussy taken by a muslim groomer x
>>84669479Why don't you drive to his grotty bed-sit and ask him if you can have them? You can drive, right?
Fatty fat fat fatty YouTube man give shorts to charity. My sides are in orbit.
>>84669519I can indeedy :D
SeasideZOMBOIDWe got a bevy of nice new cleaning products. Got to keep the home tidy, it nicer when place is spotless - bleach and soap very valuable. Stole some of the pie posters from the Greggs he looted and placed them in his kitchen. Who knows how long the Crackapocalypse is going to last.
Corr lads just woke up from a 12 hour sleep I think my insomnia is going away thank God.
hhl getting bum raped by grimy old pakis x
Some goob from the system team is talking in the meeting. He mentioned that they're happy with the average five second page load time.FIVE SECONDS?! Am I having a fucking stroke? How can page loads be slower than they were TWENTY YEARS AGO?! Holy shit why do people just accept this dog shit? Sit down and just wait five seconds. It's excruciating if you just want to read some text or click and link kr view an image. Fucking atrocious.
>>84669575Is that five seconds for a customer-facing page? If so, he needs sacking on the spot.
>>84669575But there is so much more sophisticated code behind pages now so it's better and the cost of page load times. The end user appreciates that don't they, they don't mind the wait?
>>84669508the NEET army is now 1,000,000 stronghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/clypw8gyn18t
>>84669600They call it the Boxroom Revolution.
>>84669600And that's just 18-24 NEETs
SeasideZOMBOID.It's a grim life living in a county where everyone has become a crackhead. Seen nanas begging for a snifter of crack before rushing you in an addiction fuelled rage. Dorset has been quarantined. No nobody getting in or out my laaads. We spend a little bit of the early evening popping some bullets into my magazines and watching a little bit of telly.
Hmm this movie seems to be shite China propaganda, maybe the kids are right to stay away
>>84669616Are you sat in the cinema right now then lad? How did they make Tom and Jerry into Chinese propaganda??
>>84669587Yep that's five seconds for a customer facing page.>>84669590Oh definitely, all the annoying inconsistent types of scrolling through built in windows, the pop-ups, the menus that expand when you hover over them rather than clicking on them, all amazing new technologies that everyone loves and totally justify a five seconds load!
>>84669625they immediately teleported to China and have spent the whole movie talking about how great the golden city is.there is a sexy Chinese cat girl for Tom to list over though.
Why do antivaxxers spend their entire existence seething over being "not-vaxxed"?It's no different to Scots, Irish and Welsh seething over being "not-English".
>>84669600I don't see any other solution other than state mandated jobs or drastically cutting low skilled immigration and bringing in a system where we only bring in skilled workers. And we all know the second option will never happen. The youth of today dies on the alter of political correctness.
>>84669693It's the first time they got an A grade given by their peers as an adult for anything.
>>84669693You are the first person to bring up vax vs antivax in months possibly years. Is your vax or lack of vax status that crucial to your identity and personality on 4chan?
>>84669731Ask Thorin lmao
>>84669736>Thorin?
hhl getting publicly blacked x
>>84669731Obvious bait for replies anon, he does it all day every day.
>>84669749Some esports spack
>>84669763What a life.>>84669766Wew.
>>84669763>he does it all day every dayYou'd know as you're here all day every day?
Bait anon is an angry schoolgirl?
>>84669791It's not that deep, sorry I rattled you
>>84669600Country is cooked. Reform will import millions of Africans and pajeets to replace these NEETs. The Faragewave will be the final nail in the coffin.
So an angry schoolgirl with a shallow vagina? Prolly why she's so angry.
An angry schoolgirl who thinks they are a deep thinker and we are mindless plebs. Delusional.
Nonces, the lot of you.
I can't believe anon just nonced us. It not right.
>>84669820>FaragewaveBacked by the former tories that made the boriswave happen kek
>blaming only 1 politician
hhl getting his booty blasted by big black bulls x
Lollers? Nonce.
Lollers? Nice lad.
Me? Itchy.
