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did you know this is what the average /r9k/ poster is like?
>has friends
>has a drug addiction
>has had sex with 3+ women
>has had a long term girlfriend
>has a good job
>has a nice car
>lives alone
these are the people bothering actual outcasts btw. they just come here to bully us because they're sick fucks
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>>84664223
I only have job and car and even then they're shitty jobs and I have a shitty car
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>>84664239
do you bully people beneath you on r9k? if not, this doesn't apply to you
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>>84664223
wow i have none of those things
it doesnt even bother me, since having all those at once seems like a top 10% statistic
ie a fantasy
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>>84664252
I dont because we're all khvs here. If I can't get laid being a productive member of society then who am I to judge ?
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>>84664318
it's a good thing you don't have a drug addiction
>>84664345
at this point i think khvs are the minority on r9k
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>has friends
Nope.
>has a drug addiction
Nope.
>has had sex with 3+ women
Guilty as charged.
>has had a long term girlfriend
More like long distance because that's my only real option.
>has a good job
True.
>has a nice car
Idk... is a 1996 Camaro Z28 considered "nice"? It's the one I get the most compliments on.
>lives alone
The truecel option.
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>>84664351
>>lives alone
>The truecel option
more like a richfag option
you are so fucking lucky
i live with my parents, but basically pay rent anyway, all the bills and other shit get up there
even if i wanted i cant put away enogh money to start renting
kek
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>>84664351
if you can afford to live alone in 2026 you're well off. rent is absurdly high in most places
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>>84664252
Nta I dont bully people. I just shitpost for my own amusement.
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>>84664223
i have none of this and there are somehow anons who have even less than me
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>has friends
Yes thanks to my childhood friends being actually good people who didn't abandon me when I became mentally ill. That being said I only see them irl few times a year. We do play games every now and then.
>has a drug addiction
No actual addiction but I do abuse substances every now and then. (you can order them online)
>has had sex with 3+ women
Nope, my bodycount 0 women.
>has had a long term girlfriend
Never had a gf.
>has a good job
Neet.
>has a nice car
Public transportation.
>lives alone
Yes thanks to good neetbux.
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>>84664629
>has a nice car
Public transportation.
>lives alone
Yes thanks to good neetbux.

Where do you live that has this?
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>>84664634
Nordics.
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>>84664650
Of course, this would never be a thing in America kek
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>>84664388
If you can't afford to live alone, you should murder someone and retire to prison.
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Only the job, relatively
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>>84664223
job and living alone comes hand in hand, that's the only reason to work
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>>84664671
i would only go to prison in a nordic country. brevik is living better than most people on earth
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>>84664223
>has friends
no
>has a drug addiction
no
>has had sex with 3+ women
no, still khhv
>has had a long term girlfriend
no
>has a good job
yes
>has a nice car
no, no driver's license either
>lives alone
yes



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