Had the front door open because my next door neighbour is giving me some gardening stuff and the neighbour from across the road was getting into her car and she could not stop staring at me. I felt right paranoid. What if she's onto me? what was she thinking? Not going outside again if people's prying eyes are going to stare at me like that. It felt like needles were piercing as she looked at me.
>>84669873The shadow cast by the light from your monitor falls on your curtains, she watches longingly at the shadow at night while you masturbate.
>>84669886Nope, realised I forgot to put my trousers on, and I had my glow in the dark spongebob undies on show.
welper begging black bulls to breed his bum x
>b-b-but muh small boats!
Big day today lads, need to stock up on supplies, maybe move muh FOB, as the pillagers will soon raid this village I have decided to take over.
Moni is just upset that the pakistani community is on the way down on the rapey forrins scoreboard.
Mak decorated his mouldy room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOUlpXqKDwk
Got me credit card unblocked at the bank and had a wausage woll from Greggs. Just another day in that NEET life x
>>84669972Oh thank God for that. His bedroom walls used to look like blue Stilton cheese.
When I'm bored I turn to britfeel
>>84669962125 billion that sounds like bollocks to me. So a million 18-24 year olds is worth 125 billion annually to the UK GDP? Can't be
>>84669969>Moni is just upset that the pakistani community is on the way down on the rapey forrins scoreboard.what are you talking about?
I thought it was wednesday, but it is not. 5 days of flu, this should have fucked off by now, but I do have a fucky immune system (MS).In a catch 22 situation currently, I do feel a bit better, so have choons on (not loud), and I feel the urge to have a chair boogie, but then I feel sick when I do. Oh well, it do be like that at times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PU47g7-lg4
>>84670010BoatBAMEs are putting them to shame.
>>84670021None of the boat people are Pakistani though.
>>84670029That's what I am saying. The pakistani community is secretly seething, those boatBAMEs coming over here, trying to get in on the pakistani rape racket.
>>84670029he's implying that moni is jealous of the boat migrants rape aclaim
welper getting anally probed by big black men x
>>84666692you're most welcome fren
>>84669999checked.It's only because the govt is importing millions of foreigners and giving them handouts lef right and center and if any lad gets a bit leary about it online or irl the establishment turn on him. No wonder people are saying "ok fuck you and your taxes too"t. mega boomer.
So when Reform inevitably don't import a million forrens will you come back and openly admit that you were wrong?
>>84670152>centerDon't be too offended, but...Not him but, you fucking what pal?
Watching nonce hunter videos always reminds me things could always be so much worse. Just seen a 21 year old lad get stung. His life is basically over.
paragons of english language us.BURN HIM!
>>84670172It's tradition, too much has been lost to newfaggotry.>I'm a girl*nobody asks to see tits as proof*
morning friends. still no post, but it could come (you never know)>>84669478>>84669616>>84669649watched the Mark Kermode review of this the other dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvP91eCHEhIit does sound bizarre as hell, like it isn't actually a Tom and Jerry cartoon...?perhaps it's a licence you can buy, so you can say to the kiddies 'this HAS Tom and Jerry in it'. they made a direct-to-video Willy Wonka one that was just an animated remake of the 70s film, then sometimes there'd be a C-plot where Tom and/or Jerry are also watching what's happening in the chocolate factory.reminds me of Scooby-Doo where the basic premise is so straightforward, you don't need to do a crossover with Batman or WrestleMania. putting them in cyberspace was the right thing to do.
I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNYI FIND IT KIND OF SAD
after 4 years of benniemonging I'm not convinced it's all it's cracked up to be
>>84670171lad round my way was in one, they ambushed him at his work. he was about 20 and the decoy was '15'. they mentioned he was still a young'un etc, whole life ahead of him, what a life-destroying mistake he'd made.he seemed utterly distraught and he was totally honest about everything, so they kept doubling down:>you asked if she ever wore heavy boots...do you have a fetish for boots?>[silent nodding]lad was clearly in the wrong. but it's the best case scenario where no teenagers were actually harmed. that's good.fuck these people tbqh. they're just SJWs playing vigilante, in a way where they know they'll never be at any risk.
Ah, now I remember, need a ho, not a spade. I thought it was taking an excessively long time to moisten the soil.
>>84670207choon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg>Tears For Fears - Mad World
>>84670235good luck making it back into the job market now lad
>>84670256what are these then? they're a 'pixel' below the normal ground.looking at the lamppost: did they finally add a way for players to create those paths that are in villages? they ONLY spawned in with the world, so if you ever destroyed one, there was no way to replace it.played this with my then-bf sometimes and the first thing he did was go round all the villages, replacing all the dirt paths with stone slabs. which, to be fair, i fully support. it was a really strange decision you couldn't just add/replace paths in a village.
>>84670283aye, makes me wanna gas myself tbqh. Can't be doing with 4 more years of this shite
>>84670256Kek I get that when I haven't played in a long time
>>84670240>fuck these people tbqh. they're just SJWs playing vigilante, in a way where they know they'll never be at any risk.Agreed. Also I noticed a lot of people in these nonce sting videos are clearly retarded. Like full blown spackers with learning disabilities.
welper getting his wussy clapped x
>>84670171>His life is basically over.is it though? majority of people won't see the video and do they actually end up getting prosecuted?
>>84662529>>84670256>hello, Microsoft? i've found another one.
>>84670299A pixel? Do you mean the block? (I assume you do). Just use a spade and left click on the block.>>84670315Luckily I remembered about the pillagers this morning, so will be bugging out of this village soon.
NEETs being targeted on the news. Good thing I'm over 30 now! 18 - 25s are fucked.
>Hey mate, both these items should arrive tomorrow.>13 hours agobloody scousers think they can stitch me up with their LIES
>>84670402Parcelforce man who delivered to me earlier looked dead behind the eyes. Mouth open and stared at me like he wanted me to sign something before walking off. Very bad experience.
>>84670341I bought a pre built PC, and the place was trying to charge nearly 100 for w11, so I just bought the PC and thought I'd work something out OS wise, but the shop must have used a free/limited version to test things, and they must have forgotten to remove it, so I have it for free. Can't change the background, but other than that it's w11, plus there's more annoying things than not being able to change the background, that taskbar is stuck to the bottom, right load of bollocks it is.
>>8467040213 hours ago was today tho.
>>84670412I thought Windows 11 WAS free. Is that no longer the case?
never mind, door buzzed JUST as i was heading out to check downstairs. if i hadn't bothered with my NEET headphones, i'd have bumped into the postie on the steps. there'd be no escape.
>>84670333Suppose it depends on how viral the video goes. Some might just get a few thousand views and be forgotten about over time but then you get ones like the Bald Nonce who went extremely viral and had millions of views and memes made about him. There's no way he doesn't constantly live in fear walking around in any British town or city.
Me? 29. I'm basically invisible as a NEET now the news is out about the young'uns. It lush x
>>84670376>A pixel? Do you mean the block? (I assume you do). Just use a spade and left click on the block.mean this business, laddie. it's sunk in by one pixel (of the texture, not an actual pixel). do you mean right-click, like how hoes work? spades can just dig these paths?reminds me of how stairs just did not place properly for years, and the wooden staircases had the properties of stone (took a pickaxe to break, not an axe). even for one guy or an indie team you'd think that's a trivial bug to fix, but people made fun stuff BECAUSE of the janky way it all worked and connected.R.I.P. Bitlegend (/g/'s Minecraft server). loads of fun back in the day ;_;
>>84670429To upgrade yes, but my old copy was only compatible with the motherboard on my old PC, so when I went to try swap it/use the key on the new PC it wouldn't let me.>>84670505Think it is just to appear so the ground has been flattened?Time for a spliff, then think about getting the duck out of fodge.
should be enough to tide me over until payday.
hhl getting down on his knees and blowing a queue of throbbing non-white cocks x
>>84670533>Think it is just to appear so the ground has been flattened?hit F3 or whatever it is lad, what types of block/surface are they?or can any Minecraft otakus just tell me? i will NOT be googling this.>then think about getting the duck out of fodge.is this 'get the fuck out of dodge' or are you getting the duck out the fridge?
Got that Carling Black Label on tap. Probably just some other shitty beer they've relabelled.
which reminds me, any NEETs fancy jazzing up their tendies, recommend picrel from Iceland.the meat is still gelatinous bits of fat/cartilage just like in the chicken, but i do wish duck was more common as supermarket/fast food. mental how lads are out fishing right now, but if i took some ducks from the local park, there'd be arrests.
>>84670550I'll do it when I load up again (spliff time now). Knowing microshits they probably disabled that feature, plus I'm playing on bedrock not java at the moment.Yes get the fuck out of dodge, but done in a quirk chungus style, if males can be quirk chungus'?, if not, then I was just being silly.
Why do I keep getting adverts for tights and leggings? I'm not a crossdresser. Is it because of the porn I watch?
>>84670587>done in a quirk chungus style, if males can be quirk chungus'?it's okay, cannabis users don't have to make sense. you're like the Thomas Pynchon novels of people.
>>84670620I think it is more than just cannabis, it's my sense of humour, I only say and do things to make myself laugh, which in a way is bad, as I do it all the time in IRL and people think I'm a bit daft, but it makes me laugh and do it more, especially as I have a great deadpan delivery, and these fools just lap it up.My mum sometimes whinges because I treat people like they're idiots, but in my defence, most are and I'm fed up of putting up with peoples stupidity, so I have a laugh when interacting with them.Fuck it, choon, another tiny little spliff, then minecraft time. Forget about the stupidity for a while (till I have to go out later).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JOyvi-BlTQ
>>84670235>Benniemonging A new word has been added my vocabulary.
Me? About to log off work and sit in the garden with a Corona.
>>84670686Popping some choons on as well, or sitting quietly enjoying yer surroundings? Sounds good either way, desu.
>>84670579Get regular tendies and hot honey as a dip.
>>84670698Nice and quiet, listen to the birds while I forget all about my dead end job
helper giving handjobs to gimmigrants x
>>84670718Nice. You've just made me think, and I've turned my music down, maybe some of my neighbours are doing similar, so don't want to ruin it. I heard the birds twittering away the other morning (thought it sounded like robins) as I was laid falling asleep. It was relaxing af.
>>84670738Nice of you lad. I have to make myself do nothing sometimes. It's the only way I really relax. I could sit outside and scroll through my phone or even read a book but from time to time I just want to sit and think nothing at all. Really helps me. 'Do proper fuck all' as Micky Flanagan once termed it.
>>84670753Good for the soul, it's what we need sometimes.
>>84670235>after 4 years of benniemonging I'm not convinced it's all it's cracked up to beIt was fun for a few years when I also had an autistic NEET gf. 5 ish years into being just a single neet guy is mind numbing and soul destroying. It's not good for the soul to be useless as a man.
>>84670764Strange I genuinely never saw this post before also using the phrase good for soul.
>>84670550Quickly came back to say, no f3, the block is dirt. Village got hit by a creeper attack and a gold plated zombie, they killed a baby villager. I forgot my window was open and loudly said OH FUCK THE BABY IS DEAD!
>>84670709just because you've gained a bit of muscle, that doesn't give you the right to tell me what to do.
COLD WISIONS
welper getting bullied by big black cocks x
phwoarr download keeps disconnecting from the serverberg never put this much effort into a wank normally but desperate times call for desperate measures
Bake a new and make it anime, or else!
spaffin' out a nu bread shortly
In a foul mood today me Meltys and lashing out on the cards
>>84670932ohhhhh ah fuck yea almost there lads omg
>>84670911i dunno, anime has had its day.sorry Lollers, it was a fad. a trend. other countries do animation better.
>>84670944fuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk HERE IT COMES LADS
>>84670963AAAAAAHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT DEE LAAAADSSS GET IN THEEEERREEEEE>>84670976>>84670976>>84670976>>84670976
>>84670957How very dare you, mate. I'll have none of that talk hahaha.
Saw it my laaaaaaaaaad x
>>84670998Yep but t'other was first so I deleted mine, as per tradition.
>>84671009+1 good lad point has been awarded to you and your online social score has increased.
>>84671038Fanks lollers. It would have worked had I been more arsed, but ya know how it is on a hot day, laziness is the dominant thought.
